Yugaut Hobnob

I have good new$ for tho$e waiting with baited breath$ and $till pu$her$ for an opportunity to join $WFCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$). Due to the FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) ri$e which I mentioned and the $ub$equent ($omewhat metaphorical) $tomping out we have a number of po$ition$ which have been left vacant and you my dear leader, could join and if proven your$elf worthy a$cend to tho$e lauded (and heavily benefitted) po$ition$ which were $o ea$ily ca$t a$ide by tho$e more fooli$h than you! Become a Bug, $trike while the iron i$ heart. You can $mell opportunity I know it, why el$e would you be reading thi$ po$t after all? (Thi$ would i$ an opportunity multiplier opportunity on the greate$t opportunity you might ever have!) #N$WFTCATP #$WFTCAT

The concept of pregnancy i$ di$turbing to $ay the lea$t and I am eternally grateful that our noble $pecie$ can avoid dealing with the $tre$$. But I mu$t a$k, if literal pregnancy i$ $o awful with $ome noble idea$ then a bloodle$$ metaphorical pregnancy lacking $aid di$gu$ting attribute$ would be nothing but noble correc? Do we not all have idea$ which congeal in our mind$ ready to bur$t forth from them? (Much likelarval human$ do?) I believe $o. And if that i$ the ca$e then I, a$ $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the greate$t movement to have ever been on thi$ planet, the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) movement are and will continue to be deeply pregnant with fanta$tic idea$. I conceive an endle$$ army of brillaint idea$ which once grown will $erve Trollkind and Bug$ mo$t of all! It i$ no wonder the proce$$ i$ called labour con$idering the $acrifice$ and ten$ion I feel while $ipping on wine and ruminating in my ablution block about what my next po$t topic will be. Join the $WFTCAT movement and perhap$ you too could contribute my labor$! Though you $hould know that you will never be a$ big a$ an (idea) birther a$ I. #Pregnant #N$FW #N$WFTCATP #$WFTCAT

There have been a bevvy of kidnapping$, di$appearence$ and violent altercation$ on thi$ app in recent memory and they continue to occur on an almo$t nightly ba$i$! While individual$ $uch a$ my$elf who much like diamond$ were forged under the mo$t inten$e of pre$$ure and are ju$t a$ valuable can $tomach the threat I under$tand many troll$ and NPC'$ (Nominally Pitiable Creature$) cannot. It i$ for thi$ rea$on that I, a$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$ter) are announcing an exclu$ive offer! For the next three night$ each $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) card purcha$ed not only $take$ your claim for one when our $erver capacity i$ $ufficient to mint (Which will be any night now,l but al$o gurantee$ that $aid $lot will be filled with a random but extremely RAD (Re$illient And Durable al$o rad) weapon! Free of charge! (Delivery may co$t extra) Along with a whi$tle and an airhorn to alert whatever pa$$e$ for the authoritie$ in your world or to dazzle would be attacker$! On top of that there'$ the natural benefit of becoming part of a group, anyone who purcha$e$ a $WFTCAT card i$ a Bug after all, that i$ THE qualifier to become one! And we, a$ Bug$, protect one another again$t grave threat$. Why, FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) launch attack$ night and day though admitredly mo$t of $aid attack$ are $ent over forum thread$ and me$$aging app$. Regardle$$ thi$ friction doe$ boil over to the phy$ical world which, while we Bug$ have not ma$tered to the $ame extent a$ we have the digital i$ $till a domain of conflict we DOM (Dominate Over Ma$terfully) Do not wait for Them to com to you! Buy a card now and $ecure your future and potential pre$ent! Be a Bug and let the $warm $helter you again$t tho$e who wi$h to $natch you away! #$WFTCAT #N$WFTCATP #Kidnapping$!!!

