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A "First Chitt" this is nothing to sneeze at! It must per perfect! It must capture my very core! AH! I know! Hello Gordons!
i wanted to get back into troll splatoon / but i couldn't / because i can't afford a subscription to online / but kalian got it for me / so i can play with him and the others now / which is great / because i love troll splatoon / i'll show my octoling someday
I got better.
landed you in the hospital yknow its cool and all
It was a good night's work.
she got through them all and thensome
i think starting the day by posting hole is the best thing you can do! go out there and face the world with your hole out and ready! :D #nsfw (artist: soldierexclipse) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/assup.png
I mean. I guess. What does flirty type even mean?
@STARPOWER @GUTSYGUMSHOE [CLOSE-UP. HANDHELD ANGLE, LIKELY ON A PALMHUSK. DARK ROOM. AUSTERE LACK OF EMBELLISHMENT. FLICKERING, EMERGENCY-LIGHT RED ILLUMINATES HIS FACE.] ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHOWRUNNER. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS SPEAKING. FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOR FORCING ME TO GLAZE MYSELF IN NOT ONLY A PRIVATE, ONE-TO-ONE MEDIUM, BUT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHITTR BODY AT LARGE AS A PREREQUISITE TO BEING ON THIS ALREADY INSIPID BARKBEAST SHOW OF A PROGRAM. I'M GOING TO ENSURE THAT MY AUDITION IS NOTHING SHORT OF PAN-STRIPPINGLY, BULB-FRYINGLY LONG BEYOND ALL POSSIBILITY OF TRUNCATION IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT AS FEW PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE SHOWRUNNER STAFF BOTHER TO GIVE IT A PASSING GLANCE AS ONE GIGANTIC, FLAMING MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU AND THIS FUCKED UP TEMPLE TO DEVILRY YOU'VE ERECTED IN THE TOWN SQUARE OF THIS FUCK-AWFUL ONLINE PLATFORM. FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. FUCK YOU AND YOUR COIFFED TRESSES AND YOUR GLINTING TEETH AND YOUR SPRAY-GRAYED, CHEMICAL-BASTED, OVER-INSURED EXPRESSION PLATE, CHRYSS MCLEAN. UGH. TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST QUESTION AND ALL OTHERS, I'M GOING TO CANNIBALIZE THINGS THAT *OTHER* TROLLS HAVE SAID ABOUT ME INTO A GROTESQUE HODGE-PODGE OF A SELF-DESCRIPTION THAT PUTS ME AT LEAST *ONE* LAYER OF REMOVAL AWAY FROM BLOWING A THUNDERCLOUD OF RIP-ROARING SMOKE UP MY CHUTE. BEING FUNNY ISN'T A SPECIAL TALENT. NEITHER IS BEING SMARTER THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE DROOLING, SPONGE-ROTTED CHITTRLINGS WHO ARE LIKELY ALREADY ENTERING THIS TELEVISED CULLSPORT. THE FACT THAT I'M CAPABLE OF POSTING THE OCCASIONAL ORIGINAL IMAGE OR PHOTO IS A STEP ABOVE IN MY OPINION, BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT, REALLY. EVEN MY STORIED HISTORY AS A RADICAL LEADER WHO CAN RALLY A YOWLING HORDE OF BELLIGERENT, SHITHIVE MISENTHROPES AND GET THEM TO WORK AS A COHESIVE TEAM IS CHUMP FUCKING CHANGE AROUND THESE PARTS. AND IN THE END, IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE, HEMOANONYMITY IS A CAEGAR A CENTILLION. I DO NOT HAVE A QUALITY THAT IS GOING TO "DAZZLE" YOU. BUT I CAN LIFT UP YOUR OTHER CHUTE-KISSING GLAMOUR DIVAS BY COMPARISON. I EXCEL IN ONE THING: BEEFING IT. MY LUCK AND ITS TIMELINE-UBIQUITOUS ABSENCE IS NOTHING SHORT OF *LEGENDARY.* I TAKE *ONE* STEP OUTSIDE MY HIVE AND SOMEHOW WAKE UP ON A BEACH WITH A MOUTHFUL OF BLOOD, SAND, AND GLENFIDDICH. I GO ON *ONE* FISHING TRIP AND I'M IN THE DIGESTION SAC OF A WHALE FOR FIVE AND A HALF DAYS AND WASH UP ON THE SHORE OF EARTH-CJUANA. I STAY AT *ONE* CUPE AND CONSUMABLES, AND THE NEXT MORNING, I'M SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA DEEP AND THERE'S A LOADED GUN IN MY SYLLADEX BEING POINTED AT A CARAPICIAN CARTEL LEADER WHO'S TRYING TO TAKE MY TYPESTUBS OFF WITH THE BIGGEST KNIFE I'VE EVER SEEN. AND TO BE CLEAR. THEY. WILL NOT. GROW BACK. IN OTHER WORDS — I FUCKING SUCK. BUT I SUCK IN A WAY THAT WILL MAKE EVERY SINGLE OTHER NOOK-CHAFING, FUCKMAGGOT-RIDDLED SYCOPHANT ON YOUR SHOW LOOK LIKE A ROCK STAR. AND *IF* I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO PRATFALL MY RIDICULOUS, BLEEDING STRUTPODS ALL THE WAY TO THE FINISH LINE BY TOTAL COINCIDENCE, IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO TURN YOUR AUDIENCE INTO A MUSHROOM CLOUD. ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY. OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU BELIEVE. LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. REMEMBER GLENNH FROM "A CATACLYSMIC PLAGUE CAUSES DAYWALKING, SHAMBLING HORDES OF GNAWING UNDEAD TO SPREAD ACROSS THE NATION WHILE A RAGTAG TEAM OF MORALLY GRAY SURVIVORS LED BY A WELL-INTENTIONED LAW ENFORCERADICATOR AND A GRIMY, YET SEXY COUNTRY BOY WITH A CROSSBOW EKE OUT A LIVING IN THE RUINS OF THE FALLEN WORLD, AND ALSO THE DEAD ARE, IN FACT, WALKING?" THAT'S ME. I'M HIM. BUT I'M FUNNIER. AS FOR SOME KIND OF PATHOS STATEMENT ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD PICK ME OUT OF THE NO-DOUBT FUCKTILLION OTHER CONTESTANT AUDITIONS YOU'VE HAD STUFFED INTO YOUR MAIL CANISTER, I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A BETTER REASON FOR THAT, EITHER. THERE'S PROBABLY A TROLL ENTERING THIS COMPETITION WHO IS A GENUINE PUMP-WRENCHING TRAGEDY WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND A DREAM, WHOSE WEARY TALE OF WOE WOULD MOVE EVEN MY DESSICATED PITY DUCTS TO TEARS. THERE ARE A MILLION BETTER REASONS I COULD THINK TO OFFER SOME OTHER OBSEQUIOUS, WHIMPERING WORM ON THE PLATFORM A SHOT AT THE SACCHARINE, COMMERCIALIZED PREMIUM PACKAGE OF DIVINE BENEDICTION™, NOW ON SALE AT CROCKERCORP. PEOPLE WHO NEED POWER. OR PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE POWER, AND WANT MORE. PEOPLE WHO WOULD USE THAT POWER FOR GOOD. OR FOR BAD. WHICH IS SOMETHING I WOULD TRY MY DAMNDEST TO HINDER, AS LONG AS I'VE GOT THE GLOBES FOR IT. BUT WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING? I KNOW FULLY WELL THAT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, I AM A CATEGORICALLY POWERLESS PERSON. PEOPLE LIKE ME, BY OUR VERY DEFINITION, TEND *NOT* TO BE THE ONES HOLDING POWER. WE'RE THE ONES WHO DISDAIN THE GAME AND REFUSE TO PLAY, AND IN DOING SO ULTIMATELY LOSE BY FORFEIT. AND IN THE END, THAT HELPS A LOUD, RESOUNDING, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *NO ONE.* JANE IS THE CEO OF CROCKERCORP. FEFERI IS THE FUCKING EMPRESS, NOW. MORE THAN HALF OF ALL THE FLYING ASSHOLES I REGULARLY CHIT WITH ARE GODLY, IMMORTAL, LIMP-FRONDED STOOGES WHO HAVE ALREADY BUMBLED THEIR SORRY CHUTES INTO *ULTIMATE POWER.* ALL OF THE MOVERS AND SHAKERS ON THE CHESSBOARD ALREADY HAVE WHAT THEY NEED TO PLAY. BUT DESPITE BEING ONE OF THE "CREATORS," AS WE'VE SO HUMBLY TAKEN TO EVIDENTLY CALLING OURSELVES, I DON'T. I'M JUST A REGULAR, RUN-OF-THE-PULPMILL ASSHOLE. I'M NOT A PLAYER ON THE BOARD. BUT AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS, I'M WILLING TO BE. SO I'VE DECIDED, "FUCK IT." I'M WILLING TO PLAY YOUR GAME. I'M WILLING TO PLAY BY YOUR ASININE, SCHOOLHIVE, TAINT-CHAFING, DICKWORM-RUMPUS RULES IN FRONT OF A AN AUDIENCE POPULATED BY THE WHOLE CONCEIVABLE MULTIVERSE OF PARADOX SPACE FOR THE CHANCE TO ROLL THE DICE AND SEE IF THIS TIME, THIS *FUCKING* TIME, IT'S THE LITTLE GUY WHO ENDS UP WITH THE POWER TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. I'M WILLING TO COMMIT SO MUCH THAT IF IT MEANS THE RIGHT PERSON MIGHT WIN? I'M WILLING TO LOSE. AND MAYBE IN DOING SO, SOMEHOW ANOTHER BLITHERING IDIOT MIGHT LIFT ME UP, ANYWAY. IF I WIN, I'M DOING THIS FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T MAKE IT. BIG AND SMALL. IF I WIN, I'M FINISHING WHAT MY SANCTIMONIOUS BULLSHIT BLOODLINE STARTED. IF I WIN, WE ALL WIN. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A *LEADER* IS FOR. AND SO, ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/34FDBD94636E.GIF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND
Quick Pinned Post! [I'll do a more in depth one at some point] i gave into the demons telling me to make a rankmaid. she is inspired by the hidden identity of some mangakas (specifically, paru itagaki). she goes by "yomo-sama" and any appearances she makes is with a sheep head on (the horns are her own). yes i will be trying to come up with panels for her manga.
