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(( Good evening users of chittr. I present to you. Pokemon trainer Xennox. Feast your eyes on this horrific sight of Xennox as a human. He would only collect cute pokemon because he's just like me for real. https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/XENNOX_POKEMON.png
SAVED THIS ONE FOR MY PERSONAL COLLECTION.
I have discovered that I have all the ingredients to make shrimp dUmplings tonight. Yay! They are an enjoyable treat. And. One that I coUld eat forever! If only I had Unlimited ingredients. Haha. BUt. Now is a good time for a shrimp fact! There is a species of shrimp known as the HarleqUin Shrimp. Named for its distinct spot patterns, I presUme. And. It feeds almost exclUsively on starfish! They are qUite adept at keeping popUlations of Crown-Of-Thorns Starfish at manageable levels. ・・・𝛾
I really should bring these outfits back. The heavy coat was like having a 24/7 hug.
(\ /) ...that's a wrap! second night of #murderontherails i can't extend my condolences enough to all of those who were participating. really, i.. started this out as just a little thing, but it does mean a lot to m
> #murderontherails concludes > "Wow it sure was weird I never had a playing card key that represented me!" > feel something in coat pocket as I leave > its a king of spades FUCK
This is how it feels when your Random Bull[HONK] Post gets caught between two (⒉) Hornyposts.
How do you end arguments in your house? I use Monopoly.
Alternia is NOT a good Entry Planet for someone (⒈) just getting into Being Alive.
It has also been a while since I posted a fUn fact! So. For the sake of alliteration. It is #StUrgeonSUnday! Haha! The stUrgeon is an ancient species of fish. Still alive today! And. While yoUnger than the coelacanth, stUrgeon fossils have been foUnded dated to approximately 87 million sweeps ago! Or. 174 million years, if I have calcUlated correctly for the non-troll species on this website. Haha. That makes them older than some species of dinosaUrs! ・・・𝛾
I see! There is talk aboUt a Snail HoUr! Well. I can present a sea snail fact! Cone snails are one of the more dangeroUsly venomoUs species on Alternia. There is one species colloqUially known as the "cigarette snail". BecaUse. It is said that a troll will only have time to smoke one cigarette before they sUccUmb to the venom! And die. #snailhoUr #animalfacts ・・・𝛾
[YEAH $O??]
a cute custom quiver that matches their personality ?? or a hunting knife that does etc like another piece of equipment they will 8e a8le to utilize while hunting, 8ut that shows you pay attention to things they like style-wise
Well! I coUld not find an appropriate fUn fact related to the trend. BUt! I have a similar fact! AboUt fashion trends. Haha. Sea Urchins pick Up shells and rocks to Use as camoUflage. And. To protect themselves from predators. So! Some Urchin pet owners like to give them tiny hats! To encoUrage their covering instincts. While also looking cUte! ・・・𝛾
There is a sUperorder of sea slUgs known as Sacoglossa. And. They are a very interesting species! One that is capable of ingesting the cellUlar contents of algae. ParticUlarly the chloroplasts. And. Incorporating it into their bodies so that they can perform photosynthesis. An animal capable of acting as a plant! ・・・𝛾
And now. To celebrate the new badge. A fact! One that might be common knowledge. BUt. Still interesting! CUttlefish have three hearts! ・・・𝛾
I have been reqUested to post an eel fact! So. Let's look at the garden eel! A very cUte species. They primarily live in bUrrows and poke their heads oUt of the sand. YoU will very rarely seen one's entire body! And. They live in large colonies! They can consist of Up to one thoUsand garden eels, and cover as large as one acre in sUrface area! ・・・𝛾
And. Before I leave to wander the beach. I will post a new animal fact! The oceanic manta ray is the largest non-lUsUs species of ray on the planet. It can grow Up to nine metres in length! Or. thirty feet. And. It also has the largest brain of any fish! ・・・𝛾
>>| .i just want to grab .onto someone's skin .and rip .it .out without .any hesitation. just .open .all flesh .open, like tearing from .a wall. #gore
(°. https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/436116069/𖦹riginal.jpeg .°) (°. #m𖦹thday #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #heni𖦹chaap𖦹ll𖦹nia .°)
=oXO i should try and get cuddled to sleep more often it works so well''' i wonder if mystry and iksham are all sorted out now¿ i think mystry posted that they won''' =oXO
I think it's really fun to do the exact opposite of what someone wants if it's not hurting them.
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NEW POLICY! Great news! This #Pride, the Gray House is expanding its outreach initiatives. All current Earth-C citizens and residents are now eligible for a monthly stipend of 1,500 Caegars if they are a member of the LGBTQIA*+ community. This policy will be put into effect immediately, and currently has no application deadline. Please note, all applications are processed manually via interns, so a delay of 1-3 minutes may be observed. We here at the Gray House understand times may be tough for some of you, and we want to give back the best we can in order to ensure your wellbeing. Advancements in payment may be requested, but are not guaranteed. (*NOTE: The "A" is representative of the Aromantic, Agender, and Asexual members of the community. It does not represent allies.)
