♥ liked by @tintedNectarous
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
Quick hist0ry 0f #creamfest I h0sted a party called #screamfest f0r #megid0may R0se made a typ0, i made a j0ke And inadvertently g0t pe0ples h0pes up f0r a #megid0may themed 0rgy #nsfw
I was out....bathing in the pond...near my home...It was so refreshing... (^ o ^ ❀) I took a picture too...because there were....beautiful...lilypads...that had bloomed... (> o < ❀) #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Philox%20in%20the%20wawa.png
[The troll whith the white and black streaked hair braided behind him isn't facing the camera, just walking. He stands shirtless carrying a bale of hay over each shoulder. His stride is confident despite himself. Scars old and new litter his front and back from what can be seen of the rustblood's side profile. His belt hugs tight around his waist to keep his dirtied at the thigh slacks up. The photo cuts off at the knee] #suggestive -🐎
heyo wh∆t the fuck is up chittr world i'm ∆w∆ke, i'm refreshed ∆nd i c∆nnot move from this spot right now.
Had a bit o1 a late shi1t a^d I’m back 1rom work ^ow a^d I heard you 9uys wa^ted to see this? I do^’t u^dersta^d why but sure! https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/119551820_8J0^B9MApprVjl7.p^9?1778211611
i WILl NOt TakE a PiCTUre Of My Man WhILE he'S AsLEEp. I WILl HOWEver SharE MY FavOrITE PicTURe HIs Ex And DeAR FriENd NeHl ToOk OF him. https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e9ecdda273276b41cdfa1f9eaf0bada/f2cbfed97dbd2fb5-be/s640x960/32fa4d9f4b6713e3fa92b05481f9ad5a97731715.png
luckiest guy ∆bout over here :)
<<"o-okay...... here goes nothing... p-please don't be too mean... #nsfw">> <<"https://i...postimg...cc/clxcpvp2/bulgeposting...png">>
✿ dude. i care 💜 chug 14 more
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm !sS !t too late to bulge posst? #nsfw #bulgep!c https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!less/da53dad9d696.png꠹
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/Qt7XqkQp/traf.png > [ CW: INCORRECT USE OF CAUTION TAPE ,. #nsfw
> [ SORY I GOT EXCITE D trip is here too guys were going to get BUREGRS !!<,
> [ IM GOnNA DRIVE A SCUTTLEBUGGY a BeetleWagon 205 model OLd BUT HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY sooocool,,.!! not as cool as a CARRIERWASP 19 but those arenT beginner friendly.,i would crash anddie probaly (bcause it goes so fast). will keep everyone updated NOT ON The Road BECAUSE THATS ILLEGAL?dont chit and drive
,’:0) 28 In #nsfw #bulgep☺sting https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/87637790_zqz☺pyujfynzq9k.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6669e40a68ed.png reposting with the proper link!!
∻Filling a pail is s☢ embarrassing like here's what's in my sl☢psack I guess. #nsfw∻
i tried playing video gameSss once but two dudeSss on my team Ssstarted getting in a heated argument in vc and i got a boner Ssso hard i paSssSssed out and got banned
Hey chittr httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/118946766_cLhjaWZZQ7zzunbW1.png #nzzfw ~♬
#hornyposting #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png
I’m sorry was that Karl Marx in my replies just now.
☆ hmmm, probably gonna try and steal some Klueless highbloods wallet so I Kan buy a fretless bass, maybe even a pedal as well ☆
an adderall, a piiece of caffeiine gum, and a rock2TTar energy are parTT of a balanced breakfa2TT
c< at sHitpeta's request, iM gOiNg 2 sleep, gOOdligHt everyONe, i HOpe 2 dreaM Of #girlbulge #Nsfw, i guess >c
#NSFW P[EASE DO NOT DO TH]S. A[WAYS MAKE SURE YOU ARE SAFE[Y SECURED TO A [ADDER AT A[[ T]MES HTTPS://]][].]O/B6ME512.PNG
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My #fig[][]tnig[][]t victory yesternig[][]t! It was quite t[][]erapeutic to get all t[][]at out. I t[][]ink I did well for my first time t[][]ere. @ascendedAnew was a lovely referee. :> #violence #gore ? [][]ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/fe8c1ddf433b57443a23812535c2499f/d0f7a1eb8d65cee5-4d/s500x750/17fa26a04cfe18c97a7f5fc12aa13d901d61baaf.png
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/118878955_℧X6FCvLdVErGcc4.png @xxScenegrlxx im s℧ch a feminist i gabe chchow m shirt n dont even need it backkkk lol my shirtt (V)(๑>•̀๑)(V)
That is NOT in the bible
chittr has proven that if you give ten thousand grubs their own typewriter eventuaLLLLy one of them wiLLLL be abLLe to make a coherent post
ok who here wants to see me doxx wrothe 1n real t1me
L322 than an hour now moth3rfuck3r2 ar3 you r3ady??? #FightNight #ThrowdownThur2day
We77 One Of U$ I$ Gonn@ H@ve To Ch@nge @xx$cenegr7xx http$://i.ibb.co/jjzkm077/img-6923.png
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
Jeff the Having a Normal One.
MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/bv7Nw7bz/traffic-cones.jpg > [ REGULATIONS are im[protant
c∆ll me ∆ wiz∆rd the w∆y im pondering her orbs #nsfw
Taps the sign. Past 9pm. Don’t trust your thoughts. No, all your friends do not hate you. Send Chit.
>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/ART.png hello i drew my self my self . do you think ive made it good?
What2 th3 2p33d limit of pailing? 68, b3cau23 at 69 you hav3 to turn around #n2fw
hey ended up surviving if th∆t w∆sn't obvious
> [ he threw up by th way.,
fuck i still feel so fucking empty h∆d me fucking begging for it whenever she pulled out th∆nks ∆z @solitudes∆l∆m∆nder #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/wpkszsqs/sprite-0001.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjnj3dtr/sprite-0002.jpg
quadrants are fake. do what feels right. smear, flip, va(illate, who (ares
woof woof woof woof woof @woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. woof woof woof!
✪✪✪✪ - https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6fb69f02fdf.jpg Cats in cups
≈ Ĩf you ignore the red flags, the grandiose plans for my empire, and the general malaise that follows my presence, Ĩ'm a nice girl, really. ≈
M✴y ✴s w୭ll just chug th୭ b✧ttl୭ n✧w t✧ m✴ximiz୭ ✧n tim୭ drunk. ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
HOPING EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL DAY, APOLOGIES FOR NOT POSTING OFTEN. NOTHING TOO MUCH TO POST ABOUT. [|:^)
An' herre we have Big Berrtha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63e83c0e3c9.jpeg
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
°⚬°⚬〇 d〇 ya'll want #substances at the p⚬⚬l party 〇°⚬°⚬
°⚬°⚬〇 t°m⚬rr⚬w. p⚬〇l party. d〇n't f⚬rget it. 〇°⚬°⚬
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Exercise? You Think I Could With Legs Like These? I Think You Meant Extra Fries. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Please note that even while I file my taxes, I shake with pure unbridled rage. You are never alone with your hatred of the IRS; I am always with you.
🎉bro 'french' isnt even a real thing lmao🎉
console.log("//everyøne please enjøy my løser ass limebløød"); console.log("//she uses tøølbøxkind sø her weapøns are a pipe wrench and a nail gun as her weapøns"); console.log("https://file.garden/acvcrw-lgd3føfzc/retria_ligmaa-1.png");
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
My secret is that you have to reheat your flavordisks in the airfryer instead of oven or microwave.
IN TODAY’S POST WE ARE GOING TO BE #POSTING BE SURE TO LIKE. COMMENT. AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT MORE POSTS LIKE THIS.
> [ thats so uncool theyll get into AN ACCIDENT on their way back to their hives dont worry trip they will,. ok? htey will
I can confirm this is true in most scenarios.
> [ remember to wear your SEATBELT when on THE ROAD or else you will DIE FOR REAL,.probably ithink? my researhc
"= i say often that i'm getting ready to go somewhere. yet. i am not actually getting ready at all. it is in one way a bait, and in another way, sheer distracted energy, i am still covered in sopor from the cupe and undressed. ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN I HIT FROM THE BACK YOU BETTER EXPECT THAHAT I'M GONNA PLAY YOUR CHEEKS LIKE SOME TIG OLE MUTHAHAFUCKING BONGO DRUMS. #nsfw
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
> [ yea yea yea IM FIGURING IT OUT! IM FIGURING IT OUT my husktop is so much better, than my palmhusk. less clunky. better better better yea
> [ @tintedNectarous trip hi trip AM I DOING THIS RIGHt help pleas my chittr is very bright,. thank you! very much!
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3833 < I will be #sealposting at random through my Chittr experience. > 3833 < This is a Ribbon Seal. > https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//2024-06/750x500-adult-ribbon-seal-closeup-lindsay-afsc.jpg
[|||] sooometimes i fiiind it fuuunny that liiike, waaanting seeex and stuuuff can be deeescribed as "caaarnal desiiire" becaaause liiike, "caaarnal" sooounds like a wooord relaaating to meeeat,,, ,,,oooh lmaooo i get iiit~ #nsfw