♦ pitied by @truthfulCarnie
:33< ladies this ones fur mew! :33< *the mighty huntress goes to do a backflip and lands face furst on the ground unmewving*
✦It’s always depressing the day after yϕur wriggling day…✦
I fear I must skip the daily tarot card today, I feel as though you can all survive without it for a day. I am somewhat under the weather and fatigue is sinking deep into my bones, so I think it best to have a day in bed.
DEspite my aaffliction, I seem to be quite terrible aat forgetting things I would raather purge from my mind
listen to me. and listen to me WELL. this is NOT a safe space for clowns. this is NOT a safe space for tyrannical fish. if youre one or the other. GET LOST
6enuinely i think the most traumatiC thin6 that has personally happened to me is that i was late for a delivery one time. that's it. that's literally it. oh also all the times my asshole lusus ditChed me to do whatever stupid shit hoofbeasts with sentienCe do when they're not lookin' after their assi6ned 6rub. but y'know. mainly the first thin6.
i need sleep 'n' a Cuddle really fuCkin' bad ri6ht now. i know i Can 6et sleep at least. it'll have to do. what a fuCkin6 ni6ht. u︵u
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: shit. just... shit. worthless ass Courier. Couldn't even CatCh the priCk. ain't 6ood enou6h. hell of a matesprit, Couldn't CatCh the fuCker that took him. stupid. let him down. failure.
☆ need to headbutt someone, and before someone asKs not in the intimate Kute way I mean sKull to sKull bloodied face KonKussion inducing way. Shit would be mad fun. #violence☆
=oXO okay i,m going to go offline for quite a while it sounds like there,s going to be a lot to manage and i,m not going to be able to also focus on chittr¡¡¡ wish me luck¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
✦Gϕt why dϕ I even bϕther playing fps games. My aim is hϕrrendϕus. I’m better ϕff playing ϕther things.✦
doing a bunch of intense breeding all day means my balls sometimes requires special attention and care to help calm down after all that work. sadly i am yet to find an actual ball massager to do the job #nsfw
evenin6. doesn't look like i'm the desired presenCe on the timeline ri6ht now, but i'm here anyway. u◡u
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING TROLLS ON HERE???
=oXO '''¿ why are people assuming nudity in the privacy of your own hive is #nsfw'''¿ um''' aren,t lusii always nude'''''¿¿¿¿ =oXO
I am already missing the Daily Tarot Card chits...
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:0(I have just made an account and yet have received nary a *single* message! I assumed with my status that you'd be all over me by now... I am "Shaking My Head", as I am told they say on sites such as this.)
"= mediculler online rn? shaking + multiple aches + potential nasalbleed + mood instability. not sure as to reason. impendingly awful feeling but this is not supernatural in origin this is just some shit. ="
Wow I Think That I Hate Myself.
YEaah... YOu aare both right, but fuuuuuuuuuckk
=oXO to the one singular person who said im a goner (i saw that¡¡¡¡¡) guess who LIVED¡¡¡¡ and has two new friends =:) to everyone else i hope you have a nice day and had a good night because aside from getting attacked (it was a misunderstanding¡ and neither of us expected the uninvited guest who still won,t tell me their name to go for her¡¡¡ defending me¡¡¡¡¡¡ apparently they,re friends and she does this a lot so they,re used to shutting her down awawa) i had a good one¡¡ i have friends irl now yaaaayyy #vagueposting #gore #blood tagging just in case¡ #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/d359723d52d0d01f460f7b7a58ce2064/29fd86a8332713dc-eb/s1280x1920/038fd2ce5b7c17895814bd29088ca2477ebd1715'png =oXO
THe hunger consumes me. AAnd by thaat, I meaan I should go cookk. THe issue, you see, aarises when we taakke into aaccount thaat - aand this might come aas aa shockking revelaation - I don't waant to
Tch. I have cllumsilly dropped something I was working on. White hot metall. Instinctivelly grabbed it with my other hand, so as to not ruin or mallform it shoulld it hit the flloor. The burn is allready fading, but the unplleasantness of such a burn tends to spoill the craftsmans mood. Amateur mistake. Particullarlly for me.
