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>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke Gorbeh you cou1d even be the threepeater, they cover a 1ot of ground
꧁#SFW꧂ ꧁#BUGLERATING꧂ ꧁@consequentlyOblique ꧂ ꧁So. This is my full description of Phuntr Guynax's bugle. Brass instrument. Do not misread this.꧂ ꧁It is older. Donated. Probably touched by many hands and at least one troll with extremely bad breath. The finish is worn around the places where fingers would rest, and there is a small dent near the bell that makes me think it was either dropped, swung, or used to punctuate an argument.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Structurally intact. Not pristine.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 1꧂ ꧁It is a bugle. It should not bend. If it does bend, that is bad.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 5꧂ ꧁Standard enough. Comfortable to hold. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 4꧂ ꧁The tubing is narrow, but the bell gives it presence. Most of the visual confidence is in the flare. That is normal for bugles.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ: 0.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Old brass, dust, tarnish, stale case fabric.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁I do not recommend tasting it. Coppery. Bitter. Like regret and coins.꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Cool, smooth, lightly tarnished. Slight roughness near the dent. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Condensation. Spit. Possibly valve oil.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Light-medium. Easy to carry.꧂ ꧁Overall: battered, metallic, stubborn, emotionally suspicious, and more dignified than expected. This is a serviceable bugle. Possibly cursed. Definitely needs cleaning.꧂
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((One minute I laughed too loud and started a child))
[ Hello everyone! Xandra cannot talk right now! ] [ Lil' Xandra is responsible for correspondence at this time! That is me! ] [ P.S. We are not chucklevoodoo and we are also not evil! ] ~ Lil' Xandra ♡
If yoou ever need me i'll be there toonight toomoorroow the night after toomoorroow the night after this the night after this the night after this and soo oon
Persoonally i've never fumbled
Streaming my Mythic+ attempts but i'm coonstantly distracted by my oown beastsoona vtuber avatar's jiggle physics soo i get kicked oout oof every single party
｢megane already has all of her released plapdolls, kyu gaijin plebian. (￣Д￣ ) onegai! never comment on megane-san's honorable posts again.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaijin means westerner.]
｢kkghhhh... _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ai-chan keeps floating to the top of megane-san's suraimu...｣ ｢kekeke, you can't escape your kamikoi, ai-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) suraimu means... slime!! ＼(^_^)／ cupe slime, of course! (*^-^*) a kamikoi is a dtuber's number one fan, which megane is! obviously... (*￣ー￣) keh. you can't beat him.]
Here we goo again with nipple allegatioons
It bloows my mind that soome peoople have noo clue whoo i am even thoough i already reached the Chittr niche celebrity status soo i'm finally making a pinned poost Here's my Meet the Artist even thoough i barely deserve too be called oone my useless questioon foorm foor yoour degenerate questioons regarding the size oof my boody parts and soome oof my IRL pics foor coompliment fishing KRYQUS XYLLEM - Member oof Team Chud - Pretty booy - Everyoone's favoorite poony - The Ultimate Indigood oof Indigoocels - SGRUB survivoor. Currently in noon-imperial space with noo hoope noo clue and noo dreams - Unfoortunately noot a tittybeast - Oone oof the three dedicated Vinyl Scratch superfans DMs oopen foor booth business and toomfoooolery
｢kekekeke... konnichiwa, karnyan-chan! anata has consulted the right nyotaku, megane-san! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyaha!｣ ｢megane-san's... translator eyes.... (ФωФ) ACTIVATO!!!!!!｣ ｢moe is the east alternian term for absolutely kyutieful!! (｀･∀･´) kekeke... it's moar than simply being kawaii, of course! (｀∀´) a joshi's moe is earned, while kawaii is intrinsic! (*￣∇￣)ノ｣ ｢moe is a factor that can be increased and decreased, depending on a girl's traits! (。・ω・。) if a gyirl has choto biggu eyes... moar moe! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ if a girl is clumsy... (*≧∇≦)ﾉ MOAR MOE!!! if a girl wears patterned pantsu... (ФωФ) kekeke.... SUPA MOE... OVERLOAD!!!!!!! KYAHHHH!!!!!!｣ ｢(〃´▽`) ahhnnn~ isn't it syo versatile?｣ ｢nyow... (*￣ー￣) some will say that moe is only for youngins...｣ ｢byut nyo.｣ ｢moe...｣ ｢moe is...｣ ｢FOR EVERYBODY!!! ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: konnichiwa means hallo!! (*^ーﾟ) anata means YOU, karnyan! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) kawaii means cute, and choto means VERY... as in, karnyan nyat knowing moe is CHOTO MOE!!!! (￣▽￣) eh! moe points awarded! yey!]
@GACHIKOISCHIC I KNOW YOU’LL KNOW THIS.
Shame I can't make the masquerade this time for real.
၄⋆၃ me and my ita bag against the world
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
i don'T know who this odd person is in these replies but it'S time for the ol' hand in warm water trick, my boy.