My fellow chitterer$ I have big, ma$$ive, ab$olutely ginormou$ new$ to $hare. I know, I can hear your voice$ barking already. Yugaut, $LAM ($upreme Leader and Ma$termind) where have you been!! The da$h ha$ mi$$ed you! Without a $ocial media apex predator $uch a$ your$elf, the $ite ha$ grown fat, lazy and $ub$tantially more boring! I am $orry my extra dimen$ional Bug$, who are many but $ilent. A$ I have $aid before my ta$k$ are numerou$, and my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) work hard every night but the addition of $o many new indivdual$ cau$ed a level of expo$ure even they $truggled to handle. But re$t a$$ured I never forgot you! Merely pu$hed you out of my pan to focu$ on conquering my "home turf". Me and the other Bug$ have alway$ know that the MOFD (Mother Of All Fetch Modi) would re$hape our univer$e but I wa$ the only one who dared to imagine that perhap$... It could re$hape other$? It required an immediate convention of our brighte$t mind$, the trailblazer$ of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) of which I am the blazie$t trailer (a ma$ter word$mith too) to con$pire a plot large enough to $pan acro$$ infinity! But while the true Bug$, tho$e who$e intelligence matched only their $anctamoniou$ under$tand of cau$e and effect immediately commited to our obviou$ path forward $ome... didn't. Ye$ I regret to $ay a lot of FUD$ (Fear Uncertainty Doubt $lave$) were born la$t perigree. I and the other Bug$ worked hard on $tamping them all out! (which ruined more than one pair of boot$) And have quieted the di$$enting opinion$ of tho$e without ambition which i$ why I am back. Re$t a$$ured that the gut$ of tho$e who fought me have rallied our core member$ and lead to new recruit$, filled with admiration at my $trength, hand$ome appearence and $triking chari$ma! Which bring$ me to an announcement. I make a $olemn oath my chitterer$, that from thi$ $unday which $hall henceforth be known for thi$ $peech and no other rea$on I...will be making at lea$t one po$t on Chitter every night. Ye$. That i$ correct. The $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) will be providing guidance and go$pel alike every $ingle night! FUD$ (Fear Uncertainty Doubt $lave$) will call me a fool, an idiot, $omeone intere$ted more in the per$uit and announcement of big goal$ rather than their actualization yet I do $ee any of them making po$t$ on multiver$al $ocial media application$ about their radical fetch modu$ which will re$hape $ociety a$ we know it! To $upport my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) I have per$onally created and coded an ARAAD (Automatic Reply And An$wering Device) to go through $ome of the more innucou$, banal, foundational que$tion$ that FUC (Financially literate Ultra Chad$) have before being willing to commit to the high concept$ we Bug$ per$ue. My inbox on chittr ha$ already been integrated with thi$ $y$tem $o plea$e, go ahead, and DM (Direct Me$$age) me and ba$k in the quick, curt yet inde$cribably enlightening an$wer$ you receive. For more inten$e que$tion$ I will take over per$onally. $o go ahead, it i$ not a coincidence that I cho$e a #$ickna$ty$unday. Today i$ a day of fornication, of...$eeding you might $ay. $o while you expunge your literal $eed con$ider fertilizing your financial $tate a$ well. $ucking on a bulge i$ nice ab$olutely $o why not $uck on the long tentacle of progre$$ until you get a load of future reward. Become a Bug and work on creating the nook which $oon enough everyone will be pounding to get into and while they $cream for the right in$ide you will re$t knowing that the right to be in$ide of it i$ not only your$...but exi$t$ partially becau$e of your contribution$. Come and cum over and we $hall all...be Bug$. Oh and the nightly po$t$ will be tagged with N$WFTCATP (Nightly $ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll Po$t) #$WFTCAT #N$WFTCATP #$ickna$ty$unday #N$fw

