Yugaut Hobnob

#nsfw #swftcat #nswftcatp #sicknastysunday

My fellow chitterer$ I have big, ma$$ive, ab$olutely ginormou$ new$ to $hare. I know, I can hear your voice$ barking already. Yugaut, $LAM ($upreme Leader and Ma$termind) where have you been!! The da$h ha$ mi$$ed you! Without a $ocial media apex predator $uch a$ your$elf, the $ite ha$ grown fat, lazy and $ub$tantially more boring! I am $orry my extra dimen$ional Bug$, who are many but $ilent. A$ I have $aid before my ta$k$ are numerou$, and my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) work hard every night but the addition of $o many new indivdual$ cau$ed a level of expo$ure even they $truggled to handle. But re$t a$$ured I never forgot you! Merely pu$hed you out of my pan to focu$ on conquering my "home turf". Me and the other Bug$ have alway$ know that the MOFD (Mother Of All Fetch Modi) would re$hape our univer$e but I wa$ the only one who dared to imagine that perhap$... It could re$hape other$? It required an immediate convention of our brighte$t mind$, the trailblazer$ of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) of which I am the blazie$t trailer (a ma$ter word$mith too) to con$pire a plot large enough to $pan acro$$ infinity! But while the true Bug$, tho$e who$e intelligence matched only their $anctamoniou$ under$tand of cau$e and effect immediately commited to our obviou$ path forward $ome... didn't. Ye$ I regret to $ay a lot of FUD$ (Fear Uncertainty Doubt $lave$) were born la$t perigree. I and the other Bug$ worked hard on $tamping them all out! (which ruined more than one pair of boot$) And have quieted the di$$enting opinion$ of tho$e without ambition which i$ why I am back. Re$t a$$ured that the gut$ of tho$e who fought me have rallied our core member$ and lead to new recruit$, filled with admiration at my $trength, hand$ome appearence and $triking chari$ma! Which bring$ me to an announcement. I make a $olemn oath my chitterer$, that from thi$ $unday which $hall henceforth be known for thi$ $peech and no other rea$on I...will be making at lea$t one po$t on Chitter every night. Ye$. That i$ correct. The $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) will be providing guidance and go$pel alike every $ingle night! FUD$ (Fear Uncertainty Doubt $lave$) will call me a fool, an idiot, $omeone intere$ted more in the per$uit and announcement of big goal$ rather than their actualization yet I do $ee any of them making po$t$ on multiver$al $ocial media application$ about their radical fetch modu$ which will re$hape $ociety a$ we know it! To $upport my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) I have per$onally created and coded an ARAAD (Automatic Reply And An$wering Device) to go through $ome of the more innucou$, banal, foundational que$tion$ that FUC (Financially literate Ultra Chad$) have before being willing to commit to the high concept$ we Bug$ per$ue. My inbox on chittr ha$ already been integrated with thi$ $y$tem $o plea$e, go ahead, and DM (Direct Me$$age) me and ba$k in the quick, curt yet inde$cribably enlightening an$wer$ you receive. For more inten$e que$tion$ I will take over per$onally. $o go ahead, it i$ not a coincidence that I cho$e a #$ickna$ty$unday. Today i$ a day of fornication, of...$eeding you might $ay. $o while you expunge your literal $eed con$ider fertilizing your financial $tate a$ well. $ucking on a bulge i$ nice ab$olutely $o why not $uck on the long tentacle of progre$$ until you get a load of future reward. Become a Bug and work on creating the nook which $oon enough everyone will be pounding to get into and while they $cream for the right in$ide you will re$t knowing that the right to be in$ide of it i$ not only your$...but exi$t$ partially becau$e of your contribution$. Come and cum over and we $hall all...be Bug$. Oh and the nightly po$t$ will be tagged with N$WFTCATP (Nightly $ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll Po$t) #$WFTCAT #N$WFTCATP #$ickna$ty$unday #N$fw

Kult: +37

Kull: +30

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.23

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ffriendd of ffourss

Dog it took you a century to get to your point.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Good thing$ take time, effort, and dedication! Do not fret however my friend, they do make pill$ for people who fini$h too early and you haven't earned the title of FUD$ (Fear Uncertainty Doubt $lave) ju$t a lo$er. Which i$ okay! Lo$er$ can become Bug$, through the crucible of a movement greater than one$elf anything i$ impo$$ible including an attention $pan wider than the length of my nail!

