♣ mediated by @digitizedDaruma
gross put that shit awway i didnt ask to see your special characters
｢(･｀ω´･ )megane saw ai-chan give all the quaddies to his postu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's... tsundere arc! (；・∀・) g-gyah. megane-san...n-never considered this!]
｢MEGANE ★ ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zettai means absolute! (*ゝω･*) absolute territory typically refers to the gap between a moe girl's skirt and her thigh stocks... keke!]
FOR YOU. ANYTHING. FOREVER. #STANCARDLAMINATED!
AICHAN. BREATHE. OR DON'T. I'M EXACTLY WHERE I WANT TO BE. ദ്ദി@𖦹﹏𖦹@
｢megane-san's word of the yoru is... ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) kusoyaru!!｣ ｢(￣ー+￣) when someone is being meanies to boku on the internetto, megane-san deploys this word to ward off his kirainahito!｣ ｢"kusoyaru! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)"｣ ｢(=｀ェ´=) everynyan, use this word and it will all be okie!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kusoyaru means "you piece of shit!" in east alternian! (｀∀´) those in glorious nippon developed this word to help ward off evil spirits, or kirainahito. it's an ancient east alternian swear that has protected megane's hive for generations... yoru means night]
｢𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖐 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌... 𝖙𝖈𝖍... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓.｣ ｢*snaps out of it* k-kyah! Σ(￣ロ￣lll) n-nyo, pif-chan! y-you're unleashing megane's akuma! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) s-stop!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: akuma means megane's inner demon!]
｢megane-san would be happier if people were nicer to him. (ﾉω･､)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: wake boku up inside... wake boku up inside... save megane... call my nameu and save boku from the yoru.]
｢L(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)」 MEGANE-SAN DOESN'T EVEN CARE.｣
｢Σ(￣皿￣;;) MEGANE-SAN DOESN'T EVEN OSHI KYU NOW, AI-CHAN. GGHHKK... STOP TRYING TO MAKE MEGANE SHITTOBUKAI.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane does NYAHT get jealous! (っ｀Д´)っ･:∴]
shovvin these ice cubes in your nook to soothe the friction burns from my hydra #nsfww
｢bangohan with the oshi! megane-san so glad his kupo-chan pakupaku doll came! (*￣∇￣)ノ gyahhh~ so onakagasuita, kupo-chan! (o´・∀・)o itadakimasu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangohan means dindin! (*^ーﾟ) yummies~ pakupaku means nomnoms! (* ´ ▽ ` *) pakupaku is the east alternian way to describe chewing! (*￣∇￣)ノ ahhh, see? the east alternians even CHEW much more kawaii... (kawaii means cute)...onakagasuita means hungwy and itadakimasu is a special east alternian phrase that means "let's have a great and succulent meal!" (∩ﾟ∀｀∩)]
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｢ai-chan... is always here for megane-san when he's sad... (´Д⊂ヽ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS CONTENT THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE FEELIES!! (ＴДＴ )]
If I were in an anime I would be one of those girls that has her pupils turned into clubs instead of hearts ♣️⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Woah! sorry.