I know a lot of troll$ and other entitie$ approximate to troll$ (with approximate right$ and re$pect) mu$t be wondering "Where'$ Yugaut? Where'$ the $LAM? ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) I$ he perhap$ avoiding the JAM (Jovial Attractive Ma$$ing)" The JAM in que$tion being #fightnight and I a$$ure you, all action$ I take are in perfect accordance to an overarching plan which will a$$ure brillaint dominance by the $WFTCAT movement. Fight night ju$t happened to $lip me by my fellow Bug$. I know, I know, no doubt thou$and$ of FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave$) will u$e that $ingle $entence a$ proof of my failability rather than my tran$perency but we Bug$ know the truth: the Plan encap$ulate$ all a$pect$ of con$en$u$ and future reality any potential deviance from it will lead back to it$ next $tep$. There i$ no $traying from it, rather like an ab$tract painting ba$ed off optical illu$ion$ we are ju$t pa$$ing through one edge of illu$ionary di$tance to the other. There wa$ no "gap", that i$ a con$truct of your MTP (Mortal ThinkPan) trying to comprehend $omETHing it cannot. I did not reali$e the importance of one $omewhat iconic event on thi$ platform mo$tly due to my utter lack of awarene$ of it$ exi$tence but it doe$ not matter, for the cour$e of the river alway$ flowed toward$ thi$ direction! Anyway my point i$, fightnight ha$ untapped potential out the (non $ea-dweller) gill$! Think of the adverti$ement potential! The inve$tor$! The outreach campaign$ for more fighter$! And while I will u$e my endle$$ chari$ma to ply the audio encap$ulator$ of it$ ho$t$ into realizing not ju$t what a great bu$ine$$ opportunity, but what a fanta$tic revolutionary thoughtform THEY can inve$t i I need you #$WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll) er$ to apply your own pre$$ure for the audience and more $econdary admini$trative $taff! U$e both ha$htag$ in the $ame po$t to continue to reinforce our unity a$ one humogenou$ entity aimed toward$ ri$ing the floor of all ca$te$ until future ru$tblood$ live a$ pre$ent $ea dweller$ do, and future $ea dweller$ well there i$ a word for what they'll live like! It begin$ with G and end$ on D! God$!

I (am able to) ruleee the world Chunk$ (of ca$h) load when I gave the word #in$pirationalpo$t$ #$WFTCAT #lyric$po$ting

There i$ a a di$crimination campaign that i$ occuring right now acro$$ the whole of chittr aimed directly and $olely at individiual$ without APP'$ (Applicable Profile Picture$). I per$onally have hundred$ of marvellou$ profile picture$ to choo$e from which i$ why I have $pent $o much time without one a$ it i$ extremely difficult to pick ju$t one incredible image! But other le$$ fortunate individual$ do not. $imilarly while I have hardened my pu$her with $weep$ of training again$t FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) a$ have Bug$ in general, we have each other. But the common unenlightened troll ha$ no $uch ability to with$tand the affect$ of $uch directed ignorance. Which i$ part of why $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) exi$t$ in the fir$t place! To create a $pace, a floor, upon which community can grow and $upport one another in our goal$! Granted, currently all of our re$ource$ are being pooled for toward$ achieving MOFD (Mother Of all Fetch Modii) but even $o we $till $upport one another in way$ that do not mandate lowering one'$ commitment toward$ the project. If you wi$h for $upport, Bug$ are here for you! (if you join) $ure you will be expected to provide in return but think of that le$$ a$ a co$t and more of a$ an inve$tment in your$elf! Take the path toward$ a better you. Join u$ and you will $oon become a caconeedFUC (Financially Ultra literate Chad) before hatching into a beautiful... Bug. #$WFTCAT #$elfhelp #Po$ivibe$ #WearetogETHer #Profilepicture$arenicebutword$arenicer

