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An' herre we have Big Berrtha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63e83c0e3c9.jpeg
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
°⚬°⚬〇 d〇 ya'll want #substances at the p⚬⚬l party 〇°⚬°⚬
°⚬°⚬〇 t°m⚬rr⚬w. p⚬〇l party. d〇n't f⚬rget it. 〇°⚬°⚬
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Exercise? You Think I Could With Legs Like These? I Think You Meant Extra Fries. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Please note that even while I file my taxes, I shake with pure unbridled rage. You are never alone with your hatred of the IRS; I am always with you.
🎉bro 'french' isnt even a real thing lmao🎉
//everyone please enjoy my loser ass limeblood https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/retria_ligmaa-1.png
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
My secret is that you have to reheat your flavordisks in the airfryer instead of oven or microwave.
IN TODAY’S POST WE ARE GOING TO BE #POSTING BE SURE TO LIKE. COMMENT. AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT MORE POSTS LIKE THIS.
> [ thats so uncool theyll get into AN ACCIDENT on their way back to their hives dont worry trip they will,. ok? htey will
I can confirm this is true in most scenarios.
> [ remember to wear your SEATBELT when on THE ROAD or else you will DIE FOR REAL,.probably ithink? my researhc
REST IN PEACE, MY GRANNY, SHE GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA YEAH, I THINK ABOUT HER EVERY TIME I HIT THE HOOKAH KABOOM, KABLOW, KABOOM I WAS IN MY ROOM TRYNA TEACH MY LITTLE SISTER THEN I HEARD A BOOM, AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A MISSILE WHO THAT IS? WHAT THAT WAS? OH, THAT GRANNY, OH, SHE DONE WHAT THE FUCK THEY HIT HER WITH? WHAT THE FUCK THEY HIT HER WITH? A FUCKIN' BAZOOKA, LIL' BITCH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I'M DRAWIN' PLAYS ABOUT THAT BLITZ EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I'M THINKIN' 'BOUT HOW THEY DID YOU QUICK GRANNY, I'M SORRY, BUT I'MA HAVE TO GO 'HEAD AND FORGIVE 'EM AND FORGET I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO YOU GON' SLIDE, YOU GON' LOSE YOUR WHOLE CREW
"= i say often that i'm getting ready to go somewhere. yet. i am not actually getting ready at all. it is in one way a bait, and in another way, sheer distracted energy, i am still covered in sopor from the cupe and undressed. ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN I HIT FROM THE BACK YOU BETTER EXPECT THAHAT I'M GONNA PLAY YOUR CHEEKS LIKE SOME TIG OLE MUTHAHAFUCKING BONGO DRUMS. #nsfw
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
> [ yea yea yea IM FIGURING IT OUT! IM FIGURING IT OUT my husktop is so much better, than my palmhusk. less clunky. better better better yea
> [ @tintedNectarous trip hi trip AM I DOING THIS RIGHt help pleas my chittr is very bright,. thank you! very much!
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3833 < I will be #sealposting at random through my Chittr experience. > 3833 < This is a Ribbon Seal. > https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//2024-06/750x500-adult-ribbon-seal-closeup-lindsay-afsc.jpg
[|||] sooometimes i fiiind it fuuunny that liiike, waaanting seeex and stuuuff can be deeescribed as "caaarnal desiiire" becaaause liiike, "caaarnal" sooounds like a wooord relaaating to meeeat,,, ,,,oooh lmaooo i get iiit~ #nsfw