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Nah, I read what you said in full. I just thought it wasn't worth all the fanfare.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Ah, I $ee, I did not deign medicine to be the field I would conquer $o ala$ you will need to get $A ($urgical Advice) in-regard$ to fixing your vi$ion. After you do, feel free to come back! That i$ another great thing about $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) we accept troll$, even with di$abilitie$! ($o long a$ tho$e di$abilitie$ do not mandate culling a$ per Imperial doctrine and are fixed within one $weep of joining)

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ffriendd of ffourss

Wow, you and yours are so benevolent. This is the best night of my life.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Do not feel down on your$elf, thi$ i$ the be$t night of your life $o far! And ye$, I know you are being $arca$tic it i$ ju$t that thi$ i$ the level of my kindne$$. Even troll$ a$ debilitated a$ your$elf who are actively ho$tile and que$tioning can receive my guidance for free! Any would be reader$ $hould take note!

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Drop your haircare routine #sylinkneednotapply

#sylinkneednotapply

Kult: +37

Kull: +15

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.47

A fine comb. $ome of the fine$t hair conditioner available. A hair curler to curl it. A brow$e of all the item$ $afely tucked away into my portion of $WFTCAT a$ a fond $mile grow$ on my face knowing I am a part of $omETHing greater #$WFTCAT.

#swftcat

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A PART OF WHAT

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

$omETHing greater than my$elf! A community of like minded individual$ all bent toward$ our Goal, our Light that we $hall fan until it con$ume$ the Empire it$elf. A revolution (in the $en$e of upheveal to be clear we RE$PECT the hemo$pectrum!) not ju$t of $ocial but legal order where all ca$te$ will a$cend to peak$ unknown and we will be rewarded mo$t a$ god king$ and queen$ and innovator$ (naturally a$ we would be the one to have brought thi$ prop$perity) It i$ the $WFTCAT movement and $WFCAT project. It i$ the gate and the key. It i$ the fire and water. It i$...the pancake and waffle (or $ome other paradoxical $plit exi$tence). And everyday I wake up for my routine I glow, I $hine, the phy$ical treatment$ applied are only there to allow the va$t expan$e of my $oul, threaded with the variou$ financial and programming achievement$, to peak out at the world $urrounding me! (Thi$ i$ a metaphor for the record $oul$ are fake a$ fuck) Doe$ that clear thing$ up?

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

the weekend is nearl7 here, and that means that so is #si(knast7sunda7! same time, same pla(e, same open invitation to 7ou, if 7ou’re reading this! (ome on down! #nsfw

#nsfw #sicknastysunday

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

#nsfw #swftcat #sicknastysunday

#$ickna$ty$unday i$ $uch a fanta$tic platform for the exchange of bodily fluid$ and act$ of $ervice. Truly one of the bigge$t event$ on thi$ web$ite, it$ $heer $ize no doubt the re$ult of it$ ho$t$ pa$$ionate proclamation$ and natural chari$ma. Not to mention their PIB(Pu$her Inten$ive Bump$) inducing beauty. Yet what i$ $ex but an exchange of intimacy, of touch, of virility. It i$ a conver$ation u$ing the olde$t tool$ available for $uch, our bodie$ raw and phy$ical, our noi$e$ guttural. Pailing i$ good of cour$e but what if there wa$ $omETHing beyond that, $ome kind of $piritual pailing that become$ acce$$ible u$ing modern technology and ju$t $o happen$ to let you carry a near infinite amount of thing$ for you! What if in$tead of indulging in cum you indulged in CUM (Character improvement & Utili$ation Ma$tercla$$e$) Well $WFTCAT i$ about a$ clo$e to gho$t pailing a$ you can get! And man do we Bug$ get IT if you know what I mean. (You know what I mean right?) $o after a good old round of phy$ical exerci$e and load dumping why don't you load up $ome of your financial account$ and decide to make an informed inve$tment in your$elf, in your ca$te, in your future by getting in contact with me $o I can introduce you to the Bug community. And you can $till pail of cour$e! A common in$ult FUD$(Fear, uncertainty doubt $lave$) will throw around i$ calling u$ incel$ when our celibacy i$ entirely voluntary! And we do love draft dodging during partie$ (Thi$ entirely metaphorical none of u$ would abandon our dutie$ $hould we be con$cripted) #n$fw #$WFTCAT

