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Spirits and specters and shadows and shades.
Is chocolate cake overrated? Discuss.
NEW LAW! I am proud to announce a new law. Beautiful women with ugly matesprits are now entitled to financial compensation.
:33< i was davepeta fur a while :33< i was also fefpeta fur a while
d3dic4tED H4Ter... 7_7
:33< cant help being a kitty
hhhogmmgydddddd
i bet if i held up a magnet to your dome it would feel good as fuck
i have a concussion whats everyone up to (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #teamtheyswitch, archive rating: G)
I expected nothing less from you.
Six hours of nonstop 8eats! So proud of every8ody for somehow managing to not repeat a single artist the whole time! Tomorrow night is FLOW FRIDAY, so I expect to see a whole horde of Striders in my viewing room! Goodlight, Chitter! #VTMB
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png
I'm still getting misty, seeing all the various Roxies (and ex-Roxies) around. I know not all of you can be from my specific instance of the alpha timeline, but I hope you won't be bothered by my avarice in thinking of you all as my kids.
@gutsyGumshoe The Heiress herself follows me. Forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious of you. Your predecessor's corporation is currently destroying my Earth from the inside out. That said, I was passingly acquainted with your father before 2x3prong day, and he's a good egg. So I'm hopeful you turned out alright anyway. Hello.
I have recently come to discover sitting and waiting for a good day has yet to give me any success. I will be trying to aggressively force a good day for myself.
Let us release our guilt for the day. In the wise words of an ancient poet, "Fuck it, we ball".
It is important to meet people where they are, not where you would like them to be, or even where they were yesterday. A new day warrants new beginnings.
I seem to have caused an unnecessary upheaval amongst you all. Let me be clear, I do not plan to have the title of President given to anyone else during my administration. We are not at war. The facts are simple: It is #DroneSeason soon, and my matesprit is extremely attractive. As VP, Madame Lalonde has always been authorized to take Presidential Control if I am not able to lead.
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
I fucking love spiders. I'm posting a8out this daily now.
Mr. Wake. On Chittr.
Anonymous querist: "thoughts on casual/ friends with benefits" Quite fond. I believe pleasure is to be experienced however one sees fit. However, I simply experience a chasm of dread between my fingers and the message button of certain individuals who may have caught my eyes. That is to say, in modern vernacular, 'shoot your shot' if you so wish. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/ #qna #ama #suggestive #nsfw
I am once again looking at photos of cats and yearning for one. I should be allowed to rent a cat for a day at the least.
I can't help but feel like it's my fault. Like I'm patient zero. That's absurd, of course, I know that, both genetically and causally, I am of the second generation. And yet, when I see the others falter, see them struggle, it's tempting to assume their struggles are merely echoes, consequences of my own bad decisions. In case that's true in some metaphysical way: I'm sorry for saddling you all with this. #substance
I did come by to say I'm going to start tagging those posts now, but I see the dashboard has taken to a topic I want nothing to do with. Picture me flourishing my cape as I turn and leave much like Tuxedo Mask.
Good to see you, too. Even though, from my perspective, you're just a phone call away.
I presume you're from my future, given your use of the past tense earlier. And I further presume that you did, in fact, die with me, which was very sweet of you. Which, logic would dictate, means you're something of a ghost in the machine, now. But that doesn't quite ring true, does it? There's something I'm missing.
Forgive me for interrupting this terribly heartfelt message of solidarity, Strider, but what the fuck?
hm
Thank you, I've been practicing. I live with a Dave, so you tend to pick up on little rhymes.
Hello, women. Nobody else reply to this post, thank you.
Leave with a settlement, from a girl who knows what meddle meant, gold award in great condition think they keep this medal mint. Those are my pitches.
You know what. I need to balance out the timeline. I will be happy Rose tonight. Being divorced can be wonderful if you simply believe it. Joyously.
Whosa wantsss to share some boooze whit me??* #substance
Good choice. The correct one, really.
Technology in general was the other item I was thinking about. Cannot go wrong with it. Opposite question then, do you have a least favorite item?
I really do need to just hit the block button and never engage again. It would fix a lot for me.
IT'S SUCH A LOVELY, 8ALMY EVENING. THE 8EACH IS NICE THIS TIME OF NIGHT, EVEN IF IT MEANS I NEED TO TAKE THE AIR COMPRESSOR TO MY JOINTS AND SEAMS AFTERWARDS. #WORTHIT
Getting high with Terezi! #FuckingAwesome #Su8stance
i reposted this chit because i made it very early in the morning the first time
Going to have to clear my schedule for tomorrow night. I am in 8iiiiiiiig trou8le. ::::D #vagueposting #andtotakeapagefromlarksos8ook #positive
:33< listen i just have to be sure mew know?