A recoollectioon oof my yaooi @anxioousTautooloogy here yoou goo man
Belated 40k kult/kull reward. Believe me next time i will tooooooooootally poost bulge i'm definitely noot goonna lie with hoow i did with every oother milestoone yoou can trust me but foor noow enjooy this sexy six-pack i woorked soo hard oon
꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4f3bf882036.png꧂
"We're goonna keep watch toogether" @ The state i find them in after like 3 minutes @gabardineCrescendoo @amaranthineThread >8\
｢gyahhh... behbeh-chan... *cuddles* (*´∀`)｣
｢(〃´ω`〃) kekekeke... okie... megane was kurutta that behbeh-chan was netoing his rare... byuttt~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ behbeh-chan's softy lippies made his kokoro beat faster! he can't stay mad!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: wuv makes megane's pusher (kokoro) go budum... budum... budum!! (∩ﾟ∀｀∩) anh! kurutta means mad. gomen.... megane knows his olivedachi would nyever hurt him like that... (*´ー｀*) righto?]
｢(´д｀) (*is still here. vestigial tail nubbins is also swishing*)｣
I think I like whatever you have going on, yeah.
｢watch out, behbeh-chan... (´∀｀;) this gaijin is always in a bad mood... *growls*｣
｢eto? why would megane-san update his banner? (´_ゝ`)｣
can i fucking help you
╲___i feel as though some of you are unaware as to where you can get my wares.___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲
｢gaijin always say that they want yandere matesprits... keh... (￢_￢)｣ ｢okie, baka. (￢∀￢) let's say that you DID manage to fend off her kyutie kyutie suki attacks on your other quadrantus... ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ nyeh, kyu would crumble under the weight of her wuvvins and kyuddles.｣ ｢\(￣ー￣)/ and then megane would steal her...｣ ｢all for himself! kyahaha!!! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a yandere is an east alternian dere type that involves a lover who is truly devoted to her senpai! she'll do anything for him, even kill competitors and his other quadrants! super super grotesque girl romance, kyaahhhh!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ baka means STUPID... gyuh, stupid westerners always think they know the way to a girl's kokoro! it makes megane sick! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) suki means love.]
[ILL BE THERE AND THANK$ FOR THE NEW NI#KNAME]
[WE #AN PLAY $OME OTHER TIME]
[THI$ WILL BE ME TONIGHT #HITTR WI$H ME LU#K ]
== OOC POST == Name: Pyrjin Mharle Age: 10.5 sweeps Height: 5'11" (1/2) Occupation (if you can call it that): TTRPG Overseer / Dungeon Master, Card trader Lusus: Winged Sandcat Personality: Pyrjin seeks opportunity and discovery. He's full of whimsy and creativity, always going in head-on without much planning. He has a horrible habit for spilling out his thoughts at whim without thinking about what others might say or what it might reflect on him, naive to the outcome. Regardless he stays as excitable and hopefully as unpredictable as he can be, staying relatively level-headed although aims to do stupid shit. He loves exploration of the depths and finding things crumbling under his grasp, not in a… horrible sense or anything. For fun! Like if he picked up an old controller and it broke apart in his hands, that’s interesting. He's going to have a lot to learn about the world and recognising maybe he shouldn't let everyone know what he knows, but whatever! He doesn't care or mind. Not now at least, and hopefully he keeps his mouth shut for things he's keeping underneath. Interests: Card games, role playing, solving mysteries/crime, analog horror, art, anime, shadow puppets, and more. Godtier: Maid of Void Strife: ropedartKind Art: 1. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ab6d65de5.png (gh0st-bat) 2. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/751b9e162dd9.png (gh0st-bat) 3. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b49fc6d5273.png (my art)
(yes you can join the scene... but dont take the attention away from me too much because that would be mean...)
｢*thinking* kyahh!! Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) she's do... tsundere! ( ͡⎚ ω ͡⎚) keke... megane will have to do hard work to break her outer shell!｣ ｢*out loud* (●´ω｀●) kekeke... your senpai is going to take goodu kea of kyu, neko-chan! (ノ´∀｀*) gyahh... your laifu may have been wuff... but megane will feed you lots of fatty tuna! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ *adjusts crooked bow and can't help nyoticing her oppai* (･ω･) what's dis? ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kea means care.]