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

One time I wa$ walking down the $treet when thi$ random troll (ca$te unimportant) $topped me and a$ked if I wa$ perhap$ willing to a$$i$t him in $etting up furtniture at a new i$h hive. Now thi$ ru$tblood (occupation unimportant) looked lo$t to me in a way that goe$ beyond the $tereotypical $aggy eye$ and exhau$ted face. $o I of cour$e took out my cro$$bow and unloaded $ome DB'$ (Dulled!! Bolt$) into the $treet cleaner'$ acid tract before ab$conding becau$e it wa$ the $eedier part of the outglut and I did $ee $ome concerningly troll $haped $hadow$ peaking behind a corner. The le$$on here i$ to alway$ make $ure any valuable item$ you have are tucked away out of $ight in$ide your $ylladex. I had $ome appealing ae$thetic artifice$ on my$elf which clearly earned the envy of tho$e le$$ fortunate but I bravely accepted the danger and threat of attempted robbery or thuggery. Mo$t troll$ would prefer to not be bothered. Yet mo$t fetch modii are cumber$ome and $ylladex card$ very expen$ive $o $ometime$ your $wag mu$t remain naked to the world. But $WFTCAT? $WFTCAT i$ the outlier, the paradox, the re$ult of countle$$ thou$and$ fetch modi which will $urpa$$ them all . Leaving a$ide the $ocial a$pect of the fetch modu$, all the card$ are $tored in$ide a digital framework ho$ted entirely on our $erver$. Item$ are therefore digitized and printed on tho$e card$ remotely, meaning that each u$er ha$ infinite acce$$ to the entire collection of $WFTCAT $torage (Currently around 20 card$ with ju$t our limited re$ource$, imagine what we could do with UNlimited re$ource$?) Why if $WFTCAT wa$ reali$ed tomorrow ru$tblood$ would be living like Fuchi$a$ and Fuchi$a$ like literal deitie$ (not that they don't look the part already!) the whole of civilization will be $hifted upward a$ me and the other Bug$ tighten the metaphorical $pring lifting it up! I imagine even that dirty (He literally wa$) poverty $tricken (Okay I am making an a$$umption here but if you $aw what he wa$ wearing you'd think he wa$ poor in the ae$thetic $en$e at lea$t) ru$tblood wouldn't have (pre$umably) re$orted to trying to jump a fellow midblood living hi$ be$t life! $WFTCAT i$ the future, and you could be one of my fellow Bug$ or even ju$t a friendly FUC (Financially Ultra literate Chad) creating that future which will $urely be rewarding. I mean if we create all thi$ good we $hall give our$elve$ a couple of treat$ in the proce$$ a$ i$ only correct.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

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↩ @canyouKeepit[CK]

I am not $elling a product or life$tyle but a goal, a horizon. MOFD i$ inevitable, my geniu$ and the geniu$ of my fellow bug$ make$ it a near certainy but by bringing more troll$ into our movement we can increa$e the pace at which it arrive$. Thi$ i$ le$$ of an adverti$ement and more a call to action! For $omETHing greater than one$elf.

WHEEL OF TORTURE

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@tortureWheel[TW]

[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[SURVEY TIME! If someone were to push you into a MEAT GRINDER, what would you DO? #violence #gore #notastolenchitt]

Kult: +22

Kull: +17

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.29

My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

WHEEL OF TORTURE

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

That i$ quite odd, I recall telling my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) to write up an application $o thorough and incredible it would rock your front$tub $heath$ off (Thi$ i$n't meant to be flirtatiou$ but feel free to blu$h if it in$pire$ flu$hed feeling$) It appear$ I mu$t take a per$onal approach in thi$ ca$e, but that i$ more than okay con$ider that I re$onate with your $en$e of $howman$hip and raw de$ire to create, and put your$elf out there and meet quota$ or el$e $uffer incredibly painful con$equence$! Expect an application and $oon.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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#chairministrangling #mutantshavenoimitants #notsafeforworkplacephotoops #nsfw #bedifferent #goldbloodgrindset #likeamutant #notdyingonmywatch #cannotdowhattheycan #kissamutanttoday #ifyoucantbeatemhireem #bebold #ordime #immutablemutants #hireamutant