A lot of things. I wasn't really being specific.
i am having feelings i d0 n0t like it
#WHATDATMEAN
I like being an exception.
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The 8ig thing was me changing my 8anner to this image I found that made me giggle. ::::) https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_9028.jpeg
dap incoming its so krispy and klean because were the kreme of the krop
would i love aliens
okay i love #democracy as much as the next man but holy shit the results here are baffling me anyways hit the voting booth and thank you once again for 6900 kult poll: https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0L8En6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae13d8cffe7f.png
Fuuuuuuuuck. I lost.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Yess꠹
me and the bad bitch i pulled by fucking killing her <3< #vi0lence
I need fivesd guys Their burgerss and fries
Welcome to the beginning of real life.
I’m cunty 8ecause I’m hot and also 8ecause I’m tight, send Chitt. #nsfw
:33< #girls
Yawn. Very tired, very drained.
the new season of marvel kismeses just dropped but the masquerade is more important probably (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid plays, archive rating: G)
OH YEAH BECAUSE THE BLADE MAKES SO MUCH NOISE AND SO DOES A SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE MY BAD
Oh wow, if DAVE8OT is telling me to ela8or8 on my freak, then o8viously I have to comply. ::::P
I look away from Chittr for eight seconds and you're all knuckle-dragging your sinflutes to collars. I didn't realize this was everyone's first day at pailing lessons. A real freak would 8e... No. I shan't say. #nsfw
If I were in the Thunderbolts, that whole thing he did wouldn't have had any effect on me.
doin your mom doin doin your mom #lyricposting #nsfw
I ONLY FOLLOW OTHER VRISKAS, OTHER RO8OTS, AND ENTIRELY SEMI-INTENTIONALLY, A CADRE OF INDIGOS. DELI8ER8ING ON WHAT THIS MEANS A8OUT ME. GOOD THINGS ONLY, I'M SURE. ::::)
nothing new tbh
HARD DISAGREE. LIVING FRAGMENT8ION GRENADE IS MUCH COOLER THAN 8LOODMIST. #VIOLENCE #GORE
sigh goodbye wireplay pin i will miss you #nsfw
Ɏ wicked a-a-and devious bea-a-ats tha-a-at ma-a-ake you commit mora-a-ally grey a-a-acts #nua-a-ancedmedia-a-a Ɏ
I just wanted to issue something of an esteemed show of unadulterated appreciation for @cynicalAgathokakological helping exhume and necromantically resurrect a dead and buried childhood dream of mine. Showing up to a sleepover in a pretty dress. I arrived in adulthood somewhat unfulfilled in many ways. Felt that some universal experiences were impractical or not worth asking for, irrespective of if I really wanted to feel them. But. It feels almost tear-inducingly wretching? At any rate...Alternia is...bigger! Than I was expecting. Much broader and...deeply fulfilling to wander and mill about just taking in all the sights to digest exhaustively and process. I imagine @cynicalAgathokakological is quite enthusiastic to talk about! I just wanted to share my deepest affections and thrills. Thank you. Batslouch. You lot were wonderful. https://i.imgur.com/qoWBRbz.png https://i.imgur.com/Cgii59s.png
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~~(__^·> HOO! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> of course i have. <·^__)~~
Believe me, I agree. Typically if you cease giving it power it will die on its own from lack of recognition.
:)
Now Playing: IN MY MOUTH - Black Dresses https://youtu.be/cIi4SxZ0IC8?si=1bk46VHJqilmgRDB
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SOM3T1M3S SOM3 D1SGUST1NG 4ND V1L3 M3N 4R3 HOT 4ND TH3N TH3R3 4R3 P3OPL3 L1K3 THOS3 TWO CRONUS3S.
real shit
do i need to yuripost to get the badge or something. fuck idk. she nothing on my nothing til i nothing #celibacy
https://i.ibb.co/fvmr4fj4/img-8461.png call me the new cupid. never using a curling wand on my head ever again btw. #suggestive #nsfw
That sounds like torture from the furthest ring.
Heed my warning. Wearing your tightest binder whilst consuming 1000ml of high strength energy drinks will bring you naught but pain.
These are but a few of my favourite things.
