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↘️me too.↘️ ↗️#JOBWEEK. LET'S MAKE IT BIG.↗️
you are allowed to find my pages
IM HERE TIME TO PLAY KNIFE TAG AGAIN HAHA WEEEE!!!!
[begin chit] you can rotate a moobeazt in your head for free they cannot ztop you. [end chit]
Asshole said to me I "overstep my boyfriends boundaries" (Ridiculous) when I am standing up for people where he can't. I won't let him be a doormat, so I'm stepping in for him. It's not a crime.
don't bite the hand and feets too this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOURE JOKINGGGGG https://i.postimg.cc/0N89C254/image.PNG
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URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have made contact with the entity known as SCP-173, and there is no need for alarm. When confronted with this creature, it is imperative you maintain eye contact at all times and back away slowly.
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
me @ the peanut: [insert pocketful of sunshine lyrics here]
Shit. Time to delete my account.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Wrote a column this cycle about a goldblood who’s creating a large archive of lowblood stuff. They’re really cool. ]
we're having a wonderful conversation, this guy is chill as hell. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001341223434457149/1486512966022205500/image0.jpg?ex=69c5c695&is=69c47515&hm=1e185744f2c311193e2f3f7486162965125cf023e1df90d5e0cf1cb731d5aeeb&
GO METAL, SHOW THAT HEDGEHOG YOUR SUPERIORITY!!! I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU TO BURN HIM WHEN HE LOSES TO YOU IN THIS RACE!!!
I might allow myself the rare superfluous purchase, I have been thinking of getting a tricorn hat. Ego sum ira Domini.
1M SO T1R3D 1 COUL
@caesarsArmament St9p hating all 9f my Chitts if y9u aren't g9ing t9 read them. While I w9uld never want t9 prevent s9me9ne fr9m 6eing a6le t9 9ffer c9nstructive criticism 9n my c9ntent, I w9rry that y9u are 9nly d9ing s9 in 6ad faith.
First date idea: take you out to dinner and ramble about professional wrestling with such an intensity that, though insist "know it's not real" several times, makes it pretty clear that I do think it is in fact very real
-_-
Unfortunately the cat problem is taken care of... Sigh... I was a mother of 123 mewtated kitties for only a moment... #RIP #SadDayInAmerica
T)(is Peanut guppy is a delig)(t to converse wit)(.
>AcK< scp S+ands For "sui+case | Plane" Which Are Lyrics In Alanis Morrisse++e's "ir0nic"
if we +ad a trending tab would it be safe to assume peanut is trending
I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.
> lett1ng the bpd w1n and be1nf 1mpuls1ve f0r a m1nute 1f 1 d1e s0rry 1n advance
- But what would her Immperiousness ever want fromm a pathetic, little freelance admministrangulator like mme...? I bet I'll never get to die on an episode of Secret Saboteur. 😔
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Put your stump on a hot crisprange⁻ for a minute⁻.
[i think me and peanut have a connection]
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I'M LOSING CONTACT WITH MY ROBOT GENERATORS, AND THE TIME STONES ARE GOING MISSING!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MEET SONNIQ AT THE "STARDUST SPEEDWAY" ZONE. IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO HAVE A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE SHOW DOWN WITH METAL.
Clearly, the time for my seppuku is not upon us. My fellow constituents, fear no longer. Allow me to intervene.