｢(ah... (´ι _` ) megane thinks this roleplay would be better if pyrin-chan was a girl.)｣
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #HistorywithVilegirl, Did you know that "Yaoi" as we know it today originally started as a political commentary about Alternian censorship? Many, many, many sweeps ago, the first few BLs were created as commentary on the gender politics of trolls. Dramas more than what you think of in current day BL. This can be connected to current light and the terms "seme" and "uke", one man who was considered the dominant and most masculine of this pairing — the second man who was considered weak, soft and effeminate of the pairing. The terms themselves even mean "to attack" and "to bear", as it is expected for the uke to simply take what the seme offers. As is their role in the normative quadrant expected of us. Often by having the uke be a lower caste and the seme be higher caste, these same ideals are reinforced. These were critiques on the roles many castes and genders are forced into, especially jadebloods. Trolls on Alternia will like to tell you that there is no 'enforced' gender, and hatred / preference can be delegated to one offs. But this is highly untrue. There is a historic amount of evidence showing the discrimination of trolls for what they are, or want to be. Even highbloods suffer from this. Though the discrimination is more commonly prejudiced against lowbloods. Especially when it doesn't fit these 'roles' the Alternian Empire 'encourage' on the troll population. Specifically those who are women. You may still be inclined to believe the propaganda fed to you by the matriarchy if you want. But I want you to at least take away something from this. We are fitted into roles, and if you want to be yourself… be yourself. Don't be what they want you to be. Additionally, in current day Alternia, BL is still a forefront against censorship by the Empire. Most mangakas don't create by the standards set by the empire, as crude and lewd as it sounds — their position in the modern day markets inspire many to continue to create and be as they are. Especially in working around traditional "seme" and "uke" roles and allowing them to be subsersive to reader expecation and offer new perspectives. Most BL exists to go against the system and allows castes and different genders to express and explore something they would never otherwise get to. This is expression, art. To be vile, to be filthy — in a way means to be free. What and what you can't read, what and what you can't create. To be unburdened from those demands. BL in a way, is a major stand against the Empire. Even in something as simple as a story about moirails pailing. That itself goes against what and what isn't taboo in troll society. To be creative means to feel like you're fighting a losing battle. And unless you move past what they want from you, you won't ever get to be what you want to be. Take those who create, who write, who draw — no matter how crude or lewd it can be — as inspiration. If they can do it, you can too. And one day, maybe you'll inspire someone else the very same way. You may feel like a useless radical, inspiring other useless radicals — but they can't squash you all. No matter how hard they try. ( #nsfw due to the topics explored, ) https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlinexplai2n.png ]
｢(･｀ω´･ )megane saw ai-chan give all the quaddies to his postu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's... tsundere arc! (；・∀・) g-gyah. megane-san...n-never considered this!]
｢kekeke!! gorb-chan, choto kawaii ne! (* ´ ▽ ` *)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ahhh~ syo kyutieful!]
｢𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖐 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌... 𝖙𝖈𝖍... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓.｣ ｢*snaps out of it* k-kyah! Σ(￣ロ￣lll) n-nyo, pif-chan! y-you're unleashing megane's akuma! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) s-stop!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: akuma means megane's inner demon!]
D --> Udder milk does not taste quite as fresh D --> As the nectar one drinks straight from flesh- Custodial D --> Memories recount your whole-deal, dairy can constitute a whole-meal D --> Towels and lusal approval, %pert at glass shard removal D --> Aurthour- of muscled flank and twirled moustache D --> I grieve your loss since when you passed D --> I miss you #Memorial #StopButlercide #Positiveb100Inf100ences https://i.imgur.com/Om43Rgy.png
｢onegai! (*￣∇￣)ノ kyu will denote that east alternian megane has less chin scruffins than big megane! (。・ω・。) this is for one tanjun reason, kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: onegai means pwease! tanjun means simple! (*´∀`) fun facto! east alternian boyus have a harder time growing chin and face swuffins than the western gaijin boy. (*´ー｀*) syo... if megane-san was east alternian, his necky furs would be sparse! (｀･∀･´) megane is paying attention to the little details. (^ω^) yaey!]
｢(ФωФ) megane-san is bulb-level with exactly what he needs to see... kekekeke~｣
｢this is what megane-san would look like as a real east alternian! (´_ゝ`) gyuhhh... megane-san's yumeself is syo much more sugoi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yumeself means dreamself! (*￣∇￣*) megane's dreamselfie is an east alternian shinobi! (*´∇｀)ﾉ of course, megane-san is already halfway there by being a sacred shinobi... (;￣ー￣) b-but right nyow he's only spiritually east alternian. (´ι _` )]
>> cur1ડ up ¡n Your 1ap 1¡ke a barkbeaડt or 1¡ke a meowbeaડt your ca11 ¡ gueડડ 1o1
Making biscuits oon yoour feed like a purrbeast
(„• ֊ •„) It's really interesting how this website is different to Grumblr, which is what I use most other than here! ♫ („• ֊ •„) For instance, on Grumblr, the content you see is entirely up to you and your interests! ♫ („• ֊ •„) Whereas on here ♫ (￢ ￢) The default experience is me being continually exposed to the dumbest trolls known to the Empire and forced to see their barkbeastshit opinions. (๑ > ᴗ < ๑) But Chittr isn't all bad!! All my friends live here!!! ♫
Doo yoou think we sleep in the slime cuz it reminds us oof being in an egg
(=^ω^=) < MOMGOMG! IN A SUPURRISING TWIST OF THE CRINKLE TUBE, IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR OVIPAWISITION OVERLORDS OVER ON CREAMWIDTH AND LJ HAVE MANY DIFFURENT STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO PENNING #GRAVIDFIC!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^._.^) < DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF THEM OUTRIGHT REFURSE TO FILL PURROMPTS FOR #MEWTUALEGGING??? ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I DIDN'T!!!!!!
My beastsoona yeah
｢kekeke~ megane-san drew himself in an outfit he had in a yume! (・∀・) kyaahhh!! (*≧з≦) he feels so sugoi...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yume means dream! (*ﾟー^) megane-san went to sleepies in his cupe next to ai-chan's plapdoll... and saw himself like this! (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ such a hentai outfit, gaahhh... he hopes nyobody will think he's a pervert (ФωФ) keh... at least he feels sugoi! ヘ(^_^) sugoi means kyool.]
