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(⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< is dirk strider the horse or the cowboy? (⁠=^☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!< LETS TACO BOUT IT! 🎤(⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠^=)< well be getting kinky on tolights episode of #MAGESTAGE (⁠ =^⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< this article will contain sensitive topics! such as #NSFW #violence #kinkculture #bdsm #boyxboyrelations #genderstruggles #humanmanhood #abuse #ocd #musk #fujoingout (=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< some people are confused by dirk strider! 🤔^=< of course a prince of heart would k33p the goods locked up tight, the average person wont know much about him (⁠=^◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠)< a prince, a pauper, a brother, a friend, a puppet33r and the ultimate douchebag (⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< lets start with an aura read! (=^☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞ THE MAGE OF HEARTS FUN FACTS ABOUT THE PRINCE OF HEART (=^⁠❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)⁠→ #1. dirks biggest fears lie within bro strider! while dirk is a major control freak in all instances the worst of him can be s33n in bro strider, often dirk catches himself at these extremes, think of brobot and the tormenting of jake english in an attempt to make him stronger, this isnt a surprising destructive class/preservation class dynamic either! dirk strider lands in a session full of very easy bullying targets, of course this pushing comes from a place of love and care but anyone can make claims about the greater good (more about Serket's in the future (⁠ =^-▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)) (⁠´⁠∩=^⁠。⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠。⁠^=∩⁠`⁠)< dirk tends to walk these lines right at the cusp, its something he cant stand about himself, knowing theres always a chance to do more harm than good and knowing the impacts that has on others directly through dave! (=^⁠❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)⁠→ #2. domination, humiliation and the execution of the king! (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< ponyplay and other kinky things as a means of self regulation isnt a new concept! being a dog, cat, work horse or show pony all come down to who has power over mew! these scenes can be used to take mewr ego down a notch, subduing the rage and anger that festers inside mewrself, about mewrself, the hoofbeast dynamics of bdsm specifically usually tie into a job, pulling a cart, being ridden or being pretty fur a show, these bring simple yet honorable purpose! grounding someone into a state of self understanding as a laborer and not a self obsessed ruler (⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< its no surprise that a title such as prince would give mew a big ego! mewre only a step away from king! (⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< these practices are usually lead by jake english (⁠ ;∀;^=)< IMAGINING JAKE IN ASSLESS CHAPS IS MAKING ME SQUIRM SO WE HAVE TO MOVE ON (=^⁠❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)⁠→ #3 an actually sensitive man (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=✿⁠)< contrary to popular belief, striders do in fact care, its hard fur them not to! of course this is more engrained into human nature than troll nature but its hard to unravel such a cold exterior that it comes as a surprise! (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< dirks #1 priority is always the ones he loves befure anything (=^⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞< SO weve learned that dirk struggles with his splinters, dirk is the pony and that dirk takes things to heart (EHEHEHEHE) 🤔^=< where does this leave us in our boyxboy analysis? (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< well, dirk is what we would refer to as the whale of homosexuality across paradox space ヘ⁠(⁠=^。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘ< mostly because it would be fucking weird to s33 him with a woman but this does happen but like wuuut wut are we talking about (⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< dirk drives 75% of all homosexual relations in the current dream bubble soul pool! meaning there is plenty of room fur exploration here! (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< from my observations it is most common fur dirk to lay himself down in the submissive role, usually bottoming but its not uncommon to s33 a service top (⁠ノ=^⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ< of course much of this is due to the previously discussed attributes of the prince, he is the perfect servant! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=)< dirks self gratification comes second to his partners n33ds (⁠ =^⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< sometimes even coming from just being there to supply the means! (=^⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)< AS A DIRKJAKE FANATIC! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍^=)< let me tell mew some tales (⁠=^◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)< really who wouldnt want to smell jake english? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠^=✿⁠)< were definitely not talking about flowers (=^⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠^=)< dirk, muzzle right in his crotch after a morning run (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦^=)< MEW KNOW HES B33N THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT (=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< dirk tied up, gagged, furced to take whatever torments he deserves (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ^=)< get some human indiana jones in there with a good whipping (=^ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ)< living furniture... a foot rest fur muddy boots... (=^⁠ノ゚⁠0゚⁠)⁠ノ< SUDDEN DYNAMIC SHIFTS WHERE DIRK HAS HAD ENOUGH AND JAKE HAS TO WRESTLE HIM BACK INTO SUBMISSION (⁠。⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠。⁠^=)< gentle lovings where dirk is fully allowed to step down from his perceptions of manhood... allowed to be gentle and vulnerable in jakes arms... (=^♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)< THANK MEW FUR READING PART 1 OF THE DIRKJAKE SERIES OF #MAGESTAGE! WORKS WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS AVAILABLE ON MY A03!

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