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I'M OFTEN TOLD THAT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS SURPRISING BUT HONESTLY I'M JUST LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LOUD AND CHAOTIC ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT AT RISK OF FORMING ANY ORIGINAL THOUGHT THAT I HAVE TO DWELL ON.
⍙vV-s˄fE? VV˄r/V\? fOoD? ˄Ll bEsTbOoNs! BeSt fInDs!-Vv⍙
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I love s}{αrks; I wis}{ t}{ey loved me. 𓂃𓂄𓂃

call me a good dog and i will do anything for you ruff! ;) #suggestive

never bark down from a challenge!! i like that! my favourite is probably "at leashed" tying more to dog puns!

you know it is really hard to think of some dog-ish puns!! paw is there.. maybe i should integrate "mutt" here and there?? im becoming more cattish that catdoggish like my lusus hehe ruff ruff
OOC! Hi there. I am playing a mostly SFW Jade Account outside of the occasional joke. I can't guarantee anything else of note will happen in private either. Jade is panromantic asexual! She doesn't have any interest in sex. #nsfw. Sorry! Mostly canon, primary divergence is that she is eternally dead from failing in her timeline. Locked to the dreambubbles but occasionally messes around and will gladly help you find your way to her for playtime, hanging out, or if you want her involved in plot! This chittr account will not affect her primary canon I have in a long-lasting parp chat. She will be eventually turned into a Jadesprite. :D

c< @dailyQuests i HOpe tHis will satisfy >c

It is now time that I rest. I encourage you all to do the same, if it is that time of day for you. If it is not, then I encourage you to have a good day. If you cannot naturally produce a good day, store-bought is fine.

by default i am supposed to be 6'3" but i think i am subconsciously shrinking myself....... :o

https://i.postimg.cc/brT4RXHN/VINNIK.png @incendiaryRapscallion I told you. You're next. (( #rosessketchbook ))
// I guess I should give y'all something The Liker is a robot who wants to be just like a real troll and therefore in the hopes of trolls accepting it it likes everything a troll (if its a human or something else entirely The Liker does not recognize it and defaults it as a troll) does with only a few glitches where it hates it is not doing it on purpose though
Play the dog guessing game at: https://doggle.app DOGGLE #1262 🐶 ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ huge w for me!!!

xx_BARS?_DIS_IS_RAW_AS_FUCK...._xx
#nowwatching @amorousChanteuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5190141e06.jpg
Ɏ beaating the haaters by gnaawing on my chaains (it'll work eventuaally) Ɏ

i think what's happening is i'm tr7ing to think like blood while also thinking like breath. no wonder i'm having trouble. gonna sleep on it

puppymode...... words hard......... pup ok though! happens feels comfy words for people relaxing :)

life was simpler when i (ared less
🐾what job did the frog have at the hotel? why, the lil critter was a 'bellhoP'! x) hehe,

xx_YEESSSS_letz_both_b_lap_dogs!!_xx

#newprofilepic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1037a60bffbc.png

Anonymous querist: "thoughts on casual/ friends with benefits" Quite fond. I believe pleasure is to be experienced however one sees fit. However, I simply experience a chasm of dread between my fingers and the message button of certain individuals who may have caught my eyes. That is to say, in modern vernacular, 'shoot your shot' if you so wish. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/ #qna #ama #suggestive #nsfw

xx_wghat_if_i_wuz_a_big_cute_dogy_and_i_wuz_sitting_on_da_floor_next_2_ur_chair_with_my_head_laid_on_ur_lap_looking_up_at_u_with_big_sad_eyes_tail_wagging_xx

∻Just f☢r the rec☢rd I D☢N'T live in a b☢g I live in a t☢xic wasteland. Big difference!∻

8=8 > Go BARK urself

>> th¡nk¡ng about thoડe reડponડe memeડ where ¡t'ડ 1¡ke "Oh! Comment your number for wh¡ch comb¡nat¡on of c1oth¡ng you wear to ડ1eep!" wh¡ch one of you ¡ડ out there W¡nn¡e the Pooh¡ng ¡t. ડpeak.
🐾what is small 'N red aNd has a roUgh voice? a 'hoarse' raddish! hehe,

c< ....113.... Ha.... i Miss tHat place >c
🐾why are PePPers the best at archery? ehehe... it's 'caUse they 'habaNero'! hehe,

∻Real bitches stink g☢☢d #nsfw∻

>> mwnwgwjw ડhock¡ng1y ડ1eepy to1¡ght. ¡ ડt¡11 have the want to do th¡ngડ, ડo ¡'m gonna try to get up to ડome ડtuff (maybe ડome draw¡ng or read¡ng..) But! ¡f ¡ d¡ડappear ડudden1y, You know why. 1¡ડten¡ng to th¡ડ aga¡n, wh¡ch certa¡n1y ¡ડn't he1p¡ng becauડe ¡t'ડ rea11y me11ow. httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/2a1¡MaoWQ5Mnv1FBDv4qkf #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #ડ1eepyhour

I shall listen to sounds of gentle purring to get to sleep.

Into the night, I must go... It lures me of endless dreams and of merriment, once had https://file.garden/aDKBClvCMj7rw64u/IMG_3858.jpeg...

