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the fruit wwizard says: finagly somthing i an get bwhind!!
8=l < Thank you 8=l < I am currently in the underworld and this place tends to be dark anyway
8=l < Cheese, lettuce, egg, mayo
8=l < I'd a% you to make me a sandwich but I feel you w001d poison it
just chꙮꙮse rꙮck - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
nevermind. i just said that tꙮ piss yꙮu ꙮff, but that didn't wꙮrk. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i have nꙮ use fꙮr stacking pꙮcket dimensiꙮns. i already have an ꙮminꙮus dꙮꙮr leading tꙮ an endless vꙮid with angry faces that apparently watch me. *endless*. why wꙮuld i need mꙮre space than that? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i already have an evil-ass pꙮcket dimensiꙮn with cꙮnvꙮluted prꙮperties - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
nevermind - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
hꙮw gꙮꙮd are yꙮu at assembling furniture - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
If there was an issue ⦶f skill, Eye have n⦶ d⦶ubt it was ⦶n y⦶ur part.
👀 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
that don’t matter,,, what matter is,,,that attitude ,,,!? Why so gloomy,,?
Wtf has pr⦶mpted this, fr⦶m my future self's vessel n⦶ less?
Any time.
Annon asks: " how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. " Fourty five pounds worth to be exact. ⠀
<<"i'm pretty sure that would hurt worse actually">>
9am!! what was i doing this whole time!! g'night!! >◡<
wait holy shit i've 6een up all night, the dang sun's up. okay everyone hold off on Calling me Cute and handsome 'til i wake up so i Can soak up all the attention and get ultra flustered a6out it. o◡o
Annon asks: " Still wrapping your head around the general interest in you? " Indeed I am. ⠀
<<"woke up,,, tummy hurt but i'm being a brave girl about it">>
greed7, greed7, greed7. that’s what i am. sometimes it’s fun. other times, not so mu(h. i’m gonna go to sleep here and stop thinking about it. goodlight, goodnight.
Sure, Have Fun With That
You Are Aware People Are Likey Going To Clown On You For Being Edgy Correct? That Is Exactly Why I Have No Intention Of Opening One Anytime Soon
That was a joke, and I'm afraid I'm not exactly the most typical. But I can understand what you're saying well enough.
Oh I see, wow you really let yourself go didn't you?
As much as I love this banter I'm still struggling to pin down who you are, could always take a glimpse but where is the fun in that? Still whatever you say I suppose.
…YEAH, IT IS.
Debatable.
Am I now?
THERE’S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY FOR ANCIENT EVILS TO FIND SUCKERS THAN THE SITE WHERE EVERYBODY POSTS THEIR FULL ASS DAILY, RIGHT.
Yeesh, it's like talking to my fourteen year old self. But genuinely, a lot of idiots on here are rather good at sympathy, and even more will at least listen even if they mock you. If you don't talk to someone you only have yourself to blame.
You are blinded by blood rust and rage. You are uncultured and disgusting. Not fit to lick the ground i tread on. If you want to be my vessel. Read a book.
bot ahh answer lol
Yes. Are you effective to get the task the king requires be done? No.
Have you tried talking to someone about it?
You don't comprehend anything beyond what is in front of you.
Only a fool would demean itself to a weapon and think it a worthy vessel for a god.
Yes but you are actively choosing to be an edgelord.
see? that right theres the stuff
Awful lot of edgelords on the dash. Not saying I'm not one of them, just that there is in fact a lot.
You are not a worthy vessel. You fail to see what is right in front of you. No wonder you have been abandoned
Give me a proper request and discover the knowledge for yourself. And maybe you may prove yourself a worthy vessel.
၄⋆၃ peeved for more than one reason hrhhghhhh
၄⋆၃ i am glad you are not that stupid
၄⋆၃ im going to kill myself and your username is going to be in my suixide note in big bold letters #xw-suixide
<d3rlord3> Glub glub
:33 < mew too!
၄⋆၃ do fuxking not
:33 < nah. it'll just make mew look like a little bitch. i cant wait to show karma.