Woe. Despair. Desolation. Misery.
bless ya, bless ya.
6o take a look at @aeneasCaldarium's latest posts and that ou6hta turn ya to #CullCronusampora ri6ht quiCk.
I do feel like I'm getting better at art. It is, unfortunately, leaving much to be desired with my writing... perhaps I should consider turning Complacency of the Learned into a graphic novel instead. A joke. There are things in those pages that would surely get that graphic novel denied by every possible publishing company if they have to see them instead of mentally visualizing them.
Salutations. Dinner. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3fa1f4d8303.png
https://i.postimg.cc/YS6mpvMv/image-2026-05-13-221343410.png @turntechGodhead#4629 Your turn. As requested. I hope this will suffice.
https://i.postimg.cc/KYZsc2Fp/image-2026-05-13-200328690.png @cynicalAgathokakological This one was a bit of a challenge. I hope you like it.
Can't ever keep him down.
I was messing around with Jaspers but he seems content with my accessories. https://i.postimg.cc/ZKz5nBdR/IMG-0659.jpg
I think I might have feelings for a man. DISCLAIMER: This chitt is a joke. I have been, am, and will continue to be exclusively attracted to women and femme presenting individuals in the middle of the gender spectrum. I made this chitt because I was watching clips of Alan Wake 2, and the way he speaks is so succint and fluid and his hair is so luxuriously long I almost mistook him for a beautiful femme nonbinary. That was another joke, I know he isn't. This post was just a bit of morning Rose Lalonde humor.
You drive a hard bargain, but I am amenable to this suggestion. Yes.
Last one for tonight. #ListeningNow #Suggestive https://open.spotify.com/track/0WpQNP2IxiTtuO8myrA2VH?si=We22kps_QmeeWfdgAh-3iw
Impeccable music, truly.
Ahem. #ListeningNow #Suggestive https://open.spotify.com/track/3urJUvRhgMrwydaTQFVEg9?si=bF0JE8gJSXSroQWviApj3g
I'm sure if you ask very nicely someone would volunteer to grind your beans.
I Am Always Saying This.
I encourage this.
Do you even derive necessary nutrients from food? No. Therefore 25% is more than enough to satisfy your nostalgia for eating, surely.
Is this because of the raw meat? Well, you have an abundance now. @turntechGodhead#4629
but hold on how does that at all make me a monster if anything thats completely reasonable of me
I do have her cookbook still. Perhaps I will create the monstrosity and you can analyse the data through its chemical composition, determining the foulness of the dish?
I'm having unwelcome flashbacks to many a failed crockpot risotto.
i SWITCH TO hITMONLEE, pROC HIS lIECHI bERRY, uNBURDEN SWEEP,
whatever happened to boys support boys im just saying nice hole bro and then we high five and move on its like complimenting a good pair of boots
Radical Red? Nice. I'm planning on working on Kaizo Platinum soon. No one's 8eaten it, I think.
SPORE. DRAIN PUNCH. MACH PUNCH. SWORDS DANCE. THESE ARE THE ELEMENTS NEEDED TO 1v91 ALL ROCK TYPES.
i lied im not going to bed i just didnt wanna play among us
fuck me suppose*
Do I really resemble a lamb all that closely?
Oh. Sick.
this is so beautiful lalonde-chan! i love the emphasis to my biggest asset my horns! 0v0
KUDOS! ❤︎
https://i.postimg.cc/02jt3JTr/Untitled301-20260512015644.png @archiveAddict I had no real reason for doing this. I simply felt compelled.
Dominating is only fun if you’re also poking at deep psychological issues. Which means it’s hard for me to do it in casual hookups. I tried to do that recently but when I started pushing as to if she had problems with her mother and chronic people pleasing issues she cried and we called it off. #nsfw
who wanna speed run ruining various relationships with me it *does* have to end disastrously for us too
My throat hurts like a motherfucker, I fear.
thank fuck that hour is over
A Strider outbreak. Let's keep all hands off the thermostat now, everyone. It's cool enough in here as it is.
Personally, in honor of #DaveHour, I will share my favorite #DaveMoment I have experienced. It was when a certain Dave Strider variant sent approximately 10,000 chrysanthemums to the Gray House because I said it was my favorite flower. How sweet.
i know i know its too much
okay but we have to actually stop #davehour in 30 i told slenderman it was his turn afterwards we gotta be punctual as time players
yo is it dave hour??? #davehour
So many of me on here, it's difficult not to feel like a cheap copy. Well, I can see one difference between our denominators at least.
https://i.postimg.cc/05DVpfdc/image-2026-05-11-212130533.png I am watching your spaces.
