♣ mediated by @bubbleBlower
it's like watching a train wreck. or, rather, a recording of a train wreck. a wreck of which i've only ever seen the aftermath. in a sense, yoU coUld argUe my brother, too, was a victim of lord english. denied the choice to do anything with his life bUt become him. caUght in the whirlpool of entropy, a single path which can have no other oUtcome bUt the conditions which birthed it. i doUbt he woUld have chosen to be a "good person," withoUt the lord's inflUence. bUt perhaps he coUld have *been* a person.
OFTEN HAVE I BEEN ACCUSED. OF LUSUSLESS BEHAVIOR. THIS IS TRUE. I WAS HATCHED TOO LATE. TO REAP THE BENEFITS. OF BEING REARED BY AN UNSPEAKING WHITE MONSTER. BUT GETTING PARENTED. IS FOR CODDLED WIGGLERS. AND THE IGNORANT. AND UNEDUCATED. I WAS HIVESCHOOLED. ON ALL SUBJECTS. INSTANTLY. BY THE UNIVERSE'S FOREMOST ACADEMIC. AND IT WOULD BE DELUSIONAL TO PRETEND. THERE WERE NOT SOME GOOD PULLS. IN THAT FROTHING CROCK OF DAYMARE FUEL. SUCH AS GODZILLA (1954). OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP HAS EVOLVED. FROM TEACHER/STUDENT. TO EXECUTIVE/MAID. DOCTOR/PATIENT. AND EVEN HANDLER/WEAPON. BUT SINCE THERE ARE NO DAYS FOR THAT. HAPPY LUSUS DAY. TO THE ONE RESPONSIBLE. FOR ALL MY LUSUS ISSUES. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
I will decline to explain any tight specifics but know these are the current criteria of my rankings. Doc Scratch’s Perfectly Objective Tier Criteria The rankings were determined according to a number of factors, most of which are not visible from your current position in the narrative. Considerations included, but were not limited to: The user’s apparent willingness to be observed. The ratio of theatrical intent to clerical usefulness. Whether its capitalization behaved itself when left unattended. The degree to which the handle seemed to already know where it belonged. Probable survivability in a room with expensive furniture. The extent to which the name suggested either destiny, inconvenience, or a very brief administrative error. Whether I found it amusing at the precise moment I looked at it. The presence of certain recurring shapes, sounds, implications, omens, habits, mistakes, and other such measurable phenomena. How confidently the user could be placed without further thought. Any resemblance to prior handles, future handles, alternate handles, or handles that only exist in doomed branches of the account list. The final placements should not be mistaken for a moral judgment, a popularity contest, or a statement of objective worth. They are merely correct.
:33< ive b33n to the furont page of furryland enough to know thats nyat true
:33< yeah... yeah
even my bravery has limits.
I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE THIS POST MUCH BUT I'M THE BAT.
yu won’t steal my special recipes from me that easily.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
Indeed, I haven't actually had that particular experience. My condolences about your alternate selves.
Are you all normal yet.
I am sorry for your lose Casey felt
Guys We Are Here Gathered To Remember Our Loved/hated Spades Slick. #funeral @courtyarddroll @draconiandignitary @hegemonicbrute @bubbleblower @itchy @misterseven @mrbenedict
Some career updates. That's all.
꥟h, i already have my eyes ꥟n ꥟ne. he's n꥟t all that "jacked," i fear. but t꥟ answer y꥟ur questi꥟n n꥟ i didn't.
I literally warned you about this.
dinner with droog. he keeps ignoring my calls.
i'm starting to think people are taking my cash just to spite me. i'm down another ten.
yOu cAn sAy iT AgAiN, gOoD SiStEr. HoNk!!!!