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The dead dełivery trøłł is stiłł høłding my package. I’m unsure if I shøułd try tø pry it øut øf their frøzen stubs. … but I did pay an awfuł łøt før thøse scented grubwax mełts.
Anyone caught not refilling the Brita filter will be brutally executed.
HOW YOUЯR LUSUS LOOKS AT YOU JUST BEFOЯRE SETTI_G YOU O_ FIЯRE. JUST BECAUSE YOU DAЯRED TO TELL HEЯR THAT SHE'S _OT E_TITLED TO THIЯRD HELPI_GS JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS LOVED A_D PЯROTECTED A_D SUPPOЯRTED YOU SI_CE _IGHT O_E. GOD!!!!!
HΦGHBLΘΘDS WΦLL BΣ LΦKΣ "HΦGHBLΘΘDS BΣ LΦKΣ" ΛND THΣN BΣ THΣ HΦGHBLΘΘDS THΛT BΣ LΦKΣ
== if you wear stripes... or have stripes... on some part of you... you immediately get... five kaneko points... instead of starting at zero... ==
STaart the faashion discourse you waant to see in this world. I shaall staart - I aactuaally thinkk chequered shirts aare stylish
Every Time I Meet A Friend In Person I Feel Like They Are Looking At Me Like They Are Expecting Me To Get " Weird " At Any Moment. Unfortunately I Am A Normal Troll.
H4V3N'T WORN TH1S 1N 4G3S.... HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/CCFD443783BB.PNG #S3LF13
I'VE STARTED USING MY OWN METRIC IN A LIMP-FRONDED ATTEMPT TO TRACK *SOME* SEMBLANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME *WITHOUT* REFERRING TO ANY OF THE EVIL FUCKING CLOCKS FESTOONING THIS HELLHOLE. IT'S AN INCREMENT OF MY OWN INVENTION. THEY'RE CALLED KARKAT HOURS. ONE KARKAT HOUR = ANY AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT DOING SOME BULLSHIT THAT FEELS LIKE IT IS *ACTIVELY* AGING ME AND ROBBING ME OF MY WANING LIFE FORCE. SO BASICALLY, ANY SHIT THAT MAKES ME OLD. LIKE THIS JOB. THIS JOB IS MAKING ME OLD. WE ARE FORTY-THREE KARKAT HOURS IN. I'VE SWEPT UP THE FLOOR. AS IN I'VE SWEPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR *OUT* OF THIS ABLUTION BLOCK, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE PUT ON THE BIGGEST BOOTS HER STUMPY LITTLE LEGS COULD FIT INTO AND STOMPED THE TILE INTO FUCKING GRAVEL. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO DEATH. WRITING THIS CHITT TOOK AN ENTIRE KARKAT HOUR IN OF ITSELF. WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED.
worm steak not recommended
you're all sooooo pretty..,.,,,,,,,, hahahhhaaa,
i love that top!
I Can Tell The Outfit " Goes Hard " From Even Just The Little Bit I Can See. #slay
== you both look... very nice... i like your outfits...! ==
youre so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) have a good day or night!
I always forget just how delightful of a snack popcorn is
Currently Having The Time Of My Life Scrolling Down
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ō͡≡o..àh, This Is A Toyotà Fortunèr, Onè Of Thè Màny Brànds My Compàny Sèlls. ànd Absolutèly Bèàutiful Pièçè Of Art Thàt'll Gèt You From Any Typè Of Tèrràin With An Aççommodàtion Of At Lèàst Sèvèn Trolls. I Do Not Own Onè Pèrsonàlly But Somè Dày I'll Buy Onè! I'll Wàit Until I Finish My Chèvrolèt Collèçtion. #sçuttlèbuggiès #çàrposting https://filè.gàrdèn/zxtqg2hnbxlçqhn2/front-lèft-sidè-47.jpg
CLOURTMO CO.™ HAS THIS METHOD OF DISCIPLINE WHERE IF YOU’RE A FAILURE, THEY PUT YOU IN THE HOLE! COMPLETELY DARK, NOTHING AROUND, NOWHERE TO GO, AND THEY DROP SLOP INTO IT NOW AND THEN TO KEEP YOU FED! IT DOES WONDERS FOR PUTTING LACKLUSTER EMPLOYEES AND TWO-BIT SLACKERS BACK IN LINE! 𓂃✍︎
gOOd news i’m finally getting sOmeOne tO clean the mOld
Idk who needz to hear diz but Do not worry abt that jealouz perzon in ur life ( ＾ω＾) they zped up, u nightcore they picrew, u gacha life they manhwa, u manga remember dat brozki (*｀▽´*)
Evil sticks to me with a leech who can taste only my blood. And by evil, I mean my cat, who has been following me around all morning because she is under some false assumption I have decided to change her feeding time by three hours just because I accidentally tapped the bag of cat food while grabbing something else.
~Great googly moogly, some trolls are just beyond help!~
🐾what lUscii are oN legal docUmeNts? why, that'd be the emPire-aPProved ''seals''! hehe,
aw man i thot this was abt a cat
Women
Ah I sUppOsE thE mEOwbEAst Is OUt Of thE cArryIng vEstmEnt. I Am cUrrEntly dAtIng @wrIttEnrEvOlUtIOn In thE flUshEd qUAdrAnt, A rEcEnt dEvElOpmEnt I Ask my kInblOOdEd tO blEss OUr rElAtIOnshIp And mAy thE mEssIAhs lOOk UpOn Us In jEst, vIOlEncE, And mIrth. AmEn.
