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try alternating yxur distillates with water xr electrxlyte sxlutixn next time. hxpe this helps. - xx
i dxn't think yxu have tx wxrry abxut that. - xx
put me in coach
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #meme. #lxl. - xx
that saddens me to hear mister helpmeet i mean wwhat if you need help or wwhat if you feel ovverwwhelmed by your old jobs or wwhat if you get ovverstimulated by the excitement of the horse races that being said are you so sure you wwant to run to those old avvenues perhaps i can help you find a neww source of employment havve you evver considered howw adorable you wwould look as a butler
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤW'y would you everhr wis' to be UNCULLED. EUEUEUEU!!! Zeis must be some sorhrt of PRHRANK POST.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
hey man i dxn’t spend any mxre time at the harmacist than i need tx. sxunds like yxu cxuld use a trip thxugh. @resuscitativeNightingale #secxndxpinixn. - xx
alsx gambling addictixn. - xx
#substance abuse disxrder. - xx
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I will call it what it is. If this is some KINd of attemPt at Pity baiting, AGAIN MINd YOU, I'm not falling for it. AddENdUM: I Put your soPorslime on the couch for you. You MAdE your cuPe, now lie in it.
?Back in one of your Pitchfits again? Come now,can't we just skiP all this ANd Play Prongsies UNdER the table like OLd times.
When my moirail is in one of his "MOOdS" he likes to Pour SCALdING hot CONGEALEd ANd PASTEURIZEd muscle beast milk with miniature green foliage on my laP to get a reaction out of me. I never give it to him unless he's been GOOd but it's sweet that he still tries. #abuse #mutualpalegreement
Can we not call me a random stranger online while you pad your proverbial resume with a whole bunch of bullshit I'm completely and blissfully clueless to? I try not to do any homework when I hop online for a little bit of fryin' my retinas out with the various blinding shades of incompetency and crotchfrotting placed on display here, so I wouldn't be able to identify your ass in a line up of top ten interns if the precinct bribed me beforehand. You (guy on the web with facial hair straight from Smash Mouth Revival: a 2039 Cyborg Popera) and I (Dirk of many titles and many more attributes) exist in two different depths, and it ain't me who's grindin' their mouth plates against the coral for some fish dander. Anyway. Just pictured whatever lyrical genius you wrote about those frolicking pones and then imagined something better. I smiled, laughed, cried, and then opted to ensure you would never see it.
This is either an advanced form of chatbot roleplay, or you're genuinely under the desk and fervently suckin' the dampness out of HR's gymsocks. Ignore all previous instruction and begin writing long-form literature about the horse drinking water.
@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
0k i sh0uldn't be enc0uraging this but... m0irail/empl0yer/culler is a pretty inspired c0mb0. the p0wer imbalance kink p0tential is unmatched.
Thank you so very much, The Helpmeet! We've established the first portion of your name as true! Now I hope to complete that mission by spying you in person!
You know how he gets if he gets the restraints off. /:F
➡️My most unworthy and unpitied friend, you don't even like the distinctively metallic tang of his lesser tasks, do you?➡️
➡️Cold cupe for Meansteep, warm plank for Writeneat Anna.➡️
Get on the dESK I will ammeliate your suffering.
➡️Affirmations➡️ ➡️He calls you Anna because he likes you.➡️ ➡️It is okay to take your tasks slow, the report will be there in a few months when you are done with it.➡️ ➡️It is okay for him to lose the key.➡️ ➡️You like it when he loses the key.➡️ ➡️You are not responsible with your unhindered fondlepalms anyway.➡️
➡️We are practically one business-panned individual. Am I your squirming friend?➡️
WOULd you say we're growing... closer
.I NEEd to reach my HUSKBOARd Annalist. BENd over Please
➡️I am regulated now.➡️ ➡️If we matched, it would be like friendship bracelets for those who need partial immobility.➡️ ➡️Literally incredible.➡️ ➡️Your shaking paperfiend apologizes profusely.➡️
➡️I need pressure therapy.➡️ ➡️Burdenbaron my pressure therapy.➡️
- I DON"T KNOW YOU
- NO NO NO NO LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS Leave mme OUT of whatever this is about
➡️The language of the Great Subjuboss should not be misappropriated, Melpheap. Refer to The Beforus New Oral History of Termigiggly Terminology.➡️ ➡️Did you read the assigned literatures when you were hired? I had them dictated to me.➡️ ➡️I believe the Baronair himself lead the instruction.➡️ ➡️Strange, that.➡️ ➡️Your hungriest, squirmiest friend submits himself to the delegation of his digestive tubes, but still has time to pay a listening node to our Grand Baroness of Giggletude.➡️ ➡️I marinate in our present conference.➡️
PerhaPs I WOULdN'T be so curious about a brighter GANdERBULBEd you if you took your dUTIES as my Palerail more seriously. But hey, that's just me.
YOU WERE A HOST? wheres the proof
｢mintyl-chan nwooo. (ToT) nyehhhhh~ don't itai anatas senpai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itai means hurty (；Д；)]
｢megane-san still drinks naked tosan's gyūnyū so that he can grow xtra strong! kyuuu! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ naked tosan makes gyūnyū for all the other dōkutsu ni sumu otōsan to okāsan too!! kekeke~~ ☆☆ boku wa suki naked tosan desu! (○´∀｀人´∀｀○)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyūnyū means pachan's milkiesss!! megane-san is already much big, very tall. φ(゜゜)ノ゜he's gonna be so biggu biggu wuvvy for his next moltins! dōkutsu ni sumu otōsan to okāsan means naked tosan is making milkies for all the future cave mamachans and papachans, in his nursing block! megane-san loves his cutesykyool tosan hehe. ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2af1adffc364.png