Parrotfish feed off the algae growing on coral and rocks. Which means they're very important to reef ecosystems! By preventing algae overgrowth. And. RedistribUting coral sands. BUt also! After they digest the edible portions of rock. They process the non-edible portions and excrete it as sand. Some species of parrotfish can prodUce Up to 90kg of sand per year! Something to think aboUt. The next time yoU're on a beach. Haha. ・・・𝛾
FUn fact! Lionfish may be venomoUs. BUt! They are also edible if prepared correctly. In regions where they are an invasive species, eating them is very mUch encoUraged! SUpposedly they taste qUite bUttery! A food I woUld like to try in the fUtUre. If yoU cannot eat the king of the jUngle. Then. Try the lion of the sea! Haha. ・・・𝛾
A fUn fact! There are over three thoUsand known species of nUdibranch. And! All of them are cUte! ・・・𝛾
Hm! It has also been a while. Since I posted a fact! So. YoU might have heard the term "carcinisation" before. A form of convergent evolUtion in which non-crab crUstaceans evolve a crab-like body plan. This has occUrred at least five times! BecaUse of this. King crabs, porcelain crabs, hairy stone crabs, coconUt crabs, and the patagUrUs rex. Are all technically not "trUe crabs"! They are decapods independently evolved. And. Not part of the brachyUra infraorder. ・・・𝛾
always remember to go give youurself grace. mistakes are nnatuural they happenn. youuve got to keep goinng
Hermit crabs are very thoroUgh when they select a new shell to live in! It can be a lot of fUn watching them. They test for movability. A good textUre and external shape. A solid opening. EnoUgh room to fit inside and make qUick withdrawals if needed. And. They flip the shells over too! To make sUre they can be easily righted. Hermit crabs will also exchange shells with each other! Very cUte behavioUr. ・・・𝛾
BUsy, bUsy. So early in the evening! And yet. Trolls on the feed are already looking very bUsy. Some of yoU never seem to stop! MUch like the Great White Shark! As an obligate ram ventilator, some shark species like the Great White need to keep moving to let water past their gills. And. Extract its oxygen. The species that rarely rests! It can only Use cUrrents to its advantage to passively pUsh water aroUnd it. To enter a state similar to slUmber. ・・・𝛾
Ah. It has been a short while! Since I posted an animal fact. I have been distracted! With that memory box. Haha. So! It is cephalopod time once more! An octopUs' body is made of soft tissUe. Which can allow it to sqUeeze throUgh gaps as little as one inch in diameter. Their arms are also the most flexible in the animal kingdom! Sometimes I think it woUld be fUn. To sqUeeze into a tiny space. My own secret hideoUt! BUt. Alas. I am not that flexible. ・・・𝛾
I have been reading some recent scientific pUblications tonight. And. Discovered a new fact! PUfferfish are the only known species of bony fish capable of closing their eyes! BUt. Not becaUse they have eyelids. Like other species. Rather. They sink their eyeballs deep into their sockets and pUcker the skin sUrroUnding their eye together. Hm! That seems rather inefficient. BUt. If it works to protect the eye! Then. It is UsefUl. ・・・𝛾
It is also known that there are specific parasites that latch onto the eyes of Greenland Sharks. And. For a long time it was believed that the sharks were fUnctionally blind. As a resUlt of the parasites. BUt. Recent research has instead discovered that the sharks have a DNA repair mechanism that enables them to maintain their vision. With no signs of retinal degradation! Hm! If only oUr own species' vision did not degenerate either! Then. I woUld not need my reading glasses! Haha. ・・・𝛾
Speaking of memory! It is a common misconception that a goldfish's memory only lasts three seconds. In fact! StUdies have shown that goldfish memories can last weeks. Even perigees! In some cases. They have qUite good pattern recognition! ・・・𝛾
Hmm! I see! There is a Perigee of Pride! Happening now. Interesting! Well. I have already once mentioned that some animals can be "yaoi" or "yUri". So! Here is a fact aboUt one of them! Bottlenose dolphins can form male pair bonds with one another. These can last for a lifetime. And. Involve activities like hUnting and coUrting females together! ・・・𝛾
You are Profor Tempus! The somehow heirness of Alterina who is haunted by whatever your thinkpan can think of for what could go wrong. You enjoy a lot of things while shakily trying to make any form of change while not being haunted by the task of having to fight the Condesce. One such thing that you like is to write and to study history. This has come in handy many times when understanding one of your friends. It makes your gaps in knoweldge to be rather laughable. Your main other interest is music despite your horrible noise sensitivity and managed to learn the flute as well as singing. You have used this to soothe your lusus, Gl'bgolyb. Best known for being unable to raise you much in your youth due to the concept of crushing you as a grub and being a ticking time-bomb according to your own words despite how she cares in her own way about you. You tend to dream a lot of many different and increasing horrible fates for you to see and experience. Your distaste in violence is known over than your extreme pleasure in that very same topic. You are known to be quiet and often fearful of those who you rule over. Likely also