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GOD. I MISS YOUR EXRAIL. I SHOULD TEXT HER.
they never learn
@caligulasAquarium HOW MANY STRUTPOD PICS IS THIS WORTH TO YOU.
Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
Anyone else stoked about #voreday. Or, vore day►s◄ if we're being honest. Around here, the trifecta gets the full celebration. 7-8-9, a dirty little classic. A three-part solution to eater, eating, and eaten enthusiasts. So. Plans?
CHARMS. I DON’T NEED TO BE TAGGED IN YOUR EVERY REVOLTING FANTASY. OP. YOUR REVOLTING FANTASIES MAY CONTINUE. YOU HAVE MY BENEDICTION AS LONG AS YOU CONTINUE POSTING GARBAGE. WHERE MY PROPORTIONS ARE. SIMILARLY FLATTERING. SHALL WE SAY. 「LARGER THAN LIFE.」
↗️WHO ARE YOU.↗️ ↘️what.↘️
👞👢👟hmmm....a waltz jitterbug polka breakaway flamenco style salsa freestep bump boogaloo swing???? might be difficult to get through allllllllll in just one night buuuuuuuuuuuuuut...!!!!👞👞👢 🫰🙌 since you went out of your way to tagggggggg me, and the medictator has assured me the stuff theyre flying in from overseas is deeeeeeeeeeeefinitely gonna take care of this awful cramp in my leg, like, omg? maybe? nah definitely. you have been sooooooo nicies to me since i got to the manor, like, how can i not? 🙌🫰 😄😆😅 sit tight, OK bestie? LA À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙄𝘿 is gonna show you some fancy footwork yet!!! it'll be sooooooooooo so so so lovely, and it'll make you forget all about the rancid skank bitch rust in your comment's section...not naming names! just shaming shames! hahahahah! i kid, i kid, it's damara 😅😆😄 🫵🫵🫶 you! me. all these dances you asked for, promie 🫶🫵🫵 #Chairministrangling #PlayingMusicalChairs #DancingUpTheCorporateLadder #EliteBallKnowledge #GalanteedToHaveAGoodTime 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE AND EN POINTE.
AMATEUR CHARMOLOGISTS. COME GET YOUR SLOP. STRAIGHT FROM THE FROG'S VENT. @carbolicGalvanologist @carmineGnosiology.
[ Fluttering through an unprotected crack in space-time is a note. It is pale green and marked with the letterhead of The Felt, an asymmetrically silhouetted Felt Manor viewed from the north side. The central spire is tipped by a glittering pearlescent drop of white ink. Scrawled beneath: a missive issued in cramped but neat cursive, richly maroon. The page is creased in two places, as though fit into an envelope at one point. ] To the editor in chief of Midnight City's ANTHROPODOGY Publication Office. Your journalistic excellence motivates me to stay apprised of your latest issues. I have no complaints, usually. In the June article of Movement As Culture, penned by Jubilant Communicant, a small paragraph detailing the dances typically associated with Leprechaun #Charms was included. Nine lines in all. A critical oversight on your part: none of it is accurate. Barely even legible, if we're hacking away at honesty. But we've had some... professional dealings in the past, sir. You pay your dues. You keep current on the news I read for. It's good work you do. Favor for the favors. Included is a short list of corrections to the charm-dance associations. Try to have August reflect an update. Wouldn't want to see you getting replaced so soon after your... chief predecessor left a vacancy in position. 🩷 Waltz. Measured, intimate, there's a way to do it. Someone always leads. 🔷 Jitterbug. Warm regards, lots of coordinated movement. Equals in every way. ⭐ Polka. Having fun, getting to know someone, learning the ropes. Someone leads. 🌙 Breakaway. Pursuit, distance, maintaining an orbit that push-pulls. Trading lead. 🎈 Flamenco. Fighting for control at all times. Nobody leads, but both are trying to. 🧲 Salsa. Performance for the sake of it. Compelling narrative. Someone leads. 🍀 Freestep. Testing waters. Setting to a pace. Lead-in before other charms. No leads. 💰 Bump or Boogaloo. Shoulder to shoulder, bar-fight-as-dance. No leads. 🌈 Swing. Knowing the dance by heart. Didn't have to practice it once. Someone leads. With occupational annoyance, Crowbar, Mister Seven of the Felt
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE WANDS. BAKA. YOU’RE NOT EVEN ATTUNED.