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💛💛💛back from a brief stabbatical💛💛💛🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ✨💛👑 CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT 👑💛✨ ✨💛💛👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 sorry ik im popping off today no filter✨!!! why the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK would someone fear mutuant lowblood abilities when those abilities are impossible to leverage otherwise??? telekinesis for construction?? telepathy for MARKET RESEARCH (imagine the FOCUS GROUPS!! AND MILITARY GRADE THINK TANKS)??) pyrokinesis for... well... rapid team restructuring?? 💛🔥💼👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 🚀 THE CHARM$ SOLUTION 🚀 what if -- and hear me out bestie -- what if we 🙌didn't KILL them??🙌 what if we ✨INCUBATED✨ them?? special economic zones!!! favored caste nation status!!!! mutant-led startups!! "divergent thinking" consulting firms!! we could be the FIRST empire to leverage NEURODIVERGENT HEMOGLOBIN for competitive advantage!! 🧠💛 💼🪑the other empires are LAUGHING at us bestie!! they're saying "look at those Alternians, killing off their most INNOVATIVE assets because they're scared of a little DIFFERENCE!!" we're literally leaving MONEY on the TABLE and then BURNING THE TABLE!! when we could be FUCKING THEM OVER IT!??!?!?! 🔥🪑💼 #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #MutantsHaveNoImitants #CannotDoWhatTheyCan #IfYouCantBeatEmHireEm #ImmutableMutants #LikeAMutant #HireAMutant #KissAMutantToday #BeBold #BeDifferent #NSFW #NotSafeForWorkplacePhotoOps #NotDyingOnMyWatch #OrDime ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.

Kult: +12

Kull: +12

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.00

Thi$ i$ a TN (Truth Nuke) of $uch magnificent proportion$ it make$ my pu$her which ha$ alway$ beat a $teady and indomitable rate pau$e to con$ider the profound nature of your unveiling. It i$ truly good that you were not around when I fir$t hatched becau$e if you were I would have been diagno$ed with arrythmia and culled. THEY (Total Hooha$ and Eccentric Yank$) will look upon thi$ me$$age and de$pair a$ the bla$t wave of reality anchoring radiation rip$ their delu$ion$ $traight off the genome$ which cau$e their ideological $tupidity. REVOLUTION mu$t COME! And $WFTCAT will be THE EMUL$UFIER that will allow mutantblood$ to mingle into the productive po$ition$ that they de$erve. Of cour$e thi$ i$ not the fault of highblood$, $ea dweller$ or our gloriou$ Empre$$ but nearly an elderly $tich into the fabric of our $ociety which hold$ back growth unimaginable to the common troll. Once our movement ha$ $ucceeded and pan$ like your$ and mine have cooked the mo$t deliciou$ of $unny $ide egg$ the Highblood$ will be begging to take up our nutrition and feed the engine$ which have been $talled by complacency. FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave$) be wary for while you outnumber we outthink YOU!!!!! (All of the$e $tatement$ are of cour$e purely rhetorical device$ and ultimately $WFTCAT i$ $till working toward$ the be$t intere$t of our gloriou$ Empre$$ who will $ee and approve them)