that you are rather duty-focus despite your intense paranoia to leave your castle hive. You blush rather easily when stressed which you fear gives the wrong impression as well as your odd habits such as refusing to wear shoes and instead bandaging them in gauze, your rather matted hair that you pray that no one knows that your hair was once curly and you never learned to care for it, and your habit of writing notes down everywhere. Your rather feminine appearance according to some of them who know your face to be misleading- According to a few of them. You aren't quite sure if it is. You have also been told that your eyes seem like that you wear eyeliner.. You do not. You laughably aren't able to do that or many things. You are well aware of your role as sacrificial fodder to the Empress known as the Condesce for short. You are also quite sure that you may have several more issues as others seen to be able to live much easier than you. This makes you often wish that someone else was the heirness instead of yourself. You are SIGN OF THE ADJUSTER and unknowingly a Seer of Doom. Your ancestor was considered to be tragically slained many sweeps ago and it is even a shock that you were born if you remembered right. You can't quite grasp what their title was, so you instead call them the Adjuster. You aren't sure if you are a good heirness or a fuschia for that matter... #intro
JUST FOR A SECOND.
can yall g/) back t/) h/)rny p/)sting /)r s/)mething yall need a new t/)pic #nsfw
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you all would be ready for this if you had to sit through mandatory peer support group 7 am 6 days a week 8 weeks total. you do kinda get your story down pat that way.
Hm. In the interest of singing in-tUne with the cUrrent feed. And. Noticing that there are a nUmber of people of the canine persUasion online. I think it is appropriate to share a fact aboUt the dogfish! Which. Are a an order of sharks. Highly migratory ones! One dogfish was tagged in the western region of Alternia. And then was tracked all the way to East Alternia. 8000km away! A marathon swimmer! ・・・𝛾
I feel fine now.. back to facts, shall we? Dolphins use pufferfish to get high. #substances #medicalfacts #animalfacts
ActUally! I have changed my mind. There is a fact I know aboUt mating! That is also YSFW ("Yes! Safe For Work". Is what that acronym means. Haha). It is the coUrtship ritUal of the white-spotted pUfferfish! The males of the species will spend over a week constrUcting elaborate geometric patterns in the sand. For the females to lay their eggs in. How amazing! I think little of love and coUrtship. BUt. Even I woUld be impressed! ・・・𝛾
Hey. <3 @caligvlasAqvarivm @tenaciousTheologist @guardedApathy [Attached is a photo. It's DiStri sitting at a table in an ice cream shop of no note. She is wearing a sleeveless crop top and her shades with flawless fucking makeup, like the shit she is. There's a spoon in one of her hands. Perfect nail polish. Fishnet glove, a couple of rings. Spiked choker. Behind her is a handful of people. Eridan sits on the floor with his ice cream. Roan has ice cream and a bottle of whiskey. Cicuta, poor thing, is messy, but also in possession of ice cream, which is the universal common denominator that makes an awful lot of sense given the location. Somewhere in the background is the blurred figure of the singular staff member putting up with this post-rave gaggle of weirdos.]
(( i think is very clear but ritchy is polyamorous or atleast doesnt share the mindset that you can only have one troll in each quadrant, his relationship with hursus is pretty much open on his side like he has two hands for that
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// Alright, quadrant talk because I want to (if you don't use quadrants irl feel free to ignore) In human romance, it's fairly common to use <3 platonically, and while there's no rule in troll romance saying you *can't* use <3, <>, <3<, and c3< platonically, if you want to do so you have to make a choice of which symbol to use. This act of making a choice comes with Implications, implications I'd much rather avoid when talking to people I decided to go digging for some proposals for what a fifth playing card suit could be, and I found the idea of the 5th suit being the Shield. I like it because it's pretty much the only one I found that can be made easily as an emoticon: 3> To clarify, this isn't a "5th quadrant" or anything, just a 5th symbol to use when you want to throw a quadrant symbol at someone but can't or don't want to decide which one to use. If anyone has any other proposals I'd love to hear them /:)
(( Just want everybody to know I haven't forgotten about you, there's just a lot going on and I haven't been able to think straight about good responses. So I've mainly been engaging with very low-energy stuff on here. I hope everyone is doing well and Himero will return shortly for the more in-depth interactions! ))
=oXO thank you it is¡¡¡¡ my first time doing that''' awawawa that,ll make him the third troll i,ve met irl¡¡ =oXO
=oXO going to meet a friend¿¿ for real in real life¿¿¿ from chittr¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ awawawawa (<- overwhelmed) (<- happy¡¡¡¡) (ant->) =oXO
if all the do( s(rat(hes had to tag their weird stuff as vagueposting, how man7 tags do 7ou think the7'd (olle(tivel7 have to appl7? a hundred? five hundred? a thousand?