I really resonate with Prismo the Wishmaster. I wish I could be a shadow formed by nothing and casted by nothing, angled at the intersection between wall and floor.
The one whose space I'm watching now? With the torture warehouse?
Sigh. Watching yet another space.
cheers my man
i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isnt my diary] nothing ive never had a problem
Yeah not to mention him getting his hand cut cleanly off too.
Hm, I was too nice today. 8itch mode activated. #h8maxxing
THAT'S THE 8EST PART OF 8EING A RO8OT, ACTUALLY. NO SILLY 8IOLOGICAL TELLS. THERE'S NO 8ODY LANGUAGE TO READ WHEN EVERY MOVEMENT IS DELI8ER8 AND YOUR FACE IS A SOLID METAL PL8. YOU GET WHAT I GIVE YOU. ::::)
8ECAUSE YOU MADE AN A8SOLUTE MESS OF IT AND I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST IGNORE IT?
A warm bath is always nice when sick.
Pussy Tightness Dial: 100%. #NSFW #ROBOT
Beep boop, beep beep boop.
PICTURE THIS. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING. THE SUN SHADES ARE DOWN AND THE ROOM IS LIGHTLESS. FAINTLY, FROM THE NUTRITION8LOCK, YOU HEAR THE FAINT TINKLING OF METAL ON CERAMIC. YOU DECIDE, AGAINST YOUR 8ETTER JUDGEMENT, TO INVESTIG8. WHEN YOU ENTER THE 8LOCK AND TURN ON THE LIGHT, YOU SEE ME SAT AT THE TA8LE WITH A 8OWL OF NUTS AND 8OLTS. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE 8OWL. I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE OR EMOTE IN ANY WAY AND CONTINUE SPOONING MY SUPPER AGAINST MY FACEPL8 ONLY FOR THE NUTS AND 8OLTS TO FALL 8ACK DOWN TO REJOIN THEIR 8RETHEREN. YOU ARE A8SOLUTELY FUCKING INCENSED. I DON'T GET HUNGRY, GUYS. I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
Does anybody else have a game they go to when they’re sick? For me, it’s Binding of Isaac. I’ve caught a cold, which means a lot of that game.
Hello.
The Feed Is A Goldmine Tonight. You're All " Cooking ".
I’m relieved to see you’re feeling better, Mr. Strider.
sh0uld i p0st a picture 0f my thighs. discuss . #nsfw
The Woods All Black - Lee Mandelo Body horror, trans men and trans masculine/genderfuck protagonist and secondary characters, t4t, queer relationships, historical context, backwoods society, religious fear mongering, monster fucking. Genuinely enjoyable. #bookchittr #RoanRecommends https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3007981edc27.jpg
It's Too Late For You. #pensive #sorrybro
even though im extremely sick dont forget to celebrate #megidomay day 6 by ramming your head into some walls as if you have our superior horn shape! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, concussionplay, bedridden!rankmaid, archive rating: G)
I did everything. I’m guilty as sin.
:33< send em my way!!!
i w4s w4lking hom4 from work 4nd th4 f4t bitch 4tt4ck4d m4
looks like porn is back on t)(e menu. #nsfw
-=[ kindd of aawesomee i wish i hhad a fusion reactor in my me_☺]=-
ok mamas going to the store do yall want anything
im digesting this massive baked potato
Your chassis shines brightly today.
Daily Tarot Card. The Sun. You have overcome your fears, and the light of the Sun guides you, revitalising your confidence and showering you in abundant blessings. Be optimistic, joy and success are here knocking on your door. #DailyTarotCard
Only if you like every single post.
I am eyeing up my ever growing stack of books and other literature currently. I fear if my impulsivity isn't curbed, I will one day be but a skeleton buried beneath it. I hope it's a book of Keat's poetry that deals the death blow.
#d33p
Considering posting #bookchit related content.
lmao dm me loser
its what dey be callin my backside 3B)
you get me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b142e0fa33e4.jpg
goated reference
#screamfest #megidomay #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/24/e5ff5e2adf2132c88f07c085074a932390ce3344.png
I respectfully gaze away at that.
AWOO. IF YOu EVEN CARE.
c< iN a HuNdred sweeps, tHeyll talK abOut trOll silvaguNNer iN tHe saMe way >c