(◕ ᴥ ◕) THIIIIS gubig!! https://i.ibb.co/Gftjvvpk/fraimi-fish.png

(◕ ᴥ ◕) i ate a big fish! guehehe!!

| fnound A pc|tureo from my mdoel|ng dAsys :) s|nce so mnAy ppl werre wonder|n here u gooo #nsfw #syggesutd|sve https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/1bc147c59306.png

:33< shitpeta doodle attack!!!

dö Nöt the crash öut, it isnt wörth it. #inspiratiönal
GET BEHIND ME. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL FROM YOUR ACHES AND PAINS.
// I updated the shoe picture and added garters this would be #rankbait i think but heheheheh garters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/115b3a39b376.png
☆ breaKing into a highbloods Kar, seeing their tin of breath mints in the console and liKKing every single one before stealing their radio☆

(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و STRIFE TIME AGAINST @impertinentFrenzy !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/827b4cb46f3e.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74eef4bd60a1.gif
🐾ooooh soUNds like a 'howl' lotta fUN! x) hehe,
꒰me and my husktop https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/kids—car.gif꒱

((word of advice, if you plan on showing up, go on there ahead of time and set up the masquerade persona and set that as your active/default so that you don't accidentally reveal to people

((yeah, it's on an mxrp chat, @gullibleColumnist (sorry for the ping) posts when it's open

((commenting because GOD I LOVE DISCO ELYSIUM. based acc

>> ¡ have a poડt ¡ want to make but ¡'m a coward 1mfao
꒰bitches love my caverns #mycaverns꒱
Excuse my *truancy* in this past day. I've been overencumbeared with schoolwork. My studies have been particubearly arduous. After all, to becub a legislacerator does require a level of diligence many would kill to possess.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. - George Orwell

伝統的な日本風縛りプレイで縛れるのとほぼ同じくらい気持ちがいい。 ⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵖʳⁱᵈᵉ⁻ᵏᵘⁿ⁾⁾
Hokay. Bedtime. I totally didn’t almost fall asleep while talking to someone earlier. No proof. Goodnight Chittr, you guys are a real blast! Catch you guys later:)
seriously though the amount of grooming my fur needs this time of year is ridiculous sometimes but is relaxing at least
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H4D 70 DR4W 50O000OM37H1NG F0R #CHCHOWSWEEP 0K N0W G00DL1HG7 @xxScenegrlxx https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/CHCHOWSWEEP.png
MADE RENT. He can't lock me in the dumpster THIS TIME

#aspe(ttalk 7/12 - hope we’ve (rossed the halfwa7 mark, and that means we (ome to a fa(t about the aspe(ts - ever7 one is part of a pair. hope and rage, breath and blood, life and doom, light and void, spa(e and time, and heart and mind. it’ll be easier to explain the se(ond half, be(ause we have the first half to (ompare and (ontrast to. our first aspe(t in the se(ond half is hope. for best results, please read while listening to this: https://www.7outube.(om/wat(h?v=wbo3p7_mf30 rage deals with the ugl7 truth. therefore, it should (ome to no surprise that hope deals with the beautiful lie. hopes! dreams! wants! desires! fantasies! all that mush7 stuff outside of the realm of realit7. it ma7 seem worthless at first, of (ourse. it’s not real, after all. and frankl7, hope pla7ers (an be dangerousl7 out of it. so fo(used on the dreams and ever7thing that the7 miss what’s reall7 happening. head in the (louds, kind of thing. as hope pla7ers develop, the7 be(ome less useless and more (ompletel7 insane. an7one who (an bring their dreams to realit7 in a flash of searing white fire (ommands some respe(t, of (ourse. so. what use is hope, then? what use do we have for ever7thing that’s not real? well, fu(king ever7thing, is what. i want 7ou to go outside and find me hope. find me a lump of the future 7ou (an build, a better future for 7ou and 7our loved ones. grind the universe into powder and sift through it for a grain of justi(e. 7ou won’t. be(ause the7’re not rage. the7’re hope. the7 don’t exist. the7’re just ideas. fantasies floating around in our head. pea(e. (ivilization. all dreams we share. and those dreams move mountains. the7 make life bearable. the7 drive us on and on and on for the perfe(tion so out of rea(h. and with our pushing, the7 (ome (loser and (loser to not being quite so fake an7more. we need ever7thing that’s not real. how else (an the7 be(ome?

Okay. :>
❆❆❆❆h my g❆g h❆w c❆uld i f❆rget t❆ share. new page new pe❆ple name al❆ne w❆n't tell pe❆ple wh❆ i am. s❆ hell❆ hi! i'm zhavia, i run a club ❆n alternia, th❆ugh this acc❆unt is all pers❆nal, less advertising. and y❆u kn❆w what, i'm in a great m❆❆d t❆night~ here's a l❆vely picture ❆f me that was g❆tten earlier<3 https://f2.t❆yh❆u.se/file/f2-t❆yh❆u-se/images/115864671_2MNV76dm❆TWvfkf.png
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Friendly reminder to anyone that stumbles upon this to make sure you've had proper food today and not just coffee! And to take meds if you need them <3 #selfcarereminder

Now why is there a dog training clicker in my bag? #Suggestive ?
Fuck locktober! All my homies hate locktober! ITS LOCKMAY NOW #nsfw

