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8=D < How majestic. There is truly no joy like a horse's joy. https://cms.bbcearth.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/horse5.jpg
<:- Aś In Haryan Ośtèra, Ca‖amity? Or Anothèr Thè Ca‖amity. If You'rè Rèfèrring To Gènèra‖ Ośtèra, Hiś Tit‖è Iś Juśt Ca‖amity, No Artic‖è. And No, I Havè Not. It Iś My Undèrśtanding That A‖‖ Who Mèèt That Mèan Diè Quitè Horrib‖y In Śomè Faśhion Or Anothèr, And I'vè Had No Cauśè To Śènd Anyonè Hiś Way Thuś Far. -:>
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
sometimes you guys say things on the public timeline that are way too personal
<:- I Havè Gènuinè‖y No Idèa Why In A‖‖ Thè Hèavènś Tana Wantèd Mè To Gèt On Thiś Wèbśitè. It'ś... Attrociouś. -:>
▯[[[ wh. what if you wrote oviposition fanfiction of my kismesis and sent it to me. ]]]
xx_pathetic_boyz_who_r_a_little_ugly-cute..._start_running_lolz_xx
my type is also this guy's dead quad
▯[[[ if you think so..........i'!! try it (˶˃⤙˂˶) ]]]
▯[[[ HGH you NEVER MISS...and if you wanted it to be #darkromance or even...#darkpitch...maybe (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) hh. maybe it's a psionic blowout and you can't helm anymore...so he gives you. Hh. something else to do........... ]]]
▯[[[ imagine being a multishipper and not even liking the evocator ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ) you can litera!!y pair him with anyone and it's basica!!y canon ]]]
I will be shooting him to prove I do not love him. Wish my luck. #millerverse #noir
There is NO Detective "yaoi". I would never stoop so low to even exist in the same room as him. #millerverse #noir
detectiIive yaoiIi on my feed? https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/gemalert.png
▯[[[ if you were making an amv to this song...which ship would you use >﹏< ]]]
▯[[[ you dont deserve your symbol ]]]
I agree! BARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!!!!
Wgaon Wheel Watusi...
▯[[[ i'd ca!! it overki!!, dumbass ]]]
▯[[[ hhff big spoon!overreach.... ]]]
guys yaois r reel....
▯[[[ unghhh you have such a mind ]]]
it feels particularly appropriate that you're all up to some gay bullshit the day i sign up for this cursed fucking site 🙏🙏🙏
anyway what's good chittr https://i.ibb.co/dhtmvs6r/img-6722.png
hell☀ and g☀☀d tidings all my fell☀w friends. it is very l☀vely t☀ see every☀ne ☀n this w☀nderful website! i very much l☀☀k f☀rward t☀ c☀nnecting with all ☀f the tr☀lls wh☀ are here! :W
popcorn without butter is like a one night stand, popcorn with butter is like a sensual longtime lover that caresses you under the moonlight
alr publicly rating my pregnancy fanfics @voraciousBookworm s 8/10 a little long but a good read nonetheless just wish you didnt include my husband in it i dont think trolls can get humans pregnant #nsfw
no i ❥m not ch❥nging my text color i luv pink ❥nd u c❥n kiss my ❥ss bout it
hiii guys im tiffey but friends ❥nd lovers c❥ll me tiff!! follow me 4 f❥shion ❥dvice <3 ❥nd heres proof im not like c❥tfishing LOL https://i.ibb.co/v6gFBHzB/iluvme.jpg
‡ @ǁ«illerjeff and @normalpuppet should ǁ«iss. this is my wisdom ‡
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png
₊˚⊹♡ I just discovered the joy of tiny ducks! You can buy them by the hundreds. ₊˚⊹♡
ok but even pierce the grub iz going to play there what the hell
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // FEDRIK x READER // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got chewed t'tangy little tiny bits and chunks by His Honorable Tyranny for tempt of court! Oh noooo!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The VVar Council shoulda ended hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? It took a few moments fer it t'really click with ewe what this was even about...'n the thought got dismissed. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FEDRIK's calloused hands passed over ya in metered measures...examining for scrapes, bruises...Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as he suddenly seizes Y/C's arm 'n tugs it forward tighter than a clobberin' fist 'o righteousness he'd drive into th'enemy...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The GREAT FRIGHT who once towered like a one man rovin' fortress on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing armor gone from a monument to a frame. He becomes a livin' study in contradiction. His height no longer a weapon or a shield, but a length 'o limb folded neatly beneath him. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "CHROHM'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW," FEDRIK's hulking vigilance subsided and softened for just a moment. His frame, considerably larger than Y/C, felt as though it vanished the moment he knelt so gingerly in front of ewe. The sheer wall 'o his presences done up 'n collapsed inward on itself. "YOUR TACTICAL MIND WORKS TIRELESSLY...BUT SO DOES THAT OF OUR ENEMIES. YOU CANNOT DENY YOURSELF THE REPRIEVE OF REST. THEY WILL SEIZE IT. AND CAPTURE IT. AND PREY UPON YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS TO ENSURE THAT IT IS YOUR LAST." There was a possessiveness t'the way he cradled you in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on ewe fer even a moment... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, FEDRIK. You can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the SHEPHURTS. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any SHEPHURTLER. Gentler hands should stir these waters." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's leg wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of royal-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer head. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "ARE YOU SAYING I PROVIDE SUBPAR CARE TO Y/C??? I RESENT THAT IMPLICATION. I COULD BE...GENTLER WITH THIS...WEAVING RIVER." ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < CHROHM laughed. "You could stand to be. Yes." Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o princely brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a GREAT FRIGHT'S crotch as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'sweat-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder...CHROHM's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. FERDIK goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT...WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT CHANGING INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE? BY HAND? A GREAT FRIGHT OF THE SHEPHURTS WHO CANNOT HANDLE EVEN THIS IS HARDLY WORTH HIS BRINE FLAKES!!! BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT A VIOLET SO INDELICATELY PAMPERED TO UNDERSTAND THAT." Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'FEDRIK or t'CHROHM...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o hatred wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P2/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #FEDRIKxREADER #QUADMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles
zeriouzly #antieridanweek #nothingweek httpz://i.ibb.co/pgrcj0r9/2026-04-03-02a-kleki.png
keep cranking that hog man
Don't really put OOC posts on my character's accounts but Vivjin's annoying ass needs a note that her whole gimmick is being part of a fandom for titled ancestors, most of whom are gonna be coming from mine and my friend's fantroll rosters and she yumeships w/ @smoothOperator's fuckin dad. https://roetrolls.tumblr.com/
rчmble in da jчngle spheres more like #eridanweek
▯[[[ I WILL power his ship someday. ]]]
D --> Is it improper for me as one of the %tended pantheon on Earth C to lowball people on the Chittr marketplace?
#NoThInGwEeK MiGhT Be pEaK AnD ItS BeCaUsE I HaTe eRiDaN
:33< nyall efur meowed befur? :33< this shits good!
Why dȯ thėy all kiṅda.. likė..lȯȯk likė mė thȯugh :?c
men.
Y|>o<|u! Yes y|>o<|u! |>@<|ut there in the cr|>o<|wd! Y|>o<|u're ad|>o<|rable!
thiz iz my *amazing* oc her name iz aleeya therea zhe never zhowz her zign and zhe wearz *all* of the forbidden colorz yez even fuzchia u can never guezz her true blood color lolz oh and zhe haz lotz of powerz zhe can uze magic to heal and zhe can move thingz with her mind :o yayayaayayaayayyay httpz://i.ibb.co/rgkcpzm9/2026-04-03-00z-kleki.png