♦ pitied by @hiddenEmerald
i don't wanna 6et up it's sooo Cozy
heat's makin' it so hard to sleep properly. just Constantly tired ri6ht now.
not literally! just that it's weird that everyone seems to be down when i'm up.
...i don't *think* i'm seriously injured anyway. an oCCasional shootin' pain up your le6 is totally normal ri6ht? o◡o
I'm hot then I'm cold then I'm hot then I'm cold I have a fever
sasuke ruined my life
Pound again. :(
Attention, All of this information and more can be found on the official Threshecutioner Reserves Webslice at )(ttps://join.cull. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Attention, I would like to extend my continued appreciation to Chittr for the warm welcome I have received since my arrival. The enthusiasm has been both varied and revealing. At times, I admit, it was also charming. Several of you have demonstrated hospitality, some illiteracy. A smaller number of you seem to have impulse control, which I understand to be less fashionable in these surroundings. To those who greeted me with courtesy, I thank you. To those who mistook my introduction for an invitation to confess disloyalty, advertise criminal habit, or place their inadequacies in neat little rows beneath my notice, I also thank you. The appropriate posts have been pReserved, reviewed, and reported to the appropriate channels and offices. Please continue as you were. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
it literally only 'works' beCause of an automated military poliCe forCe 'n' a bunCh of psyCho Cultist morons. without that enforCement, it'd have no le6 t'stand on.
(=^･⩊･^=) < LOL!! I AIN'T TRYING TO ENFURCE A FACT!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < HAHAHAHA!! GOOD LUCK TRYING TO UNMAKE A SYSTEM! SILLY SILLY, CHITTRCHATTERS!!!
:o/ Disputing the caste system again, are we...? :o/ Undoing all of my and @handMaid's hard work over the sweeps. :o) Oh well suppose we'll have to go back out on another excursion, hm?
The demand for Grapefruit has been steadily decreasing over the past few years.
Thinking ★bout c★rrying ★ pillow ★round everywhere so th★t you c★n tell by my ch★r★cter design th★t I ★m ★lw★ys tired.
oh geez a knife emoji noww im really scared
Sh. SHHHHHHH.
:( Back to the pound again.
holy fuck it is so god damn hot OUt. why the fuck am i OUt hErE dOIng buggy work. fuck this shit man. i'm gOIng back InsidE. fuck this stUpId ass trAnsmissiOn.
It makes me so )(appy to sea all t)(e trolls out )(ere! A loooooooooooooooooong time ago, w)(en I first pupated (if time was even invented back t)(en! 38P) Beforus used to be so tiny, just a couple t)(ousand trolls wit)( t)(eir roots spread to t)(e waves. But minnow by minnow, we banded toget)(er and so many wonderful t)(ings popped up!
im callin the drones you get your ass back in the cavverns this instant you neer do wwell
wwell good youd get your cavvern wwench cooties all ovver it
X It’s up to you honestly, I’m just of the opinion casper’s not nearly as funny as other people seem to think x
fucking stupid cats...
I hAvE bEgUn my trAnslAtIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! wE shAll sEE hOw sUch gOEs And If thE lAymAn (nOt mEAnt nEgAtIvEly) Is IntErEstEd In sUch clUrchly tExt wOUld yOU All AlsO lIkE my pErsOnAl thOUghts In bEtwEEn? #scrIptUrE
Often, in human slang, "Daddy" is a term that is overly sexualised to the point that it has become funny, because it just means "father" in a literal sense, but having made such an innocuous word into sexual slang is in and of itself seen as a humourous act. Whether or not any of the rest of us find it funny is irrelevant. #nsfw No I do not know why it is mostly trolls using it. I suppose because they're another layer removed from the original context, and the removal of context also makes things funny.
there aint no father here just a old horse twwo grubs
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Can someone... Well, I dinnae wanna say "invade," but does anyone wanna come an' visit? ⚓︎
𖦤 You / ever / heard / of / anti-humor? Sometimes / the / funniest / joke / is / not / telling / one :||
I ★m so comfort★ble ★nd yet I must get up, how cruel.
a retail store that sells clothing and music mostly.
DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PITTY, I AM CRANKING MY HOG. #nafw
As...Dexter...would say...ehm...computer...! (> . < ❀) Explain....flirting and....courting...to me..! (> . < ❀) I am...not used...to this...(u . u ❀) [ This did not work, they just ended up QuackQuackGo'ing it up. ]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthree crewmemberz have begun a ttrek tt0wardz tthe h0riz0n. i. tthey wi11 n0t 1izten tt0 me i cann0t get tthem tt0 return. [END MESSAGE]
Walked in. Glanced at the feed. Considering walking out.
okay who is cursing me why am I violently unwell suddenly this is almost as 8ad as when one of you tried to take a hit out on me
MAYBE?? I DONT KNOW. YET, STILL, I FEEL.. SHIVERS.