I have returned.
someone needs to put me back in my cage #nsfw

It’s always “Tagora, you have a problem” and never “Tagora, thank you for turning the light on and off nine to twelve times to prevent me from being culled. It probably felt really good and I’m SO grateful that you saved my life.”
꒰@ everyone on chittr lets all melt together into one terrible mound of flesh!!! //might qualify as #bodyhorror꒱
(=^・⩊・^=) < HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/9MLINP80F58AAAAI/CAT-TONGUE-SHAKE-CAT-MEME.GIF
z0n i juzt g0t bl0ck3d f0r z4ying 4 zix z3v3n j0k3 IM CRIN3
4N0N 541D howv is it that of all the men enjoyers on the site, im the only one who identifies as uranic 1F Y0U W4N7 PP30LP3 1N70 UR1N3 0R WHH4V3R Y0U M1HG7 N33D 70 G0 0N 4 D1FF3R3N7 FF0RUM PP30P3L D0N7 R34LLY 4DM17 7H7R7 0N H3R3 // #nsfw joke .........
u c4n c4!! m3 m0mmy 4nd i!! thr0w 4 d0g 4 b0n3 ;))) #nzfw #H0RNYP0ZTING #p3tp!4y
the hOrrOrs beyOnd alternian perceptiOn can wait i wish tO engage in a scared ritual Of alpha hOwlbeast rOleplays On beastjam like the messiahs intended
what if i just / ate the donuts anyway / all fourteen / and the pie too...
((FRIEND JUST CALLED AN OOMF ON CHITTER CHOOMF AND I NEARLY HAD WATER COME OUT MY NOSE SEND HELP))

That would fall under the myth of vampires only having to consume blood... I would put that into a category of lies but since I carry half of my Father's cursed blood within me, I can consume both human and blood. The latter, I simply choose not to...
-^Yes. I'm a real wolf behind the screen.^-
p4rty r0ck3rz in th3 H0UZ3 2NIT3!!!! 3v3rybudy juzt h4v3 4 guud ti3m!!! xD
🐾i kNow folks who've Never trUsted lizards right from the ''gecko''! ehehe, hehe,

rat time

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near… #nsfw

(*°▽°*)
🐾why shoUldN't ya tell secrets iN a corNfield? well, it's 'caUse there's too maNy 'ears' aroUNd! sNrrrk! hehe,
no mattew t#e ciwcumstances I am filled wit# love and joy! :D

>> ¡ntereડt¡ng :)) ¡'d be cur¡ouડ to hear more ડongડ you 1¡ke

I like songs. #songposting https://open.spotify.com/track/0cGG2EouYCEEC3xfa0tDFV?si=5d0c6e29eab94aca

>> ¡ w¡11 1¡ડten!!

>> Thank you!! Often when ¡ poડt muડ¡c, ¡t'ડ a11 the ડame band. Maybe one or two otherડ that are ¡n frequent rotat¡on. ¡'d 1¡ke to poડt.. other muડ¡c, becauડe ¡ DO 1¡ડten to other muડ¡c. ¡t'ડ juડt.. 1¡ke.. every other ડong ¡ડ Tro11 Mounta¡n Goatડ. Haahha
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/02rk1zvx/dalmatiaN-barkbeast-movieref.gif what did the dalmatiaN say after it fiNished a hefty meal? "woof, well... that hit the 'sPot'"! hehe, eheh! hehe,

>> ¡ 1ove muડ¡c, ¡ juડt want to poડt ડome. ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ neceડડar¡1y need to do 1yr¡cડ poડtડ for theડe oneડ 1mfao httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/2a1¡MaoWQ5Mnv1FBDv4qkf httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/31¡xtCaROdRDuTnNBDm3n2 httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/1JbUMtVkQuaAPdHOvncVTm #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #ton¡ghtwaડfun #¡wantto1¡ડten #toMYmuડ¡cthough

as a machine i d0 n0t get needy 0r feel n0rmal wants but i like t0 experiment ... and i am pr0grammed f0r better 0r w0rse t0 receive stimuli the questi0n is wh0 is willing #nsfw

:33< what do mew mean hell tiers a thing and nyat just a bit vriskas do? :33< no i dont read beyond cannon dont at meow

#aspe(ttalk 6/12 - mind we leave the destru(tive aspe(ts behind, now, but before we hit the (reative, we’ve got one of the in-betweens here. when someone is a hero of mind, 7ou get (ertain ideas in 7our head. intelle(t. logi(. (hoosing the right paths through reason and dedu(tion. and 7ou’d be right, to some degree. mind is all about seeing those paths that go this wa7 or that, finding out whi(h leads to whi(h, weighing the pros and (ons. the mind of a mind pla7er is like a super(omputer simulating man7 out(omes, seeing the results of all the out(omes. the (hoosing is more important than the smartness, reall7. when it (omes to nature versus nurture, mind is the aspe(t of nurture. 7ou are what 7ou (hoose to do. 7our a(tions are the important thing, as are other people’s. this leads to mind being the aspe(t of lies and fa(ades. 7ou ma7 feel awful, but 7ou put on a brave fa(e and do what’s needed. that sorta thing. 7ou (hoose to be brave and oka7, and that’s what realit7 is. and, similarl7, it deals with what people do. who (ares if the7 felt reall7 bad, the7 did something bad, and that is what matters. it’s hard to reall7 argue with it, even as a heart pla7er. who (ares what’s in 7our heart? 7ou (an sit there 7earning for someone all 7ou want, but that doesn’t matter if 7ou don’t do an7thing about it. food for thought, all 7ou lonel7 people out there.

:33< shitpeta :33< send chitt

welp! hi everyone! >X3

Update, I am still awake however I have also learned that multiple species of ants farm and have agricultural systems.

!!! KEEP THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN RAZORS AWAY FROM YOUR BEAUTIFUL BUSH !!! #NSFW #BUSHAPPRECIATION

8=8 > i dont like being touched but im fine with being pet, it stops the shaking.

