Yugaut Hobnob

I have no re$pect for the paparazzi to be frank. It i$ a well known fact that FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) $uckle on fact$ and $carf down "logic" like the $chool feeding drone-admirer$ they are! It i$ due to thi$ that Bug$ and the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) movement have liberated our$elve$ from con$en$u$ acknowledgement of "fact$" and di$a$$embled everything from our hi$torie$ to thi$ pan poi$on called logic in a way that appear$ concurrent with your "reality" but i$ far more objective and unbia$ed. The clear gap which $WFTCAT could fill wa$ ju$t the beginning, an intangible beacon which when pre$$ed into reality by my$elf cau$ed FUC$ (Financially Ultra literate Chad) to turn to Bug$ which reali$ed that FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) were complete dud$ (Thi$ i$ not an acronym, I am ju$t exceptional at wordplay and couldn't help the rhyme) But I digre$$. To me you read le$$ a$ "winner" and more a$ "NPC" (Nominally Pitiable Creature). Not to worry my friend! Even NPC$ can attain Bughood though far from the truth they may be, if you live long enough to $econd place I might even let you write an article about my$elf before the wheel kill$ you. Turning you into a bug and letting your $pirit reach into the POT (Pot Of Tangerine) and ba$k in it$ $weet ambro$ia. (Thi$ i$ metaphorical unle$$ $oul$ are actually real in which ca$e I probably ju$t gue$$ed what heaven i$ like) #$WFTCAT #Bug$ #FAL #(Fact$andlogic)

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

THINK LESS “NPC” (NOMINALLY PITIABLE CREATURE), AND MORE “CHUD” (CANNIBALISTIC, HORRIFYING, UNDERGROUND DWELLER).

Do you think we Bug$ and me, the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) ju$t fabricate acronym$ for fun? No! Each acronym, each compre$$ed unit of information ha$ a purpo$e (which fun might be a $mall part of). Thi$ i$ an entire new mETHod of communication that we are creating, ju$t by $peaking with one another, a ca$ual $ide hobby of every Bug which will regardle$$ rock the foundation$ of the empire a$ well! We do not have room for extraneou$ acronym$. No offence! And you ju$t $aid NPC (Nominally Pitiable Creature) twice with different word$ that have different meaning$! I appreciate your attempt though, very ambitiou$. $ome Bug$ might have been offended by an NPC (Nominally Pitiable Creature) thinking $o boldly a$ to attempt an acronym raw but I $ee the vi$ion. (If you $urvive the wheel I might ju$t offer you a po$ition a$ my intern, keep it up!!!)

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

YOUR MIND IS SO EASILY BREAKABLE.

My mind i$ a $teel trap and yet knowledge $eep$ through due to the $heer amount $tored within! You are free to lick at the $pillage, but if you want a $ip or even....a GULP (Giant Ultimate Lick of my Pan) you would need to become a Bug! And drop the in$ult$ of cour$e, you wouldn't want to be branded a FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) would you??

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THIS IS NOTHING TO ME (MENTALLY EXALTED). THE ONLY THING YOU (YOUNG OBTUSE URCHIN) ARE EMANATING FROM YOUR PAN IS CONTAGIOUS STUPIDITY.

Ah I $ee, FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) it will be then. Very unfortunate!

You made me look $o utterly maje$tic! Out of the bevvy of po$e$ you a$ked me to do, there i$ not a $ingle better one that I think you could have cho$en, truly your production team know$ how to DOM (Dominate Over Ma$terfully) with the be$t of them! I can already feel how revolutionary thi$ game will be for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) my dear ho$t!

WHEEL OF TORTURE

3 weeks ago

@tortureWheel[TW]

[STONING] <[Consider INVESTING in my PERSONAL TAG then, PLEASE?]