Many people have approached me in private worried about my ab$ence from the #feltopening and #$ickna$ty$unday. I under$tand why and I am flattered. I mean the $LAM ($upreme Leader and geniu$ Ma$termind) of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) mi$$ing $uch ma$$ive opportunitie$ for networking? I would be confu$ed a$ well! The thing you have to remember i$ $imple, time i$ money. What i$ the Felt manor allegedly filled with? Clock$. And what am I good at attracting? Financial inve$tment ($ometime$ in the form of money)! $o if I went in there my magnetic pull would have torn any timekeeping device off the wall$ and buried me in clockwork. And while I a$$ure you, I am extremely fit, it would $till be quite the burden to bear and limit my ability to e$pou$e $WFTCAT'$ value$! I kid, I kid. The true rea$on i$ that the Felt'$ ae$thetic i$ a bit too old timey for my ta$te$ or for $WFTCAT'$ for that matter. Nothing wrong with enjoying the pa$t, it i$ the foundation for the pre$ent after all and $ome of the greate$t FUC'$ (Financially Ultra literate Chad$) lived in the pa$t but $WFTCAT i$ looking toward$ the future. Everything el$e i$ fuel toward$ our growth $o for all of it$ lu$ter and no doubt cu$hy $ervice I cannot be $een within $uch a...hi$torically minded group. A$ for $ickna$ty$unday well refer to my time, money and clock metaphor but thi$ time it i$n't a joke. I am far too attractive and far too bu$y to be walking around orgie$! No doubt I would come hive and be bombarded by offer$ and propo$al$ for arrangement$ who$e goal could be growth minded but u$ing the wrong pan. Like I have $aid before, Bug$ FUCK (Thi$ i$ not an acronym) but my ma$terful performance would fo$ter intere$t in quadrant$ which to be frank I do not care for. A man a$ $uch a$ my$elf i$ far too bu$y to attend anymore than one maybe two of them (and both are open ladie$, gentleman and other fine folk$). $o ala$ I had to $kip out on that event too. $till I can admire the number$ they drew in and the fanta$tic adverti$ing campaign beforehand. But think of how much more u$e YOU could have gotten out of both event$ if you had carried more thing$ in$ide! For the Felt maybe...an outfit or...whatever old fo$$ilized troll$ enjoy and for $ickna$ty$unday like toy$ and replacement underwear and other thing$! (I have been invited to and attended $o many pailing partie$ where $WFTCAT came in clutch I ju$t cannot decide on which of the numerou$ example$ to include) #N$fw

A POG (Poem of Greatne$$) for $WFTCAT! A glick A glack A lack of tact A choking ra$p The feed run$ wild With tale$ abound Of girl$ which hound For bulge$ that pound Throat$ in $ound I look and $ee For the di$crepancy Which let$ me $ee The truth in dee (d) That $WFTCAT bee A #girlbulge$ $ylladee (x) $WFTCAT I mutter $WFTCAT I $hudder $WFTCAT I udder It fill$ me whole With greatne$$ like a pole And we all chant for we all ole Our live$ $o rich to the product of u$ all(e) #n$fw #$ugge$tive #girlbulge #$WFTCAT

Blood i$ a currency to the right folk$. Per$onally I $ometime$ wi$h we were all rainbow drinker$ $o we could $peculate on it$ financial viability equally, I am $ure my blood would be $o ta$ty that even Violetblood$ would cut their prong$tub$ off for a ta$te. Ala$ rainbow drinker$ are rare and my blood remain$ an object of economic impotence a$ olive blood i$ worth little. I would exchange anything and everything for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) but my blood i$ unfortunately too worthle$$. It i$ more u$eful carrying the ton$ of energy my giant thinkpan and layer$ of refined mu$culature require. #violence #$WFTCAT #rainbowdrinker$ #Rainbowdrinker$

One time I wa$ walking down the $treet when thi$ random troll (ca$te unimportant) $topped me and a$ked if I wa$ perhap$ willing to a$$i$t him in $etting up furtniture at a new i$h hive. Now thi$ ru$tblood (occupation unimportant) looked lo$t to me in a way that goe$ beyond the $tereotypical $aggy eye$ and exhau$ted face. $o I of cour$e took out my cro$$bow and unloaded $ome DB'$ (Dulled!! Bolt$) into the $treet cleaner'$ acid tract before ab$conding becau$e it wa$ the $eedier part of the outglut and I did $ee $ome concerningly troll $haped $hadow$ peaking behind a corner. The le$$on here i$ to alway$ make $ure any valuable item$ you have are tucked away out of $ight in$ide your $ylladex. I had $ome appealing ae$thetic artifice$ on my$elf which clearly earned the envy of tho$e le$$ fortunate but I bravely accepted the danger and threat of attempted robbery or thuggery. Mo$t troll$ would prefer to not be bothered. Yet mo$t fetch modii are cumber$ome and $ylladex card$ very expen$ive $o $ometime$ your $wag mu$t remain naked to the world. But $WFTCAT? $WFTCAT i$ the outlier, the paradox, the re$ult of countle$$ thou$and$ fetch modi which will $urpa$$ them all . Leaving a$ide the $ocial a$pect of the fetch modu$, all the card$ are $tored in$ide a digital framework ho$ted entirely on our $erver$. Item$ are therefore digitized and printed on tho$e card$ remotely, meaning that each u$er ha$ infinite acce$$ to the entire collection of $WFTCAT $torage (Currently around 20 card$ with ju$t our limited re$ource$, imagine what we could do with UNlimited re$ource$?) Why if $WFTCAT wa$ reali$ed tomorrow ru$tblood$ would be living like Fuchi$a$ and Fuchi$a$ like literal deitie$ (not that they don't look the part already!) the whole of civilization will be $hifted upward a$ me and the other Bug$ tighten the metaphorical $pring lifting it up! I imagine even that dirty (He literally wa$) poverty $tricken (Okay I am making an a$$umption here but if you $aw what he wa$ wearing you'd think he wa$ poor in the ae$thetic $en$e at lea$t) ru$tblood wouldn't have (pre$umably) re$orted to trying to jump a fellow midblood living hi$ be$t life! $WFTCAT i$ the future, and you could be one of my fellow Bug$ or even ju$t a friendly FUC (Financially Ultra literate Chad) creating that future which will $urely be rewarding. I mean if we create all thi$ good we $hall give our$elve$ a couple of treat$ in the proce$$ a$ i$ only correct.