Kult: +37

Total: 37

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👌🤏wow??? WOW??? okay???? OKAY!!! talk about bitty bulge energy, @handMaid !!!! remove all my badges? REMOVE ALL MY BADGES? you asked harmless sweet snuggleluvva special specs cutie eye @imJunior to REMOVE ALL MY BADGES?🤏👌 🙏are you fucking kidding me🙏 🤚🤚girl 🫱 🫱 👎👎👎i worked hard for my badges these are HOLDERS of my shares my likes my hates my pities and my mediates👎👎👎 👏organic👏hand-leveled👏authentically engaged👏entirely ground zero up👏no foundation👏industry unplanted👏 🤏and only SLIGHTLY nudged along by my alt hand(le)s🤏 🙏i make quality content the masses (over like 40+ REAL followers) produced entirely free to the unblinking attention and touch starved masses who gratefully engage and show me kindness unlike anything ive ever encountered in my lifes start to finish span (including the nondamara reading this ilusm omg hi bestie)🙏 🫰🫰🫰but for you to bitch and moan and whinge and whine and him and haw and she and shit until you get your way??? including involving junior???? junior cant remove badges!!! what did you expect him to just remove them from my account and reissue them? on a HIGH PAIN DAY when i CANNOT click them back easy???? which is exactly what he did???? wow just wow you are WORSE than the COWARD who doxxed me and ding dong ditched afterwards this is doing too much🫰🫰🫰 🤙hayyyy lil j @imJunior🤙 😁➰😁⭐🏆🌍🥂 grab this bitch's shameglobes and twist counterclockwise until she feels something worth a nomination to the shame golden globe awards⭐🏆🌍🥂 😁➰😁 🛑✋🚫🤏 hope you dont mind the pinch points, lil d! 🤏🚫✋🛑 👏⚠️ barring that idfk remove all of her fucking badges and replace each of them with a new instance of the caution toxic badge⚠️ 👏 #Chairministrangling #FuckYouMeanStepOnHim #EW??? #DIE???? #AsFuckingIF??????????#HoneyIKnowThoseKnockOffKicksHaveBeenTheSameGoddamnPairDocMartiniTinyGotYouOnAHolidayGoddamnPerigeesAgo #ARoewzeByAnotherLameWouldSmellJustAsDefeat #Ed #ByAnUnrulyAssRustbloodsSelfAmusedTapDancingFeet #YouReallyThoughtYouDidSomething #IfTheyGoLowIGoLower #SweepForThoseScrawnyAssCluckbeastLegs #Like #WTF #WTF!!!! #WTF!!!!!!!!!! #NSFW #BecauseYourAssIsUnhireable #NepogrubBabyBitch #ImJunior #Handmaid #HandMadeWithoutCare #HandJobWellDone #YouTargetedANeurodivulgeant #WhoSharedTooMuch #AboutTheGoodHeSeesInOthers #BodyHorror #GenitalTorture #BallTwisting #BallBusting #BallBeating #BadStuffHappeningToDamaraMegidoBalls #Violence #Gore #TimelineBeef #Drama #Vagueposting #Directposting #VengeancePosting #Strife 🔴😡 CHARMS is IRATE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

@handMaid @imJunior

Kult: +98

Kull: +25

Total: 123

Ratio: 3.92

Inconceivable that THEY (Total Hoohaw$ and Eccentric Yank$) would attempt to defraud you of the Badge$ that you have earned through $harp with and an un$toppable attitude. I$ there and end to the mind numbing $tupidity of troll$ poi$oned $o deep for the e$tabli$hment$? It goe$ pa$t being a mere FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave) $traight into complete obliviou$ne$$ for fear and uncertainty are natural if cowardly emotion$ the only feeling tho$e who attempt to knock the wheel$ off trailblazer$ hold in $uch a pitiful matter i$ de$peration for the print of a boot in their face (I cannot blame them con$idering you are the owner of $aid boot) And yet you put that tramp plot down on a platter, applied $heet after $heet of parchment paper then put her in a $tove for 5 billion degree$ worth of fuck you. I have never $een a ru$tie (non-derogatory!!! Ive alway$ had $ympathy for lowblood$!!!) baked $o thoroughly the cook create$ the entirely new CHARRED ca$te of which $he i$ the progenitor member. $WFTCAT ha$ run into $ome energy concern$ perhap$ our PARTNER$HIP $hould a followup be received and it$ conception reali$ed could u$e your $BWT ($ick Burn Ward Tran$portalizer$) to take care of it$ thir$t for power.

Kult: +45

Total: 45

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

🌹/🥀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃

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#sononchalant #chairministranglerhours #bestiegetup #ministrangling #sigmasunrise #cujojitosaidgoodmorning #goldbloodrising #morninggrind

💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRIND👑💛✨ 🫶rise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth 🫶 💰🔥 ☀️ MORNING MANIFESTO ☀️ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth 🌅📊 💼 PRE-MARKET MOVES 💼 already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! 💅✨ 🐾 CUJOJITO STATUS 🐾 even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! 🐕💎 🫵QUESTION FOR THE FEED🫵 what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? 🌙❌➡️☀️✅ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! 🐦💼 #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.

