♦ pitied by @bubbleBlower
Backreading the English Diaries was not a good idea this morning. Never too early for an Irish coffee. #substance
it's like watching a train wreck. or, rather, a recording of a train wreck. a wreck of which i've only ever seen the aftermath. in a sense, yoU coUld argUe my brother, too, was a victim of lord english. denied the choice to do anything with his life bUt become him. caUght in the whirlpool of entropy, a single path which can have no other oUtcome bUt the conditions which birthed it. i doUbt he woUld have chosen to be a "good person," withoUt the lord's inflUence. bUt perhaps he coUld have *been* a person.
*tzzk* I am not large. I cannot handle seconds. I am much smaller than everyone here. *sskh*
It's a shame I couldn't take Seven with me, but he's just too loyal. Oh well.
not right. not right not right not right, job is to house protect serve please . protect. but. al8w0374dsbcus3(8#&87#$””m .!!?” serve, protect, cannot do together
the possibility of an empty room feels . wrong
JUST SEEN A MALE SEADWELLER WITH A THIGH GAP BIGGER THAN MINE. #WHATSTHEPOINT.
Okay I think I'm officially over the color green now.
:33< :((
oh no i'm not doing a bit at all. that's odd! ummm.. maybe i'll look into that. D:
* this is why i am a #randomlisttruther because obviously this list is meaningless and asinine and we should all turn away from it without thinking of any implications
... ...Why the fuck did you add a thing about being thirsty in there? And anyways I do not particularly seek to be a hated poster! I only look for amusement from this site full of bumbling idiots who can't seem to do anything right. If anything, my name (a strong name, by the way. No clue what you're refering to with euphemisms) should be propped up as one of the most recognizeable in all Alternia! And, I would say it is. Especially in my home city, at least. Heheheh... Anyways 6/10 is a painfully average score, but frankly I'll take it. Your rating, even if strange and dumb and pathetic, was (relatively) well thought out. So I will give you a rating of. Hmm... 6/10 to your rating, yes. Hahaha.
Cocky don't even want boing boing. It don't even want boing boing.
what the fuck no wait i need my bread no
I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE THIS POST MUCH BUT I'M THE BAT.
what do you mean you cant use the cards if you punch them
The milkman blocked me.
♦ No. I don't know this guy. I just want to beat him with a tire iron. #violence.
SHE SUCKS. AND LETS HERSELF BE CALLED HANDMAID. S0 I’M BETTER.
,,,,, reminder that you should... know your worth, and stuff...! And.. that you're loved... and all that... I'm going to bed I think.... #niceposting
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
Which Slick?
We're lucky sons of guns to have Stitch to patch us up, obviously. Saved me from being offed countless times. But god fuckin damn, something about getting shot in the gut one day and havin' to keep chugging along the day after ain't right. #gore ?
So, If I believe you guys and we're all from different fucking universes or whatever -- That's infinity frogs growing into infinity. Fuck you, fuck that.
You Felt are really givin' the Midnight Mooks a run for their money in terms of what you do to my blood pressure and I ain't sayin' that lightly.
FUCK I MEANT TO HIT LIKE I'M SORRY
and they say i dont got game https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a9e5ff044a8.jpg
My tummy hurts. B(
AGAIN??
I'm starting to run out of options. Only one major one remains. I doubt it will be fun.
Oh. I see. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
April Fools is in two days. You know what that means.
New day. New suit. New disappointment.
߷ - tHAT DUCKING DUCK,,, NOW i'M STUCK IN HERE #HELP #IMSTUCK #MANORPOSTING HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/HELP%20IM%20LOST,PNG
꥟h, i already have my eyes ꥟n ꥟ne. he's n꥟t all that "jacked," i fear. but t꥟ answer y꥟ur questi꥟n n꥟ i didn't.
Operation Window Brood is continuing with mixed results. I feel the correct dramatics but every time a car outside makes a right turn it hits the exact angle to completely blind me for a few seconds.
a brand must always be wiiilliiing to update iiitself to the ciiircumstances of iiits tiiime. :.3 mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
kyaaa yes you may casey-chan! that sounds like a frightening dream… i hope your next one is very pleasant to report instead 0v0
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
the world hasnt been the same since pjackk deactived 😔
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
Everyone who has experienced a stomach ache will now be entitled to financial compensation.
D --> Clicked a read more and got sent all the way back up to the top of my feed again D --> This error will cost a lot of time
Oh dear, you're becoming broke as well as a joke? I think I'm starting to pity you.
dis shit got me crine
congrations on your fortune. im holding it together soₒᵒoₒᵒoₒᵒoₒᵒoₒᵒoₒᵒ well, hink.
My men are maliciously incompetent. I am so very grateful for my penthouse.
If you love your job, you never work a day in your life. Do you love your job? Then We don't expect you to do any work, full stop.
Askin the sun to shine.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea933d10e4c.png
Another one.
I bought a block of chocolate three days ago and I saved a few squares in the fridge. This is what they call "a pro Gamer strategy".
「 I'd say fudge crunch type 3 would be a good entry point. Double chocolate fudge if you're particularly fond of dense flavor. ⥮
Listen, life sucks. If I want to talk to someone with even half a brain I should be entitled to that. Enrichment and whatnot.
:(
🎠🩸Mood. However you are strong. Stay fighting against your vicious tummy ache🩸🎠
:33< and mewre being so brave about it
Me too, honestly.
My migraines are semi-frequent, so I feel your pain.
fuck you i swear that i had goregle open its not my fault,
- This timme, I'mm really going to do it.
Yes! It feels like it's ⌂ll of everyone sometimes... >:
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