♦ pitied by @foamingJester
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15f699275d89.webp #nsfw also pailing season is over.
i want you know im not a gimmick account. I'm a troll. with an unfortunate name. and an unfortunate history. i am a rustblood from sector 101 of the northern hemisphere. that in itself is tragic enough. #lowbloods. #nsfw but like, my lusus is ugly, and screams. and lactates. a lot. it also bites and gnaws at me. but when i throw bugs at it, it shuts up. i dont have psionics. my horns were broken off in a mating ritual. i use the bucket profile picture to hide my scarred face. also. i never reached platinum in league of legends. the lore is deep. Just gotta fish for it. #AMA #askmeanything #deeplore.
i want you all to know i have deep lore. LIKE really deep lore. #nsfw
just watched my buddy pail with his moirail and get turned to ash by a drone #lmaoo #nsfw #violence
any troll needing help with pailing season hit me up and i'll get you pregn- i mean sorted!!!!! #nsfw
That's troo, yes, BUT IT BECOOMES A PROOBLEM WHEN I AM AT THE SAME HEIGHT AS YOOR FOOKIN CROOTCH!!!! >:C WEAR A GOOGDAMN ROOBE OOR SOOMETHING!!!!! #nsfw
Wow that is a llot of llust on the timelline. It isn't even llate night yet. #nsfw
Sneezed while eating her out, call that a raw clam! #nsfw
are y/)u having a str/)ke while str/)king it br/)??? #nsfw
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yk it w/)uld be s/) sexy if y/)u cl/)sed chittr and g/)t a j/)b instead /)f arguing with pe/)ple /)n the internet #nsfw? #vaguep/)st
The other night I cried while thinking of having sex with you Not out of desire or shame but some subconscious impulse to feel pain I wiped my tears on my face and neck and the backs of my ears And said, "Now it's sweat, now it's sweat, it's sweat now" #nsfw #lyrics
My bulges aren't as gooood as @exhibitioonEnthusaist hypes them up too be <_< he's just very enthoosiatic #nsfw
>> ¡ ડhou1d do my own verડ¡on 1 ♥️ ¡'11 poડt bu1ge, 1 ♦️ ¡'11 poડt aડડ 1mfao ડometh¡ng 1¡ke that. Hahahaha
!!! BRO LET ME IN !!! XOD
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
i took the time to read all of thizzz and i have never been more dizzzappointed and confuzzzed in my life
Xh... Ahem!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!! TAG #NSFW !!! !!! !!!
oh boy I can't wait for karkat vantass to hosst a bulge tournament! #nssfw
i was supposed to film porn today. #nsfw
sigh, can we normalize making out and dry humping and nothing else? i dont always wanna go to pound town. #nsfw
shagged this broad too hard that she started saYin ;i love Yoч; like we had a real emotional connection lol get the fчck oчt of mY hive #nsfw
#Nsfw. ┴ruʇ)+|fully. I do noʇ enjoy exposing my life on a plaʇform of people I do noʇ know. Buʇ ʇo ʇ)+|ink abouʇ iʇ. I do )+|ave ideas for. #)+|ornyposʇs. Iʇ's jusʇ quiʇe odd ʇo expose my sexual inʇeresʇs on )+|ere. I will ʇ)+|oug)+|. As I am aʇ ʇ)+|e mercy of a being I do find quiʇe... Peculiar if I don'ʇ. ┴o be )+|onesʇ. I don'ʇ ʇ)+|ink )+|e would do muc)+| ʇo me if I did noʇ do ʇ)+|is. Sʇill. I will noʇ leʇ )+|im down. I )+|ave already )+|yped )+|im up for ʇ)+|is. So expecʇ a )+|ornyposʇ. Per)+|aps in ʇ)+|e nexʇ )+|our or so.
I musʇ confess. I do noʇ know )+|ow ʇo. #)+|ornyposʇ. I am a failure of C)+|iʇʇr. #Nsfw.
I DON'T GET THAT MUCH SLEEP BECAUSE A MOTHERFUCKER IS AN INSOMNIAC (ME) BUT WHEN I DO I SNORE !!! LOUD AS HELL !!! THAT BEING SAID @foamingJester !!! SORRY ABOUT KEEPING YOU UP WHEN I SLEPT OVER MAN !!!
~S~Ome trO~lls pee in the sink? But me? I als~O pee in the sink ~#nsfw~
!!! OKAY SO FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SHOWER SEX IS NOT PUTTING YOUR BULGE IN THE DRAIN !!! THAT'S A ONE WAY TICKET TO AN EMBARRASSING CALL WITH THE MEDICULLER!!! #vagueposting #nsfw
Damn was anyone gonna tell me that seadwellers live in the sea????