Hello everybody!! Due to a recent exchange I have acquired about twenty seven used M2922 Pistols! If you are unfamiliar with the gun, it’s an iconic firearm chambered in .45acp and is exceptional at its job!! We will be pricing them nice and cheap, 50 Caeger a unit #violence #myemployeesandigotshotat
> 0KAY D0N'T L00K AWAY FR0M 1T JUST KEEP STAR1NG AT 1T
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Of course when I go for dinner I miss everything. + 60 Caegars Lack Of Notification Of Happenings
<] IVE GOT AN IDEA, WHAT IF WE TAKE THE PEANUT, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?[>
What is this peanut business
I w9uld like t9 take a m9ment t9 thank my f9ll9wers, friends, and well-meaning g99d samaritans f9r their supp9rt and 9nce again pr9m9te my #Su6stack acc9unt. It's an expertly researched 6l9gf9rm f9r th9se 9f y9u appreciate the art 9f an in-depth Tr9llcratic dial9gues and/9r are just l99king t9 learn m9re a69ut c9ntemp9rary f9rms 9f atypical-quadrant relati9nship f9rms. https://kankri-v.su6stack.c9m/
Am I too late to t)(e multidimensional party? I s)(ore )(ope not. )(ello, everyone.
normaLize having the same Last name as some famous Person without being LiteraLLy their descendant. there's LiteraLLy Less than Like a biLLion PossibLe six-Letter names!! obviousLy there wiLL be a few "serkets" around at any given Point, it's just math!! it doesn't mean anything!!!!!!!!
:33< its midnight in the graveyard :33< the mewns behind a cloud :33< theres a cold slimy chill :33< slowly cr33ping up my spine :33< theres a black cat on a tombstone :33< with piercing yellow eyes :33< i got a f33ling im being watched all the tiiiiiime!~
My handle means I like(d) tequila and I don't know how to shut the fuck up.
>AcK< i+'s Jus+ One Of ThOse Days...
Do or do not. There is no try.
Gutter's closed, due to some uh. Fluid leakage from a bowler's bespoke set of "balls." In further news, all non-Guttercade owned balls are banned. You try to bring that shit in, and the huscle will turn you inside out, k???? Arcade side's still open.
I w9uld als9 like t9 take an9ther m9ment t9 clarify that I d9 n9t answer uns9licited DMs. Thank y9u.
man the peanut is so fun to talk to im having a BLAST idk what yallre scared about
♯wait what fucking ♯peanut I HAVE AN ♯ALLERGY
I am the man feared by the medicine-ball and the jump-rope.
im not wOrriEd AboUt the stAtuE. the fuck is it gOnnA do to me? lOOk ugly?
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF CONFINED TO A ROOM FOR A FEW HOURS INEVITABLY YOURE GOING TO GET BORRED! THIS DRIPS SUGGESTION IS TO FIND SOMETHING IN THAT ROOM TO DO! FOR EXAMPLE IF THERES A LOT OF BOOKS IN THE ROOM TRY MAKING A BOOK HOUSE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION! DRIP TIP NATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BOOK HOUSES COLLAPSING ON YOU AND KILLING OR HURTING YOU IN ANY WAY IF YOU ARE HURT OR KILLED GRAVEYARD DEAD IM SO SORRY DRIP TIP INDUSTRY LLC 1235678910!
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
in response to nothin in particular i wwas havvin a frequent pitch fling a mine ovver for a caliginous lil wwrasslin sesh (to wwhich i came out on top) wwhen the broadside of my fuckin hivve is ripped clear off the hull my rivval wwas bravve an quick wwith a knife yet against the mighty doomkraken they wwere NO MATCH i wwatched in abject bloody horror as my kismesis wwas ripped in twwain by the beast wwith a thousand eyes and gnashin jawws made short wwork a their carrion naturally i livved the encounter through a series of bullshitty cutawways and pirouettes until the doomkraken lay bloodied on my shores #andthenifuckedittodeath #nsfww
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
[ # Dare I ask? ]
HΩw wΩuld yΩu apprΩach telling an ex-quadmate (specifically a fΩrmer kismesis) that yΩu are nΩt interested in the slightest tΩ "rekindle" yΩur previΩus relatiΩnship and make the message VERY clear? Asking fΩr a friend.
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
Man I alt tab forr like a minute and therre's a peanut orr something?? what am I missing??