I aam staarting to observe aa trend - I should shut the fuckk up when I aam tired (well, more thaan usuaal), the laackk of filter aat such times is aabsolutely terrible
alri6hty, ener6y's runnin' low 'n' i Can't keep up with all this stuff 6oin' on, so i'm 6onna pass out. think i'll haul my ass baCk to work tomorrow. been puttin' it off too lon6 'n' i really 6otta 6et baCk to it. don't earn enou6h from it to keep myself 6oin' muCh lon6er without puttin' some serious hours in a6ain so... yeah. baCk to it tomorrow. yeehaw. 6'li6ht, folks.
=oXO just realised i totally missed the word "below" oops''' i just woke up that,s my excuse awawa =oXO
i'm a lesbian bu♀ if i were lonely enough i coulDD probably make an excep♀ion
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i Wanna ansWr questions but also i aM trying not to be #desprate for intraction and also iM #boring so its finnne My feelings aren't hurt at all
ripping my shirt off the second i step foot inside my room i hate the fucking heat
♀he fun par♀ abou♀ fe♀ishizing my own DDepression is ♀ha♀ now when i forge♀ ♀o ea♀ or fail ♀o ba♀he or s♀ay up la♀e enough ♀ha♀ ♀he moons come ou♀ again ins♀eaDD of wan♀ing ♀o cull myself i jus♀ ge♀ horny abou♀ i♀
<<"i want to vaguepost about stuff that happens to me more because it's really fun,,, but also if anyone involved realised i was posting about them i'd shrivel up into a tiny wrinkly version of me">>
people have tried to give me nicknames that fit my occupation but unfortunately "jade hornley" and "jade hungley" both kinda suck #nsfw
WOuld it be too much trouble to venture out of the void, someplaace less lonely?
JUst once, I would likke to be held. TEnderly, not by the neckk, I would likke to claarify #violencemention #violence
♤ Somehow, I Keep Finding Myself In Situations Where I'm Pailing With People. Yet, Somehow, I Bottom Only About 20% Of The Time. Weird. #Nsfw ♤
BItches (me) will see someone being aawaare of their existence aand thinkk they haave aaccidentaally murdered someone
mi6ht be a little inaCtive for a while yet, han6in' outside my hive on the lookout for a friend. 6otta keep my no66in on a swivel for that silly li'l 6oldie. o︵o
((maybe one day i will stop being self-conscious and join the discord.))
sometimes aradia likes my #nsfw posts and i start throbbing so much i feel light headed
WHaat is love?
࣪⊹₊˚{ UGH WHATEVER. im going to go set up a round of settlers of culltan to play BY MYSELF so i can calm down.... }>____>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
sAdLy cAn’t sNeAk aRoUnD At nIgHt, My aSs cLaPs tOo mUcH #nSfW Meow
I aam just now reaalising I might be overdoing it with the pledging myself to follow others here. AAs it staands, I caannot possibly reliaably fulfill every single one of those oaaths. AAnd why do I feel so compelled to follow others aanywaay? IT's not likke I'm getting aanything out of it, is it? AAre there aany follower benefits?
NEvermind, it waas just the sense of crushing guilt
SEe, this is quite straange... BUt it would seem my communicaation device is completely devoid of aany sort of contaacts. DAaamn, I must've been aa joy to be aaround if exaactly zero people waanted me to haave aan option to contaact them. EIther thaat, or I haave somehow maanaaged to wipe it cleaan. PErhaaps it waas me who waanted to become unreaachaable by the trolls I kknow... HOw straange... WEll, be thaat aas it maay, fret not! I found civilisaation! THaankk you for kkeeping me compaany, your kkindness haas been noted aand caataalogued for laater reference
OKkkaay, so it's just more trees. And aalso likke aall the waater in the world. I haave no clue how I got here. I thinkk I need to caall the troll 112. Or whoever you contaact in such situaations
SPILMT JUIMCE
ALso, it is very wet here
SEe, perhaaps the most unfortunaate faacet of my situaation is, aand this is quite embaarraassing, I caan't remember
aww... well, welCome baCk hatebot. u︵u
IT would seem I haave found myself in quite the predicaament
•° they hate me because ! chugged f!ve m*nster energ!es and crashed my scuttlebuggy !nt* the!r h!ve #mybad
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
well... that and a whole bunCha folks rolled up that everyone knows but me, so uh, kinda awkward to stay.
