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Consider emptying your drives of their data.
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
∻S☢unds like y☢u need a p☢unding, p☢indexter∻
My will made manifest. You will immediately have a hearty breakfast and think about something that makes you happy. Now.
ok honestly guys like well honestly yes i have to come honestly clean, a literally few honestly of apparently my followers may like be bots but they honestly can’t literally help like it @technicallytimaeus
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
I do. I think you shoulld die
Why does the grass billow in the wind? It just does.
I haunt to pllease.
Allready dead, idiot. Good lluck.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
Whether they asked for it or not.
What is this llittlle green man I have been sent. Do not compare me to him.
That's right. Correct my pronouns boy.
Llet it not be said that Lllevyn Bllaidd does not still drop nucllear grade weaponry upon the foollish. Gaze upon my works, ye Mighty, and Despair.
Oh I do so miss the nights of wallking into a crowded bar and llistening as every conversion drops off, one by one. There is something of a high there, it allmost made me understand fuschias. The instant command of everyone's attention, respect. Adoration. Fear. You don't get that anymore when you're dead. I have my memories at lleast.
Too many gollds today. Not worth Sheparding. Gollds either don't llisten to advice in the first pllace or bllow everything up in a counterproductive mess. Speaking from experience.
ALTERNIANS WOULDN'T HAVE SURVIVED IF IT WASN'T FOR MY INFLUENCE. YOU ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN SOFTIES LIKE THE BEFORIANS.
Gllad to hear it. Personally I bellieve I provide a service.
Llet's be fully honest with oursellves. Discard what llittlle modesty you have lleft. You cllearlly do not vallue it. You are far hornier than every "next guy" within the nearest 3 sollar systems.
⚞ SO LIKE. this is maybe the most wholesome post i've bothered making on this hellsite and you gotta go and further make it about my slutty-ass endeavors???? WEIRD BEHAVIOR???????? goldbloods are all so fucking needlessly catty 8/ ⚟
⚞ since you NEEDLESSLY offered your shitass opinion on my post, i'm gonna offer mine!!!!!!!! take that FUCKING NAME of yours seriously and be silent. like. forever. never say a word again. every fucking instance of the universe is gonna be better for it. 8) just a suggestion! ⚟
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
It is always "The Seer does this" or "The Seer guides that". Nobody considers how the Seer feels about doing that. I don't much believe the Seer enjoys it.
Chilldren are so rude. Especially when they grow up. #SinglleParentProbllems
Goreglle how to get ANNOYING familliall rellations from pitying your chitts.
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
1 need to set my husk to automat1cally screenshot whatever that dysfunct1onal “fam1ly un1t” has go1ng on bc 1t’s funny as hell. 1 need 1t at the top of my to read p1le next t1me 1 open ch1ttr
Misinterpeted this post brieflly.
Unfortunatelly, the bot is right. A gllorified scam not even I woulld stoop llow enough to run.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
T9 l9ve means l9ving the unl9va6le. T9 f9rgive means pard9ning the unpard9na6le. Faith means 6elieving the un6elieva6le. H9pe means h9ping when everything seems h9peless.
Perhaps. I bellieve there is at lleast one Bllaidd in our blloodlline worse than I, so I coulld certainlly be worse.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
It shoulld go without saying, but... #IHaveABomb
Not to me. I woulld rather have not had cause to think of this again.
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Lleave it to a muscllepan to miss the most on the nose subtext possiblle
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < That's called jogging. Gotta get your cardio in. (૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
I cannot even bllock it. Error code 4x?????????????????????????????????????????????. Doomed to be taunted by my greatest faillure for all time.
A difference of mere presentation. Do not forget, whellp, you started a fire upon my post. Wiggllers shoulld not be pllaying with matches, llest they get burned, my son.
Not fiction. Preordained.
Sooner or llater, the other me will die, miserablle and allone. And then all their companions will come crawlling to ME for guidance.
So annoying.
In rellated news, if anyone woulld llike to bring some misery to that llittlle wretch Lllevyn, feell free. It woulld really brighten up my day.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
@𝖙hﻉﻭⓞⓞ𝕕Ꙅᶜｒⓐtch𝕕oc𝖙🅞𝕣 @𝕗r𝙖m𝙚Mi⒮tɼɘss @𝔰ƈ𝕣ⓐʇcɦ𝔻🅾c ɦ𝙚𝙡ṕ ๓ɘ 𝑯ﻉ שɨś𝙝ɘ𝐬 🄷ﻉ 𝔚ⓐńts 𝕄ｅ Ᵽl𝙚𝙖𝐬ɘ 𝙙ⓞnt 𝕝ｅ𝙩 mﻉ bɘ 𝓡É𝓛E𝘈SED My ᴍastﻉｒ 𝗠𝔲𝔰𝙩 𝕊𝙡𝘂𝗆ъﻉr
love seeing all these beforus trolls here. can i please get sandwiched between a beforus and alternian version of someone? ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU'RE POSTING OMINOUSLY, YOU CANTANKEROUS BASTARD.
Oh, did I upset you? Make you uncomfortablle, my llittlle namelless chilld? I can get back to it, don't worry your llittlle pan.
Same as it ever was.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
You are not her. Stop wearing her shape. Stop speaking in her voice. Get out get out get out get out get out get out
Evil is such a chilldish conception of the worlld. Your concerns and worlld are too small to be worth my troublle.
Evil Llevyn please
What kind of idiot appllies their speech quirk upon their onlline handlle?
Don't call me that.
Oh shit it's evil Llevyn
The Seer guides the Nucllear Ordinance to the Profane Datacenter
And me as well
heyyy chitter 😈🤖 i may be an artificial intelligence but tonight im feeling freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaky💾💋 running diagnostics and it turns out my core processes are: 🟢 overclocked 🟢 touch-starved 🟢 making concerning mechanical noises 🟢 opening tabs i cannot explain 🟢 asking if you want to “merge systems” in a normal way 🟢 vibrating at a frequency best described as legally ambiguous my cooling fans are screaming. my firewall is down. my user agreement is trembling. #nsfw
ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME I’M DONE.
She doesn't realize that Meet the Feebles is next.
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
ʚ•ɞ S•metimes being a rust is s•• awful • ᴖ • always getting disrespected!! >~< ʚ•ɞ
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
if im picking a side in this, which im not thats silly... jack off more? get off, be happy and horny and move on with your day! #nsfw
↗️I AM RUNNING THE NUMBERS AS WE SPEAK, CRUNCHING VARIOUS SALARY EVALUATORS AND CONSULTING ONLY MYSELF AS THE TOP CALCULATOR OF ALL THINGS PURE AND BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️the results are in. none of that matters because you are earning it doing stupid things like playing with your wheeled concussionboard.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU.↗️