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M TROLL CHRIS EVANS MAN, I CAN DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY! 💪💪💯💯 I BE ROLLING MY FENT IN STRAIGHT UP VIBRANIUM AND GUZZLESMOKING THAT SHIT DOWN LIKE I'M TRYNA LOOK LIKE RED SKULL BY THE TIME I'M DONE! #substance
IS THIS A "ALAN WE ARE SO FUCKED MOMENT" https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gonna run some games of Troll Deadlock soon. God I love that game. ]
[the peanut hasnt messGaed me maybe urr all just crrazzy]
- To be honest... if Her Immperious Condescension decided to visit MY hummble office on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)" - I would be so happy, I think I'd just die! 🤣🤣😁😁
https://i.ibb.co/WpPRVrtq/173.png See, this is easy.
I just got ripped off at this restaurant. The owner will suffer 78 injuries beginning tonight.
>AcK< mr Plan+er Is CanOnically Dead S0 He Can+ Hur+ Y0u If He's In Ur Dms Rn
Can You See Me
> 1 ATTEMPTED T0 RESEARCH THR0UGH HUMAN MED1A AS T0 WHAT TH1S SCP 1S AND 1 AM 0NLY M0RE TERR1F1ED WHAT THE FUCK D0 Y0U MEAN 1T M0VES WHEN Y0U D0N'T L00K AT 1T
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Why did I lo/\d the feed to /\ w/\ll of qu/\d blurring discourse///
>AcK< +hey Always Sc0ff When You Claim Tha+ Singing Killed Your Grandma, NO Ma++er HOw True A Tale YOu're Telling
Guys.. What dȯ I dȯ.. https://i.imgur.cȯm/DżYjżrx.pṅg
I just got here why is the scp foundation here.
whats up with this scp shit happening huh
AND NOW I HAVE *THIS* THING IN MY DMS? FUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEE.
🍌- IF ANYONE WANTS SOME PRIME FOOTAGE OF A CROCODILE LUSUS GETTING HIS BANANA-STEALING TAIL BEATEN DOWN, COME DOWN TO THE TROLL DENNY'S IN 20 MINUTES WE ALREADY MADE A FIGHTING RING OUT OF SEVERAL SCUTTLEBUGGIES AND SOME ROPE.
[btw is it morre kismes orr matesprrit type shit if i bite off his finGerr? like i just think he'd look Good with one less finGerr]
> please reply 1f the scp just dmed y0u s0 1 kn0w 1'm n0t al0ne 1n be1ng scared sh1tless
EVeryone getting a message from THIS scp thing SCrew waiting for it! I'M gonna go right up TO it and message first! NO cowards here!!!!!
GIVE ME TWO 8 BALLS AND A HOOKER. I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
i used to think due to cultural osmosis that the guys from supernatural were all brothers all angels and all gay #wincest
I see, you should get that bandaged soon. It's good fortune you are tough. Ego sum ira Domini.
If yȯu fiṅd a Jadėblȯȯd slaṅdėriṅg my ṅamė aṅd gȯȯd iṅtėṅtiȯṅs Dȯ ṅȯT LISTėṅ!! Hė is tryiṅg briṅg scȯurgė tȯ my imagė ȯṅ chittr..
>AcK< +hey're Ge++ing Closer
YEAH IT WAS NICE KNOWING ALL OF YOU IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE https://i.postimg.cc/TYmNYVjd/Screenshot-2026-03-25-193022.png
ALWAYS SUCH A *DELIGHT* TO BE WOKEN UP AT THE RANCID ASSCRACK OF DUSK BY MY CRUSTY PANLESS BARKCREATURE LANDING SQUARE ON MY ORGAN CAVITY SUPLEX-STYLE LIKE SHE'S FIGHTING TROLL HULK HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA.
