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Note that I am the original Befuran doctor on here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Tattoos half off during October...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ DM me fur info...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Okay...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ So you're a caste fetishist...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ What does this do fur the pawple you're not fucking...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You guys are still out here pretending violet men deserve to live...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Artistic rendition incoming. Sometimes, inspiration strikes in the heat of the moment, and these passionate mares were trottin' and frottin' with such a jovial steeze that I couldn't help but jot down a recreation of my own. I know approximately one of the people in this picture, so it's basically not weird, anyway.
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #healthcarewxrkers. #meme. #lxl. - xx
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUt I DO NOt!!! 🚫 tHINK WE OUGHt tO BE DOING ALL OF tHIS GRUB REARING! 😞 AND SO tHE MESSIAHS WROtE It 🤡👑 tHAt tHEY CARE tO KNOW ALL tHE LIttLE HAIRS YOU'VE GOt GROWING FROM YOUR PAN 😊 tHAt IF tHEY CARE tO KNOW ALL YOUR LAUGHtER 😄 GIGGLES 😆 CHUCKLES 😂 AND YUKS! 🤣 tHAt tHEY tOO CARE tO PUt SOME LIttLE CRIttER OUt tHERE tO RAISE tHE GRUB MOtHER'S YOUNGINS! 🙏 IF I HAD ME AND GEORGY'S (💚🪽) SPAWN HERE... 🤔💭 I WOULDN't BE ABLE tO HELP 😋 BUt EAt tHE LIttLE tHING! 🍴 AS tHE GREAt GODGIGGLERS ALLOW It! 🤡👑 BLESS 🙏
THERE IS MANY OBJECTS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. THERE ARE MANY TREASURES YOU CAN FIND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
RUNNIN' THROUGH MIDNIGHT CITY AS FAST AS I CAN CARRYIN' A SHARP HOOK. PART ONE!
WOAH. WOAH. WOAH. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
⚇ 3 sweeps today. ⚇ May the Carnival raise you up, boardad. ⚇ Miss you. ⚇
oh here's one i've done a few times. what's blue but not heavy? :)
light blue! :D
this gif is a little scary. but i'm glad you liked it!
Sooo... I ate a clock yesterday. It was pretty... ... time-consuming. :) . .. ... Especially when I went back for... seconds.
xx_woooooo_xx
▶ PLAY: [modern television aint shit ⏸ NO DRAMA ⏸ no deaths ⏸ NO BETRAYAL ⏸ no despair ⏸ SOMEONE HAD TO BRING IT BACK ] ⏹ STOP
imso funny i coud pee 🤣 hahahahaness liek 2 agree!
hubgry
i hear the creature calling out to me late at night
((1MPORTANT POST TAGS: #v1olence #blood #gore #substances #drugs #drug-reference #med1cal-sedat1on #med1cal-proceedure #body-horror #death #k1ll1ng * = sect1on of the wr1t1ng for the embedded youtube v1deo to prov1de scene v1be reference. art by @creat1cGoet1c1st)) >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/STREAM1NG_FOOTAGE/play/act1ve_transcrawl1ng/store_as/SCB_SCARAB_70.mov >access/STREAM1NG_FOOTAGE/S/act1ve/play/v1deo_transcrawl1ng [The warn1ngs “BLOODBAG” and “W1LL B1TE” on a hast1ly posted s1gnage outs1de of the metal bars were as clear as day. Beyond the cell bars, the METAL MUZZLED BLOODBAG hung ups1de down, suspended from the ce1l1ng by a length of th1ck cha1ns looped through a pulley system w1th a w1nd1ng lever on the r1ght wall. An 1V l1ne ran d1rectly from a po1nt a few cent1meters below her bare clav1cle, just above her sports bra 1nto the open1ngs of shoddy, reused gas cans. The cha1ns j1ngled as Hayaah occas1onally struggled aga1nst the b1nds that held her legs together and arms beh1nd her back. Her ha1r dangled past her head 1n a messy bra1d that nearly touched the floor. Even though 1t was a short t1me, she was def1n1tely worse for wear, sk1n not1ceably pale w1th sunken eyes and match1ng dark c1rcles under them. The area around the cont1nuous 1V l1ne was bru1sed a deep, tarn1shed gold w1th two small streams of blood leak1ng out from the puncture wound. Hayaah was t1red, much more so than she had been 1n a long t1me. Desp1te the hot-as-hell desert planet, her cell was cold and wet, mean1ng she was e1ther 1n a cave system or underground. Hayaah eyed her removed jacket and sh1rt that sat 1n a p1le 1n an unreachable corner as she felt a sudden draft send a ch1ll down her mostly exposed sp1ne. Somewhere down the l1kely hallway, a door opened, chang1ng the space’s a1r pressure system, 1nd1cat1ng that Hayaah was about to have another v1s1tor. A short, scrappy 1mp sauntered down the hallway, keys jangl1ng at 1ts h1ps as 1t carr1ed an empty gas can 1n hand. Sett1ng the cans down, the 1mp unlocked the cell door, lett1ng 1tself 1n w1thout a care 1n the world. 