:33< meow meow meow :33< meow meow meow meow :33< meow

>> Gorgeouડ
real

7ou're right, she's ver7 prett7

:33< i bet mewll neufr guess but im thinking about #girlbulge again :33< #nsfw
nOw lIsTeNiNg tO - ThE EnTeRtAiNeR - ScOtT JoPlIn
first thing im doing when im back on earth is forming a team

d0 y0u all understand h0w funny watching this website is? 0bserving y0u all is my fav0rite pastime. 0u0

:33< one billion kitty cats snuggle attack!!!
[a photo is attached of a little grubs eyes way too close to the camera, mouth hung open in amazement]

yearning beam

Twin: are you locked in? Or are you tweaking?
when dat tracking # says seized by drones https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/silly%20puppy.png

we should be friends..

(。・//ε//・。)

:33 < i had a weird ass dream.. fur some reason i was flying and it felt real...

:33< *the mighty huntress puts mew in a tube*

id be happy to provide it! :)

:33< meow and shit

*puts you in a jar and begins to put sticks and enrichment for you*
Well Mr. (or whatever title you prefer) Boldum, I believe we may just have a clear cut case on our hands! When a troll is dead, they waive all rights to their pawssessions, as noted in Clawse 3, Section 10 of the "Alternian Code of the Deceased". As such, you did not open yourself to retaliation or anything of the sort, making their attack on your pawrson largely *unconscionable.* I have not yet completed my licensure to practice law yet, but I strongly recommend you lawyer up with this aforementioned lady in your original pawst and wring ebeary boonbuck you can out of this unruly ghost!
1F YOU C4LL M3 F4T 1T ONLY M4K3S M3 MOR3 POW3RFUL
Your name is RANTAM PRETSI. You fancy yourself an expert of all things rhetorical and perspicacious, a word which you would say is rather *ubiquitous* in your vocabulary. You like to keep yourself informed on matters of governance and politics, or as you would say, "cubernance and paw-litics." You are a student at ALTERNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, which you claim is a particularly prestigious university, though its 70% ACCEPTANCE RATE would beg to differ. Nevertheless, by getting in, you proved to the populace that you are more intelligent than 30% of ASU's applicants. You care an awful lot about your ACCOLADES, speaking of. On your wall, you have a CERTIFICATE that you competed in a PUBLIC SPEAKING competition, a SCHOOL FEED and GRUBSCHOOL diploma, your LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE from ASU, and your SCHOOL FEED SPELLING BEE FIRST PLACE RIBBON. Tucked inside a CARDBOARD BOX hidden deep in the depths of your CLOSET, is a BOOK OF MONOLOGUES and TOP 100 MUSICAL THEATER SONGS FOR AUDITIONS. Of course, you do not trouble yourself with such childish pursuits. You only concern yourself with things of great ACADEMIC MERIT. After all, you are to be a legislacerator. You must focus on your studies, and your studies alone. Besides your studies, you find yourself enjoying WRITING ESSAYS ON YOUR GRUBSTACK, COMPARING YOUR APPEARANCE TO OTHERS, READING YOUR TRUSTY THESAURUS, and of course, GIVING UNSOLICITED ADVICE TO OTHER TROLLS. ============================================================================== EXTRA NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: rantam is often extremely unpleasant. there will be posts occasionally tagged with "ed" or "edchit"/"edchittr". these will all be posted with the "ed" catch all tag just in case, alongside the site wide cw-self-harm tag as prescribed in the ooc rules. please be sure to block that tag if you are going to follow her and find yourself sensitive to talks of eating disorders, weight comparisons, body checking, etc. rantam has a very unhealthy relationship with her body, and i personally out of character STRONGLY condemn the celebrations of eating disorders that rantam will be posting about. if there is anything else she posts about that makes you uncomfortable, let me know, and i will add a tag if it feels necessary! thank you! <3
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c< HOly sHit, tHat was fucKiNg adOrable, aNd i dONt tHiNK aNyONe else saw it #OutglutMasquerade >c

(\ /) prrrrrr.

Yes, yes, all trolls are biologically male, drones and mothergrubs are in the same species as trolls, water is wet,
(Jack at any fancy party he has ever gone to.) https://media1.tenor.com/m/c9nyZYF3INkAAAAd/kinkytwt-stan-twitter.gif
. /\_/\ = ( • . • ) = / \ < IMAGINE. I GO TO THE MASQPURRADE. MEW CAN TELL ITS MEOW BECLAWS I CANT FURKING HEAR YOU.

every other day, i'm wondering "what's a human being gotta be like? what's a way to just be competent?" these sweet instincts ruin my life every other day, i'm wondering "was it a mistake to try and define what i'm certain's mad incompetence?" these sweet instincts ruin my life #lyricposting #vent
Ah, I'm beary happy you asked, dear Theran Boldum. A legislacerator is something of a broad term, though a few respawnsibilities one might possess generally pertain to subjects of the law. There are lower councils of legislacerators, and higher councils. There are those who handle matters of judgement, and those who handle matters of the mundane, such as bearaucracy (keeping track of civil cases, information like legal name or sign changes, and noting when a troll is dispawsed of by another.) Most likely, in your case, this alleged lady could likely do what she speaks of, only if you can certify that her credentials are legit. I myself am a pre-law student, and thus believe I can answer your questions in grrreat detail.