"who want me" ithe fuckign police 4 ur crimes agasinst hhmanity. or trollmanity. bugmanktu. whatever thse green gys are manity
Update: there might be a small, itty bitty, possible limit to how many kitties I'm legally allowed to clone... but with their mutations- mewtations I'd like to say - it's hard to listen to that cap... Also I probably shouldn't be doing this and mixing drinks at the same time... Sigh... #MutatedCatMama #EpicFail #FacePalm
getting straight teeth from the girl you helped come out
>AcK< i Pre-emp+ively Declare War On The No+-ye+-crea+ed, Pr0digal "bridge 0verer" Implied By My @
> 0h g0d the scp messaged me what d0 1 d0
🍌- I FOUND K. ROOL AT THE TROLL DENNY'S PARKING LOT, I'M ABOUT TO TURN HIM INTO A CROCODILE LEATHER JACKET!!!
Wvhat button do I press for “like wvhat you said but hate howv you said it.”
testing sØmething. thank yØu fØr understanding. fuck yØu if yØu dØnt understand. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
UM INSERT POST ABOUT A RANDOM TOPIC. UM. I HEARD SPRING IS NICE?
> has any0ne else been see1ng th1s "SCP" 0n the1r feed? 1 feel 1ncred1bly unsettled
>([bro are we about to kiss or somet#in rn #a#a okay *closes eyes and starts t#e ascent*]
B33 < if its a popcorn ceiling why do people get mad when i start chewing on it
He⁻ard one⁻ of my the⁻orie⁻s de⁻monstrate⁻d wonde⁻rfully by anothe⁻r scare⁻ntist and would like⁻ to share⁻. Suppose⁻ you have⁻ a cube⁻ e⁻mitting two e⁻qual pulse⁻s of light on the⁻ le⁻ft and right face⁻s, and the⁻ box is moving to the⁻ le⁻ft. The⁻ le⁻ft light is blue⁻shifte⁻d, whe⁻re⁻as the⁻ right light is re⁻dshifte⁻d. The⁻ blue⁻shifte⁻d light carrie⁻s more⁻ mome⁻ntum than the⁻ re⁻dshifte⁻d light, but the⁻ ve⁻locity has not change⁻d. The⁻re⁻fore⁻, the⁻ mass must have⁻ change⁻d in orde⁻r to make⁻ up for the⁻ change⁻ in e⁻ne⁻rgy.
I learned that my soon to be divorced wife is cloning cats. Gonna clone myself, will update y’all on progress soon. Who wouldn’t want two of all this?
[|||] i need to log this thing in on my palmhusk,,, not always in my block,,,
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Omc! Omc! OMC!!!! My ANC--ESTOR followed me! !!!!! 380!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr6_oDFhpI&list=RDMM&index=50 :3
oh i (rossed 100 kult s(ore and i missed it. ah well.
>AcK< i Am Fragile Like A Bird, Ye+ B0+h Me And Y0ur Windshield BO+h Refuse The Invi+e T0 Sha++er Agains+ Each o+her Upon Our Imminen+ COllisiOn
WHY'$ THE FLE$H LOWKEY HOTTER THAN THE MACHINE?
Recent discxvery by a Mr temperedTragedian!!! The biggest scxxp xf my life!!! The Titanic... Never SANK!!! It was its sister ship the RMS Xlympic!!! Fxr... Mxney xr sxmething!!! Xur experts xn the scene are sighted saying this: "My fellxw alternians!!!" (BXXM !!!!!!!!!) https://encrypted-tbn0...gstatic...cxm/images???q=tbn:ANd9GcSX1g7xjxMt1WldbArAK1YFc8HU2PCn08TYmg&s Thank yxur fxr yxur time :)))
IM GETTING A HEADACHE/
trying tO dOOmscrOll chittr, can yOu guys make better pOsts tO keep me engaged please XO
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
I don't quite⁻ like⁻ the⁻ ide⁻a of "re⁻lativistic mass" ve⁻ry much.