🐾what'cha call a sleePiN' bUll? a ''bUll-dozer''! hehe,
hm. how mu(h of a (hara(ter will i be able to do, a(tuall7, for a masquerade. feels a little sa(rilegious! #outglutmasquerade
( Ꮚ ͠° ꈊ ͡°Ꮚ) < 𝕺𝕹 𝕬𝕹 𝖀𝕹𝕽𝕰𝕷𝕬𝕿𝕰𝕯 𝕹𝕺𝕿𝕰, ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thankies tons 'n tons to my new followers, @polychromatousPawky , @temptedAnoxia , @pushrbreakSchism , @healerValvia , @scratchDoc , and @playfulPinniped !!!! Y'all make this content worth makin'!!!!
\ y0u kn0w y0u made a s0c1al blunder when a cl0wn wants t0 bl0ck y0u f0r a j0ke /
II don't know how Jadebloods do it. Losing even just one pupa breaks my heart. II never imagined there were so many runts that end up getting eaten by the bigger grubs. :( </3 Anyone have any advice...? #breedingcaverns #jadebloods #grubocide #grubongrubviolence
GOOD 'MORNING'. STILL NOT USED TO USING THAT PARLANCE FOR THE TIME I WAKE UP- EVERY TIME I GO OUTSIDE I FLINCH THINKING THE SUN MIGHT FRY ME LIKE TEMPURA. SPEAKING OF, MANY THINGS HAVE, APPARENTLY, BEEN RE-CREATED ON EARTH-C DURING THE TIMESKIP SO TODAY WE HAVE TEMPURA FOR BREAKFAST. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS ISN'T A TYPICAL FOOD USED FOR THE MORNING MEAL TO WHICH I SAY FUCK YOU ITS GOOD AND I'M EATING IT.
observe. my #beetleart. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/06/Untitled450_20260406180759.png
👏✨💕the absolute sexiest thing a troll can do is support #smallbusiness💕✨👏
✐ᝰ I had a strawberry Poptart flavored Peep earlier and it made me really want to hurt people. ᝰᝰ
// OOC: HAHAHAAAA NICE!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f741f6a69517.png
His Gleeful Tyranny asking f☆r glitter gives me an idea f☆r a new dress... #letmec☆☆k
ALL THESE PINNED MESSAGES. I HAVE TO CROSS THE PACIFIC FUCKING OCEAN TO SEE MY TIMELINE.
Not enough pathetic men in my dms, tragically.
☆Never enough. Where have all the pathetic men gone?? Why aren't they begging in our DMs?☆
Savevd my pr.o°file picture I think
felt cute might delete this later https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a8b5e7e1c65.png
Presented without comment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f7bf8afc410e.png
Man. My co-workers can be such freaks somet;mes.
That is very pretty yes
// I'll post a pinned later, but If what he's saying is too hard to understand, I'll just write in clear English, and IF you think he's too mean to your muse, please let me know! He's my meanest muse yet, and I would feel bad if you aren't having fun writing with me <3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Taking #DayofRest verys eriously right now I've been doign nothing but resting. Like. Literally I've been taking 10-20 minute naps every 5-10 minutes. ]
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
\ h8rs g0nna h8 and sk8rs g0nna sk8!!!! /
0mg make sure y0u all s7ay hydra7ed 7n as well!!
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧
https://cdn.iᛗgchest.cøᛗ/files/9a04fc9e814a.png felt cute, ᛗight delete later #øc #selfie𓅟
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( now, for all the fun i'm making, don't forget, cavern duty is serious business! especially for someone like me!! )
I CANNOT HELP BuT FEEL. I WOKE uP AT A VERY SPECIFIC AND WEIRD TIME. ON THIS SITE.
omg ur toppppp |s so cute |m jelAloussss
>>| fuck my .eyes. decided to stay late .and then "hmm? why .is .it bright .outside?", .only to be blasted .away from the fucking window by .all solar .arrays. like .a jade dweller deep .in the caverns, .only .using dim torches .as .a source .of light, to be shot by thousands .of light from flashlights, something like that. .eyes still hurt, blurry but .i'm doing fine. .i'll go to sleep, .i guess. good day to .everyone .else.
WELCOME BACK. BITCHES, WHORES, AND ALPHAS. TO THE ART DUNGEON. WITH ME. THE ART MASTER HIM SELF. COMING AT YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW TYPE OF CONTENT. CALLED "SPEED DRAWING". I HAVE COME UP WITH IT MY SELF. BEHOLD, AND WATCH. AS THE MOST AMAZING ART YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, IS CREATED FOR YOU TO SEE. IT IS LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT THERE WITH ME. WATCHING ME CREATE PURE MAGIC. IN DIGITAL ART FORM. JUST A LITTLE PEEK, INTO THE LIFE OF AN ARTS MASTER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1431758C2E5C.GIF #ART #TRUEART #AMAZINGART #OUTSTANDINGART #GOODART #GREATART #FANTASTICART #BADASSART #THEMAN #MANGA #ANIME #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MAN #GAKA #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #ULTIMATEARTIST
#birdweek. can collab. with #beetleweek. thoughts.
