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I pi(c)ked the w(R)ong wipe to quit §niffing glue. #(R)efe(R)en(c)e #§ub§tan(c)e ™
mood
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
JUST HAD TO LIK£ G£T OFF TH£ GAM£ B£CAUS£ MY T£AMMAT£S AR£ SO. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA.Σ(°ロ°)
࣪⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette #hicacontent }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ GO KN\iGHTS! #GOFISH! \}*7,*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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THE M⧃UNTAIN CLIMBED ⧃UT ⧃F THE B⧃TT⧃MLESS PIT HE IS G⧃ING T⧃ G⧃ SKYDIVING AGAIN
࣪⊹₊˚{ this movie is literallyyyy so fucking romantatic that it makes me want to hicaautocull myself!!!! }TᯅT{ }TᯅT{ }TᯅT{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
DROP THE LEADERBOARD.
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay come over like right now actually }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ eethin.... its like.... been so long since i heard you say the a word.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ avaaaasssstttt }@u@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, likeeee, just answer me honestly.... am i more like the dead wife to you???? or like, do you think im the one that GETSSSS the dead wife }.3.{ #vibecheck }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ #deepmaids verse four MOTHERARMS }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ dreadmother deepest my flotsam wishes bid you to sing, i beg + heed the weakest wants from in my chest all ache four tomorrow fourgotten, as to my sodden hopes i cling four you to call the end mercy ࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ ⟡ sister lempry of the suffocant pool, 202 BHIC }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ okayyyy wellll FOUR THE RECORDDDD, MY dms are open if anyone WANTS A FREE TONGUELASHING!!!! }._.{ }=3={ #yellingatyou }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe! my compulsory military deferment hasnt expired yet + wont in like, 10 sweeps or something???? }>7<{ i literally DONT }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + considering i wasted all that time on alternia when i COULDVE been working while i was closer to motherarms.... omg. hahahaha. }*v*{ likeeee! the least i can do it apply! }6u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ where do i #APPLYNOW }@u@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
CHITTR HANDLE: @veritysGleam YOUR MESSAGE: ⊹₊˚{ soooo like }>u>{ howwww would a lowly #deepmaid best dedicate herself to becoming like, a certified #maidboss like you....? }@u@{ im DYINGGGG to know!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE GREEN MINISKIRT. OR TO STOMP YOU TO DEATH OVER THE COURSE OF A BRUTALLY VIOLENT AND YURIFUL HAZING PERIOD. WHICH ULTIMATELY BRINGS US CLOSER. AND BLOODIER. AND WETTER. THAN WE’VE EVER BEEN. WITH ANOTHER TROLL. YOU’RE ROYALTY. SURELY YOU HAVE BETTER PROSPECTS. THAN POLISHING TABLE STICKBALLS AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. DON’T YOU? THAT SAID. YOU’RE A GROWN BITCH. IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO DOOM YOURSELF. I WON’T STOP YOU. #APPLYNOW.
☆good dusK chittr starting the evening off strong with the breaKfast of champions some bugs I found cheKK it☆
oh youre a girl ok nvm then carry on
.okay im bored #dashwatchinG .list time is oveR .dont think i wont catch you if you have been waiting for me to give up to post your loser shit i will still add you to the list if i see iT .AHEm .presenting the list of losers displaying bitchless behavior on maiN .losers of the hour arE @restlessAnimal @uprootedGarden @eldritchTherapy @gardenGhostist @emotionalCorpse @carcinologyGenarch @clownCorruption @junkfoodPocketdimension @celestialAbsurdity @unclaspedKahuna @cesarianAqueduct @gildedAura @tipsyGlamour @carcinoVantas dishonorable mentions tO @felisCorvus and @nightterrorPsychologist .ediT .by personal requesT @trendyGnostalgic .would like to be known as a bitchless loser too just for the funsieS .your positions on the list last for the next twenty four hourS .okay now fuck ofF #directpostinG
⊹₊˚{ itd be different if i played again }*n*{ ive LEARNED }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ why cant you see that? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Apologies to gildedAura who I accidentally @mentioned by mistake
⊹₊˚{ + on that topic theres definitely at least one someone in my life who would ""DISAPPROVE"" if i brought the high culltess gloamfin out of flarptirement }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ huh? }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }<_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ never mind }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe, well yeah!!!! you are! if i was hatched a tyrian, i would liiiiterally be like, OMG, this is my dauphine! }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM GOING TO KILL HIM + EVERYONE HES EVER MET }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im going to turn him into a chum thats SOOOO FUCKING CHUMMED that you cant even tell it came from TROLLS!!!! UGHHHH! #channeling #myinnerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ his name is kuprum maxlol }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + HE CALLED ME A COOM SIREN!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ @gildedAura can you PLEASE come to my beachedhive! i am LITERALLY going to start slaying SOOOO fucking hard if i dont get shooshed in a pile of some STUPID BULLSHARK MALARKEY like, RIGHT NOW!!!! }T____T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg waaaait, true! this is like, JUUUUST like me! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/m5kj3P9V/image.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ocray ebberyone. Let's naut get too )(asty! )(e)(e)(e)(e. 38) I would nebber ebber forebber nebber cull -Erifin! -Efin if )(e does suck mollusks out t)(e back!
࣪⊹₊˚{ vulgtmah ah, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^u^{/ \}^o^{/ SPEAK, O DREAD BHESTY! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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Another win for the Gollden Lineage. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha.
goin through my #polliticall arc. cause i never been THAT before. heh.
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe, eethin! she is soooo silly that it just makes me want to glub! <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪
))--> I have seen a few seadwellers do this thing called 'glub posting'. I myself am not a seadweller but I am a landtrotter so I shall 'neigh post' ))--> Neigh. #Neigh
࣪⊹₊˚{ i am in my seeeea castle, silly you! why are you so stressed, girlfrond? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ is it because of me. }ono{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ four the record, i dont flarp anymore. but i can say this as an expert. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ any men out there who flarp are totes only doing it four attention from the girls that play. thats LITERALLY the only reason 4 out of 5 of them even own a game grub four it. }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