[eveninG assholes]
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
V^ I l0ve quadblurring. 0ne c0uld say I'm quadfluid. ^V
BUSTING OVER SWEET POTATO BROWNIES #NSFW
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
Do you think seahorses write fpreg... #nsfw
--Eridan makes t)(e lemon face. Pass it on! 38*
pause how many of the daves on this site are women
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY OPPS TRIED TO CUT MY LIFE SHORT BUT THAT STICKY ZAZA GOT ME RISING AGAIN LIKE THE SIGNLESS. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT!! #substance
I was gonna platitude post again but I could deadass fuck up some grrubfrries rrn so I'm posting about that instead bc I'm hungrry,
feeling good about right now!
>>| .ok some trolls .are really weird today. .if your moriail, the .emotional support friend who .is to help you with your .unstable .aggressive .instincts, starts to kiss right .onto your lips, then this .is no longer .a pale romance. .it's .a blatant flushed .engagement!
I'M REALLY GOOD AT MAKING OUT W TROLL$ WITH TEETH BLING BECAU$E YOU KNOW WHAT? GRILL$ WERE MADE FOR *COOKING*!!
Saw this 👍 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64555ae13944.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Last thing before I log off for the night. The supercut and raws were slated for release at the weekend, but y'all seem really excited, so I could make it sooner. Plenty more where it came from anyway.
Good n3w2 guy2, I got un2tuck AND. I b3at my PR for b3nch pr322 t3chnically
As my Mother loved me, so too do I love you all. I am truly blessed, and now I pass these blessings on to you.
GET USHER OUT OF MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. NO DADDY'S NOT HOME I DONT HAVE A DADDY I HAVE A FUCKING LUSUS! AUDITORILY FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S EAR.
>AcK< wOe, Plaque Be UpOn Ye [image Of Eminem As A Den+is+]
But I stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
:33< surpurrise claw attack! :33< im scratching mew even though mew just wanted to pet my belly idiot!
It seems I have committed another heinous act of misgendering. To make amends, before dawn arises, I would like to express my deepest sorrow for my actions, as well as sign an executive order immediately sending every transgender citizen $1,000. I will not err a third time, and will swear off gendered pronouns unless they are clearly stated in the user’s profile. Thank you.
HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/68060230AB70.PNG SOMETHING FROM MY PERSONAL WICKED ELIXIR STASH
I must abandon me palmhusk. I am gettin' fifty lashin's fer me last post.
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
Hello to my third follower. Thank you so much for following me.
All ᛏhe Fuchsia On ᛏhis Siᛏe Are So Young And Full Of Animosiᛏy ᛏowards One Anoᛏher... Iᛏ Brings Me Greaᛏ Joy ᛏo See
pretend there's something funny here. the notorious "obligations" are coming for me. oh God, i think they heard this chit. oh fuck
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Seeing a lot of ship activity. Isn't it a bit weird to ship some trolls with other trolls-- or aliens vice-versa? I guess people love a bit of the starry in-out-in-out. #nsfw ]
APPARENTLY IT'S ILLEGAL TO WOMAN NOW #INJUSTICE #FUCKTHEPOLICE #FUCKME
i need a grey 🖕. fØr persØnal usage.
>AcK< meglomvanya
fuck you all i didn't need a driver anyway.
chittr i love you
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT'S TWERKING? DM ME, I'M A VISUAL LEARNER #nsfw
Okay so that's the alleged disco bomb taken care of... Why is the painting upside down?
Anyone have any good book recommendations, actually? I prefer fantasy or historical fiction, but I'll read about anything.
if you guys had to choose to be a vampire or a werewolf which and why and no theres no twilight beef included into this question no team anyone
Hellx quixxticAspiratixn xn chittr!!! Dx nxt gx dxwn that hxle... I have learned this lessxn befxre!!! It is nxt safe!!! :(((
I CAN SEE THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY TIME MACHINE THERES GUYS OUT THERE SOMETIMES!
Apple Bottom Jeans. Boots with the Jeans. The whole club was looking at Jeans. She hit the Jean. Next thing you Jeans. Sawty got Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans.