｢always hating megane-san's chitts...（ꐦ𝅒_𝅒) nyever subscribing to ai-chan.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: she is megane-san's ultimate mate she is megane-san's girlfriend please subscribe to ai-chan so corpo-chan gives her more toggles! (*´∀｀)ﾉ]
｢*yaaawwwnnnn* ohayo, minasan! (*´∀｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gud evening! (*^ー^)ノ]
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｢megane-san sozo surus every boy as a kyutiegirl (ノ´ー)ノ and then the world is moar kawaii! (＾∀＾)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sozo suru means imagines! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ megane-san's imagination is choto biggu, syooo he's really good at making his harem! (●´∀｀●)∩ yosh!]
@catastrophicGalaxy you....are.....a TERRIBLE....flower roleplayer...there...I have said it...!!! (> . < ❀) You do not....understand...the pollinating process...!!! (> . < ❀) And....also....ehm....deducts....5 Philox points..from your....philox point total....(> O < ❀) #nsfw
can'T help but notice you might be missing someone #me
Did you know...that when you mow....a lawn....the smell...that emits...afterwards...is the equivalent...to the grass...screaming in...pain...(u . u ❀)
THEYRE CALLING UZ CHITTR'Z BEZT WHOLEZOMEBAIT HETZLOP 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥
biggest switch up of the sweep. man.
｢futatsu no kodou to akai tsumi! (*^￢^*) aaahh~ so sugoi! (*￣∇￣)ノ da perfect mix of elegance and drama! (*＾▽＾*) makes megane-san excited for rainbowdrinker kissies!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: futatsu no kodou to akai tsumi means "two pusherbeats and a red sin" (*/∀＼*) then opening for vampire knight!]
You are exempt then, thank you for your comment though!
salsa verde chicken yeah thats right be jealous
I d⚣n't need s⚣me⚣ne t⚣ be gay with ME I need ⚣ther pe⚣ple t⚣ be gay with each ⚣ther s⚣ I can watch and eat my snacks :(
There's n⚣t en⚣ugh ya⚣i ⚣n the dash... :(
｢megane-san's horn is tinguring... aahh~ ( ´∀｀) waifuification is incumming! (*つ´･∀･)つ under megane-san's kyutification, in perfect uninyan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uninyan! like union! (*っ･з･)ﾉ kekeke~]
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Pallas's cat (Øtøcøløbus manul) [https://upløad.wikimedia.ørg/wikipedia/cømmøns/thumb/d/d6/Manøel.jpg/250px-Manøel.jpg]˚.⭒
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ A nerd www.ithout the gross s.exe drive is like an angel www.ithout it's www..ings
｢trollku when ai-chan comes to fight!! ((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ponchuponchu ((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ponchuponchu｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: punchpunch. poww!!! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ ai-chan solos!]
｢kisskiss(*^3(*^o^*)〃*schwing!*≡(´∀｀*)ε｀ )kisskissu｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san kissing kyu all over.]
｢aahhh~ ahhh~~ ina-chan! ( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!♡ ( ˶˘ ³˘(ˊᗜˋ*)!♡ megane can't stop!｣
｢gyekekeke~ (｀∀´)｣
｢gyyaahhhh!!!~~ (*＞∇＜)ﾉ inanna-chan, ohayooo~~!☆ヽ(=ﾟωﾟ)人(ﾟωﾟ=)ﾉ ahh~ megane-san loves to miru anata in his commentos! (*＾3＾)/～☆ kyutiekissu hoshidesuka?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gud morning, kyutiegirl! (´ 3｀) miru means see! anata is the east alternian word for "opposite person", or YOU. (o´・∀・)o kekeke~ special question is ONLY for ina-chan and ai-chan. NYO ONE ELSE!!! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)]
｢kirainahito: *attempting to intimidate megane-san* me: *stays completely calm and smirks*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito means enemies megane-san will cut down.φ(-｀Д´-*)]
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lots of people going to sleep now! i hope that you all sleep well hehe i think im going to stay up for a little while longer but maybe rest will occur soon enough
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｢nani!?!?! why does everyone think my ai-chan plapdoll is so kowai. 。・゜゜(ノД`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: plapdoll means besto beddyby friendo! (*ゝω･*) kowai means... ack! scary! (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ]
｢kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ーﾟ)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) wanwan-channnn~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: wanwan is what a wanwanbeast does. (*＾▽＾*)]
｢and all the waifus knyahw megane-san is pretty kūru de loko for a seibu no otoko. (∩´∀｀)∩｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kūru de loko means kyool and loko! (*´ﾉ∀`*) seibu no otoko means (；・∀・) hhyaagghh... aahh... w...western guy. (´_ゝ`)]
｢aahhh~ megane-san understands now! (@￣□￣@;)！！ kekeke... jane-chan wears red pantsu... (ФωФ) aahh~ the mark of a refined roba... aka pantsu represents maturity, confidence! usoo!! sugoi ne! Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) byuttt... (ФωФ) aka pantsu nyalso represents jõnetsu, -en, enerugī, seitekiitsudatsu- kyyyaaahhhahaha!!! (*/∀＼*) eeee, eeeeee, megane can't stop blushing!!! sniff bump bleed!!! sniff bump bleeed!!! MY PUSHER IS GOING DOKI DOKI!!!!! AAH~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: aaahh!!! aaahhh~~~~ aahh... hhaahh~~ aah~... (；｀∀´) gyyuhh, that was... intense! roba means mature lady! sugoi ne means... kyaha! so epicku! aka means red, bright RED! so red, megane-san only saw that when he described all of jane-san's attributes! gomen! he cannot even repeat dem! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ soo... so sugoi... moar posts, yama-san!]