...this party 6ot really fuCkin' weird. think i'm 6onna split.
I used to know a guy whose quirk was just: "EURIDE ENTERS THE SCENE and with a look on his face that borders on contempt, takes in the motley crew assembled on his timeline. EURIDE: I cannot believe that trollkind has fallen so far as to need social media of all things to "connect" with one another. Euride exits, quickly turning off his palmhusk before getting the greatest ratio in chittr, no, multiversal history. " And we were expected to talk to him like he was just a normal fucking guy.
#IWishICouldDoThisAllDayInsteadOfMyJob #WageSlave
aww pardner, i'm sorry to hear ya lost 'em. o︵o
... Yeah, I get the feeling.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 Iᰔ N𖹭𖥔 જ𖹭ᴗR 𝖋ᴗ☾KIN୨ 𖥔𑁤୧RAPIS𖥔!་༘ ୨୧𖥔 ɞ୧𖥔𖥔୧R 𝖋𖹭R୧𑁤୧AD ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I 𑁤A𖥔୧ 𖥔𑁤IS 𖦹ᴗIRK JᴗS𖥔 AS ᰔᴗ☾𑁤 AS જ𖹭ᴗ ALL D𖹭 ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
oka7. so. experiment update. m7 blood is it(h7.
(°. everything ab𖦹ut this bulge guy deeply unnerves me. i feel like i've stumbled up𖦹n s𖦹mething i sh𖦹uldn't have seen .°)
== machine that... kisses boys... ==
∻What s☢me pe☢ple d☢n't kn☢w is that these g☢ggles aren't just f☢r making me l☢☢k c☢☢l as fuck. They're prescripti☢n.∻
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Desperately gorging myself on my friend's salt-lick that they left laying around for their Lusus in an attempt to damage my swollen thinkpan more than it already has been.
MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT TO PRY MY TERMINALLY INDOORS HUSK AWAY FROM CHITTR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. PLANS WERE CANCELED. I'M GOING TO DIE IN FRONT OF THIS HUSKTOP.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Warmblood 4 Warmblood is a diabolical term. ]
IM HUNGRY #VAGUEP0STING 🐺 IT IS VAGUE BECAUSE I AM IN FACT RAVEN0US 🐺
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• wow • i'm awake really late • i didn't even realize • caught up in my writing • only noticed because my blinds got blown by the wind and i nearly blinded myself
• my journalistic integrity can't be swayed by a pretty face • but it comes close sometimes
• i think my type is too varied • envious of the people who know what they like • its always a surprise for me because i like almost anything • like oh okay i guess i'm into that too, cool
Can y'all ima6ine bein' stuCk on an island? i wouldn't last half a ni6ht. probably end up CraCkin' like an e66 and tryin' to deliver a roCk to the oCean or somethin' and 6et all my arms and le6s ripped off by some deep-sea ni6htmare beast. i'll leave it to the braver folk. i'm just a mailman after all. >◡<
well... yeah! yeah, ya shouldn't..! uh... thanks for that, i 6uess! lotta the more voCal sorts are real uhhhh... pushy 'bout it from what i've seen. and threatenin'. real threatenin'.
i try not to jud6e all that muCh, but i think it mi6ht be a lil' too late for anyone takin' part in ritual butCherin'..!
...ain't sure i feel 6ood about this Clown Cult 6ettin' lar6er every time i look...
the mu2♊︎c ♊︎2 not help♊︎ng.. ♊︎t ♊︎2 not enr♊︎ched enough..
The only cryme that I feel any guilt for is the destruction of the broodyng cavern from whence I hail. And that was not myne own cryme, but a Decision made by the Empyre to try and further Underscore the pryce of Rebellion. But I do mourn the systers in that cavern that I never knew. It was wrong for them to pay for Myne Own Actions.
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I dont tru2t 2tair2. Th3yr3 almo2t alway2 up to 2om3thing
Did you guy2 know th3 l3ading cau23 of dry 2kin i2 tow3l2?