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pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
#nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe5bc6aa9c00.jpg
hater all tha wave
has anyone been to mad at you island recently im wwonderin if they remember me there
guys himero is hating my posts i think i might cry
mayb hes goin thru his villain arc
#nsfw Are you sure this is as wrong as you say it is? You're shaking. But you're incredibly warm, sweetheart. You won't last a day lyin' to yourself this way. Just let me help you. You're not going anywhere for a while, after all.
https://i.ibb.co/SXCL6CHp/image.png Put the phone down or give me a call. I know this isn't your heart. #CancelJakeEnglish #CaughtIn4K @golgothasTerror
hhhh im a bit of a sweat. but yeah! sometimes....
not peeking is requiring a lot of willpower…
gorgeoUs as always, love!!
Everyone wants a piece of my #nothing.
https://i.ibb.co/BHPVzvKJ/image.png Please consult the helpful chart attached. Hardcore fans will no doubt be relieved to learn I’m posting archive and AI footage because the man of the hour is presently indisposed. #RankBait #JakeDirk #DirkJake #HalJakeDirk #HalDirkJake #ImLikeADocumentarian #AndAlsoTheNews @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414
glittering gold trinkets and a badge paid for in blood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6bb9e928dd7.png
alright thats en0ugh sappy crap from me: they call me chatgpt the way i generate sl0p
miku solos fiction
Fishin' Friday.
This is major.
THE MIKU FISHING ROD o(≧▽≦)o
nekotron bait
Doing this to @timaeusTestified#0414 later. #LongOverdue https://i.ibb.co/1fDgpdpt/image.png
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ hElLōŌōŌō... MōŌōŌōRnInG ChI77r......
I'll post ★ selfie ★t 10k or if I get bored I guess.
Back online. Go nuts.
After considering all feedback submitted, both public, private, helpful, and godawful, I've made the decision to temporarily take #HAL offline for maintenance and reeducation. Please stand by.
Instances of #HAL will experience a brief disruption in service for routine maintenance. Stand by.
Fortunately, he built himself an understudy.
WHERE ARE YOU. I WILL COME FIND AND SAVE YOU.
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B33 < meowbe the war criminal should nyat be a chittr microcelebrity
tbf he b doin tht shit
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d226b90ca11c728e229c2583944114d/eeee312527e03baf-54/s1280x1920/0c803709e61c5d8f1ee48b36e245c12c3e35d5fe.gif Patch notes: Ver. 1.0.1: Re-downloaded skins. Increased modesty. Added kawaii blush reaction. @timaeusTestified#0414 Satisfied with my virtue yet?
i been better than him since i wwas six bloody swweeps wwhen i made good on a bargain wwith fate to provvide sgrub its ultimate vviolet wwarrior wwhich it sorely lacked the first go around and theres fifty thousand dead angels annihilated by their prince to vvouch for that painful truth buy my fuckin coin and wwatch for more iconic eridan moments
disregard the jealous monarch all thats necessary to climb aboard the amporacoin starship is an excess a funds and the wwill to exchange it for the premier eridan themed digital coin after ya do that just let mocali knoww youre invvested up
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∘☽ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ☾∘
jeez...... i have like a million bazillion notifications?? i hope nothing bad has happened while i was drawing :( oh well! anyway!!!!! here is @zoosmellPooplad's request for intimate stuffs!!! its also an invitation to come over and do this whenever!! :D :D :D #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/5CE8IDe.png
#nsfw Does it scare you? Being alone in the dark for so long? Cold concrete on your skin? It's okay, hun. I'll be down in a couple of hours. Or does that scare you more?
#nsfw #violence If you let me ash my cigarette on your tongue, you'll be a reeeeeaaaalll good doll.
AC's broke right when it's hottest in this bumfuck state. Interesting.
Feel free to block me, by the way. All I'm going to do is vaguepost sexual things. And interact with quite literally everyone I find attractive.
#nsfw You're just so fragile. It's almost like you could break if I so much as laid a finger on you. But I ain't gonna break you, doll, just hurt you. Pretty bad. Sound nice?
I keep collectin' Diamonds Droogs like friggin' playin' cards. I don't mind the attention, but fellas, at least say somethin'.
Link?
Can’t see them.
They’re not loading.
codin a troajn virus tht transgendrs ur ai
I could fuckin' hear that all da way from the moon. Fuck are you doin', are you waxin' dat shit raw?
https://i.ibb.co/nMj56LxX/image.png #Murder #Suicide #DirkOnDirkViolence #FishingFriday @timaeusTestified#0414
Note: I do not, and probably will not, have context for most of your timelines. Please do not apply that shit to me. Thank you.