1t sw1tched out the now blood-f1lled gas can w1th the empty one, 1gnor1ng the daggers Hayaah glared 1nto 1ts head wh1le wh1stl1ng a l1ttle tune to 1tself. 1t was about to turn around and leave before not1c1ng that the 1V l1ne had started leak1ng. Hes1tantly, 1t looked back to the open door, th1nk1ng about not1fy1ng a h1gher-up, but shrugged to 1tself, com1ng to the conclus1on that 1t was better off just chang1ng the 1V cannula by 1tself. The 1mp started towards the cha1n w1nd1ng lever before snapp1ng 1ts f1ngers and produc1ng a syr1nge w1th clear l1qu1d content. Hayaah’s yellow and blue mono-colored eyes w1dened as she attempted to sh1ft 1n her restra1nts before the needle p1erced the sk1n at her neck and 1ts contents empt1ed. Hayaah let out a small cry, and a moment later she became notably lax, the tenseness eas1ng out of her muscles as her eyes became half-l1dded and breath1ng slowed. The 1mp returned to 1ts prev1ous path plan, reach1ng the lever and started to turn 1t. When Hayaah was f1n1shed be1ng slowly lowered to the ground, the 1mp locked the lever and returned to the capt1ve troll. Choos1ng between the keys, the 1mp found the correct one that unlocked the troll’s hand and arm restra1nts that connected to the ma1n cha1n l1ne. Lay1ng her flat on her back, the 1mp f1shed out of 1ts pockets another fresh 1V cannula and l1ne, keep1ng an eye on the sedated capt1ve w1th half a care on 1ts m1nd. After prepar1ng the new 1V, the 1mp removed the old, result1ng 1n a pa1ned moan and clutched f1sts but l1ttle movement otherw1se. That was, unt1l the moment the 1mp attempted to 1nsert the new 1V. Hayaah’s eyes snapped open and the closest free hand grabbed the 1mp’s wr1st of the hand hold1ng the cannula. The 1mp yelped 1n surpr1se, but was unable to do much else, as Hayaah’s movements were too qu1ck for 1t. Tw1st1ng the 1mp’s arm, she forced out the 1V out of the captor’s hand and subsequently sp1nn1ng 1t around to face away from her. Us1ng her ps1on1cs, Hayaah unlocked the lever and spun the w1nder, caus1ng the cha1ns to cl1nk rap1dly and fall 1nto a mound on the ground. Us1ng ps1on1cs aga1n, she brought the cha1ns to her free hand and wrapped 1t around the 1mps neck, yank1ng both ends 1n oppos1te d1rect1ons. The 1mp had no t1me to cause alarm as 1ts neck was crushed and 1ts body d1ss1pat1ng 1nto a small p1le of gr1st and a clamor1ng keyr1ng. Hayaah sat up for a moment, heav1ly breath1ng before allow1ng herself to ease forward to snatch the keyr1ng, try1ng key after key unt1l she freed herself from the metal b1nds. Attempt1ng to stand, the blood rushed from her head back 1nto normal flow, caus1ng her to momentar1ly stagger. She put a hand on her chest over the blood-dra1n1ng wound, 1t tak1ng 20 seconds to completely heal closed. Too slow for comfort. Hayaah cl1cked her tongue 1n frustrat1on as she went to the corner of the cell to retr1eve her sh1rt and jacket and redressed herself. Hayaah momentar1ly paced 1n the cell, attempt1ng to undo the glar1ngly obtrus1ve metal muzzle’s hold on her to no ava1l. Dropp1ng the keyr1ng, Hayaah d1dn’t bother to l1nger 1n the cell any longer. Creep1ng to the open cell door, she looked left and r1ght to case the 1mmed1ate surround1ngs. Empty. Noth1ng. No one. Just a d1mly l1t hallway that curved away from the cell block. These 1mps really were *that* stup1d after all. W1th that, the ex-capt1ve troll took off 1n a spr1nt through the stone-carved halls. Confused 1mps of d1fferent shapes, s1zes, and ranks stared dumbfounded as she breezed