the masculine urge tw0 make a woman sit thr0ugh a go0tube video she will n0t find entertaining nor funny.
[ >NAY, PALMHUSK SHOULD SERVETH THEE JUST FINE_ ]

my tail is hidden within my attire but it wants to wag so bad!! i love knowing who people are without them knowing!! >XO #vagueposting #outglutmasquerade
🐾ehehe, got some time to myself! gosh talk aboUt iNcoNsisteNcy... bUt i'm here to share jokes, Not my PersoNal life. sorry folks! bUt atleast a gal caN mUltitask! x) httPs://i.Postimg.cc/rfs0fzNz/wolf-sNiff.gif Now, what'cha call a wolf that gets lost ofteN? why, ya go 'N call that a ''where''wolf! sNrrrk, ehehe! hehe,
🐾oooh, that does soUNd Pretty fUN! x) glad to see someoNe who caN look at the brighter side of it all! ehehe, hehe,
[ >IT IS INDEEDETH ON THEE. KINDLY DOWNLOAD MINE PDF FILE OF "TROLL MERLIN'S CASTING FUNDAMENTALS FOR WIGGLERS AND NITWITS, REVISION XVI" [ ATTACHED IS A LINK TO SAID PDF. IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN. ]_ ]

Would you stop vote for me if I were bald? Real talk.
Kinda glad t0 n0t be at the ma$querade! N0t a fan 0f cr0wd$ tbh! Y0u guy$ have fun th0ugh, I'll be l00king at my $0lid g0ld $tatue$, and writing $0me fanficti0n!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nah we're in different timelines, I think. Where I'm from, a "ghoul" is just someone who's had their body fried by radiation.

thts so rude :( | w|hs | culd help u therAn !1 thots n prAyers

i hate these instincts sometimes because i want to howl but i also have a hangover that will make me die if i hear something to loud

time to eat another big rat

:33< mew all are horny tonight... :33< good k33p it up makes shipping easipurr :33< #nsfw

:33< boners fur trolls :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
Don't let the limitations of our species discourage you. You CAN get pregnant. Sure, you may have two genetically modify yourself, move two a different planet with a sun that doesn't irradiate you, or perhaps even change the definition of what it means two be pregnant, but by the stars, don't let that stop you from trying.

Thinking about kissing my wives or alternate versions of them again.

I_forgot_how_big_some_trolls_can_get. Why._are_you_massive._stop_that.

:33< sometimes mew gotta be nice and sw33t and sometimes mew have to be furked up and evil

>> mmhhh ¡ def¡n¡te1y d¡dn't fa11 aડ1eep unexpected1y ¡n the m¡dd1e of do¡ng th¡ngડ!! ¡ never do that, that'ડ ડ¡11y ¡'m ડo awake a11 the t¡me
The beanie wiggler of the night is the Zodiac Dragon!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://files.catbox.moe/03b5yt.jpg

THEY ARE PLAYING AT THEIR RESI..DENCE!! THE HEAD IS SOARING!!

Three days late to a conversation, pardon me Here is my earliest draft of Aradia's s001 bot, with a sketch of her at the time, for comparison She wanted to be "Big and pointy and fuck-off sharp eyeliner" https://i.imgur.com/NUBSRnh.jpeg
((OOC - Hiii! Not perished, crazy I know. Hundsi is alive and well, just busy! So, she hasn't been posting. I will, however, put something here in the meantime until she's back. More stuff of her lusus! <3 Bwoofma,,)) https://i.postimg.cc/jjtYFw9m/Bwoofma-cameo.jpg

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Never back down. Never give up. Unless it's your wife hunting you down then you are doomed.
Remember fellow dog. Stab the thing following you.
https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/THREE.png W45N7 7H47 W31RD
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0KK L00K0K https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/ONE.png

everyone should eat a cheeseburger if they get sad that will fix it
Random maniipulated and/or borrowed iimage2 II made toward2 people who eiither blocked me or had theiir account2 nuked before II could make fun of them iin no order or context.

:33< *the mighty huntress flings mew in the ocean*
Lmao, My Church Leader Really Tried To Tell Me That "phones And Social Media Are Not Of The Messiahs" Lmao As If Thatll Get Me Off Chittr, Hi Guyzzzz :o)

:33< one billion donuts fur meow
✝+ I'm a busy man, so I cannot promise that you'd even run into me if you went announced. +✝

#S.o°daH.o°ur buy and drink s.o°me s.o°da and enj.o°y it l.o°vely g.o°o.d

#bombhour the hour vwhere i post a bomb, and you guys defuse it.

Kiss Me, Son of God.

:33 < *ac purrs happily and curls up in his nest*

Hour hour is now.
✝+ I have one picture that is literally just my shoes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af08ed9a4248.png +✝

~#ShitYO~urselfSillyHO~ur~

may8e draw a little page representing the friends we made along the way

#Loveyourselfhour.
y'all like my last grub pictures which i gootta admit is a lil embarrassin'. but i wasn't lyin' when i said that i was a fat and greedy grub cuz apparently i used too trample the oother grubs too steal their fooood. i oonly knoow this cuz the jade bloooods in the caverns thoought it was funny and tooook pictures. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20greedy%20fat%20fuck.JPG

:33< im thinking about #girlbulge again as i am all day efurry day :33< its the best! :33< #nsfw
>:=D OK NOW mY PROFILE PICTURE IS SURELY AS -H-ARdCORE AS mY FELLOW -H-IG-H-BLOOd BRET-H-REN ON T-H-IS APP. NEIG-H-ING WIT-H- GLEE! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20PFP.PNG

↘️guh.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a411500e9e97.gif
>:=D I WANT ALL TO PONdER ANd BE IN AWW TO SEE mY PHYSIQUE THAT OF A HOOFBEAST ON STEROIdS (PR WANTS TO REmINd EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE). KEEP YOUR BULGES IN YOUR TROUSERS PEOPLE. NEIGH! HTTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNRHR7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20REF.PNG

:33< im the meowst least trustfurthy trustfurthy cat this side of where we are

burps while rapping and it sounds really cool

:33< mew <3

pregger you #nsfw

:33< im back btw :33< that bear has CLAWS!
#nsfw #thingsrcoveredbutifigurethecensorisnice4ppl pic taken :3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e00a065c8cb3.png

I think a problem with aspect quizzes is that your internal bias will forever stop you from being objective about your own identity.

