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(( #ableism #a-lot-of-ableism #mental-health-discussion #misogyny #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cwv-self-harm #cwv-eating-disorder #abuse #cwv-toxic-relationship )) alright, youvwe all been asking for it, so here it is: mental illnesses listed by fuckability. s tier: antisocial personality disorder - they say dont stick your bulge in crazy. i say im already dead anyvways. nook from a girl vwho hates you and evweryone else is alvways a treat. shes probably into some freak shit too. bipolar: best of both vworlds. if shes manic, shes got energy to burn and is more likely to say yes to things. if shes depressed you can do some free use, prone bone type stuff, and shes less likely to say no. dependent - self-explanatory. lowv s for being annoying. a tier: borderline - damz is gonna vwhoop my ass for not putting this in s tier. thats vwhy this aint in s tier. i lovwe a gal vwhos crazy in the sheets, not so much a gal vwhos slashing my tires. narcissism - dunno vwhy this is evwen here. i lovwe self-lovwe! i also lovwe a gal vwhos gonna advwocate for herself. none of that "oh im fine vwith vwhatevwer," this kinda gal is gonna tell me vwhat she vwants and howv she vwants me to do it. anorexia - should this evwen be here? this is a vweird tierlist. this is just betvween a and b. i dont mind a gal vwho vwants to look good and is gonna hang off my evwery vword for vwalidation, but i prefer my babes vwith some meat on their bones. this is the type of babe id bring to olivwe garden, see if vwe cant carboload her and add some curvwes to all the right places. b tier: autism - kink scene special interest? hot. often socially isolated and desperate for approvwal? hot. its vwhen theyre going on about something lame that i get tired of em. ocd - similar reasoning to autism. compulsion to bob her head up and dowvn ten times vwhen shes blovwing me? hell yeah. compulsion to flick the light svwitch on and off ten times? cmon, im trying to read. anxiety - this aint evwen a real disorder. this is terminally online land, all of you havwe anxiety. neutral rank because this is nothing. c tier: paranoia - this dont sound like a real dsm diagnosis and i dont care to look it up. if the girl could be convwinced im the key thatll solvwe shit, fine, but i dont need her assuming im out to get her or something. im a straightforvward guy, im nevwer gonna lie about vwhat i vwant. its irritating. depression - only savwed from a d rank because you can sometimes convwince em that their body (specifically it getting fucked) givwes em some sorta useful purpose. vworst comes to vworst, theres some freeuse livwing potential vwhere she just cant care about getting fucked. adhd - fine, but one time a gal i vwas doing forgot vwe vwere havwing sex and tied the condom into a balloon animal. histrionic - a vweird inclusion, this tierlist sucks. this is the vwoman disorder, im pretty sure. big vwhoop. ptsd - the thousand yard stare is a real vwriggly killer. d tier: panic disorder - im barely evwen sure vwhat this means. i just figure i dont vwant anybody panicking in bed vwith me. seems awvkvward. schizophrenia - this is spelled vwrong in the tierlist thing, aint it? vwell, im not about to get cucked by the hat man. pass. avwoidant - i need her to not avwoid me to do her. thats the vwhole point. bulimia - breath mint.
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Ha, That Is So Fucking Sad
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Should I call my abusive ex? Red reacts for yes black for no, let's have some fun with this. #abuse
... ..- .--. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. ... -.-.-- Rose @nightterrorPsychologist can I have 20$? Dirk won't pay me and last time I stole money from him I lost body privileges for a week. .... .- .-.. / .- .-.
okay i just want to make you happy okay rose? sleep well please. :(
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It's Your Birthright -syrma
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my condolences
i can say the same of your drunken episode you had the other night
a shame to hear
I normally disagree with Error on everything 8ut this? Nah. May8e I'm just an asshole or just h8 most Lalonde's. Shrug. ::::T
cull yourself @nightterrorpsychologist #tw-suicide
i'm glad i've made an impact on you otherwise this torment would be for nothing and i would have had to make do with just culling you waste of space
no i wasn't intending on saying it i just like making things fully clear okay rosa?
you want my advice? keep cutting. #cw-selfharm
why else would they
i don't need to now do i
miserable does not begin to describe it, but yes i would adore to hear what keeps you up at night
like this if you are willing to allow me to use your body as a conduit for ritualistic sacrifice so i can manifest troll sasuke to the waking plane ^_^ #horror
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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