@capriciousWardog — #nsfw
rEsPeCt a lIkE ArMpIt fUcKeR MoRe n a tOe fUcKeR. i lIkE GeT ThE PiT LiCkIn bUt sOmEtHiNg fUcKiNg iNsIdIoUs bOuT A ToE SuCkEr
sAiD I WoUlD FuCkIn #HoRnYpOsT BuT A MoThErFuCkEr's gEnTaNkS EmPtY. gOt aLl tHaT ShIt oUt lAsT NiGhT
sHoUlD A MoThErFuCkEr sTaRt sLaNgIn bUlGe? DoN'T WaNnA PlAy iNtO ThE StErEoTyPe aNd fOlKs dOn't gEt lIkE WhAt a fUcKiNg sErViCe tOp iS.
aLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaNnA Do iS WaTcH TrAsH Tv aNd gIvE HeAd. ThAt sHoUlDn't lIkE Be sO HaRd
kNoW FoR LiKe a fAcT If i pReFeRrEd uSiNg mY MeAtY ThAnG My pUlL GaMe wOuLd bE EvEn mOrE WiCkEd.
kInDa iN ThE MoOd tO ChOkE SoMeOnE On mY GrApE GuRt
lIkE LaTe aS FuCk bUt eNjOy mY ThAnG.
@CaLiGuLaAsCeNdIt iTe mAn mAdE My oWn cHiT To fLiRt wItH YoU (o: nOw aBoUt tHeSe hUgE OiLy hOnKeRs yOu'd wAnT Me tO FuCkInG MaNiFeSt oR WhAtEvEr. YoU WiLlInG To tEsT ThAt tHeOrY?
i wAnNa gEt pUt iN A FuCkInG SaW TrAp. A MoThErFuCkEr wOuLd eNjOy tHaT Fr fR. (O:
yA'Ll tHiNk tHaT FeTiShEs aRe iN ThE SlUrRy ... cAuSe lIkE ... AlL Of tHeM CaN'T FuCkInG Be lIkE ThAt yA KnOw?
mOtHeRfUcKeRs nEvEr mEnTiOn tHe tImE StOp wHeN TaLkInG BoUt dAvE SeX. sEcOnDs fEeLiNg lIkE HoUrS Or wEeKs. MiLkEd dRy, PaN FrIeD To hElL AnD BaCk. YeAh, ClOnEs aRe nIcE BuT NoT KnOwInG WhIcH WaY Is fUcKiNg uP In a bLiNk. ShIt tHe pLeAsUrE CaScAdE WhEn tHaT TeMpOrAl sWiTcH GeTs fLiPpEd bAcK On wIlL FuCk tHe wEaK Of sOuL AnD BoDy uP. y'aLl dOn't eDgE EnOuGh.
nEeD SoMeThInG To sMoKe oN AnD SoMeOnE To pOkE On.
tReE BaCkShOtS , ExAcTlY ThE ChIt i wAnTeD To rEaD FiRsT. aNd hE ReAlLy dIdN'T ShOvE ThAt pInEcOnE Up hIs aSs, KiNdA DiSaPpOiNtEd. )o:
i sEe wHy hE ScArEd oF My nOoK, tHaT ShIt wOuLd kIlL HiM.
nOt eXaCtLy aLl tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN HoLe pRoMiSeD BuT A LiL MyStErY Is gOoD
jUs rEaD A ErIdAn cHiT AnD I ReMeMbEr wHy i wAs fUcKiNg hArAsSiNg tHaT MoThErFuCkIn fInCeL. i wAnT HiM So bAd sTiLl. #NsFw
jUsT ReMeMbErEd tHe tImE *tHaT* mOtHeRfUcKiN CrOnUs cAlLeD Me a sEx pEsT. i jUsT ClOsEd fUcKiN ChItTeR. mEsSiAhS FoRbId a sExUaL HaRaSsEr lIkE GeTs hArAsSeD SeXuAlLy. (o: #NsFw
rEaLlY FeEl lIkE MaCkInG On a dAvE, tOnGuE DoWn hIs tHrOaT TiCkLiNg hIs bElLy tYpE ShIt. #NsFw #YeArNiNg
wHy aRe bOtH Of tHeSe gOt dAmN AmPoRa's oN My bUlGe. A MoThErFuCkEr jUsT TrYiNg tO ChIlL Fr. #YoUbOhTsUcK #nSfW
aMpOrA'S CaLlInG Me a mOtHeRfUcKiN SlUt, LiKe yEa bUt yOu cAn't cAlL Me uGlY (o: #NsFw #SlUtShAmInG
tHiNkIn bOuT PoStInG HoLe, NoT SuRe wHaT ThE HoLe pOsTiNg hOuRs aRe )O: #nSfW
sUcK ThEiR BuLgE MiLk tHeM tHeIr bUlGe bElOnGs tO FuCkInG YoU NoW SiT On tHeIr fAcE fUcKiNg kIlL ThEm #NsFw Ya'lL MoThErFuCkAs wOuLd nOt sUrViVe tEn mInUtEs wItH Me
.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW
yA'Ll rEaLlY DoN'T EvEn uNdErStAnD ThE LiKe aPpEaL Of dOm/sUb pLaY. iT'S ToTaLlY AbOuT ThE ReLeAsE Of cOnTrOl. TrUsTiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR To tAkE CaRe oF YoU. wHo's tHe mOsT CoNtRoLlInG SpAzZpAn iN ThIs bItCh? DiRk. MoThErFuCkIn'. sTrIdEr. JaKe gOt tHaT LiKe nUrTuRiNg tHiNg aBoUt hIm mAn. To lIkE Be tRuStEd wItH ToTaL SuBmIsSiOn aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg dEvOtIoN, nOt eVeRyOnE CaN HaNdLe tHaT ShIt. nOt eVeN GeTtInG InTo tHe lIkE DoMiNaTe bOtToM AnD OnE ThAt's lArGeR. bEiNg fUcKiNg cAnNiBaLiZeD AnD YeR SeNsEs oVeRwHeLmEd. BeInG CoNsUmEd bY SoMeOnE ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiN' aDoReS YoU. yOu bEiNg tHe oNlY MoThErFuCkIn' T...Read more
hOrNy pOsT LiKe cAnCeLeD jUsT FoUnD OuT ThE HuMaN'S SlUrRy sAcK Is oN ThE OuTsIdE EwHhHh, BrOtHeR EwWwWh WhAt's tHaT BrOtHeR?? #NsFw
#NsFw #SmAsHoRpAsS aIn't rEaLlY LoOkInG BuT It's fUn tO ThInK AbOuT dAvE: sMaSh. I KnOw wE CoUlD GeT MoThErFuCkInG FrEaKy wItH It fLuShEd oR PiTcH. hUrT Me mAn i cAn tAkE It. jAdE: sMaSh i fUcK WiTh yOuR EnErGiEs. RoSe: SmAsH BuT AlSo lIkE rEsPeCtFuLlY PaSs dOn't nEeD To gIvE KaNaYa lIkE MoRe rEaSoNs, Ya dIg? jOhN: sMaSh. I LiKe yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR YoU GeT It dOnE BuT DoN'T TaKe lIfE ToO SeRiOuSlY EiThEr. dIrK: sMaSh yOu'rE HoT ObViOuSlY BuT YoU GoT SoMe cRaZy bAgGaGe bRo )O: JaNe: Eh pAsS, i kNoW YoU GeT Up tO ThAt wIcKeD EvIl sHiT In oThEr tImElInEs. JaKe: CuTe bUt yOu kInDa sUcK BiG TiMe tO...Read more