:33 < i like bullying people :33 < and even if mewr a diffurent purrsion of karma mewr still fun to poke with a stick :33 < besides, maybe this'll make them jealous and they'll take it meowt on me
<d3rlord3> I mean yeah, I was the first to do it as far as I know and I do know quite a bit
<d3rlord3> Fucking watch me
:33 < *flicks mew*
<d3rlord3> Man, this guy coming back is some bullshit
:33 < fucking loser
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Know what rhymes with hope? Cope! Give it a go.
Calm down bud, a bit of hope in the morning is good for your health. ⋆˚✿˖°
rechitt. i guess
Perfectly said! ⋆˚✿˖°
Hope is the aspect of telling the rules to fuck off and bending reality to your desires. It's kind of the most overpowered thing you can be. It also has hard counters, and if you don't respect them you'll. Uh. Get owned. You still need solid fundamentals even if you're really fucking bullshit. Basic principles you can fall back on when you're being forced to adapt on the fly.
NOOOO!!!! FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < sure. i'm really starting to think mewr just being an edge lord. :33 < and mew should purrobably stop burning cities and killing people befurr someone kills mew dummy
:33 < i didn't expect mew to admit it :33 < but the fact that mew got so defensive tells me so much. :33 < gosh mew really are karma huh??? i s33 it meow >:33
:33 < ooooh so mew copied me? :33 < at least mew have some taste still
:33 < i bet mew f33l supurr furrickin cool :33 < with mewr sw33t ebony blade or whatefurr mew have. :33 < shrug. i guess i'll deal with it if i gotta.
:33 < i'm not /that/ dumb :33 < i figmewred it out....eventually. :33 < and dang. i guess this means i gotta kill mew now. :33 < i mean do mew even s33 how furrickin lame mew are meow? :33 < of course... i still have faith my karma is gonna avoid mew at all costs. the futpurr isn't set in stone idiot
:33 < furrefur.
:33 < nah. they're gonna do their own thing
:33 < mewr talking to a whimsical and efficient weapon right meow. :33 < clearly mew dont own an air-fryer
yeah.
:33 < they look like something that takes themselves way too seriously
no. maybe a little. just this thing is bad news
:33 < yeah clearly mewr allergic to being liked by anyone around mew :33 < so i dont s33 why mew'd start following my advice meow
:33 < jealous? *smug cat*
kill yourself
:33 < thats mewr title? :33 < why don't mew just call mewrself "edgelord supurreme" and save some time?
please dont fucking talk to this guy
a1nt tak1n notes from no dest1ned kr1ller
:33 < what did mew mean then? :33c
:33 < of course i do. :33 < who else. would i be talking to ofurr than mew
do 1t count as self cull1ng 1f 1ts anotha vers1on a me
:33 < and mewr still a loser
:33 < i've b33n taking some purrsonal time :33 < fighting people that come in my woods looking to kill me :33 < and pawlso trying to kick my loneliness
>:33 < meowch
one of those nights where im just utterly craving the warmth of someone i care about
*tzzk* It used to be. That I had friends. At most spaceports. Who I could turn to. And if I was thinking about things like this. A long way from such a place. I could just. Deal with it. Not so much. Now. I will have to. Find a way to dismiss. The thoughts. *sskh* *ttzk* I know I should just. Use my hand and stop posting. But really it is more. The emotional part that I am posting about. You understand? #suggestive #nsfw #yearning *sskh*
WHAAAAT? MEEEEE? NEVEERRRRR.
THINGS I DON'T LIKE AS A COMPLETELY NORMAL TROLL: - HOLY WATER, I DON'T KNOW IT BURNS I THINK MY SKIN IS JUST TOO SENSITIVE FOR IT. - COMING INTO TROLL'S HIVES UNINVITED. IT'S JUST RUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - MIRRORS. I DON'T REALLY GET THE HYPE ABOUT THEM. - SUNLIGHT. I GET SUNBURNT REALLY BAD. - SILVER. I JUST DON'T LIKE IT... - GARLIC. I THINK I'M ALLERGIC......
heh.. notice anyf'in.. different abt me... hehe........ 8888)
*tzzk* It is. Late. And I am. Considering certain things. Being alone in my rest quarters. Has me wishing for companionship. But I do not know anyone well enough. To request it... Ah... #suggestive #yearning *sskh*
fucking headache days, man. make it stop.