｢(´▽｀;) k-kyahhh!! aka pantsu! (*´・∀・｀*) m-megane-san didn't knyow rosugold-chan wore such... (ФωФ) mature things!! gyah... (｀･∀･´) in the art of east alternian pantsu gengo, aka pantsu means a kyutiegirl is mature, passionate, and... Σ(´□｀ ) g-gyah!!! lucky!?!?! (´ι _` ; ) uwaahhh.... rosugold-chan must really be rakki, to be near maid-chan! (・ω・,,) kekeke... (●´∀｀●) what an auspicious set of panties!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kyah, red panties!!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ it's be a long time since megane-san has seen such vibrant undies, kekeke~!! (*´∀｀) pantsu gengo is the ancient east alternian art of panty language! (＾ｐ＾) uwa, yosh! (*^ー^)ノ east alternians use their pantsu to communicate, a subtle gesture to their partners (and megane (ФωФ)~) that they hide secrets below their sailorfuku! (｀･∀･´) rakki means lucky! (*￣ー￣) rosugold-chan is truly lucky to be grabbed by maid-chan... (￢_￢) ebben if her oppai looks flat in this shashin... huffu.]
yeah saw that one comin but i guess even predictable punchlines are still pretty good hehehe did you leave them in one piece or does chalky @carbolicGalvanologist have more cleaning to do
You're spirited as ever, Damara. Condolences to your friend. I'd wish them 8etter luck next time 8ut... What good would it do them?
:o) ...Hee hee.
LET THIS BE A WARNING. TO ALL UPJUMPED WANNABE HANDMAIDS. WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE ALL THIS. THERE IS ONE NARROW PATH TO THAT COVETED TITLE. AND THE THRESHOLD IS GUARDED. BY THE ALPHA BEAST. FUCK WITH ME. #PERFORMANCEEVALUATION: #NEEDSIMPROVEMENT #NEEDSTOKNOWHERPLACE #NEEDSTOBITETHECURB.
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
꧁but whatis a good eunuch vizier if notsomeone who undermines you, sir??꧂
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOLY FUCK. YOU STUPID SHIT.
you're a guy?
HELLO AGAIN SPAMBOT. STILL ATTENTION WHORING. ALL OVER MY MENTIONS. I SEE. YOU HONOR ME WITH YOUR INPUT. I’LL BE PRINTING OFF THE ENTIRE LIMP. FLOPPY. UNDERDEVELOPED LENGTH OF THIS POST. AND TAKING IT STRAIGHT TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. TO WIPE MY CHUTE WITH IT. YOU WOULDN’T BE FAMILIAR WITH THE GESTURE. BECAUSE YOU SPEW YOUR SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. SO I WILL PROVIDE A TRANSLATOR’S NOTE. TRANSLATOR’S NOTE: THIS CONVEYS DERISION.
WE HAVE MURDERHIVE AT HOME.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. NEVER MIND. I DON’T GIVE A WET SLOPPY EEL SHIT. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOO.
Some have taken notice that the Felt has acquired a new member. I use the word “member” generously. Roewzi Charms has not been appointed, inducted, assigned a number, or given a purpose, but has nevertheless attached himself to our organization with the confidence of a decorative seal upon an impressive envelope. He claims not to have read its contents, yet we will determine the truth of that, won’t we? He advertises our personnel, manufactures their insignias, and invokes our names with such relentless enthusiasm that correcting the misconception would be considerably more difficult than simply allowing it to become true. Fortunately, his peculiarities are largely productive, and as a result, I have opted not to remove him from the roster of authorities with whom I pursue our greater ambitions. His innumerable qualities and metaphorically innumerable hands remain both of interest and of use. His attention is exacting beneath all of that noise. His capacity to make himself indispensable borders on admirable. Welcome, Mr. Charms. May your stay be comfortable and your loyalty unwavering.
Anyone else get followed by a swarm of fucking bees?
PRAISE
🫶 concept! 🫶 👀 🎭🔪🚨🩸 the purge 🩸🔪🚨🎭 🫱(‿but like‿)🫲 🫸 for unlimited purchasing of things you cant afford🫷 😩 we call it THE SPLURGE 😩 🫵 what are YOU buying unlimited of?????????? 🫵 #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #WhoWhatWhenWhereWhyABoss #PhilosofuckingAround 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !sss the heat go!ng to my pan or !sSSS a gold !n my commentss ask!ng to l!ck my sssweat?꠹