past them. Some 1mps gathered the1r w1ts and followed Hayaah, yell1ng and brand1sh1ng 1mpromptu weapons beh1nd her. From the perspect1ve of the not yet not1ced SCARAB drone, the rema1n1ng uploaded footage looked l1ke a scene r1ght out of a h1gh-octane Altern1an act1on mov1e*. Hayaah used anyth1ng w1th1n arm’s reach, rang1ng from handfuls of nuts and bolts, g1ant fuck-off automot1ve wrenches, and even other smaller 1mps. She shrugged off stab wounds and punctures, us1ng the embedded makesh1ft and very real weapons to plow through 1mps 1n her wake. Although her charg1ng seemed 1n1t1ally d1rect1onless, 1t becomes obv1ous to keen-eyed v1ewers that she was mak1ng a mental map of the 1mp-1nfested structure. 1t took a broken, rusted p1ke skewer1ng Hayaah through the back and out through the stomach to recogn1ze she needed to call 1t qu1ts. Tak1ng rap1d breaths, she pulled the weapon through and out ent1rely w1th a yell. Sober1ngly, 1t took notably longer than normal for the hole to heal. She had to get out of there. P1vot1ng, Hayaah headed 1n the d1rect1on of revv1ng 1mpact dr1lls and crackl1ng sparks of 1n-process weld1ng. The space she ran 1nto w1dened drast1cally w1th h1gh ce1l1ngs lead1ng to a tunnel lead1ng outs1de. She was surrounded w1th more dangl1ng cha1ns and d1fferent veh1cles at d1fferent states of repa1r or decay. Desp1te spott1ng the broken s1lhouette of her scuttlebuggy from across the space, Hayaah pa1nfully left 1t beh1nd, a1m1ng for a just-parked su1cycle close to the ex1t tunnel. The mad dash was dramat1c and successful, but barely. The su1cycle’s eng1ne revved and echoed as 1t sped through and out of the tunnel. Hayaah was met w1th the fam1l1ar mounta1nous desert landscape, h1tt1ng the wall of 1ts unrelent1ng dust and heat. For a spl1t second, she gr1maced at the env1ronmental change, almost m1ss1ng the hold1ng cell. Almost. Hayaah sped off 1n no part1cular d1rect1on, just anywhere away from wherever she had been. After a few m1nutes of dr1v1ng away as fast as the lanc1ng back, she saw the shr1nk1ng mass of a steep, vert1cal, mounta1nous structure l1ttered w1th cave ex1ts at d1fferent places and elevat1ons. At the very top and droop1ng down the sheer edges was uncharacter1st1c greenery. 1t cl1cked for her then why the 1mps attempted to dra1n her empty of L1FE BLOOD, but 1t wasn’t the t1me to dwell on 1t. She turned to focus on speed1ng ahead to the closest canyon range to lose any attempt1ng chase. Anywhere but here. Anywhere but here.] >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/pend1ng… >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/lost >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on_boomerang >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/FL1GHT_DURAT1ON/02:10:35:06 >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/pend1ng… >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/pend1ng… >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/pend1ng… >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/pend1ng… >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/HADEED/locat1on/unknown >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/battery_deplet1on_warn1ng >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/battery_deplet1on/10% >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/SCB_SCARAB/locat1on_boomerang/home >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/return1ng_home >access/CH1TTR/account/cat1on1cAgon1st/SCB_SCARAB_70.mov/upload >access/CH1TTR/account/cat1on1cAgon1st/f1le_upload/1n_progress >access/CH1TTR/account/cat1on1cAgon1st/f1le_upload/completed >access/CH1TTR/account/cat1on1cAgon1st/access/term1nate >access/CH1TTR/account/cat1on1cAgon1st/access/term1nated
Anyway If I started selling all the jewellery I pick up off all these dead paladins would anyone want it? It's perfectly good silver mostly so might be good for some of you crafty types I'm selling it for "get it out of my house and it's yours"
|| i • have • changed • my • picture • to • some • of • our • juggling • pins || || because • they • are • colorful • and • i • like • them ||