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, ERIDAN, ERIDAN AMPORA, IMPLIED CNC, CUCKING, NTR) 』 FEFERI X ERIDAN // VRISKA X ERIDAN // FRONDFICTION // ABYSSAL SEA ABOLETH FEFERI X ERIDDAN // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING // SOLLUX X ERIDAN // KARKAT X ERIDAN // KANAYA X ERIDAN // GAMZEE X ERIDAN // TEREZI X ERIDAN // EQUIUS X ERIDAN // ROSE X ERIDAN // MINDFLAYER VRISKA X ERIDAN // BEHOLDER SOLLUX X ERIDAN // DRAGONBORN KANAYA X ERIDAN // LICH TAVROS X ERIDAN // SUCCUBUS TEREZI X ERIDAN // IMPLIED AUTHOR X READER // IMPLIED DUBIOUSLY CONSENSUAL POLYMORPH // GYGAAX X EVERYONE ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ @caligulasAquarium ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Slipped my mind I don't have yer swattpad!!! Crossposted 'ere!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < These are really mix 'n match since I'm a HUGE advocate for polyquandary. Woah, nehllie...this one's gonna get me in trouble f'sure...!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Roll fer initiative on this Shipping Juggridnaut, 'cause I've seen 'em all 'n I've been 'em all. Ewe want the full monster manual of Eridan pairings? I'll give ye the compendium, every single CR-rated romantic encounter from the Abyssal Cullder Depths t' the Nine Hells themselves, from Alternia proper, t'the colonies of imagined nations: ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 <> Feferi x Eridan : the moirail 'n the flushed, a sea witch 'n her royal pain, CR 3 but she hits like a CR 20 when she's mad. I ship these baAAaaAAAaaddies pale, black, and red!!!! Don't think they're up'n too functional in an auspice though...I just love the idea 'o Eridan Ampora getting 'is fins licked 'n things stuck inside 'em from the many many many gadgets, gizmos, whosits, whatsits, and thingamabobs, her dinglehoppers and snarfblatts...UP HIS BUTT!!!!! ACROSS HIS NOOK!!!! I MEAN REALLY GET UP IN THERE GIllllllLLLL!!!!! WORK THAT THANG!!!! MAKE HIM WALK LIKE HE'S BEEN A MERMAID ALL HIS SEA-FORSAKEN LIFE AND ONLY JUST SET FOOT ON LANDWELLER DRY ALTERNIAN SOIL F'THE FIRST TIME!!! FUCK!!! HIM!!!! UP!!!! FUCK!!!! HIM!!!! UP!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 o8< Vriska x Eridan: two schemers rollin' deception checks against each other 'til somebody fails a wisdom save 'n ends up in a blackrom grapple. All quads. No notes. Anything goes. No holds baaAaaaaAAaared. And I mean it. I kind of wanna see some serious sweaty pits 'n underarms type action. D'ya think there's enough left over of Vriska Serket's underarm t'still sweat on the mechanical side? That would be GREAT to know. I'd fuckin' love that spoonfed t'me right now like here comes the blastoff pike!!! I think the two 'o 'em should get back t'plottin' t'end the world...sooooo many of my rarepairs would FLOURISH in a sex starved gimpsuit post apocolypse palewhore rewardin' afterlife with everyone kinda sorta forced t'lock hands 'n lips with equal measure just t'get by!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3< <3< Abyssal Sea Aboleth Feferi x Eridan: now we're talkin'! Tentacles 'n mind control, CR 10, ensnarement effects, she makes ye her thrall 'n ye thank her fer the privilege! ONLY toxic, no comfort, no aftercare unless Eridan can prove 'mself. I love tentacles. Motherfuck. If I could have wormy weavy tendrils, I would never feel baaAaaAAaaAAAaad 'bout my gender again. It's times like these where, for no gosh darn reason, I feel compelled t'remind the general Chittr public that the hectocotylus, a teensie lil specialized tendril tentacle, is responsible fer transferring sperm packets called "spermatophores" int'the mantle cavity. By attempt' that sweet siren song annunciatin' conjugal union with any betentacled creature (which again, wish that was me!!!!), ewe are essentially playing suction cup roulette. WHICH MEANS. ERIDAN MPREG REAL????? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 o8< Sollux x Eridan: the psionic warlock with them laser eyes, dual-beam eldritch blast, CR 5, psychic damage on failed INT saves. This should be slow burn or else I ain't wanna write it none!!! ALL QUADS!!!!! But mostly blackrom. I WANNA HAVE MORE EYES ON THIS DAGGUM SHIP!!!! I WOULD PORTRAY A BEHOLDER JUS T'GET IT OFF TH'GROUND...!!!!1 Ugrgm. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Blacked out fer a sec there...picturin'...b.b..b.b.b.Beholder Sollux x Eridan. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <3 <3 Karkat x Eridan: two barbarians with anger issues sharin' a rage meter, CR 4 each but combined they hit like a tarrasque. Pale. But I could see some ebbin' hints of a more flushed persuasion if ya talk about yer problems??? But I mostly think ya have a lot more in common than ya might think...KARKAT!!!! I AM BEAMIN' THIS MESSAGE T'YER MIND. AND ERIDAN. TO YOUR GANDERBULBS. RUB 'EM OUT. THIS IS REAL. THE TWO 'O YOUSE. COULD WATCH. FILM. ABSOLUTE KINO T'GETHER. AND RECITE. YER FAVORITE LINES. SEE IF IT SPARKS ANYTHIN'. EH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Kanaya x Eridan: the vampire cleric 'n the wizard, she drains yer blood 'n yer spell slots, CR 6, regeneration, bites durin' short rests. An speakin 'o bitin...this probably bites t'hear...BUT I ONLY SHIP THIS AS A SATURATIONSHIP?!?! I don't want y'all gettin' too handsy!!!! She sucks yer blood...ONLY!!!!!! And ya THANK HER NICE 'n NEAT 'n TIDY!!!!!! No further notes. I just think ya bein' a Mad Maaahx fury road style blood bag is hilarious...'n makes fer good gusto!!! GOOD STAKES!!!! BLOOD STEAKS EVEN!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Gamzee x Eridan: the bard/barbarian, bardbarian, multiclass, CR 7, lullaby 'n slaughter, he casts calm emotions then crits yer heart with a club. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. PALE PALE PALE PALE PALE!!! Gmgmgmhmrmhrmmhrmhmrgmgmfmfmfmdmfdmfdmdfmmggdmhmgdfgmhgmhmfghmfgmhmfgmhfghmy...please. Give th'clown a shot. Clown around. See if ya. SEe.s..s.s.s.See if that's just...a.a.d.d.d.d.a.da.da.r..d..d.ak.d.a.a.c.a..rnivkakka.l....in ye.r.r..dpants.s...or iff..g,,,,ffdgifya,a,,a,,wanan,,a,,a,,,vaccilalt,,e,te,,,d,,,,,,black hehe! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3 <> o8< Equius x Eridan: the fighter with the broken STR score 'n the wizard with the broken everything else, includin' pelvis 'n spine soon enough, CR 8 combined, grapple checks with advantage. I want a clean redrom or paleship, no DIRTY UNDERHANDED BLACKROMANCING ON THE SIDELINES! This stays IN THE FRIGGIN' RING, OR I'M RINGIN' YOU TWO OUT, YA HEAR?!?!? Mfm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The. ( Ꮚ🌀ꈊ🌀Ꮚ) < P...particular. Fragrance. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Terezi x Eridan: the blind seer 'n the seadweller, she smells yer lies 'n licks yer shame, but not yer shameglobes, CR 5, blindsight out t' 60 feet in the bedroom. I actually want her t'leave you 'n ntr ya with everyone ya actually want, 'cuz toxic pairings 'n dynamics 'r spicy and underserviced as hell, 'n also, it'd be really funny if yer big fancy schmancy throne was styled into a cuck chair! But only fer this pairing! Baited out pale, but actually just very sadistic! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGguuuuiltY! I'm still feelin' woozy from...Eridequius talk...but this I'd LOVE T'SEE!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> -- -- Rose x Eridan: two warlocks pact-bound t' darkness, both went grimdark, CR 12, eldritch blast tag-team, she reads yer future while ye cast Eldritch Spear. Even if it never lands. Pale romance. I just like t'see cross species!!!! I'm sorry!!!! Sorry? Not sorry. I hope th'two of you trade silly magical cards 'n really hit it off as pals!!! Friends. Pales. Heh. Hehehehehehehhe. What if there's more there? She strokes yer robe 'n wizard cap and fines...oh. Yer WAND is broken! Guess she's makin' the magic fly t'night...by kickin ya in the shorts 'n tellin' ya t'fetch the remote s'the two of you can watch Where What We Do in the Shadows 2019 ‧ Fantasy ‧ 6 seasons. That's not an innuendo by the by. I think ya havin' hanky panky with 'er would be ffffffffffffuckin' repulsive. But pale cuddles? Watchmates? Hyperbeams? Ya totally! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Rapid fire monster round!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3 <3< <3 <3< Mindflayer Vriska x Eridan: tentacles 'n manipulation, CR 7, extract brain 'n replace it with devotion. Black or red. Beholder Sollux x Eridan: eleven eye rays of affection, CR 13, antimagic cone when ye try t' cast "escape." Black. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Dragonborn Kanaya x Eridan: scales 'n fangs, CR 8, breath weapon of cold 'cause she's chill 'n deadly. Null. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3 <3< Lich Tavros x Eridan: undead sea monarch, CR 15, phylactery bound t' yer heart, ye can't kill this romance. Black. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Succubus Terezi x Eridan: charm person at will, CR 6, psychic damage on kisses. Too bad she's got none for you! Null. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < <> <3< <3 o8< So yeah, Eridan, I seen the whole bestiary. Ye want a dragonoid what turns inta a rusty vixen? That's just Polymorph at 4th level, concentration up t' an hour, 'n I got the spell slots t' keep it goin' all night. I can be any of 'em. All of 'em. At once. Multiclass monstrosity with a legendary resistance t' commitment issues. Still got that wand? Just point t' which stat block ye want me t' inhabit 'n roll fer seduction. Natural 20, darlin'. Always. Don't test me. Hyuck. Hehehe. 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JAKE ENGLISH IS A FRAUD, A CUCKOLD, AND THE LAMEST BETA MALE IN EXISTENCE. THERE IS A REASON HE IS THE ALPHA MALES UKE.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One may have eaten an enchanted candy. Or may not have. Who knows. Muehehe. Ʒ
