♦ pitied by @trailblazeTrigger
Paid forty two nakdollars for what amounted to things i couldve grown caught and seasoned myself. Absolute daylight robbery over in the consort kingdoms.
Are you a komodo dragon? Because youve got me feeling very small outmatched and strangely eager to find out what happens next.
Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
i paused my vibrating cock ring to be here #nsfw
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like doing it tinkerbull style without popping a thumb in. Something rather crucial has simply gone missing and everyone involved knows it. Blech. #nsfw #suggestive #substance
Stop calling my thing a hog! Its a cute little piglet with MANNERS. #nsfw #suggestive
cant get spatzle to leave off tz long enough for him to leave for work lmfao no amount of treats catnip or toys will distract her
Oh please, the cowboys will be there for later.
I wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill.
(Flirting) Can i come over and smoke all your weed and talk about how were just specks of stardust drifting across the vacant yawning chasm that is the galaxy always moments away from being sucked into the black holes of obsolescence? I have large breasts.
dont give up if the hair around your asshole can thrive in a challenging environment so can you #inspirational #quotes #blessed #eatpraylove
8=D < Oh Rarity. It's just you and me now again... 8=D < My bed is so cold... 8=D < Good morning everypony. 8=D < I hope that you are having a better night than I am.
stop fuckin the plush rump there are honest to fuck real people out there thatll LET you fuck em i swwear #dashwwatchin #nsfww
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Miku save me save me miku #relapsing #wantthatranchertocatchmeinasnare #turnmeintostew #huntmedownwhenibreakfree #nsfwe #violence #mikusongstokeepyougrounded