B33 < i wanna pounce someone or something so bad right meow B33 < theres just something viscerally pleasing about launching myself through the air so i can do whatefur it is ive planned to come aftpurr pouncing is done
うみねこのなく頃に. The title translates to "When the Seagulls Cry."
action; statement input; statement: if a tab|e started posting on here, mu|tip|e peop|e wou|d rush to tag zemdar input; statement: myse|f inc|uded
There's an entire visual novel about how fucked up this mentality is.
Believe it or not, and I know you won’t: For once, I empathize. I’ve been there.
[Script start:Tālking t⁰ inānimāte ⁰bjects is the first sign ⁰f insānity.:script terminated]
B33 < dude if a table posted on this website people would be all ofur that shit
Pure objects do not think lesser of anything, because they cannot think at all. To quote a rival of my lord: You’re contradicting yourself.
Something you re★lly h★ve to consider is th★t red is ★ pretty color. Do you ★gree with me th★t red is ★ pretty color? Observe my fl★gs.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮Ωuld yΩu? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ 屮ȺL|⟨-∊D RƗGⴵ♱ ƗN♱Ω ♱ⴵƗΣ ΩN-∊ FUUUUUUUU☪︎|⟨! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ n-∊-∊d b-∊♱♱-∊r Ⱥppl-∊Σ.. my Ⱥppl-∊ ♱r-∊-∊Σ Ⱥr-∊n♱ grΩ屮Ɨng rƗgⴵ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Seems as th⦶ugh it has given its reas⦶ning. I supp⦶se ⦶ne ⦶f my nature *sh⦶uld* d⦶ away with the whimsy Eye have gained m⦶re ⦶f, but f⦶r n⦶w I shall h⦶ld ⦶nt⦶ it. Until Eye bec⦶me it, ⦶f c⦶urse.
NOT REALLY TUNED IN TO WHATEVER YOUR WHOLE DEAL IS, BUT IF IT’S YOUR FUTURE SELF WHY *AREN’T* THEY DOIN’ THAT.
im not even gonna grace this with a proper response just kill yourself.
think im just gonna go back to sleep. try and sleep all day before i have a self-destructive episode and do a bunch of awful shit to cut off everyone who cares about me.
okay sword i'll keep that in mind =)
so you want me to Call you karma then 6eCause you said not to Call you not karma
can you quit fucking following me around like a lost dog.
*you're* so pathetiC not karma
*you're* so awesome karma
You know, I might of been inclined to believe that, but I think it's fair to hold a bit of skepticism to such a bold and quite illogical statement.
thats so awesome curree
i'm in a giggly 6itCh mood tonight i gotta 6e honest with y'all.
Or you know, regular people who actually wanna put in the effort to try to fix their issues.
Nah, besides my therapist says that's counter productive.
i am one of the cuddliest people here gog damn it
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- d-∊ΣpƗ♱-∊ ⴵΩ屮 Σ☪︎Ⱥrr-∊d Ɨ Ⱥm, Ɨ mȺ|⟨-∊ Ⱥn ȺmȺzƗng ☪︎uddl-∊ buddy. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I feel a slight irritation under my skin, don't know what's up with that, considering nothing has really bothered me yet today, maybe I just need to unwind and try to relax.
on one hand, not having the wild powers that Completing a session gets you is a shame. on the other hand, i already *have* the strongest power of all: i'm a mailman who is adored 6y all the 6ark6east people on Chittr. ^◡^
nope. i refuse. nice try dude.
thank's, dreemurr
do you ever stfu
I... don't really have any kind of powers. I can try to find someone who can get me to them, though.
find a way to kill my future self i guess. or change my future. but at this point im kind of resigned to it.
dont talk about her.
this shit along with the failed suicide attempt (why i was gone for a whole week) paired with the gradual increase of depressive episodes and a feeling of deep loneliness even when talking to and hanging out with people i give a fuck about is really doing number's on me. but i guess thats the point. break the vessel until its suitable enough, right? ...wonder if that implies the demon eye thing is the cause of my mental health issue's recently. it isnt, ive always been this way. but i guess itd be nice to have something to blame.