Baby, either chuck it or use it. Don't make it our problem.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi can roll too! gulike an alligator roll only... SEAL... guseal roll... OUT!! https://media.tenor.com/9KvfABMe-V8AAAAM/seal-roll.gif
｢nyah ha ha!! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) another waifu has hit da nyahwer! @resplendentCandour , ozatap-chan was choto muzukashī to kawaiify, because she's so... kyahkyah~ tsundere!! with choto kuudere tendencies, megane-san thinks. ( →_→) hyummm... megane-san usually doesn't bother with an ojisan like dis, butttt (。・ω・。) megane-san CAN learn to suki a jukujo of her biggu age. (*￣∇￣)ノ kakaka!! enjoy, fellow otaku!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto muzukashi means syo difficult (/ー￣;) megane-san really had to thinkku on this one. a tsundere is character archetype defined by a hot-and-cold personality. ＼(^_^)／ dey start out being cold, aloof, or openly hostile to mask their vulnerability, but slowly open up to their senpai! a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who is also cold (ToT) and mean (ToT) but has a pusher of GOLDU!! ( ´⊇｀) ojisan means old troll of big boy age. (*｀ｴ´) ew! (・ε・｀ ) jukujo means.... (ФωФ) ripened woman~~ ahhh~ syo much potential! megane-san CAN suki her, which means wuv! (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
｢gyaahhh~ how can mintyl-chan ( @assistMint ) hate animazing artsu when she looks so kyutieful as an authentic east alternian girl? (/ー￣;) nyehh... megane-san will keep turning his kirainahito and fwiends into kyutiegirls. ヘ(^_^) uniunikirikyutiefycation beamu!!! /\ ᘏ ᘏ ꒰ᴗ͈ ｡ᴗ͈꒱ / っ. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: animazing is the ancient east alternian art of being anime and amazing! ＼(^_^)／ syooo another name for sugoi! kirainahito means haterz, like the evil villains who attack and hurt megane-san's delicate feels. (´_ゝ`)]
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｢aaahh~~ ahh~ (^q^) megane-san can't stop kunekunekune on his nureta gēmāchea!! (*´▽｀*) kekeke~~ ever since @digitalDaruma reweased her cigaretto idol-chan puffupuffu kyutiekyute asumaru, megane-san can't stop listening!! (*･∀･) hai hai onegai! listen to ai-chan! ＼(^_^)／ aahhhnn~~ megane-san wishes he was the cigaretto.(ToT)｣ https://soundcloud.com/digitaldaruma/kawaii-troll-girl-smokes-with [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kunekunekunekune means wiggulzzz (*^￢^*) all over megane's nureta gēmāchea- kingly otaku throne! asumaru means ASMR! onegai- please- listen! ai-chan is genuinely good!]
｢gomen, ichi momento. (;＿q) megane-san is watching ai-chan work.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ichi means one. megane-san can't stop licking his screen.]
｢kyaahhh!!! josei, josei! (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)ﾞ plenty of megane-san to go around!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: josei means ladies.]
｢*g-gyahh!! a kyutie kyunai-wielding girl! megane-san is no baka hentai, and does NYAHT look down with his smoldering gachō no kyūkon...*｣ ｢"tch... who could hurt such a kawaii girl..."｣ ｢*megane-san holds rourou-chan close to his chest, which is dansei-tekina and chotto kin'nikushitsu*｣ ｢"gyah... so lucky that megane-san found you... (´ε｀*)... for revenge on your haterz...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: really liking this so far!! gyahaha, sairou-chan might not be a very kawaii girl, but she's a good writer! (*´ω｀) gachō no kyūkon means "gandering bulbs", like boku's eyes. dansei-tekina means masculine chest, which is chotto kin'nikushitsu- very muscular.]
｢OPEN RP~☆｣ ｢no kamimodding -_-｣ ｢advanced literacy only｣ ｢*megane-sensei is a top class ninja. he wanders through the street and approaches you and you are also a cute girl*｣ ｢"n-nani!?! gyah- a kyutiegirl... where's her senpai! s-something must be wrong! (|| ゜Д゜)"｣ ｢*megane-san thinks this, before he extends a hand out to you*｣ ｢"heh... come hive with me... (*´ω｀) megane-san will keep you safe from attackers..."｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kamimodding means NO GODMODDING... megane-san is a top ninja from the ninja academy, so it is out of character for him to get hurt. (｀Д´)ﾉ play fair! arigato! arigato means thank you.]