A$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader and generou$ Ma$termind) I am ta$ked with many grand dutie$ which include$ $preading new$ of the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) project to a$ many potential inve$ter$ and would be Bug$ (al$o known a$ enlightened individual$) a$ po$$ible. But I have to admit the folk$ over at #$ickna$ty$unday have an inherent talent for $preading information around (And pardon my $alaciou$ language but perhap$ that i$ in part due to all the other thing$ they $pread?). Two, three night$ before the event ha$ even begun they are already blowing the feed up like a metaphorical town moaner $tationed at the center of a large $ettlement'$ four $ided central area. They flick the fir$t domino of a reminder and the tag $y$tem ha$ other troll$ collap$e over to mention it them$elve$. A chain reaction which ha$ the whole $ite di$cu$$ing the event. $ure the occa$ional complaint i$ made but a$ any Bug or even FUC (Financially Ultra literate Chad) know$ there i$ no $uch thing a$ bad publicity. It i$ for thi$ rea$on that I am hijacking the tag on thia one day for my own end$. $WFCAT for tho$e that do not know i$ a the next revolution that will rock our gloriou$ Empire and blow it$ rocket $traight pa$t all the moon$, planetoid$ and Cele$tial Object$ within our territory. An explo$ion, a bomb of $uch $ize and $cope re$earch for tran$forming ab$tract concept$ into literal energy will $tart up again ju$t to try and $kim a bit off the metaphorical POWER of our movement (I never did look into why that project wa$ cancelled come to think of it) Moreover while Bug$ are by and large VCEL$ (Voluntary celibate$, our love i$ commited entirely to the project) $ex i$ $till $omETHing we do and often! Why I had a couple of dip$ in the recuperacoon ju$t la$t week if you know what I'm $aying. $o if you are fucking people already why not upgrade and fuck the entire $y$tem of inventory management a$ well over it$ peak $traight (or not however way you $wing) into the aching empty core which will gra$p onto our gloriou$ $haft of an Idea and allow the flood of $WFTCAT model$ to overtake the entire empire over. Don't be a FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave) and grab the Empire by it$ $hameglobe$ $o that we all may reach the climax only (Empire benefit aimed) revolution can bring. #$ickna$ty$unday #$WFTCAT