It shoulD: be illegal to put the gross flavours of jelly bean in the jelly bean assortment. The next time I finD: a stupiD: buttereD: pop:Corn bean I'm taking matters into my own hanD:s.
>AcK< +he F0rge R0ars ThrOughOu+ Time, Thus The Hammering Can Be Heard Acr0ss Space
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you or a loved one were in a universe-propagating game with Vriska Serket, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
:33< mew know who i miss? :33< that little tealbood girl girl who made empurre memes terona or whatefur :33< wondpurr if shes on here that kid was a hoot!
#nsfw Gguys ddo yyou tthink tthat it's impressive tthat I ccan hhold mmy ccup wwith mmy bbuldge? Mmy ffriends tthink it's ggross bbut I tthink it's ppretty ccool and it ttook a llot of ppractice.~<
Love your fellow troll as you do yourself, and if you do not love yourself, then know that I love you all the same. Blessings.
They're called Draculas because they drank u. La.
WEMSDAY
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
EVery single time I look OUTSIDE and see those D4MN clown F*CKERS doing THEIR thing makes me wonder why THE H3LL they decided an entire settlement OF those clown F*CKS was a good IDEA
color my pages https://i.imgur.com/mpKH4BU.png
REAL $HIT. I WA$ LIT ONLY ABLE TO MAKE MY AU$PI$TICI$M TRIO. WHAT ABOUT MY MATE$PRIT OF THE WIPE?? MY KI$ME$I$ OF THE DAY??
fucked up of the tomodachii liife demo two tell you that 6 re2iident2 wiill allow them two liive fulfiilliing liive2 and then only let you make 3.
BXPP < meow does one have a slow burn situationship
(^･ω･^) < HOW DOES EVERYONE F33L ABOUT ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS AS A SLOWBURN RED SITUATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #GAY BABI333333333!!!!!!!!!
i luv u birdgirlthing of the world
guys im just a birdgirlthing in the world
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
>AcK< +hey An0in+ed Me In Vi0lence. A Mis+ake on Their Behalf
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
Nowv wvhat in the fresh Hell is this.
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MY MATESPRIT AND KISMESIS KISS AND MAKE UP ON THE TIP OF MY BULGE, CALL THAT APPLYING REDBLACK LIPSTICK! #nsfw
i hope you're all happy. i hate this place
:33< i love clawing up furniture :33< awe did mew like that sofa? TOO BAD! :33< its my scratching post nyow!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ TMZ? God damn. I really should urge 'em to make an account for the Outglut Observer, too many drama accounts already. ]
INSERT NEW POST FOR KULL.
hahahah som3on3 lit th3 roof on fi3r alr3ady? wayyyyyyyyyyyy too 3aryl in th3 night for that rotfl what r th3y 3<3n thinking #substanc3 #party
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა barkch nemesis.....
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
(ame in to the tail end of horn7posting time again. that’s alright, though, be(ause those tails are prett7 damn good #nsfw
i am evry1's fav Gyaru chick
m011ra11l k11ss11ng 11s d11sgust11ng and sh0uldnt be n0rmal11zed
"Rarity Fighting a Giant Crab" - Cat Milly #nowlistening #devimccallion
>AcK< i Have A Phd In Balle+
> #w1ngwednesday h0urs lets g000 [[ 1t's chr0ma, d01ng a handstand, but fac1ng away fr0m the camera. they're sh0w1ng 0ff partly-unfurled w1ngs that l00k alm0st l1ke that 0f a peregr1ne falc0n, and what m1m1cs the ta1l 0f a sc1ss0r-ta1led flycatcher 1s fl1cked upwards 0verhead — they're just all 1n /very/ d1fferent c0l0rs t0 the b1rds they draw fr0m. a l0t 0f ra1nb0w, a fl1cker 0f g0lden 1r1descence. chr0ma seems t0 be hav1ng a g00d t1me. ]]
Rather busy today, but I figured I should at least try to keep the habit of bookposting continue. Only issue is I haven't read anything new. Can't exactly finish a book a day. Well, I could, but I'd have to neglect everything else and that wouldn't bloody work out for me would it. Instead, I do recall a while ago I dabbled in a bit of gaming and beat Final Fantasy XV, and what is a game but an interactive book? I think the main character is a marvelous representation of what a King should be, and found myself quite touched by the ending. I'd recommend giving it a play if you have about... 36 hours on hand. #book #actuallynothisisafuckingvideogamenotabookbutitstoolatenow
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!