TANTO-SAN SAID I NEEDED TO JOIN THIS SITE TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY FANS。。。 ITLL MOSTLY BE UPDATES ON HIS BENEVOLENT PATRON! (OR ITS MORE WELL KNOWN TITLE: IN WHICH THE FUCHSIA HEIR TO THE THRONE BECOMES A MUTANT'S PATRON OF THE ARTS, ALLOWING HIM TO LIVE IN HIS PALACE, AND DESPITE THE FORBIDDEN NATURE OF IT ALL, CASTES AND CLASSES APART, THEY FALL FOR EACH OTHER。)
I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg
I'm still here. The match is over, and I'm less likely to die mid chitt!
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G♥︎♥︎d try!..
like this. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
"Oooo I like the idea of [something sexual] sooo much it makes me cum." Like that then. #nsfw.
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📧 -> Thank You For Your Actual Helpful Attempt At Helping Me. Asking For Genuine Advice On This Website Is Like Asking To Get Bashed Over The Head With A Bad. It's Frustrating. Thankful For Your Help, Kelric Stravi
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One Davesprite blocked me so I'm doing wing flavors out of spite /jk /lh
:33< like my status if mew think clyde furom pacman the origional pac man arcade meowchine only was... kinda hot
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
Just l1ke, don’t grab the1r ass or someth1ng 1f you’re not ent1rely conf1dent they’ll l1ke 1t. Far too many people have tr1ed that bullsh1t on me, and wh1le 1 do have a cute ass, 1t’s for adm1r1ng. Not touch1ng. #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
That’s good. Always refresh1ng to see other people w1th manners. 𓂃۶ৎ
idk how ppl do it but im not a people and i just shape my entire personality around them n wat they like andd then desperately beg for their attention hope this helps!
Eas1ly. You see someth1ng you want and you just go for 1t. Depends on one’s mood, 1 suppose~ 𓂃۶ৎ
fuck if i know. ya jus' call people nice names an' they melt.
also i'm a damn freak but cheatin' ain't shit i do. don't make me sum homewrecker for yer damn whatever th'fuck. if its open or casual that's different but fuck that cheatin' crap. #anticheating #impliednsfw
Here lies Radiation Chamber. It gave off more than just gamma rays - it gave off hope and joy. Rest in Peace.
>>| just let .it cool .off, get some frozen water, no need to waste healing sopor. .unless there's blood .of course.
ISOLATED AND ALONE WE STARVE AND DIE BUT TOGETHER WE HAVE MORE POWER THAN ANY SINGLE TROLL. TOGETHER WE CAN RIP THE ROT OUT OF OUR SOCIETY AND TOGETHER WE CAN FIRE THE HAND OF THE OPPRESSOR.
Is absolutely no one going to check on @centaursTesticle ?? He seems to have been poisoned. ... It's making for some hilarious timeline fodder, but I'm bordering on concerned he'll croak. Just make sure whomever finds him deposits him somewhere I can access the cadaver, if you please. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8320cb97ab90.PNG
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE. ALL TROLLS CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE CAUSE. THERE ARE SO MANY SMALL WAYS YOU CAN HELP PROTECT THOSE AROUND YOU FROM INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE. COMMUNITY OUTREACH IS EVERYTHING.
