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Some have called me "Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome" Although I find that odd... As I am none of those things.
What is your favorite kind of weather? I like when it is cloudy but not raining. https://i.ibb.co/XxpGYch5/image-2026-04-03-024600220.png
Ah. Do be nice to them though. Please.
I have just acquired a "Moirail" this is grand. I am rather happy upon having this happen. I do hope I will not let them down. As I understand this is a "troll" thing and I am not a "troll". But I am overjoyed none the less!
Ah this is insightful thank you.
May someone please inform me what a Moirail is?
I have found out disregard this.
Hello all. I am a Detective Miller if you have any and I truly do mean any cases that you are concerned over I will be on them just send me a fax. https://i.ibb.co/nNLDwYnJ/image-2026-04-03-001513428.png
I have yet another one of these pick up lines! I hate to be Russian you, but quit Stalin and let’s get out of here. I hope you do enjoy.
Ah. I hope you do then, Young Citizen.
Ah. I see... I wouldn't want to go where I am unwelcomed.
Ah the night. As free as I am young. https://i.ibb.co/rGg6ypTL/image-2026-04-03-024619939.png
Yes. This is a true fact about human bones.
There are different colors?
I enjoy my greys blacks and whites. I do not understand these other colors you speak of.
You are welcome to come to my planet if you find a way to it.
I am very liberated at this current moment. https://i.ibb.co/XZgfkmPp/image-2026-04-03-001544002.png
Great news I am in the mood for sharing. If you have any questions!
I have come to a realization. I am on a web site full of aliens! How peculiar! This is great news though. I am excited to learn more about aliens!
All though dark thoughts may come. You decide if they stay. Your life is yours do not throw it away for a small piece of freedom. Freedom is everywhere you just have to find yours. It's about your mindset not your life. You choose your own life. You alone.
This is not something I need to be thanked for. It is a common courtesy. I don't want anyone ever to feel like something is pointless and meaningless especially not life. Life is precious and valuable. You deserve to remind yourself of that. But if you can not. I will do it for you.
It seems many things are freeing for many different people. Existence is freeing for me. But if it is not for you I recommend finding something that is. Existence keeps us going but it does not have to be your only option. Do not end your existence just because it is bleak. Find a new meaning to it. Experiment. Play. Have fun. Just don't end it because you are feeling bad at the moment. Everything gets better. You just have to want it to and make actions towards it getting better.
:33< like my status if mew think clyde furom pacman the origional pac man arcade meowchine only was... kinda hot

I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
Just l1ke, don’t grab the1r ass or someth1ng 1f you’re not ent1rely conf1dent they’ll l1ke 1t. Far too many people have tr1ed that bullsh1t on me, and wh1le 1 do have a cute ass, 1t’s for adm1r1ng. Not touch1ng. #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
That’s good. Always refresh1ng to see other people w1th manners. 𓂃۶ৎ

idk how ppl do it but im not a people and i just shape my entire personality around them n wat they like andd then desperately beg for their attention hope this helps!
Eas1ly. You see someth1ng you want and you just go for 1t. Depends on one’s mood, 1 suppose~ 𓂃۶ৎ
Hohonestly just be yoursehehelf~ Cliche, I knohohow but it works a lot of the tihihime
fuck if i know. ya jus' call people nice names an' they melt.
also i'm a damn freak but cheatin' ain't shit i do. don't make me sum homewrecker for yer damn whatever th'fuck. if its open or casual that's different but fuck that cheatin' crap. #anticheating #impliednsfw
I have become ever so slightly concerned that I might be the one who has to clean this up. Please be careful. =>
Here lies Radiation Chamber. It gave off more than just gamma rays - it gave off hope and joy. Rest in Peace.

Is absolutely no one going to check on @centaursTesticle ?? He seems to have been poisoned. ... It's making for some hilarious timeline fodder, but I'm bordering on concerned he'll croak. Just make sure whomever finds him deposits him somewhere I can access the cadaver, if you please. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8320cb97ab90.PNG

I will eat your soul. mildly #nsfw https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5640281826.1208/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12

Boo. Just, boo.
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theres something beautiful about the simplicity of a mcdonalds cheeseburger
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP IF YOU ARE MAKING A PICTURE REMEMBER TO DO IT WITH YOUR EYES OPEN OKAY? IF YOU SHUT THEM IT WONT LOOK GOOD THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EXCITING #DRIPTIP DRIP TIP INDUSTRYS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS OF VISION BY OPENING YOUR EYES AND LOOKING AT THE SUN DRIP TIP 1111-2222
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PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Thanks to a brave volunteer, we now have a fire department. While it is still important to remember to exercise caution, you can now allow yourself a little arson.
I COME TO YOU TODAY TO SPEAK ON LIMEBLOODS. THEY WERE DEEMED A THREAT TO THE SYSTEM AND ERADICATED. REMEMBER THAT HRC CAN DO THIS TO ANY ONE OF US WITH THE WAVE OF HER HAND. AN ENTIRE LOWBLOOD CAST DEEMED CULLBAIT FOR SOMETHING IMMUTABLE. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US.
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dude i already posted that youre stealing from me you bastard
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i took your mom to a lush and i bought the whole store for her
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took your mother to a wonderful vacation in iceland and i never hit her up again
n0 fear! y0ur r0b0sav10r 1s here. k1sses t0 all xx
Chat I am so- tired right no-w yo-ur Bo-y is sleepy as fuuuuuuuuck #tired #sleepy #IGo-tAPlushieAndYo-uDo-nt >:]

The sun is beautiful. At least our sun. A shame you’re missing out.
Yeaaa But fo-r seem very no-t go-o-d in sustainaBility fo-r the humans atleast... But mayBe... if I get my hands o-n it... MayBe.......
I can hear the spirits o-f Tro-ll Geo-rge Lo-pez speaking to- me fro-m the tv.... I need to- sto-p wo-rking with tech that pro-duce fumes when I'm aBo-ut to- go- to- Bed.
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:33 < i like to play and draw
We sho-uld to-tally play so-me minceraft so-meday y'all :] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/h1cj4k.png
Y'kno-w I feel like certain peo-ple here might Be curio-us o-n this questio-n and if yo-u're o-ne o-f tho-se peo-ple #nsfw yes my ass is also- freckled >:] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/jc6l2v.png
:33 < this is me if you even care https://64.media.tumblr.com/c98467e96b70ddd1cc1bcdd8c1ec1dbd/83c5c74ce25a00b4-aa/s400x600/755ec1b4bbf46c6eb2d3fc12c59c15088b3c7601.gif
:33 < what warrior purrbeasts clan would you be a part of? i really like scourge so id be in bloodclan obviously! https://media1.tenor.com/m/dXQqPhFu3XUAAAAd/warrior-cats-warrior.gif
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
if hello meowbeast was real we WOULd be moirails
Something under the floorboards. Could pry them up, but the carpeting costs in Midnight City are... Well. Suffice to say the lady-likin' sorts are damn shit outta luck.
Thank you for this important reminder.

A number i am quite fond of! If you pick up on what im laying down. 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a99a8ca077a1.jpg
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I have cancelled taxes for today, and now I must retire for the night. Please refer to @tentacleTherapist for any updates on ongoing policy changes. I have scheduled a meeting with @potusOfficial to discuss the matter further. Remember to vote and let your voice be heard.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: I can announce that following further discussions with @barackObama, my bill to challenge Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt with the Intergalactic Council has received enough preliminary signatures to not only be debated on Friday, but voted on. I urge any Earth C residents to contact your local Earth C representatives in support of this bill.






