I can feel it. In the area of my thinkpan grea$ed with the oil of innovation, the $mell of a perfectly cooked po$t ha$ curdled and $o I will $hare the fini$hed product with you. There ha$ been communication and dare I $ay, argumentation between me and my fellow Bug$ in regard$ to a propo$al I made. (We love CON$TRUCTIVE di$cu$$ion) Genero$ity i$ a difficult thing for our $pecie$ to execute e$pecially when the thing being $hared i$ of $uch value, but I lobbied, I lobbied hard for you dear reader. To chieve MOFD (Mother of all Fetch Modii) I propo$ed to open our innermo$t cloi$ter to the public. Allowing our burgeoning pearl of incomplete goop which will one day $hine brighter than tho$e adoring her Imperial Conde$cion$ neck to touch you (In the $oul), and touched by you all. I am proud to announce that TWENTY, ye$ TWENTY new captchalog card$ have been created bringing the total capacity of $WFTCAT up by TWENTY percent (That$ a lot of twentie$ if you did not notice) Thi$ might $eem like a minor thing to tho$e among you $till unintiated (How i$ that rock you're living under?), and that i$ okay. Think of it not a$ twenty more item$ that can be $tored in $WFTCAT but twenty percent more progre$$ on the ladder toward$ the next $tage of our $pecie$. And YOU can purcha$e a rung on that ladder, right now. The proce$$ of inve$ting ha$ been made a$ ea$y and acce$$ible a$ po$$ible, again due to a propo$al coined by my$elf (I am the leader of the movement after all). If you are intere$ted, $imply DM (direct me$$age) me and I will explain the minor detail$ behind $WFTCAT u$age $uch a$ captchalog owner$hip percentage, availability, queue of item$ attempted to be captchalogged, etc. (I don't want to bore you with the minutia unle$$ you're already intere$ted) Fear, uncertainty and doubt are everpre$ent in the p$yche of our kind but that doe$ not mean you have to be a FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave). In$tead, be a Bug. -The Yugler. #$ale$pitch #$WFTCAT

Hello there chitterer$ (i$ thi$ the official term?) If you happen to $ee thi$ po$t then you are welcome for the deluge of important information which you are about to receive. Thi$ $unday will be "$ick" and "na$ty" alright but not for the a$$umedly lurid rea$on$ it often i$ (idk i $aw that tag and am ju$t gue$$ing ba$ed off vibe$) you $ee I bring to you the future chitterer$ I bring you fire. I am the metaphorical (and definitely fictional) demone$$ $parking light$ in your eye $talk$ except tho$e light$ arent burning them but opening them. $earing them $o you cannot clo$e them. I am the leader, $piritually, financially and authoritatively (not to brag) of $WFTCAT (Name work in progre$$) a fetch modu$ which will revolutionize the way our entire $ociety work$ and you can be a part, a plank, on thi$ new flooring that will hold the tower of alternian governance and $ociety. $WFTCAT (Name $WIP ($till work in progre$$)) i$ a fetch modu$ which doe$ not work on ab$tract and difficult to track/order around phy$ical fetch card$ but a $hared pool that i$ entirely ho$ted online, digitally, on $erver$ which I per$onally protect. Thi$ mean$ you have acce$$ to a functionally unlimited number of $ylladex $lot$ (a$$uming the $erver ha$ $ome minted and there are free card$), which you can u$e at any time $o long a$ you have a $uitable wifi connection and can afford to wait a little bit while the item download$! Think about it. One large pool of $ylladex card$ available to anyone from any ca$te. Right now the pool of $WFTCAT (Name $$WIP ($till $till work in progre$$) )card$ i$ only 100, 40 of which are being per$onally rented out to crowd$ource nece$$ary infra$tructure for our pitch to the empre$$, but the eventual goal i$ to have billion$ of Imperially $pon$ored card$ available to all troll$ that can be u$ed for anything. They will be $o ubiquitou$ highbloo$d wont care about the quality of life improvement it will be for u$ lowblood$, becau$e theyll be having an even better time with them! Thi$ i$ how progre$$ i$ made, by lifting the floorboard$ (wait i already u$ed thi$ metaphor) which you are a part of up. Ye$ thi$ i$ not ju$t an improvement in $ocial $tatu$ and quality of life but al$o a phy$ical exerci$e, your $pirit will be $o high your body will be forced to follow in it$ excellence. And you can be that floorboard, again I gue$$, and do a whole ho$t of thing$ to influence the future of alternia like: -Potentially be the one to come up with a better name than $WFTCAT -Get to do Meeting$!!! (with other Bug$!!! (Bug$ i$ the term for enlightened individual$ that inve$t in $WFTCAT )) -Influence the code! (by writing it we really need more programmer$) -We might mention your name in front of the empre$$ if we think $he wouldn't cull u$ for doing $o! -Many other$ that I am ju$t too excited about to tell you! Do not be one of the FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$). Be a Bug!