I see people talk aboUt sea angels from time to time. They're sUrprisingly popUlar! For sUch an UnUsUal creatUre. BUt. There are also sea bUtterflies! Which are somewhat of a misnomer. As they are gastropods! Marine snails that fly throUgh the water with their wing-like feet. The way they move is fascinating! ・・・𝛾
UPDATE ON THE EVIL RAT FROM EBAY SITUATION!!! TURNS OUT THE EVIL RAT FORGOT TO LOAD THE GUN THAT IT WAS THREATENING ME WITH!!!! IT GOT EMBARRASSED AND LEFT!!!! I FEEL BAD FOR IT!!!! BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY AT HAVING THE UPPER HAND???? 4/10 EVIL RAT FROM EBAY!!!!! IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EVIL!!!!! #VIOLENCE
UPDATE ON THE EVIL RAT THAT I BOUGHT FROM EBAY!!! IT ESCAPED THE CAGE IT WAS IN!!!! IT MIGHT BE PLOTTING TO KILL ME!!!! BUT WORRY NOT!!! I AM VERY SMART!!! THIS EVIL RAT IS NOT MATCH FOR ME!!!!!
Interesting. #levelup #juniorisworking #badgeguy #updatesinprogress
o-|= why doth individuals insist on harming the innocent and act so very surprised once their villainous actions lead me to end thy reign of terror with mine own spear? #violence =>
I hate h0t pe0ple
Ah Today Is A Good Day To Love Women
o-|= i am not quite privy to this very site but i hath noticed many of thee like parties! i too enjoy a good party =>
i have n0ticed that z0metimez when i p0zt vide0z 0f my pzi0nicz, z0me tr011z get zcared. i d0 n0t underztand why. the recent 0ne iz underztandab1e az it inc1udez b0diez. but the 0therz have been the deztructi0n 0f treez 0r meta1z. it iz n0t 1ike i am d0ing that t0 a b0dy. #g0re #h0rr0r #b0dyh0rr0r in caze
..."oh pwwincess" type shit...
...m0re accurate1y i am w0rking 0n a 1eg in my head. t00 buzy current1y t0 actua11y c0nztruct it.
wh/)ever runs the c/)ncupiscent an/)nym/)us acc/)unt is str/)nger than me cus if i kept seeing pe/)ple willingly p/)st their quad drama t/) me dude i w/)uld be a way w/)rse pers/)n ab/)ut it #quadstuff
rest well / everyone
Speaking of the abyssal zone fish. Lets look at the tripod fish! Well. They cannot look at Us. BecaUse their eyesight is extremely poor! To the point of near-blindness. BUt. They Use their tripod-like fins. Not jUst to stand tall. BUt to feel the vibrations made by approaching creatUres! ・・・𝛾
I Am Going To Rest Now. But I Love My Friends. #myfriends :> I Am In A Good Mood. #positive
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ This is kinda pathetic. ]
more scr33chies! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6419b905fba.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29527f9fd5b8.png #pounceart
//genuinely just have the colonel be like “you seem like an interesting muse can I draw you?” And I’m sure most characters would be thrilled and their muns would also love it
"If yoU gaze long enoUgh into the abyss. The abyss gazes back at yoU." A phrase that might soUnd very foreboding at first! BUt. The reality is. The abyss is fUll of friends! DUmbo octopi! Tripod fish! CUsk eels! Sea pigs! Basket stars! NUmeroUs mollUsks and crUstaceans! So many animals make their home in the abyssopelagic zone and beyond. It is a sUrprisingly lively place!・・・𝛾
it’s that time /)f night again
[YEAHH LONG $TORY]
Dogfish are an species of shark that are small in nature #animalfacts
There are more spotted handfish left in the wild compared to their red coUsins. BUt. Still fewer than 3000! As a matter of fact. A shame! For sUch an adorable species. And. So very Under-stUdied! It is difficUlt for me to find facts on them. ・・・𝛾
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2o what th3 fuck i2 up, Chittrfolk?
im so fucking normal you have no idea
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screw #hornyposting its #lonelyposting time
Tonight! I have a new fact for yoU! It is the existence of a rare and critically endangered species. The Handfish! And. Yes! They do walk on the ocean floor Using their hand-like fins! ・・・𝛾