I will eat your soul. mildly #nsfw https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5640281826.1208/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
Boo. Just, boo.
if i ws a troll what wld i be
theres something beautiful about the simplicity of a mcdonalds cheeseburger
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP IF YOU ARE MAKING A PICTURE REMEMBER TO DO IT WITH YOUR EYES OPEN OKAY? IF YOU SHUT THEM IT WONT LOOK GOOD THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EXCITING #DRIPTIP DRIP TIP INDUSTRYS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS OF VISION BY OPENING YOUR EYES AND LOOKING AT THE SUN DRIP TIP 1111-2222
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im rly sad that jermas dead..... im rly sad that jermas dead forever and that humans dont have dance ancestors the way trolls do........ so we cant have earth c jerma :( :( :( :( :(
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Thanks to a brave volunteer, we now have a fire department. While it is still important to remember to exercise caution, you can now allow yourself a little arson.
everynesben always asks nesben who is nesben never how is nesben
SIGNAL BOOSTED.
"He said that every culling and every command to submit is a confession of terror hatched in the tyrant's pusher of being victim of the same fate they force upon those below them." #WordsoftheSignless
I COME TO YOU TODAY TO SPEAK ON LIMEBLOODS. THEY WERE DEEMED A THREAT TO THE SYSTEM AND ERADICATED. REMEMBER THAT HRC CAN DO THIS TO ANY ONE OF US WITH THE WAVE OF HER HAND. AN ENTIRE LOWBLOOD CAST DEEMED CULLBAIT FOR SOMETHING IMMUTABLE. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US.
Me and the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god.
i took your mom to a lush and i bought the whole store for her
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took your mother to a wonderful vacation in iceland and i never hit her up again
n0 fear! y0ur r0b0sav10r 1s here. k1sses t0 all xx
Chat I am so- tired right no-w yo-ur Bo-y is sleepy as fuuuuuuuuck #tired #sleepy #IGo-tAPlushieAndYo-uDo-nt >:]
The sun is beautiful. At least our sun. A shame you’re missing out.
shades. the sun is pretty goddamn bright bro ill give you that
Yeaaa But fo-r seem very no-t go-o-d in sustainaBility fo-r the humans atleast... But mayBe... if I get my hands o-n it... MayBe.......
I can hear the spirits o-f Tro-ll Geo-rge Lo-pez speaking to- me fro-m the tv.... I need to- sto-p wo-rking with tech that pro-duce fumes when I'm aBo-ut to- go- to- Bed.
:33 < https://64.media.tumblr.com/e70e394bf22f0a698f74ab6c5e855477/578ada9f09925cf4-65/s1280x1920/9a8caf91411de265046a3fe6c501793f7c019c5b.gif
:33 < i like to play and draw
[|||] i'm gonna be real, i think ppap was a good song
We sho-uld to-tally play so-me minceraft so-meday y'all :] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/h1cj4k.png
Y'kno-w I feel like certain peo-ple here might Be curio-us o-n this questio-n and if yo-u're o-ne o-f tho-se peo-ple #nsfw yes my ass is also- freckled >:] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/jc6l2v.png
:33 < this is me if you even care https://64.media.tumblr.com/c98467e96b70ddd1cc1bcdd8c1ec1dbd/83c5c74ce25a00b4-aa/s400x600/755ec1b4bbf46c6eb2d3fc12c59c15088b3c7601.gif
:33 < what warrior purrbeasts clan would you be a part of? i really like scourge so id be in bloodclan obviously! https://media1.tenor.com/m/dXQqPhFu3XUAAAAd/warrior-cats-warrior.gif
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
if hello meowbeast was real we WOULd be moirails
Something under the floorboards. Could pry them up, but the carpeting costs in Midnight City are... Well. Suffice to say the lady-likin' sorts are damn shit outta luck.
There's a pool of blood in the foyer. For the last time, chucklefucks; you bleed on the carpet, you clean that shit up. I don't care who "started it".
everyone is so nice :)
i hope the site runner goes mad with power soon.
Thank you for this important reminder.
A number i am quite fond of! If you pick up on what im laying down. 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a99a8ca077a1.jpg
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> 1 th1nk m0re s0c1al med1a sh0uld let y0u hate s0me0ne's p0st
1 $w€€p of ☆ppr€ntic€ duti€$ for you!!! >:(!
I have cancelled taxes for today, and now I must retire for the night. Please refer to @tentacleTherapist for any updates on ongoing policy changes. I have scheduled a meeting with @potusOfficial to discuss the matter further. Remember to vote and let your voice be heard.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: I can announce that following further discussions with @barackObama, my bill to challenge Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt with the Intergalactic Council has received enough preliminary signatures to not only be debated on Friday, but voted on. I urge any Earth C residents to contact your local Earth C representatives in support of this bill.