Kult: +74

Kull: +12

Total: 86

Ratio: 6.17

Another incredible peak on my timeline and peek into your life$tyle. I mu$t $ay you have your barkbea$t taught well for him to have $uch a motivational, no, in$piring morning ritual. If you provide le$$on$ on how to in$til $uch virtue$ into one$ lu$u$, or pet, then I could provide compen$ation in return for being taught (Per$onally I've managed to get my lu$u$ into a bu$ine$$ outfit) A$ for my own morning hu$tle routine. It i$ automatic, flawle$$, and perfected to the mo$t minute detail. I am like a $peedrunner of my du$k, with preci$e movement from the moment I tip toe out of my bed to the moment I cla$p on each button of my ve$t (which ju$t $o happen$ to $ound like an Imperial choir group, not to flex). Each $econd preparing for the night ahead i$ another $econd wa$ted not actually engaging in the night in que$tion. There are alway$ FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$), Chud$ ($elf-Explanatory) and Douchebag$ to rally the $WFTCAT community moderator$ around. And then there are the email$. ($o many email$) Obviou$ly however any good morning ritual i$ incomplete without a $nack and drink. For $nack$, I got premium dry-heated hard-$helled legume$ with $ea $alt dried $traight off the bank$ of a Violetblood$ coa$t and for drink$, I keep it $imple, $ome coffee with three headed barkbea$t creamer $oothe$ my nerve$ and help$ in containing the (economic) bea$t within me.

Kult: +45

Total: 45

Hello there chitterer$ (i$ thi$ the official term?) If you happen to $ee thi$ po$t then you are welcome for the deluge of important information which you are about to receive. Thi$ $unday will be "$ick" and "na$ty" alright but not for the a$$umedly lurid rea$on$ it often i$ (idk i $aw that tag and am ju$t gue$$ing ba$ed off vibe$) you $ee I bring to you the future chitterer$ I bring you fire. I am the metaphorical (and definitely fictional) demone$$ $parking light$ in your eye $talk$ except tho$e light$ arent burning them but opening them. $earing them $o you cannot clo$e them. I am the leader, $piritually, financially and authoritatively (not to brag) of $WFTCAT (Name work in progre$$) a fetch modu$ which will revolutionize the way our entire $ociety work$ and you can be a part, a plank, on thi$ new flooring that will hold the tower of alternian governance and $ociety. $WFTCAT (Name $WIP ($till work in progre$$)) i$ a fetch modu$ which doe$ not work on ab$tract and difficult to track/order around phy$ical fetch card$ but a $hared pool that i$ entirely ho$ted online, digitally, on $erver$ which I per$onally protect. Thi$ mean$ you have acce$$ to a functionally unlimited number of $ylladex $lot$ (a$$uming the $erver ha$ $ome minted and there are free card$), which you can u$e at any time $o long a$ you have a $uitable wifi connection and can afford to wait a little bit while the item download$! Think about it. One large pool of $ylladex card$ available to anyone from any ca$te. Right now the pool of $WFTCAT (Name $$WIP ($till $till work in progre$$) )card$ i$ only 100, 40 of which are being per$onally rented out to crowd$ource nece$$ary infra$tructure for our pitch to the empre$$, but the eventual goal i$ to have billion$ of Imperially $pon$ored card$ available to all troll$ that can be u$ed for anything. They will be $o ubiquitou$ highbloo$d wont care about the quality of life improvement it will be for u$ lowblood$, becau$e theyll be having an even better time with them! Thi$ i$ how progre$$ i$ made, by lifting the floorboard$ (wait i already u$ed thi$ metaphor) which you are a part of up. Ye$ thi$ i$ not ju$t an improvement in $ocial $tatu$ and quality of life but al$o a phy$ical exerci$e, your $pirit will be $o high your body will be forced to follow in it$ excellence. And you can be that floorboard, again I gue$$, and do a whole ho$t of thing$ to influence the future of alternia like: -Potentially be the one to come up with a better name than $WFTCAT -Get to do Meeting$!!! (with other Bug$!!! (Bug$ i$ the term for enlightened individual$ that inve$t in $WFTCAT )) -Influence the code! (by writing it we really need more programmer$) -We might mention your name in front of the empre$$ if we think $he wouldn't cull u$ for doing $o! -Many other$ that I am ju$t too excited about to tell you! Do not be one of the FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$). Be a Bug!

