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Killing slaves is a waste of not only time but also money. Resell them to someone you dislike at a higher price than the purchase price. Find a way to make them profitable again. If not in this universe, then surely another. #businessminded
M(o)ST Tr(o)llS D(o) n(o)T hahav3 car-r3laT3D Trauma. I Th3h3n gIv3 Th3h3m car-r3laT3D Trauma.
y-you'D think there woulD be more olive blooDs ConsiDering how perverteD a lot of them are for forniCation..,,.,,.,. #nsfw
ThaT puT a p3p In my ST3p, I'm g(o)nna g(o) kIck S(o)m3(o)n3
aint culleD a bitch in a hot Minute. Might fiX that soon. wanna get the blooD puMpin proper anD feel the rush. i call that the clown zooMies ooh i coulD hunt soMeboDy for sport again! any volunteers?
(o)h acTually IT'S quIT3 3aSy anD I l(o)v3 my j(o)b :o)
y3ah I D(o)nT gIv3 a ShIT buDDy, I g3T paID T(o) kIll p3(o)pl3 f(o)r a lIvIng.
I ThInk 3v3ry m(o)rally granDSTanDIng hIghbl(o)(o)D blu3 anD up IS a l(o)Wbl(o)(o)D chaS3r anD (o)nly WanTS T(o) g3T Th3Ir bulg3 W3T (o)r n(o)(o)k STuff3D b3cauS3 Th3y'r3 Incapabl3 (o)f f(o)rmIng any acTually S(o)lID argum3nT (o)uTSID3 (o)f "hIghbl(o)(o)D baD buT Im DIff3r3nT b3cauS3 I car3 ab(o)uT l(o)Wbl(o)(o)DS! 3v3n Th(o)ugh I STIll call Th3m l(o)Wbl(o)(o)DS!" LIk3, (o)kay, ST(o)p br(o)Wnn(o)SIng, ShIT cann(o)T Sm3ll ThaT g(o)(o)D. BUT h(o)n3STly, can'T 3xp3cT much fr(o)m p3(o)pl3 Wh(o)S3 m(o)uThS cl(o)S3ly r3S3mbl3 ThaT (o)f an aSSh(o)l3, ShIT c(o)m3S (o)uTTa b(o)Th 3nDS, anD ThaT'S all Th3y fuckIng Sm3ll.
" We Are Not Saying Slurs Because We're Woke Now Heehee ". Or Maybe It Wasn't Funny, You Are Not Funny, And Your Boring Think Sponge Couldn't Come Up With An Original Bit If You Had A Culling Fork Pointed At Your Pan. Maybe You Just Aren't Funny. #notfunny #didntlaugh #violence
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S(o) ThaT'S Why y(o)u'r3 S(o) fuckIng ann(o)yIng! M(o)lD p(o)IS(o)nIng!
what d/) ppl wh/) d/)n’t like vi/)lence even d/) all day?
I n33D y(o)u all T(o) kn(o)W, I D(o) hav3 STanDarDS. I'm n(o)T g(o)nna fuck S(o)m3 5'4" TWInk WITh n(o) S3nS3 In faShI(o)n. I'm 10 f33T Tall, I n33D a bITch aS baD aS m3.
o-|= why doth individuals insist on harming the innocent and act so very surprised once their villainous actions lead me to end thy reign of terror with mine own spear? #violence =>
sick
><xx>< i saw s×me×ne say "murder and vi×lence" is wr×ng. if s× wr×ng, why get paid g××d? #vi×lence ><xx><
man i w/)nder wh/) wr/)te that it’s a mystery
Fucking hell. My wh•le suit is in fucking бl••d! Fuuuuuuck!! I even need t• clean it m•therfucking uþ manually with my fucking ßARE HANDS! V f•r #vi•lence!
i w/)uldn’t ragebait ppl if they didn’t make it hella easy t/) ragebait them int/) giving me unnecessary inf/)rmati/)n i can make fun /)f them f/)r giving it t/) me
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
Økaay Mister Kn•w бut i d•n't care. If i see the бug i feast •n it •r fucking st•mþ it
Why w•uld I?! I'm just exþressing my •utrage •n this t•þic. T•• much kind?? Did l•wбies бite y•u •r slaþþed þeace sign •n f•rehead?
D•n't menti•n this fucking shit. If th•se nasty бug and da gruбs start running •n my taбle, I'll бe fucking þissed and g•nna r•ll the taбle!
min/)r spelling err/)r, i win
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Pathetic Lowblood but I am stuck with them #vagueposting
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
h/)t take i think alternia w/)uld be better if it was als/) legal f/)r l/)wbl/)/)ds t/) cull highbl/)/)ds