..ANYONE ELSE GET A SUDDEN FEELING OF DREAD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE?
dont worry about the business by the way i just needed to track down the skull throne when it was still fresh
I've seen more naked women on this site than I think was ever pu8licly availa8le on the 8eforan internet! #nsfw
[NA] is now online! this cant be good
B33 < *ac blinks owlishly at chittr* B33 < sl33py...
:33 < mew mew mew mew meow meow mew! :33 < #facts
just found out mr trollbama is not immune to dave strider variant awesomeness
+he joke is +heir exis+ence.
Hello.
Why would somebody do this?
haha 7eah. one of the pla7er’s role is to breed the frog that is the new universe. i just gave 7ou a ver7 broad overview, there is a lot of bullshit in the game that makes 7ou (alling it all fake (ompletel7 understandable
Dave is being stupid. Do not be stooped. I beg the Chittr community. Do. Not. Enable. My. Annoying. Twit. Of a brother. Stand aghast and beware, my ostensibly self-deprecating fraternal unit. He of the meticulously cultivated ironic detachment and the sunglasses that serve as both affectation and emotional deflection technique for the many merited eyerolls provoked by my calling him out on his bullshit. He has graced the digital commons with a photographic rendering of his cranial plumage. The specimen in question: a strikingly bisected coiffure, that magpie mélange of corvid darkness and wheaten luminosity, cascading in artfully disheveled strata that speak to hours of mirror-bound deliberation disguised as casual indifference. Which, for reasons I entirely cannot fathom, @gutsyGumshoe has been taken in by. He proffers the alms of this visual testament accompanied by the alleged testimony of some cutesy Crocker interlocutor who has, purportedly, bestowed upon his visage the epithet "cute", a word he wields with the entirely feigned nonchalance of one who wishes to appear merely reporting external consensus rather than desperately harvesting validation like a starving aesthete gathering captivation crumbs from the banquet table of public opinion. Do not, *I implore you*, do not be seduced by this elaborate architecture of plausible deniability he has constructed with the precision of a master artisan. Observe, if you will, the mechanics of this psychological gambit: by presenting himself as the reluctant recipient of another's admiration, he sidesteps the vulnerability of directly soliciting affirmation, instead creating a vacuum of discourse into which the well-meaning masses feel compelled to rush with their own declarations of his alleged adorability. It is, in essence, a baited trap disguised as casual conversation, a *cri de coeur* wrapped in the protective lamination of irony, designed to extract from the unsuspecting scrollers the precise endearments he craves but cannot request without compromising that carefully maintained edifice of cool detachment. The desire runs deeper than the roots of that two-toned mane, my friends. It is a profound, almost pathological hunger for recognition—buried beneath seven layers of posturing and punchlines, yet pulsing with the insistence of a tell-tale heart beneath the floorboards of his guilt-addled constructed persona. @insufferablePrick indeed. He wishes to be seen as cute, yes, but more than that, he wishes to be *seen at all*, truly, deeply perceived, and if that perception must be filtered through the lens of endearing hair aesthetics, *dope* as he might say. He would say that. Because I know the manner in which my LITTLE brother speaks. He will post, and he will wait, and he will pretend surprise when the compliments arrive in their inevitable modest deluge. Resist, I beseech you. Recognize the machinations for what they are. And should you feel the urge to validate his deep-seated need for affection masquerading as indifference, perhaps consider instead psychoanalyzing him in the comments with the same ruthless thoroughness I have herein demonstrated. It is, after all, the only language he truly understands. And the only way to hold him accountable. https://chittr.ing/profile/insufferablePrick/ad55b763-f00b-46f4-920b-75372f1a4df0
smart. always keep them guessing.
My friends ★re fighting ★nd they didn't invite me?
>>| yes. you can hide .all this content to your bloodpusher's desire. but that .is like, quarter .of chittr stuff. maybe .even more.
>>| .it's not .about horns .at .all. .it's .about pailing .and discussing .it. #nsfw
i think i want to 6o baCk to bella's plaCe 'n' just spaCe out for the next Century. the Cube was really niCe.
You should not lick cursed artifacts. Now you may be saying "Duh, obviously Venats." but you would be shocked how often it comes up. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.