(ó﹏ò｡) ... ❌🫵⚠️ ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)
🕐🎮? 🌌🎮? 💚🎮? 🧠🎮? ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ = 🍓🎮 (*ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾ (*ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾
Pale relations are only worthwhile when it's two evil women hyping each other up...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
pErhAps A tAd mElOdrAmAtIc bUt I dEcIdEd tO crEAtE sOmEthIng fOr thE Art rEpOsItOry mAtEsprIt chIxIE Is pArtIcIpAtIng In I Am nOt A pArtIcUlAr ArtIst Of rEnOwn bUt I lIkE A scrIbblE nOw And thEn, And mAdE thIs, As thE pAInts cAllEd tO mE It tOOk mE whErE I thInk I wAs mEAnt tO End Up I wOUld lIkE tO nOtE I UsEd Uhm, synthEtIc pAInts, At thE rEqUEst Of mAtEsprIt chIxIE I hAvE yEt tO dEcIdE If It Is my fInAl sUbmIssIOn, pErhAps I shOUld try hArdEr…
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// Outfits I sketched a longtime ago... https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/0FF9D2D5-AD21-4C42-8A9F-15AC251D1105.jpeg
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They're doing the masquerade again?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
No casualties at #GothNight...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #AlwaysNextTime...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Sometimes you gotta do that surgery hungofur instead of rescheduling...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Party hopping fur the cheese...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
prꙮ tip: "knife fight" can sꙮmetimes mean that yꙮu're fighting the knife instead ꙮf anꙮther persꙮn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I don't think they worship Lord English. I don't think they even really know who he's supposed to be...they're Alternian and worship TWO Messiahs. in fact the worship of the Messiahs Made Flesh is a whole heretical Cult that's hunted down by the main branch of the Clurch. your interpretation of this scripture is misguided.
“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration
biblically accurate nugget #taxidermy #cw-animaldeath #nsfw
👀📝🖼️🤳🏿👤
Ohn fu sjapqhw
0h uh thanks
Hello Wilson...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Millions must succumb...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
itsfun how werea ll here under idoonines post rn
dos nonody remembar me the most famousguyonchittrness 😢 i own chittr..... #thetruth
my most loyalhenchieness
are you guys being mean to my sweet precious iodine Z:(
we playin ? 👀
NO MORE PET PAWLAY...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ GET JOBS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
1CUDLN7 7H4V3 17
who up playin wit dey creachur
DO NOT TICKLEMENESS DO NOT TICKLE ME DO NOT TICKLE MENESS DO NOT TICKLE ME DO NOT TICKLE ME IM SCAREDNESS
hahanoo9 guys nobodytickleme nooo ahaha hahahahahhanesss 👀 #nonsexualtickleparty
Eating frozen berries and imagining I'm a little field mouse...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Not a bad catch. This wwill last me a good feww cycles at LEAST. Not as big as usual though.. Disappointing.
Catching and eating bugs and worms #catchingandeatingbugsandworms
၄⋆၃ i dont need to join some old "gods" xourt to be a jester i do that for free every night
I am a cute little puzzle boy playing with my puzzle
like jeffff the killer..
theworld
i jeard theyre making plans to make me owner of chittr #thestreets are saying thisness please believe me please godness THIS IS ALL I HAVE
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tickleing yous #ticklefortheogsness
၄⋆၃ i feel this is irrelivant but its funny to me for some reason its the image its totally the image thats getting me #doorguyarg
I can't believe I quit my job and almost immediately ended up involved in a case.
Third.
The false gods of the modern age rule not through iron. But light and heat. No longer does the dark hide, the cold bite. And the ones in control will carve pound after pound of flesh until nothing is left. In the end the dark. The cold. Always win.