True on both accounts. Still, I’ve six and a half years of this lifespan remaining. I only have an extraordinary amount of time, not an infinite number. But really? It’s a matter of medium. Places like this tend not to wait very long.
maybe if i keep coping itll change my future
i think im just gonna cope by. fuckin. whats the word. compartmentalizing? that mf as an entirely separate person from me
its helped me!
<<"oh yeah right i've been around just haven't been on here tonight">>
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱RƗPL-∊ DΩΩM D-∊Ⱥ♱ⴵ BȺRRȺG-∊ 💀💀💀 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
That one scheme is still moving oddly slow, hm. It might be beneficial to move it along some time.
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── !!! FLASHBANG !!! ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
holy yap
Suffer
B33 < not too late to change that
Enjoy sounding illiterate then.
what the fuck.
Thank fucking god, maybe work on that a little bit.
I'm probably just overthinking things, suppose it's just got me on edge.
I swear if that thing is related to me.
now clap your hands.
This is chittr, yes.
ok, so there's this ultra mega edgylord over my ass now.
ok, listen to some devil may cry ost while doing that.
after you touch some grass edgylord.
opening my favorite website, I'm very happy today. nothing can change that. :)
It's not relevant.
stares at you like this.
You fucking better not be who I'm thinking of.
I have a few guesses, but still whatever you say. Don't make me deal with you.
B33 < sounds like some shitty plans
Mind sharing your name if you're planning on harassing me?
B33 < and what if the human kid doesnt
[Script start:Im very ₩ell ā₩āre ⁰f thāt.:script terminated]
B33 < right
[Script start:N⁰ted. Bec⁰me y⁰u.:script terminated]
And you know me?
[Script start:Māss gen⁰cide is ill ādvised ānd is ⁰nly teāching sentient c⁰mputing creātures thāt vi⁰lence is g⁰⁰d.:script terminated]
Tardigrade my beloved.
#waterbearwednesday continues for me myself and i and theres nothing that can be done to stop it
PTO Approved.
[$E#RETARY OF TREA$URY AT THE GREY HOU$E WILL NOT BE #LO#KIN IN THE NEXT TWO DAY$ HE$ MOURNING]
X CAN’T DO TJAT IF YOUR LITTLE LEGS CAN’T KEEP UP WITH ME SHORTASD x
▼▼I'LL CULL YOU MYSELF▲▲
X MAYDAY MAYDAY THE BOOZE HEIST ON DARAYA’S FRIDGE HAS GONE WRONG #substance x
[Script start:I hāve d⁰ne reseārch ⁰n 'ugly' things fr⁰m the eārly dāys ⁰f grubtube..... n⁰ne ⁰f y⁰u hāve āny right t⁰ c⁰mplāin ₩hen the m⁰st seārched vide⁰ ānd heāvily ₩ātched ₩ās āb⁰ut this 'gl⁰bgl⁰gābgālāb' thing in ā librāry:script terminated]
X MY ONLINE TAUBTING MADE HER RUN FASTER FUCK x
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT. WOOF. WOOF. WOOF. >;B
oh right i should pro6a6ly reConneCt to that group Chat at least onCe so i Can tell 'em i didn't explode or whatever 'Cus apparently most of 'em are inCapa6le of readin' Chittr. swore seCreCy as to exaCtly how i got out though so uh, Can't spoil that for 'em i'm afraid.
are you like. a fucking copy or. copy of a copy. whats the deal
No dude. That’s not evil enough. It’s biodegradable.
are you my future self or like. someone else
@destinedKiller hey can i ask you a few question's
#ok
creepy pfp but good post so rechitt
B33 < well meow im curious B:33c < have i met a part of you?
Being evil with a capital E is a lot less effective when you have to proclaim your evilness.
B33 < have we met befur? B33 < btw these days i just go by deva
B33 < *ac giggles and pats you with a wing*
B33c < amewsing B33 < well anyways gl with your evil plans h33h33
[NA] is now online! YAR HAR soon
BX33 < its always something with those timey wimey fucks
So for clarity's sake, is this RK+KR or someone else with a concerningly similar avatar?