~Uwa... A sugO~i desu ninja... arigatO~... *RO~urO~u-chan is a big breasted kyutieful girl in an adult sized seifuku except it's ~One size tO~O small and her ~Oppai l~O~Ok in danger ~Of b~Ouncing ~Out unu* y~Ou are... gO~ing tO~ keep R~Our~Ou-chan safe and secure against y~Our manly b~Os~Om..? *she l~O~Oks up with big sparkly kawaii eyes at her saviO~r*~
｢megane-san will send you a spritz of his boymuskins! :3｣
｢east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (ﾟ〇ﾟ) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□｀ﾉ)ﾉ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ ＼(^_^)／ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]
>> Gooddd duડk, Ch¡ttr. ¡ hope everyone ¡ડ we11!
◌ I am not a fan either considering it just asked if I am his alpha. ⧂
◌ Whatever this is, take it off my post. ⧂
ᐖ YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU ᐛ
ᐖ I GUNNA KILL U FR FR ᐛ
ᐖ EGIᐖET I. HGATE ᐖAT THING. SO MUᑈHES. ᐛ
ᐖ I NEEᐖ ᐖEM TO ᐖIEᐖ ᐛ
>> ¡.. prom¡ડe ¡ won't do that...
@twinArmaggetfucked Your turn. I hope you enjoy. And good luck with your self destructive 200 follower goal. (( #rosessketchbook ))
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꒦꒷ you ungrateful SOLID FOOD CHUD waffle hive is THE PERFECT DATE SPOT YOU FUMBLED THAT
꒦꒷ AH!!!!! A HANDSOME CELEBRITY! BACK OFF HIVECRASHER!
꒦꒷ MY HANDSOME FACE! its too handsome for the internet HANDSOME MEN ARE jealous of me BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE ME!!! THEYRE JEALOUS I HAVE THE SLIME AND THEY DON'T!!!!
꒦꒷ what if... the sea tides TAKE IT AWAY! next time you see it is gonna be WOOLSLOP
꒦꒷ SLOP alphas implies the existence of SLOP betas WHERE MY SLOP BETAS AT!!
꒦꒷ SLOP BETA BROTHER! ILL NEVER FORGET THE SACRIFICES YOU MADE FOR THE PACK
=SASUKE.......................................................................................................................=
Humans are very amusing a8out their shipping semantics 8ecause many of them confuse surface aesthetics with interpersonal reality. Jake English possesses the demeanor of someone who 8elieves he should 8e dominant. Adventurous. Dashing. Masculine in an almost theatrical sense. The sort of man who imagines himself sweeping others into his arms atop a moving train. Dirk Strider, meanwhile, possesses the infinitely more dangerous trait of actual psychological control. This creates a fascinating discrepancy in which Jake may occasionally occupy the physical role while Dirk continues to dominate the emotional, conversational, logistical, and narrative flow of the relationship entirely. In other words: #JakeDirk is often still #DirkJake.
AS...The Freaky Gooner...*puts on thinking glasses that have no lenses because i don't need glasses* dirk strider and jake english on top of each other would at first be a struggle, but based on the little bit of psychoanalysis i've conducted in my free time on his entire internet presence, dirk strider is secretly one who likes to be lead rather than lead, especially for his yaoi princess...and jake english? a showboating pretty princess with a long career of shaking ass and showing off his sweaty muscles (nose bleed!!!!) and beating people up in a pumpkin patch greased up and oily and hhhrrrgggg needless to say...dirk strider may want you to think he's the top because he wants to be a stoic gay yaoi warrior...but secretly? in the pumpkin patch, when no one's around and the only person left to impress is jake english? heh... dirk strider is a bottom. and he is a beautiful warrior all the same. if he wanted me hateways we would be frontwards sideways backwards on the bed on the floor on the kitchen counter on the desk on the couch in the tub in the yard in the street in the club #nsfw #dirkcallme #yourkohaiiswaiting #jakeenglishtopstho
i'm 4'9...𝓔𝓱𝓮... #nsfw
ʚ girlfriends are IMP⟡RTANT, ESSENTIAL s⟡me (me) w⟡uld say!!! i aint asking f⟡r anything btw i have a beautiful and INSANELY CUTEEEE m⟡irail. this is justtttt advice fr⟡m urs truly!~ GET A GF!!! (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ ɞ
Poor smurfette mustve had herself a constant conniption with her surplus of suitors! Lusted after from every dang corner of the village. With the exception of vanity smurf i reckon. I think hes probably batting for the same team and if he isnt then this fella is way too full up (of himself) to bother chasing her perky tail. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e45d46449ef.webp
｢kyuuuh~~☆☆ ＼(^_^)／ megane-san felt syo happī seeing @digitalDaruma reach 1,000 kult, boku had to kaku her!! (^。^) ai-chan is so kyutieful!! follow ai-chan, play with ai-chan, nuzzle ai-chan! #AIBOUOhibition｣ ｢ORIGINAL ART DO NOT REPOST(｡-｀へ´-｡) [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: happī means happy! (*´∇｀)ﾉ like megane-san when he sees dtuber-chan bounce!! kaku means draw! (^-^)] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e04e69c6e7a7.png