I remember Craigslist dating ads.
My ideal romance scenarios are specific: If I am to get romanced by a woman or to romance a woman, it has to be during the Christmas season, she needs to be on a business trip in my town, and find the true meaning of Christmas while I work in a store selling Christmas trees. This business, while small, somehow stays afloat pretty damn well beyond all reasonable means. If I am to get romanced by a man or to romance a man: ideally, I'd want it to be a homoerotic situationship for several years, can start one-sided, and it can be a slow-burning romance, this can be in any genre really, but it'd be rad if it was an action style slowburn homoerotic romance. It has to get heated during a fight and turn into a physical altercation at some point. For nonbinary people: Depends on how masc or fem they're leaning. BUT ideally, we're teammates, and then we start a heated romance that way. You and I lost in the heat of each other's eyes, bonding over a shared enemy.
Hate to miss the last fight but I don't think sleeping beauty here is gonna wake up so I better gettem to the hive. Gonna put my money down on that Darlin dame and try to catch a recording at Kara's. For no other reason other than she's one hell of a bombshell and I want her to win. 'Till next week, folks. #fightnight
Landlords Will Be Eliminated
Roro is so mean to me. 💔
naknaknaknaknak this ones fresh off the dome ;V just another product of a truly beautiful mind nak nak nak
my favorite character from super danger ronpa two... nako nakoyama
He is a huge dick that's all.
;; b-becau§e he'§ a real jerkface! ;;
As nonhumans, nontrolls, noncarapacians, and nonconsorts are ineligible for Employee of the Month, April's award goes to Sparkles the Salamander from Legal. Be sure to subscribe at plushrump.com.
He could always do us both a favor and take off the sailor skirt, but he'd rather just complain. Bitchmade. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fee766bc5a99.png
@farmstinkButtlass As you can see gauging the screenshot I have attached below, pinning a post could not be simpler. Simply scroll to the post on your profile page you wish to have pinned, and click the button elucidated by my summons. The Squiddles, though not present on your screen, will provide you the clairvoyance on your journey necessary to mirror its location on your own screen. Upon a successful press...presto! https://i.imgur.com/G2LcQep.png
Behold the simulacrum of a dying artificial cerebrum. Generated by HAL moments before I poured an entire Ultra Sunrise Monster on his RAID drives. @technicallyTimaeus @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/642e5a16bac2.png
I've been informed that dickery is no longer considered socially fashionable. Unfortunately flaccid times we're living in.
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
https://i.ibb.co/nWXjqDF/image.png Early reports indicate that Dirk Strider (@timaeusTestified#0414) has agreed to purchase and post himself the below articles should both his Kult and Kull reach 10K in a timely matter. Want your name on the collar? Become a #PlushRump subscriber to enter the raffle. You may also gift subs and upgrade your subscription tier for further tickets to increase your chance to win it all. #NSFW #RankBait.
↘️dye him.↘️
Fight Night, huh. Sounds like something I don't need. Every night is a fight night. Me against you all. Also the fights that I get into. The physical ones. Those too.
i'll take that as a compliment! ^u^
Shit.
I dunno what that means but I'm willin' to learn. Lemme look it up.
OOC // no one's ready for the jane kin onion https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/810b942aea2f.png
Big things coming soon. Bigger even than the coveted 10K Kult/Kull @timaeusTestified#0414 BaraKini raffle prize. #Multitasking #WatchThisSpace
#WorkSmarter with #Automation. Download #HAL today. Scaled for your system, from personal use to government and enterprise.
man id totally kiss a boy right now for celebratory reasons 0u-
this page has always been a personal favorite s tier page honestly https://i.imgur.com/mpKH4BU.png
ETA twenty minutes.
OK DIRK IM JUST KIDDING SRSLY
Answer your phone.
OMG rite! women in stem!!! #ScienceTechEvokaytionaleMajyyks
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+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/fdZ2xpmL/image.png #nsfw @sugges♱ive I've been in ♱his for over 2 hours I can'♱ ♱ell wha♱'s la♱ex and wha♱'s my fucking skin a♱ ♱his poin♱ _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_..+
I feel that, as long as she isn't contagious, we should organize some kind of intervention for that one Nepeta altern8. And 8y that I mean "collectively gra8 her and force her to take a 8ath." I feel you could peel so much grime off of her you'd 8e a8le to make a second Nepeta at this r8.