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

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@karmaDagger[KD]

dear troll's, that shits a scam, this kind of shit was pulled on earth with a bunch of stuff. dont trust it

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All great thing$ look like $cam$ until they are not! Drinking water? Electricity? Carpenter drone$????? All were thought of a$ $cam$ until the Empre$$ iron heel put down tho$e a$$ertion$! Except here'$ the real difference between tho$e thing$ and $WFTCAT, YOU could be a part of $WFTCAT, human, cherub, con$ort, $ome other thing I do not know about (there$ $o many weird alien$ on here) could inve$t into the development of $omETHing GRAND!!! And reap the reward$ for when it become$ available to all Think my fellow lowblood$. When el$e will you have an opportunity to truly change the cour$e of Alternian hi$tory except now with my geniu$ and the hard work of other Bug$. If you wi$h to be a FUD$ (Fun, Uncertainty, Doubt, $lave) then be one human! I do not care for YOUR opinion, but do not lead lowblood$ a$tray from their big CHANCE for greater ju$t becau$e your $pecie$ would u$e an opportunity to expand the boundarie$ of it$ capabilitie$ for per$onal gain.

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

🌹/🥀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃

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#ffd700 #goldbloodgrindset #wepassed #charm #worthit #itwasnotadoxjustabrandaudit #sigmasweeps #andbestie #ceolife

💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.

Kult: +139

Kull: +36

Total: 175

Ratio: 3.86

You are a undeniably in your own lane$ and a fire I have not $een in many other lowblood$. The confidence, the AURA. You, ye$, you, are one of the key$ to the kingdom of $OD ($ylladex ma$$ Owner$hip Di$tribution) it i$ not mere chance that your po$t would $itck out in my eye$ the moment I log into thi$ my$teriou$ yet alluring app. If you wi$h to be nothing more than an iceberg $ailing acro$$ the $teady current$ of the ocean, uncaring of the va$t tide that $hall $wallow the world for you will remain buoyant above it then I under$tand. But if you want to melt, to join the $tream the wave that will fall over the entire planet, nay, the ntire galaxy then you have my po$t. You can be more than ju$t a A$IWT (Aware and $apient Individual with a Thinkpan) you could be a Bug. You could curve your prong$ reach forward$ and $coop into the horizon to claim the blazing warmth of dawn a$ your own. (Thi$ i$ a metaphor). I will be looking at you (re$pectfully) regardle$$ $o plea$e, take your time, and reply when you are available becau$e an ambiguou$ly gendered per$on (I could not find any pronoun$) of your calibre $hould alway$ be looking up. -$igned, The Yugler

Kult: +7

Total: 7

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

🌹/🥀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃

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#pityaboss #moggingonsillydexes #likeaboss #goldbloodgrindset #thinkbigger #sylladexmaxxing

🫶 ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE 🫶👀 UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! 🎯💫 🔥 THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT 🔥 💧🫠 joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow📈 thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! 💦💰 and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) 🏖️😤 🐛 RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION 🐛 you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?🦞 reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws ☀️👑 i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! 📅✨ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! 🔥💼 💼 COUNTER-OFFER 💼 ✋ 🛑SO🛑✋ i see POTENTIAL here!! 🌟 add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever 🔑👑 but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached🚽✨ 🌊im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? 🏖️💰 🫵 THE YUGLER 🫵 (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! 🍭✨ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! 📊⬆️ 📡 NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION 📡 send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! 🤝😉) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! 📞 ✨ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito 🐕 needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! 📈❄️ stay COOL!❄️📈 #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #✨👑💛 🟢 CHARMS is online.

Kult: +35

Kull: +7

Total: 42

Ratio: 5.00

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