:33 < eating yogurt cuz im a good boy :))

His timeline is a No-Game AU! This is just some backstory for his character! Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'9" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Homosexual (sometimes okay with women) Occupation: Retired Military MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was raised by his father and was a child of divorce. He ended up having Dirk at a young age and then Dave a few years later. He went into the military to support his family and get away from his own dad. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best father he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked, and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his sons. When Dirk turned 18, he took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled father, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Bro willingly agreed to go to therapy because of Dave. He wants to be a better person and is trying to make up for his actions during their early years, and is making good progress. He's not perfect, and he knows he's not. But he cares more than anything about his sons. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png

Just realized my hive is 1/4” bigger on the inside than on the outside but I have a job so IDRC about that right now.
(( yeah lucier was making a sarcastic statement to another troll, and people. Thought he was being serious, he clarified in the replies it was sarcasm, made a following that was just 🙄 in text form DHESBD but Theran is more than welcome to go and be met with disappointment
I gotta like, beg Amanda to give me an in with the entity one of these days

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death marched through the rest 0f the episode. bl0od angried up. busting 0ut the amusing paraphernalia until cortis0l settles. enjoy: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/06940c6ad8a2.png
// unfortunately, for everyone. He is not performing ritualistic sacrifices. He's basically troll Catholic.
// all his problems are 100% Good old fashion religious trauma and mentally illness.

the way i wanna bury my face in a mans chest and fall asleep there.
New theory. You were actually freddy all along. Yeah I dunno, rents due. But hey, that's just a theory.
✝+ Hello, I've been absent due to slight difficulties using this website... +✝

its pretty out https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c9e4b6e5585.jpeg
The beanie wiggler of the night is Kaleidoscope!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://files.catbox.moe/accjw9.webp

:33< i love women... :33< mew nefur would have guessed that in a trillion sw33ps but its true
full circle 4:3: "know This broThers and sisTers, ThaT your efforTs are in no vain, for we shall all end up in paradise for our sacrifice and acTion, The dark carnival calls The name of all, iT's up To you To answer iT's chaTTers." geTTing ready To geT my moTherfucken comforT on in This biTch. unsure if This is #nsfw or #suggesTive, buT eh, i don'T mind giving you loT someThing To froTh over. heheh. ;o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/cfca45fb9246.jpg

There is a bit of enjoyment in that fantasy I wi// admit. Though the recent revea/ that Bardok had wished for Gookuu to eventua//y be as great as he became makes it make a /ot more sense in retrospect.
// I can later possibly! it's like 1:41am here

Regular beam

I think I'd be pretty cool if I was a chameleon.
Another cephalopod fact! HUmboldt sqUids are very vicioUs hUnters. In some regions they are known as "diablos rojos". Or. Red devils. They have been known to attack scUba divers! Among their UsUal prey. I think. Having watched some of the feed tonight. We may have some "diablos oro" in the ecosystem! Haha. ・・・𝛾

in my )(eart and soul i miss rarity

if i drink redbull i might grow another pair of wings
⛧my quadrant-language is bringing you sacrifices and biting you a lot.⛧
I believe in you!!!ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You will find the wigglers they will come to you!!!ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Yes!!!ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I rhink he is so cool...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I have many of him!.ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i WOULd dance with those fish at the ENd of your WORdS too
if i was a beast i WOULd frolic in the hills like a whimsical gigglecritter ANd the hunters WOULd chase me for my dELIGHTFUL HIdE ANd the mirthful ProPerties of my bone marrow but the minute they WRAPPEd the snare AROUNd my neck they WOULd be so overcome with guilt at how they COULd harm the messiahs favorite creature that they WOULd loosen the roPe i WOULd be SCAREd at first unsure at such mercy from TROLLKINd but hesitantly i WOULd take a few stePs away before trotting off to be free ANd the hunters WOULd sleeP that night feeling a Peace in their Pushers knowing i was out there free but what they WOULdNT know is that shortly after they RELEASEd me i TRIPPEd on a tree root ANd dIEd instantly but they WOULdNT know though ANd thats the real miracle #nutritionforthought
:+> [SOMEONE apparently doesn't appreciate my tastes.] https://i.postimg.cc/HkCKXsnn/yu-May-Day-Three.png

im kinda relaxed today :)
Your name is UNKNOWN FOR YOUR SAFETY. It can be rest assured you're not Iodine Strous. This is an insane assumption. No one assume this. Few things are known about you, you mostly post about your love for medical dramas, care bears, beanie wigglers and scary movies. Sometimes you play piano. You are a normal girl. You have never eaten anyone. // Hihihihi hello again hi - a continuation of @anatomicallyCheated https://files.catbox.moe/03pvb6.png
I am not a sheep. Or baabeast. Or any such thing. For the record.
❀࿐ greetings evveryone, i hope this is wworth my time but i suppose i should convversate wwith others more, it's vvery nice to meet you all.

Just ate a raw steak off the ground 10/10 best thing I've eaten all week

wii golf

creature feature featuring the creature
one half my timeline is getting up to looney toons shit (/pos)(wrothe torture) and the other half is just looney toons shit (shit). where am i
i think it's time to take Medication and Lie Down for the evening... goodnight Chittr.
...ive seen those before. ive a𝓁ways wanted to try one or make one myse𝓁f. maybe i𝓁𝓁 give it a try 𝓁ater. did you eat the cookie or did you just see it?