ok now like this one to be one of my ogs when i blow up #mycrewness
all tha numbahs on dash rn making me hungry asf when r one of the grannies near my orb gonna fuckin die alr deadassness #relatable #idgafaboutyadeadgranny #daddyhungry
YESSSSSS KILL DAT BOYNESS KILL HIM RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFFNESS #violence #KILLHIM #ENDHISMISERABLELIFE
im basically chittr famous already when do get verifiedness verify me MODS MODS MODS MODSNESS
ok
ok new rule nobody h8 chits on my account or yous die it really hurts my eelings and im literally just so fuckin niceness @casanovaArmada please stop harassing me thanks #chittrgethim #mob #pitchforks #killhim #endhisfuckinglife #death
ok now everybody like this if u tryna playness 😹 on the swings #theswings WHO TRYNA GET ON THE TEETERTOTTERNESS
ASCII decimal, which a few of us are pretty sure this is in, doesn't go higher than 122. (for letters) So ones that sound like 160, 150, etc. Are likely to be 116, 115, etc
xx_Devotions_1:1 “The_messiahs_give_us_fronds_so_they_may_do_their_work,_they_give_us_ganderbulbs_so_we_can_see_their_motherfuckin_beauty,_give_us_gapers_so_we_can_espouse_their_word_to_the_masses,_and_bellowsacks_nice_and_big_to_laugh_when_that_big_joke_at_the_end_of_time_comes_rolling_round” DATZ_2_SAY..._WGE_R_BURNING_DA_MIDNIGHT_OIL_LIEK_DA_MESSIAHS_INTENDED_TOLIGHT!!!!_🔥🔥🔥_WHOOP_WHOOP!_xx
၄⋆၃ guys this is so unserious at 0:24 sexonds theres briefly text reading "EY ARE GETTING R(?)OUGH PLEASE LOXKEKEEKE(this repeats off sxreen and onto the next line)THEDOOR" it was literally only there for a fraxtion of a sexond and even slowing it down to the max it was diffixult to sxreenshot it #doorguyarg
No8ody wants the recipe to your lusus' gru8co88ler, 8itch.
droor guy maekeing videeeo!
🐾woah! seeiN' loads of, ehehe, 'ex-amPles' of some Pretty roUgh former qUads 'N PartNers! hehe,
🐾Now, how do ya go 'N fix a brokeN PUmPkiN? with a 'PUmPkiN Patch'! ehehe! hehe,
🐾what'cha call a caN oPeNer that doesNt work? well, ya caN go aNd call that a 'caNt oPeNer'! boy, sUre has beeN a loNg while siNce i cracked oUt oNe of these! hoPe i 'caN' still haNdle this while jUggliN' a bUsy schedUle, hehe,
🐾why was the broom late for work? well, 'caUse it 'overswePt'! ehehe! hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i gotta give thaNks to a good bUddy of miNe for exPlaiNiN' the word 'maNy' to me... it, ehehe, 'meaNs a lot'! x] hehe! hehe,
🐾what’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor? why, if i had to gUess i reckoN it'd be cookie 'doe'! hehe,
🐾why areN't koalas coNsidered actUal bears? well, i heard it's 'caUse they doN't meet the... 'koala-ficatioNs'! hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i'd try my haNd at telliN' a chemistry joke or two... bUt i kNow i woUldN't get a 'reactioN'! hehe,
🐾did y'all hear aboUt the gal who always goes to sleeP oN a chaNdelier? i heard it's 'caUse she’s a... ehehe, 'light' sleePer! x] i thiNk that's 'boUt my last oNe for Now, gotta go 'N hit the slime for a real bUsy schedUle ahead the Next few Nights, bUt 'll PoP my head 'N here later oN! 💤 hehe,
🐾what has maNy keys, bUt caN't oPeN a siNgle lock? a PiaNo! ehehe! -- (thoUgh i reckoN with 'NUff elbow grease N a bit of oPtimism, ya coUld defiNitely jUst smash it... bUt ya didN't hear that advice from lil ol' me!) hehe,
🐾how do ya throw a Party iN oUter sPace? ya, eheh... well, ya go 'N 'PlaNet'! get it?? x) hehe,
🐾did ya kNow i caN cUt a Piece of wood iN half jUst by lookiN' at it? it's trUe, hoNest! i 'saw' it with my owN eyes! hehe,
🐾y'kNow, it sUre is hard to exPlaiN PUNs to klePtomaNiacs... 'caUse they always 'take thiNgs literally'! ehehe! hehe,
🐾where did the hUsktoP/comPUter go to daNce? the 'disc-o'! x) hehe,
When you're mad at me this is who you're mad at...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Not reading this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Just lustful and greedy...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
They're calling me the most clawntrofursial mouse efur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
If your kidneys hurt you should drink vinegar...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa. Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies, But stranger still is Lost Carcosa. Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the King, Must die unheard in Dim Carcosa. Song of my soul, my voice is dead, Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed Shall dry and die in Lost Carcosa.