I do noʇ like ┴)+|e Condensce. I )+|ope s)+|e c)+|okes on a fis)+|bone.
it needs to be known that personal messages are always open but please refrain from sending more then one pick of your woo … it does not look better at a different angle #nsfw
6osh, i mean, i super would! just... i know i really shouldn't be walkin' anywhere, still reCovering from an ankle sprain! o/◡/o
ough im noticng his peeprs too #NSFW ithink
If I ↄ=Can't breed a robot beↄ=Cause they ""don't have wombs"" then I don't know what the hell the point is of ANYTHING anymore. #nsfw
Stop thinking about bulge and staRxt thinking about getting the pRxopeRx 9 houRxs of sleep peRx day. #nsfw ᝰ
I. This is. A topic of discussion that you all have chosen alright.
soME oF YoU Be TalKING abouT HAVinG BUlgES tHAT WouLD tAkE HaLf YoUR VOlUmE oF BlOOD juST To KEEp ERecT. To be AbsoLUTEly CLEar, 50% blOOd LoSs iS A Life ThreATENING EMEgeNCY. ALL oF ThAT bLOOd IS In YouR BoDy BuT it's STArviNG YOUr BraIN of OXyGen, no WonDER yoU all POSt ThE waY you Do. #nsfw
> 2uck2 be1ng a future celebr1ty becau2e 1t mean2 1 cant really part1c1pate 1n the #bulgepo2t1ng #n2fw <
￣\ my bulge is on backwards #nsfw??? /￣
~My bulge makes me lO~Ok like a tripO~d and that's all I'll say O~n the matter -w~O ~#nsfw~
No I Wont Post Bulge And No Its Not Because Im Self Conscious #nsfw
V^ If I did things w0uld get very awkward in this hive. ^V
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૮ ․ ․ ྀིა my name is minimi and this is mostly a chittr page for me to talk about my interests! so there's gonna be a lot of yearning and talking about bulges. mostly highblood but honestly I'm not picky ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა this was my moirail's idea because I've been talking their auditory cups off for sweeps and they're probably right that I need another outlet ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ I'm a she but sometimes a he! #nsfw #suggestive #nsfwe Ი𐑼
(NEARLY 36 HOURS WITHOUT SLEEPING, I WAS TOO BUSY THINK ABOUT BULGE. #NSFW)<
Jussst a little jarring, I sssuppossse.
Oh my god that's a troll dick just right out there on the timeline
fuck ur a sweet little thing arent u lemme see that bussy #nsfw
i'M NORMAL AND RESPECTFUL VIS A VIS, "hOLES," #NSFW
i AM BIG, hAPPY, aND SEXUALLY NORMAL, #NSFW
My nose still hurts hit the door with it to the face... Ow
Go pail Zebruh or something... #nsfw
✨A miraculous happy accident✨ :"o) #nsfw
The fuck you aint pailin me again you ass ! #nsfw
:33< i cant believe its almeowst christmas
1m not a sub never been one #nsfw
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hŌōŌōŌpE 7hE NeX7 iN7RuDeRs bRiNg bLaNkE7S... i7 Is sŌōŌōŌ CōŌōŌōLd a7 NiGh7... aNd mInE ArE... nŌōŌōŌ LōŌōŌōNgEr wArMiNg...
Oh dear, I need to wear more make up.. The bags are showing under my eyes....
hear me out #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1491684714866675853/image0.jpg?ex=69d89726&is=69d745a6&hm=244b8d9432dc02e7f8f76ce54629fab0f9d51552278d3ad6e37ecd2c827833dc&
ᐖ o_O WUT. BUT ALSO ERMMM SAY MORE LULZ ᐛ
this really feels like a place i can say im l༄༄kin t༄ fuck s༄me༄ne in the m༄uth and finish inside and be fuckin applauded f༄r sayin s༄ #nsfw
When r u g0nna p0zt ab0ut me???? 1 feel z0 unl0ved B[
I need g0 st0p p0sting ab0ut my crushes 0r pe0ple are g0nna start thinking im dtf #nsfw
6'4". short in comparison to the freaks i suppose
I MIGHT BE AN !!! INSOMNIAC !!! BUT I'M NOT TOO WORRIED ABOUT DAT RIGHT NOW
goddamn that was a misspell that wouldve been actually really fucking awkward now i dont even wanna post the original chitt
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #iwantcandy #gore curntly blleding out!!!!!! fuckign amazing party!!!! ]
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:33 < oh no.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3957e7d94735.jpg
<-#ey #ey, c#itts! are ya'll ready for my immaculate tastes to grace your sig#tsp#eres??
UGH! He's so...so...infuriating! But- ...Wait no. I can't think like that. I have to get all these dumb chip bags out of my room anyway...
I have a crush on Minerva, the Exalted Lightsworn. Hopefully, she doesn't see this.