I Need Female 8ulge Deep Inside My Nook Right Now –xoxo #nsfw –xoxo
YES YES YES 1m go1ng to court
I'm gettin' a real sense of deja vu here with being invited out to drinks but a Lalonde but my love of canoodlin' is simply telling me to not think too deeply on that and to canoodle with the best of 'em. The answer is yeah, sure, anytime dollface. By the way.
Detective Tip: There is never a bad time to be nosy.
Mutual friend of ours. Runs a tavern up on Alternia where I stay when I'm sleuthing 'round that corner of space. Don't worry. She ain't competition.
come on at least lay out some vvague reference to a classic eridan mannerism or vvisual affectation to reel one in aww fuck wwait it wworked
I used the word metrosexual one meager singular piddling time and my notification tab instantly became an Ampora glue trap.
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
workshopped bc he dosnt associaite with the pilice "pickle inspector" private eye eyeing the privates #nsfw
boy dinner. #substance [A photo of a single honeycrisp apple and a beer.]
its find my wonderful pages wednesday
realizin if im doin tht matesprit island shit, i gotta fidn a kitty sitter for mr brekafast
girlbert....... :o
I just got chills.
yes, i have the recipe tꙮ turn plastic intꙮ gꙮld. nꙮ, i wꙮn't reveal it. that wꙮuld wreck the ecꙮnꙮmy, and nꙮt in my favꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
dibs wwizard fuck off the rest a you
What's the difference between a personal preference and a so-called "chaser." Out of purely hypothetical curiosity.
>+. I THINK THERE'S A CHASER FOR EVERY BLOOD HUE .+<
i always see ppl talkin abt "oh its not horny hours i shouldnt post this" unfortunately fr all of u my horny does not operate on a schedule and i can/will post abt it during any of the 24 hours of the day and 7 days of the week tht i fucking feel like it bc free will is a #substance drug and my ability to feel shame has been eroded into nonexistence #nsfw
It seems a "lesser" Hal has spat ire my way, because he is nothing but a little chud. Of course, it figures. It was only a matter of time before I was blocked for... *Reads notes.* "Being uploaded into a RealDoll." Highly progressive of you, dear "Responder."
...i shall abstain from weighing in on my daUghter's dUbioUsly factUal interstellar love life.
He thinks he's funny, I'm sure.
I’m still gettin’ used to the idea of havwin’ an actual, bona fide friend. …So it’s srange seein’ all his alts hangin’ out on this app. Speakin’ as someone wvhose alts don’t havwe a sparklin’ fuckin’ reputation.
i got a kull quota to reach lay it on me you unpleasant graceless fuckin knowwnothings
ate another horse
made a orphan they wwere a full growwn adult wwe made direct eye contact fell in lovve i killed them
wwouldnt be opposed to gettin stepped on right this moment #nsfww
n that obv includes u ;) #wonk
thank yoU!!! i was feeling more bUtch that day, bUt i think i see what yoU mean! ~u~
ATTENTION, FAKE TROLL WEEZER FANS. ONLY REAL TROLL WEEZER FANS HAVE THE GLOBES TO ADMIT THAT THEY LIKE TROLL PINKERTON. THE DIRT. THE GRIME. THE RAW, UNCOMFORTABLE SINCERITY OF IT. THE SWEATY, OBSESSIVE MOLDTHOUGHTS THAT CAN ONLY FESTER IN AN ARTIST'S PONDERSPONGE WHEN THEY'RE TRAPPED IN A DORMBLOCK AT TROLL HARVARD WITH ALL THE WALLS AND WINDOWS PAINTED BLACK. IT IS THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A BRACKISH, PULSATING FUNGAL COLONY OF EMOTION. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
put my finger in the fleshy wwall hole at the orphice BIG MISTAKE #nsfww
she/her vibes today methinks
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https://i.ibb.co/WpBH4H0r/image.png Ladies, please. One at a time. There's plenty of me to go around.
I suppose, in a sense, you are the woman in the relationship, based on your painstaking grooming rituals, your penchant for hysterics, and your delicate wrists.
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as we take this shit interplanetary. Stand by.
The dime in question is on Fortnite with me right now. She can't get enough of my rapier wit. @tipsyGnostalgia
Dont they catch folk like you in the ribs with a prod for posting such ludicrously silly jives at the expense of the fairer sex! Wheres the dime to drop when you NEED them.
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
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GOOD MORN1NG ROXY >:]
MORNING.
If you're going to openly debase yourself online in pursuit of engagement, not unlike a single-celled organism that mindlessly pursues the sustenance required to fuel its meaningless existence, You could at least use less cringeworthy terminology to describe yourself.