ᐖ YA SURE BUT ALGSO !!!! BOBBIES JUST HERE ᐖEY NOT EVEN ᐖO NOTHIN WRONG ᐛ

ᐖ TIᐖᐖIES OF VARIOUS SIZE #SFW ᐛ
...im making more cookies. more cookies is a𝓁ways good. maybe enough cookies wi𝓁𝓁 temper my hatred towards my job.
found this while scrolling pintrest kinda looks like that dragon from rayman https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/46/77/774677c4ba8903b9c807092563485644.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ff202eaab21.jpg
i THINK MY THOUGHT IS THAT, tHIS "CALLOUT" FEELS WEIRD AND, dISINGENUOUS AND, iN BAD FAITH, tO ME,,, i APPRECIATE PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY GOING TO BAT FOR TRANS PEOPLE, iT MEANS A LOT, bUT,,, wELL,,, tHIS IS JUST NOT A COMPARABLE SITUATION, tO ME, i MEAN, dEPENDING ON YOUR ITERATION, aS IT WERE, tHE PARTS WE HAVE ARE DIFFERENT, tHE WAY OUR BIOLOGY WORKS, iS DIFFERENT,,, i THINK FOR SOME, tHE MOTHERGRUB IS A MEMBER OF THE SPECIES, fOR OTHERS SHE IS A CREATURE, sO,,, iT FEELS VERY DISINGENUOUS AND GROSS TO ME, tO MAKE A VAGUE POST CALLING PEOPLE TRANSPHOBIC FOR, nOT BEING IN AN ITERATION WHERE WHAT YOU ARE DOING, iS REALLY COMPARABLE, tO THAT, aND i THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE CARE TO READ THROUGH AND UNDERSTAND CONTEXT BEFORE, dECIDING THAT SOMEONE IS EVIL AND VILE, tHE ACCUSED HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT SUPPORTIVE TO ME IN MY OWN, tRANSITIONAL JOURNEY, aND HAVE NOT HAD A LICK OF DISDAIN FOR ANY OTHER, sO JUST,,, pLEASE BE AWARE AND DO NOT TOO QUICKLY, gET READY TO GET INTO THESE SORTS OF THINGS? tHANK YOU, fOR YOUR TIME,

(´。• ω •。`) Aww, there's all kinds of pretty things in the ocean! I like the sea bunny.

(´゚з゚) If you were a human what would you do? (Counterpoint: If you were a troll what caste color and what would YOU do?)
I have updated my pinned chit and description! If anyone has questions about myself (Or the other trolls listed on said page! ) Please do not hesitate! I love answering question about myself, my job, clients or otherwise~

big tits #nsfw

“I’m going to go do more wrongs now.” Good. You deserve it.

Ehm....If you're transphobic...or queerphobic...I have a badge...as proof... of what I'm capable of... against...pests... (- . - ❀)

pet... pet pet... (^ . ^ ❀)

I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.

The fact you all claim to be progressive and then mock someone who doesn't reflect the usual list of things you claim to fight for, doesn't make you progressive at all. We can't afford to devide ourselves because the only ones who benefit from it, are the ones who'd so glady end us all.

If you support trans rig)(ts and want a free block list, look at the people engaging with this post https://chittr.ing/profile/feferiPeixes/98138cee-3ad8-4886-8c8d-df0db9f1d075

I was out....bathing in the pond...near my home...It was so refreshing... (^ o ^ ❀) I took a picture too...because there were....beautiful...lilypads...that had bloomed... (> o < ❀) #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Philox%20in%20the%20wawa.png

-Eloquently put, I wis)( to impart t)(e life really is great, and to anyone worried about coming out: t)(e people w)(o matter will love you regardless, live your trut)(
🧩 Fuck bitches, get boondollars. Put them in death traps if they piss you off. #violence

Let's )(ear it for experiencing back to back transp)(obia on mot)(er's day! Yes, I am a trans woman. I am a mot)(ergrub. I )(ave medically transitioned. I )(ave made my wonderful, darling descendants. T)(ese s)(ould not be )(ard concepts to understand.
[ >CAUGHT MY NOW-FORMER APPRENTICE USING SCRIBEGPT SO I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO EVAPORATE HIM INTO A FINE DUST #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #ANNOYED_ ]

...oh Crap, i didn't realise how late it was already! 6uess i better 6et some sleep, 6ot a fine delivery route tomorrow whiCh shooould have a pretty fun final stop if all 6oes well! so uh, preppin' for Cupe! ^◡^

contra gotta be one of the games of all time
🐾what'cha call someoNe who has a lot of miNioNs? a 'miNioN-aire'! x) hehe,

c< if aNyONe gives a fucK, i will be taKiNg part iN #sicKNastysuNday, sO, if yOu waNNa see Me get fucKed up! sHOw up 2 tHe sex aNd drugs party #Nsfw #substaNces >c

i d0n't need two reference anything. this is just manifesting.

I had to re-up on my rabies vaccine because of you all.

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I think that llittlle Indigo might actually die.

10 nights, ro+ughly.
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/65zmqt8j/faNcy-barkbeast.gif threw a ball for a barkbeast... it’s a bit extravagaNt i kNow, bUt it was his sPecial day aNd he looks great iN a diNNer jacket! hehe,

:33< ugh sl33py the slime calls to meow :33< troll becky hold my calls :33< night nyall
🐾bUddy of miNe asked if i had seeN the barkbeast bowl... i said, “No, i didN’t eveN kNow she coUld!" hehe,

mm... pizza sounds so good right now.