i have something you can react to miss ninjastar mcswordypants ;p
thats the spirit
Thank you all very much. Your input on this matter is invaluable. Especially after the unfortunate sequence of events that followed at my last performance. Never again shall I make the mistake of allowing someone else to manage any aspects of my career.
Hello to my second follower. Thank you for following me.
Chippi chippi chappa chappa!
okay, casey's away for a while doing. casey things. what do i do with my free time?
GooD: evening, :Chittr! What kinD: of insane D:is:Course have I misseD:?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Wonder just how many people here have a body count... culling count, I mean. ]
We shall return to the regular, mundane torment of my haters. Last night was a special treat for a special occasion.
doesnt matter how many times your bare dick is leaked on the internet you never quite get used to it #nsfw #fuckyou @plushrumpdotGay #dontclickthatwebsite
WAGGING MY TAIL OR SOMETHING
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp
Hello everyone. How is the chittr community doing today? I hope all is well. I am doing well.
thErEs a bomb in my scUttlebUggy.
Is that a DISCO ball? Since when did the lime green dance studio have a DISCO BALL?? Thats a lot of mirrors to clean...
:33 < Ok going on a quick #goonsesh :3333 #nsfw #happycat
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They're asking me to write a column about some chinny cal I don't really give a cal about so I'm just gonna write about ptitsas (girls) instead. ]
/╲/ ( HAD SOME FINE HANDIWORK TAILORED FOR ME BY @ZEALOUSTANTALIZATION . IMMEDIATELY POPPED THE THREE TOPMOST BUTTONS AS SOON AS I LEFT HIS SHOP =:{ ) /╱\
Get a(n arachnids) grip
HATES OBAMA = WRONG
/=||== - REALLY I THINK IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW nICE THE REPTILLIAN SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD IS -
do we really need another reptilian shapeshifting lizard as president? i think fucking not. @barackObama
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
why is everyone so stingy with their reacts im liking stuff i dont even agree with meanwhile a post will have 20 replies and only one pity and nothing else
I have heard D.o°cterr.o°r Pibb advertisements .o°n my music which is sad en.o°ugh as is, but then the entire ad is just "Dr. Pibb is a real s.o°da please please please d.o°n't make fun .o°f us" and then it's n.o°t even a g.o°o.d s.o°da. Pathetic
THE ZESTUM'S TEAL ACQUAINTANCE HAS INFORMED HIM THAT HE HAS GATHERED DECENT FAME ON THE SITE AND THAT HE SHOULD SPEAK MORE SO THE ZESTUM IS UP EATING SOME NUTRIENT SQUARES AND DRINKING WATER
We must respect the hard w.o°rking tr.o°ll
HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOO PARTY PEOPLE, NATION OF THE LATE HOURS!!! I AM DEAD PAST TIRED AND I JUST GOTTA SHARE MY INVENTIONS WITH THE WORLD! CANT HAVE A CIRCUS WITHOUT CLOWNIN AROUND A BIT (|:) WATCH MY INTRODUCTION VIDEO FOR THINGIES I LOVE THINGS YOU LOVE THINGIES WE ALL LOVE THINGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEP RIGHT UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY LATEST AND GREATEST WORKS! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v-svPMBUQVA
Hi y.o°u are my friend als.o° d.o° n.o°t get t°o.o° distracted typing .o°n this s.o°me bec.o°me addicted t.o° the screen and f.o°rget ab.o°ut the satisfacti.o°n .o°f a hard night's lab.o°r