♦ pitied by @aromaticCaudal
i was called lamb shanks dont ask why i dunno man
maaan the font change has killed my little friends...my little 8uddies... ໒( ̿･ ᴥ ̿･ )ʋ look at him... his expression 8ushes are all wonky...he's suffering he needs to 8e put down... my favourite little guy....how am I supposed to 8e suggestive now
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ A nerd www.ithout the gross s.exe drive is like an angel www.ithout it's www..ings
being alone is fun, even when you feel like youre being watched from somewhere
｢trollku when ai-chan comes to fight!! ((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ponchuponchu ((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ponchuponchu｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: punchpunch. poww!!! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ ai-chan solos!]
sewing up something special i hope to show it soon but im really exhausted >X3 emotions tire a poor kitty out
｢kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ーﾟ)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
｢aahhh~ megane-san understands now! (@￣□￣@;)！！ kekeke... jane-chan wears red pantsu... (ФωФ) aahh~ the mark of a refined roba... aka pantsu represents maturity, confidence! usoo!! sugoi ne! Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) byuttt... (ФωФ) aka pantsu nyalso represents jõnetsu, -en, enerugī, seitekiitsudatsu- kyyyaaahhhahaha!!! (*/∀＼*) eeee, eeeeee, megane can't stop blushing!!! sniff bump bleed!!! sniff bump bleeed!!! MY PUSHER IS GOING DOKI DOKI!!!!! AAH~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: aaahh!!! aaahhh~~~~ aahh... hhaahh~~ aah~... (；｀∀´) gyyuhh, that was... intense! roba means mature lady! sugoi ne means... kyaha! so epicku! aka means red, bright RED! so red, megane-san only saw that when he described all of jane-san's attributes! gomen! he cannot even repeat dem! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ soo... so sugoi... moar posts, yama-san!]
｢nyah ha ha!! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) another waifu has hit da nyahwer! @resplendentCandour , ozatap-chan was choto muzukashī to kawaiify, because she's so... kyahkyah~ tsundere!! with choto kuudere tendencies, megane-san thinks. ( →_→) hyummm... megane-san usually doesn't bother with an ojisan like dis, butttt (。・ω・。) megane-san CAN learn to suki a jukujo of her biggu age. (*￣∇￣)ノ kakaka!! enjoy, fellow otaku!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto muzukashi means syo difficult (/ー￣;) megane-san really had to thinkku on this one. a tsundere is character archetype defined by a hot-and-cold personality. ＼(^_^)／ dey start out being cold, aloof, or openly hostile to mask their vulnerability, but slowly open up to their senpai! a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who is also cold (ToT) and mean (ToT) but has a pusher of GOLDU!! ( ´⊇｀) ojisan means old troll of big boy age. (*｀ｴ´) ew! (・ε・｀ ) jukujo means.... (ФωФ) ripened woman~~ ahhh~ syo much potential! megane-san CAN suki her, which means wuv! (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
｢gyaahhh~ how can mintyl-chan ( @assistMint ) hate animazing artsu when she looks so kyutieful as an authentic east alternian girl? (/ー￣;) nyehh... megane-san will keep turning his kirainahito and fwiends into kyutiegirls. ヘ(^_^) uniunikirikyutiefycation beamu!!! /\ ᘏ ᘏ ꒰ᴗ͈ ｡ᴗ͈꒱ / っ. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: animazing is the ancient east alternian art of being anime and amazing! ＼(^_^)／ syooo another name for sugoi! kirainahito means haterz, like the evil villains who attack and hurt megane-san's delicate feels. (´_ゝ`)]
}(]]]]]) < #wetyaoiday i Ǧot this white shirt on and im fuckinǦ drenched from the Ǧoreden hose > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < THE ENTIRE SLUMS CAN SEE MY ǦUZMAH S₽HERES BRO > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < never let it be said i don't rock this look > ([[[[[){
｢aaahh~~ ahh~ (^q^) megane-san can't stop kunekunekune on his nureta gēmāchea!! (*´▽｀*) kekeke~~ ever since @digitalDaruma reweased her cigaretto idol-chan puffupuffu kyutiekyute asumaru, megane-san can't stop listening!! (*･∀･) hai hai onegai! listen to ai-chan! ＼(^_^)／ aahhhnn~~ megane-san wishes he was the cigaretto.(ToT)｣ https://soundcloud.com/digitaldaruma/kawaii-troll-girl-smokes-with [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kunekunekunekune means wiggulzzz (*^￢^*) all over megane's nureta gēmāchea- kingly otaku throne! asumaru means ASMR! onegai- please- listen! ai-chan is genuinely good!]
~S-sug~Oi... *she shudders against his t~Ouch which makes her ~Oppai jiggle a little. R~OurO~u-chan grabs O~n tight and l~OO~ks up, tears in her eyes.* Y~Ou'll r-really... prO~tect me fr~Om the haters..? Please, it's sO~ scary ~Out here, all al~One, fO~r a defenseless l~OwblO~O~d imO~ut~O-chan like me... SO~me gajin haters even tr-tried t~O... they wanted t~O Netflix and chill with... n~Ormie anime..! I was s~O scared I ran O~ut, but nO~w I'm l~Ost... WO~n't y~Ou help me find my way, mysteriO~us ninja-sama..?~
I w-o-o-n't. Bye!
｢megane-san will send you a spritz of his boymuskins! :3｣
｢east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (ﾟ〇ﾟ) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□｀ﾉ)ﾉ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ ＼(^_^)／ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]
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Right, regardless Miss Gorbeh, please be more respectful.