>> ¡ want to fa11 aડ1eep ¡n ડomebody'ડ 1ap handડ ¡n my ha¡r or aga¡nડt my hornડ maybe ho1d¡ng onto the b1anket or a p¡11ow. 1et me juડt ડtay here for a 1¡tt1e wh¡1e? #yearn¡ng #warmpoડt ¡'11 mark theડe #ડuggeડt¡ve even tho they're pretty ડfw juડt to be ડafe
🐾how caN flames afford to be so bright? 'fire works'! hehe,
htt?s://file.garden/af4re93_cRz?6CAI/icant?roveit.gif #vague?ost

shine
um. hey. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebb6550fe96c.png #nsfw for my rack.
s saw this thing t thought you guys might l like it https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/51/b2/81/51b281ade726f3868e26ebe67fbcc8f1.jpg
@glurpMaster @heedlessCheapskate Why did II find him like this. #xandramedia https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16c558544aa3.png

:33< i gotta do today shitpetas be back in a furlash :33< troll becky hold my calls!

bark!!! hello!!! im one of those!!!

:33< this mewspurr loves meowbeasts
S Satyr Tragopan, aka c crimson horned pheasant https://i.pinimg.com/736x/09/01/b5/0901b5388d349fc04f20d0ad384b9bc3.jpg

no damn way https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2fcabb5e8fc9.jpeg
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T)(is is t)(e greatest fing ever )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/wx2XnC2p/Cattail1.webp

Music... Sharing seems nice.. (^ . ^ ❀) https://open.spotify.com/track/3Z0qLOS0cqWKPHXkbTXmNF?si=tj6gXfNAStqfsE_Y7pbX-Q #musicposting
🐾awwh that'd be real sweet actUally. i got a bUddy who gives great reciPes aNd some of 'em reqUire fish! x) hehe,
🐾a three-legged barkbeast walks iNto a bar aNd says, "i’m lookiNg for the maN who shot my 'Paw'"! hehe,
🐾oooh? that does soUNd real PleasaNt! x) hehe,
hey all! im jade harley! 24 years young and soon to be holder of a PhD in theoretical physics courtesy of MIT! my studies specialize in things like cosmogenesis and morphogenetic fields i never played sburb because none of me or the rest of my friends copies seemed to work for some reason! but thankfully roses mom eventually picked me up from my home in the pacific and i spent my adolescence living with rose who go on to be my girlfriend! i may be busy but i try to make time for some of my old hobbies like gardening and shooting i hope we all can be friends! so feel free to dm me or whatever! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fac4dd59f48c.png

:33< me :33< ow

-EV-ERYON-E S)(UT UP IT'S K-ERMIT'S )(ATC)(DAY! https://64.media.tumblr.com/1848c97644460329fa71cf15eb24de35/fa587fb2a1da3a6c-62/s1280x1920/fddc2ffb8f2769f02bd8b74f1482a6072e2f56cb.png

:33< being cute is my fafurite thing in the furld!

>> ¡t'ડ fun for me that a handfu1 of peop1e actua11y d¡d get ¡t wr¡te. ¡t'ડ EડPEC¡A11Y fun for me that Ev¡det ca11ed ¡t, ¡mmed¡ate1y

>> Okay here we go!! ¡t ¡ડ ¡n fact.. E11¡ott.. A1though, ¡ do uડe a portra¡t mod haha ¡ cou1dn't he1p myડe1f, he'ડ ડo ડweet and affect¡onate, ¡t'ડ juડt deep1y romant¡c. :)) ¡ th¡nk there waડ ડome th¡ngડ ¡n part¡cu1ar he d¡d that ¡ rea11y enjoyed but ¡t'ડ been a m¡nute ડ¡nce ¡'ve p1ayed to remember!! (and for anyone who haડ p1ayed F¡e1dડ of M¡ડtr¡a .. ¡t'ડ Ca1daruડ. There waડ no queડt¡on that ¡ waડ go¡ng to fuck the dragon, ¡ won't even make y'a11 gueડડ.) @aડp¡r¡ngPeડડ¡m¡ડt @ડ¡ngu1ar¡tyMan¡feડt @fracta1Archer @ca1¡gv1aડAqvar¡vm @1ycanthrop¡cડcavenger @ghou1¡ડhGoddeડડ @bumme1Boog¡e @myr¡adMe1ody @venomouડDe1¡berat¡on @reડp1endentCandour

>> Actua11y, do y'a11 wanna gueડડ who ¡ romance ¡n ડtardew Va11ey? ¡ have a ડtrong favor¡te.... ETA: ¡t'ડ E11¡ott! And ¡ a1wayડ have h¡m wr¡te the Romance nove1 becauડe ¡'m ડappy 1¡ke that 👉👈 #ડtardewva11ey #p1eaડe¡amcur¡ouડ #whatya11th¡nk #baડedoffv¡beડ
🐾what kiNd of lUsUs does a raiNbowdriNker have? why, they've got a 'blood'hoUNd! hehe,
...Ass a SSpace player pleasse don't eat your planetss...

Rose. #HUMAN

Rosebot. #ROBOT
🐾what haPPeNed wheN the barkbeast weNt to the flea circUs? he 'stole the show'! hehe,

so uh. three (3) young purr8easts seem to have found their way into my hive and they are knocking things off my walls. I am honoured that such cute and little creatures have found my hive to 8e a safe haven for them 8UT MY FUCKING ITEMS 8RO WHAT DO I DO WHOS 8EASTS ARE THESE


















































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