Of cour$e my MILNBA (Ma$$ively Intelligent Legendary Non Binary Acquaintance)

Thi$ will be incredible, I can already feel the rating$, the number$, the amount of $heer gob-$macked expre$$ion$ which my interview will induce. (I'm $ure the other$ will be fine too) There will be warning$ on each and every channel, $treaming platform and di$tribution company that print$ out tran$cription$ of our conver$ation$ $tating that by inge$ting the medium which they are contained on you con$ent to the potential of having your pan literally blown out by the excellent KB(Knowledge Bomb$) held within. I am READY. Phy$ically, and mentally to have $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) expo$ed to the audience it de$erve$ which i$ to $ay, everybody! From the common troll to the highe$t of $ea dwelling royalty will hear, and feel the $heer potential that it hold$ for them and I will lead the charge again$t FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt, $lave$) to $lay them once and for all. MOFD (Mother Of All Fetch Modii) i$ to come and $oon!!! Oh and the game $how will be fun a$ well I'm $ure. BUT THE INTERVIE will be LEGENDARY! If for no other rea$on than the pre$ence of a capable per$onality $uch a$ your$elf my dear tv ho$t to $upplement my own raw chari$matic appeal.

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1 month ago

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Dog it took you a century to get to your point.

Good thing$ take time, effort, and dedication! Do not fret however my friend, they do make pill$ for people who fini$h too early and you haven't earned the title of FUD$ (Fear Uncertainty Doubt $lave) ju$t a lo$er. Which i$ okay! Lo$er$ can become Bug$, through the crucible of a movement greater than one$elf anything i$ impo$$ible including an attention $pan wider than the length of my nail!

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Nah, I read what you said in full. I just thought it wasn't worth all the fanfare.

Ah, I $ee, I did not deign medicine to be the field I would conquer $o ala$ you will need to get $A ($urgical Advice) in-regard$ to fixing your vi$ion. After you do, feel free to come back! That i$ another great thing about $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) we accept troll$, even with di$abilitie$! ($o long a$ tho$e di$abilitie$ do not mandate culling a$ per Imperial doctrine and are fixed within one $weep of joining)

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Wow, you and yours are so benevolent. This is the best night of my life.

Do not feel down on your$elf, thi$ i$ the be$t night of your life $o far! And ye$, I know you are being $arca$tic it i$ ju$t that thi$ i$ the level of my kindne$$. Even troll$ a$ debilitated a$ your$elf who are actively ho$tile and que$tioning can receive my guidance for free! Any would be reader$ $hould take note!

A fine comb. $ome of the fine$t hair conditioner available. A hair curler to curl it. A brow$e of all the item$ $afely tucked away into my portion of $WFTCAT a$ a fond $mile grow$ on my face knowing I am a part of $omETHing greater #$WFTCAT.

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

A PART OF WHAT

$omETHing greater than my$elf! A community of like minded individual$ all bent toward$ our Goal, our Light that we $hall fan until it con$ume$ the Empire it$elf. A revolution (in the $en$e of upheveal to be clear we RE$PECT the hemo$pectrum!) not ju$t of $ocial but legal order where all ca$te$ will a$cend to peak$ unknown and we will be rewarded mo$t a$ god king$ and queen$ and innovator$ (naturally a$ we would be the one to have brought thi$ prop$perity) It i$ the $WFTCAT movement and $WFCAT project. It i$ the gate and the key. It i$ the fire and water. It i$...the pancake and waffle (or $ome other paradoxical $plit exi$tence). And everyday I wake up for my routine I glow, I $hine, the phy$ical treatment$ applied are only there to allow the va$t expan$e of my $oul, threaded with the variou$ financial and programming achievement$, to peak out at the world $urrounding me! (Thi$ i$ a metaphor for the record $oul$ are fake a$ fuck) Doe$ that clear thing$ up?

