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it's a little bit of a big read but house of leaves is really good!
I recommend RÉmi. IT is aabsolutely horrendous
I haave nothing good to saay aabout it
> if you want to get really drawn in to pass the time and have something to think about for a little while after, id suggest kafka! theres a collection of the stories he allowed to be published and theyre all varying degrees of interesting :)
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There's so much SHIT always happening CAN SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING NORMAL?
So apparently slenderman is a like, real and actively posts on this website (I didnt even know he had a phone) and its tripping me out all funky crazy style! Since when did cryptids start posting on social media, next youll tell me the folks with horns on here arent just cosplayers, but real first contact with aliens.
who is bart and why do i have to end him?
>:εε pounc3 socializing! pounc3 not shy anymor3! mayb3 a littl3 ;II ~
Date idea: You deglove your worst enemy while I make the skin grow back very immediately and painfully so you can do it again. #violence #gore
enough procrastinatin if i rly want the glorious moustache o my dreams, i gotta quit bein a baby n take a needle 2 the ass already #hrt
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This idiot over here wanted life to stop changing. He doesn’t even realize the river only stays beautiful because it keeps moving. Fool.
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They hate my calculator. 😔 -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
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wooooo find my pages wednesdayyyy
i should get as many romantic partners as possible that'd be funny right
Trying to put a ban on straight people. I’ve just heard enough from them.
how to hit on hot people (99% success rate) step one: bark at them step two: bark at them step three: bark at them
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I am.... itty...bitty....! (> v < ❀)
Vampires would yeah
Heard the pool got de-watered at some point.
TROLLBAMA SAID IT WAS A DIFFERENT HRT THAT MUST MEAN ITS AN ACRONYM WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN IT STANDS FOR HUGE RIPE TOMATOES YUM! GET ME SOME HRT ON MY BLT STAT!
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I would like to remind all citizens of Earth-C that the generous @justCallie has made the acquisition of HRT completely free to all citizens.
OKAY FINE ILL GO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL THEN
YOU LOVE GETTING #HRT? I DONT THAT SHIT #HRTS!
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I HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HRT THE ONLY HRT I KNOW IS THE KIND THAT HAPPENS WHEN CROWBAR HITS ME IN THE HEAD THAT SHIT #HRTS
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Just found out British people are real and it’s not just that single human variant. Shocked and confused.
I fucking love beer #beer #subst★nce
#ugn
No one 1s 1n anyone's DMs. We're all ant1soc1al as hell. Hence why we're on soc1al med1a.
GROWN ASS MAN
what is a twink?? >X3
Hehe. I like my Casper just fine. 🥰 https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/7e9380d943c7.png
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