@graveWalker — #substance
X I’m gonna throw a 30 days sober pin on my chest for halloween and go as sober callie #substance x
X I don’t have rizz I just say “hey wanna do drugs with me?” and it usually works #substance x
X How’s life on Alt B? Someone just rode by on horseback with an ak37 in one hand, a blunt in the other, with their pet snow leopard trotting beside them. Life is going pretty fucking awesome I’d say #substance x
X You know what? Fuck it I’m drinking about my problems- I’m handing operational control to Hermia and getting drunk. #substance x
X Good news everyone In clinical trials right now the anti-doom-whispers drug has shown to quiet the voices down to a dull whisper at the cost of severe migraines. We’re working on the migraines and effectiveness now. #substance x
X You ever just walk around your hive in your underwear and think “Man. This would only be better if I had a joint” #substance x
X Fun fact I have something akin to a troll spidey sense, but instead of warning me about imminent danger it tells me when there’s a lalonde in imminent need of alcohol #substance x
X Blacklisting that one #substance #vague x
X If I ever went sober I’d have to ditch my hat because otherwise it’d whisper to me like the troll green goblin mask #substance x
X The sheer amount of booze here rn is actually insane #substance #bonfireinferno x
X istwfgtaot some of y’all are more self destructive than I am and I’m addicted to like 5-6 different drugs #substance x
X List some gimmicky/joke weapon ideas I could feasibly build List of stuff already built: Dildo Cannon Glitter Launcher Paint Mortar Fent Rockets #nsfw #substance x
X OH BOY THE MOONSHINE JUST WENT UP BASED ON THE SIZE OF THAT EXPLOSION #substance x
X I’M DRINKING THIS BOOZE ON A ROOFTOP AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME #substance x
X MAYDAY MAYDAY THE BOOZE HEIST ON DARAYA’S FRIDGE HAS GONE WRONG #substance x
X Hey guys. So just to clarify that bottle of “fuck you” @apatheticApostacy had was 98% moonshine. She’s offline now but everyone wish her luck #substance x
X @imJunior hey junior is there a badge for those in the “pharmaceutical industry”? #substance x
X Just a casual reminder to all lalondes on site: you can get free booze from me One of the various roxy’s were so chill with me I vowed all lalondes get free booze. #substance x
X Callie Mallie Brand Cigarettes Pure dried tobacco, 7§ for unfiltered, 8§ for filtered, 12§ for completely organic tobacco, and 20§ for anything with an aphrodisiac in it #substance #nsfw x
X My therapist is drinkable and or smokable #substance x
X ATTENTION CHITTR Alternia B expedition teams have discovered giant snails that weigh upwards of 750lbs (shell + body included) and secrete a psychoactive mucus that seems to act like a psychedelic stimulant #substance x
X IMPORTANT CALLIE MALLIE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL DOOM PLAYERS I’m gonna start trying to develop meds to make the whispers and visions stop, I’m gonna try real hard. #substance? x
X Looking out my window and listening to the rain with a beer grasped in my hand #substance x
X Sex, Drugs, Rock n’ Roll. #Substance #Nsfw #Good-Taste-in-Music x
X I’ve made it out of the bush guys, dragging myself hive to get more fucked up rn #substance x
X Morning chittr I woke up in a bush with a hangover, a come down and I have 8% battery life on this device rn If anyone on alternia b needs me I’m in the bush left of the meeting hall main door, I’m going back to aleep so I’ll be here #substance x
X Oh hey in case anyone forgot I do still have party favours for sale #substance x
X BREAKFAST BEERS GO #substance x
X I challenge you to the “Callie Mallie” challenge. The challenge is simple: to win you must simply smoke weed, drink, and have a nice day while you do it #substance #lets-get-midweek-fucked-up x
X Does low % beer count as water? #substance x
X I think the only human(s?) with multiple alts on here I haven’t sold drugs to is(are) John(s?) I really struggled with how to write this one ngl #substance x
X I drank so much shine last night my morning piss smelt like it #cw-gross #substance #cw-piss x
X You ever just like make an edible but without the weed to see what they taste like without weed in them? #substance x
X Alternia B needs a strip club with bumps of coke you can buy. #nsfw #substance x
X Sitting with my back against a tree on a big hill and looking into the horizon with a martini in my robo hand while careless whisper plays rn #substance x
X I need a beer. A proper, 28% beer. #substance x
X NOW FOR MY SECOND BEAM ATTACK 4 0 0 0 MG FOREVER WEED EDIBLE BEAM #substance x
X 2000MG EDIBLE BEAM #substance x
X Interest in the smoke sesh is noted #weedwednesday #substance x
X Man we should have a chittr smoke sesh. Like we just meet up and pass joints, bongs, edibles, dabs, and kush oil around. #substance #chittrsesh? x
X Smash: my personal records Pass: the blunt over here @packageHandler #substance x
X Council is postponed 20 min, there’s tavern fight across the street and we’re getting involved #violence #substance x
X I smell like weed rn #substance x
X Hello chittr, I’m getting into the cigarette making game We’ll have your typical ones and ofc we’ll have cigs mixed with stuff other than tobacco too EDIT: one of these products is gonna be aphrodisiac laced cigs so you can get to round two quicker ;) #substance #nsfw x
X I sense a disturbance in the force Someone needs to get fucked up I can feel it #substance x