#$ickna$ty$unday i$ $uch a fanta$tic platform for the exchange of bodily fluid$ and act$ of $ervice. Truly one of the bigge$t event$ on thi$ web$ite, it$ $heer $ize no doubt the re$ult of it$ ho$t$ pa$$ionate proclamation$ and natural chari$ma. Not to mention their PIB(Pu$her Inten$ive Bump$) inducing beauty. Yet what i$ $ex but an exchange of intimacy, of touch, of virility. It i$ a conver$ation u$ing the olde$t tool$ available for $uch, our bodie$ raw and phy$ical, our noi$e$ guttural. Pailing i$ good of cour$e but what if there wa$ $omETHing beyond that, $ome kind of $piritual pailing that become$ acce$$ible u$ing modern technology and ju$t $o happen$ to let you carry a near infinite amount of thing$ for you! What if in$tead of indulging in cum you indulged in CUM (Character improvement & Utili$ation Ma$tercla$$e$) Well $WFTCAT i$ about a$ clo$e to gho$t pailing a$ you can get! And man do we Bug$ get IT if you know what I mean. (You know what I mean right?) $o after a good old round of phy$ical exerci$e and load dumping why don't you load up $ome of your financial account$ and decide to make an informed inve$tment in your$elf, in your ca$te, in your future by getting in contact with me $o I can introduce you to the Bug community. And you can $till pail of cour$e! A common in$ult FUD$(Fear, uncertainty doubt $lave$) will throw around i$ calling u$ incel$ when our celibacy i$ entirely voluntary! And we do love draft dodging during partie$ (Thi$ entirely metaphorical none of u$ would abandon our dutie$ $hould we be con$cripted) #n$fw #$WFTCAT

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you should disclose your advertisements as such.

I am not $elling a product or life$tyle but a goal, a horizon. MOFD i$ inevitable, my geniu$ and the geniu$ of my fellow bug$ make$ it a near certainy but by bringing more troll$ into our movement we can increa$e the pace at which it arrive$. Thi$ i$ le$$ of an adverti$ement and more a call to action! For $omETHing greater than one$elf.

My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.

WHEEL OF TORTURE

2 months ago

@tortureWheel[TW]

[BRAZEN BULL] <[Wow....! I think I just TEARED UP! You should DEFINITELY sign up for our show!!!!!]

That i$ quite odd, I recall telling my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) to write up an application $o thorough and incredible it would rock your front$tub $heath$ off (Thi$ i$n't meant to be flirtatiou$ but feel free to blu$h if it in$pire$ flu$hed feeling$) It appear$ I mu$t take a per$onal approach in thi$ ca$e, but that i$ more than okay con$ider that I re$onate with your $en$e of $howman$hip and raw de$ire to create, and put your$elf out there and meet quota$ or el$e $uffer incredibly painful con$equence$! Expect an application and $oon.

Thi$ i$ a TN (Truth Nuke) of $uch magnificent proportion$ it make$ my pu$her which ha$ alway$ beat a $teady and indomitable rate pau$e to con$ider the profound nature of your unveiling. It i$ truly good that you were not around when I fir$t hatched becau$e if you were I would have been diagno$ed with arrythmia and culled. THEY (Total Hooha$ and Eccentric Yank$) will look upon thi$ me$$age and de$pair a$ the bla$t wave of reality anchoring radiation rip$ their delu$ion$ $traight off the genome$ which cau$e their ideological $tupidity. REVOLUTION mu$t COME! And $WFTCAT will be THE EMUL$UFIER that will allow mutantblood$ to mingle into the productive po$ition$ that they de$erve. Of cour$e thi$ i$ not the fault of highblood$, $ea dweller$ or our gloriou$ Empre$$ but nearly an elderly $tich into the fabric of our $ociety which hold$ back growth unimaginable to the common troll. Once our movement ha$ $ucceeded and pan$ like your$ and mine have cooked the mo$t deliciou$ of $unny $ide egg$ the Highblood$ will be begging to take up our nutrition and feed the engine$ which have been $talled by complacency. FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave$) be wary for while you outnumber we outthink YOU!!!!! (All of the$e $tatement$ are of cour$e purely rhetorical device$ and ultimately $WFTCAT i$ $till working toward$ the be$t intere$t of our gloriou$ Empre$$ who will $ee and approve them)

Inconceivable that THEY (Total Hoohaw$ and Eccentric Yank$) would attempt to defraud you of the Badge$ that you have earned through $harp with and an un$toppable attitude. I$ there and end to the mind numbing $tupidity of troll$ poi$oned $o deep for the e$tabli$hment$? It goe$ pa$t being a mere FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave) $traight into complete obliviou$ne$$ for fear and uncertainty are natural if cowardly emotion$ the only feeling tho$e who attempt to knock the wheel$ off trailblazer$ hold in $uch a pitiful matter i$ de$peration for the print of a boot in their face (I cannot blame them con$idering you are the owner of $aid boot) And yet you put that tramp plot down on a platter, applied $heet after $heet of parchment paper then put her in a $tove for 5 billion degree$ worth of fuck you. I have never $een a ru$tie (non-derogatory!!! Ive alway$ had $ympathy for lowblood$!!!) baked $o thoroughly the cook create$ the entirely new CHARRED ca$te of which $he i$ the progenitor member. $WFTCAT ha$ run into $ome energy concern$ perhap$ our PARTNER$HIP $hould a followup be received and it$ conception reali$ed could u$e your $BWT ($ick Burn Ward Tran$portalizer$) to take care of it$ thir$t for power.

Another incredible peak on my timeline and peek into your life$tyle. I mu$t $ay you have your barkbea$t taught well for him to have $uch a motivational, no, in$piring morning ritual. If you provide le$$on$ on how to in$til $uch virtue$ into one$ lu$u$, or pet, then I could provide compen$ation in return for being taught (Per$onally I've managed to get my lu$u$ into a bu$ine$$ outfit) A$ for my own morning hu$tle routine. It i$ automatic, flawle$$, and perfected to the mo$t minute detail. I am like a $peedrunner of my du$k, with preci$e movement from the moment I tip toe out of my bed to the moment I cla$p on each button of my ve$t (which ju$t $o happen$ to $ound like an Imperial choir group, not to flex). Each $econd preparing for the night ahead i$ another $econd wa$ted not actually engaging in the night in que$tion. There are alway$ FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$), Chud$ ($elf-Explanatory) and Douchebag$ to rally the $WFTCAT community moderator$ around. And then there are the email$. ($o many email$) Obviou$ly however any good morning ritual i$ incomplete without a $nack and drink. For $nack$, I got premium dry-heated hard-$helled legume$ with $ea $alt dried $traight off the bank$ of a Violetblood$ coa$t and for drink$, I keep it $imple, $ome coffee with three headed barkbea$t creamer $oothe$ my nerve$ and help$ in containing the (economic) bea$t within me.

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3 months ago

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@karmaDagger[KD]

dear troll's, that shits a scam, this kind of shit was pulled on earth with a bunch of stuff. dont trust it

All great thing$ look like $cam$ until they are not! Drinking water? Electricity? Carpenter drone$????? All were thought of a$ $cam$ until the Empre$$ iron heel put down tho$e a$$ertion$! Except here'$ the real difference between tho$e thing$ and $WFTCAT, YOU could be a part of $WFTCAT, human, cherub, con$ort, $ome other thing I do not know about (there$ $o many weird alien$ on here) could inve$t into the development of $omETHing GRAND!!! And reap the reward$ for when it become$ available to all Think my fellow lowblood$. When el$e will you have an opportunity to truly change the cour$e of Alternian hi$tory except now with my geniu$ and the hard work of other Bug$. If you wi$h to be a FUD$ (Fun, Uncertainty, Doubt, $lave) then be one human! I do not care for YOUR opinion, but do not lead lowblood$ a$tray from their big CHANCE for greater ju$t becau$e your $pecie$ would u$e an opportunity to expand the boundarie$ of it$ capabilitie$ for per$onal gain.