I may come to fight night...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not to fight...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ To watch...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Voyeuristically...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Thank you monarch...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Efurrything I say is just pixels on a screen you can log off and it goes away it's not real ha...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Efurryone is trying to fuck me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
harm maximization is very important. stay viollent. #viollence
THIᔑ Iᔑ JUᔑT FᏫR AURA FARMIИG ᏫKAY?? ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a9dd556c5b7.png
No, I cannot install a second asshole...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not ask this again...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I hate you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Efurry time you're in my mentions my stomach hurts...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Blah blah blaaah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Efurrything is my business...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Unfurtunately I do not suppawt all lowbloods rights as some of them are letting highblooded men with subpar looks entfur the temple that is their body fur a little clout...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I am currently looking fur a high psychic ability cerulean to act as a living anesthetic fur my weaker clients...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawlease DM to discuss...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Pawple who talk about maybrie doing hard drugs on here are losers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Spend 10 seconds with me at the club and you'll brie snorting some shit that makes you see a furee and just world...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
// Canyou watch her while I smoke https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/StevieKOc1_outline.png <-- By TurnTgh on tumblr
Men shouldn't hold any pawer...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#LateNightMouseMonday...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Happy 8/8.
I love going outside and )(aving fun! 38)
eeeahtting leeasd painst :)
Sorrrry ferr th' shiet quality. Herre's Old Fuckhead itself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1cee4788a0c.png #horrrrorr
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— (｡•︿•̀｡) Make sure yOu take care Of yOurself and take lOts Of breaks!! —— (˘ ³˘)
|m sm|l|ng :) |m lAugh|ng And g|ggl|ng :D | love l|fe hehehee
Someone Did Ask For M𖦏re Snakes. #thecollecti𖦏n
Prise 𓄋n Pe𓄋 Pl𓄋s Tôt. #thecollection
spider #spider #cw-spider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b77f4944a4f3.jpeg
I'm going to share some adorable photos of snails I took this morning!
🎭✨💡👀😵💫 🏟️👥📢🗣️😊🤝✨ 🔇🚫🙉🌪️😩 🤝✨💖🔊🥺 😊👍✨
🍺🚫🚗👮♂️⚠️😌 🤷♂️🚫🤱🙅♂️😤 🥃
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f0/96/a2/f096a2e1c0da9fdb570eb16d63dee21a.jpg #yummy #delicious #yum #finallysomegoodfuckingfood˚.⭒
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎YUMMERS!!! :D #yummers https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/80/31/a3/8031a3782afc02d9fe0caa243a522dfb.jpg˚.⭒
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎MADE SUM SUGAR COOKIES 4 YALL!!! ^^ #yummy https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d2/cc/fb/d2ccfb460418982aa8f0a12752be8c8a.jpg˚.⭒
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎CAKE POPS!!! :D https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/55/a7/09/55a7093f99de606793d4191e13869d20.jpg˚.⭒
consort tip: in order to ensure safe crops and stable income through the winter, prepare a generous food offering to your local consorts! we will fix all your problems
these r secretly like wizerds familiars 2 me
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎https://i.pinimg.cøm/1200x/2b/3c/e5/2b3ce58a1fd5f4bbe309bef29cb7d9be.jpg˚.⭒
tHɇ GoUrD Is DɇVoUr3d
One time i was heading intO my hive when dawn brOke except i saw On the grOund in frOnt Of me had been a butterfly. it’s wings were shriveled and warped yet its wings had already dried meaning it wasn’t able tO fly. i put it in a bush sO that light wOuldn’t burn it. i didnt ever see it again. i think abOut that mOment sOmetimes. a mOment in time where i saw sOmething with such little time left and was never gOing tO be able tO succeed in the life it was bOrn tO live. i hOpe wherever it went, even if it is gOne, that it gOt tO see the mOOns fOr One last time
M̵̢̯̼̓̈̊͐̓͋̑̀O̷̧͂͐̈́̅͗̑̒͝͝͠Ö̸̢̧͓̞̟̪̣̞͉̱̣̆͂̀Ơ̸̪͎̻̺̰̠̯͉̒Ŏ̴̧̢̲̱̝̊͗́̽͘Ö̵̢͕͙͈̥͓́Ǫ̵̢͙̭̝̬̼̬̳́͋Ǫ̷̮̼͎͓̘̙̝̜̯̳͊̈́̃̅̅͠͠͝O̶̽̇̐̔̕͜Ò̷̜̗̼̄̊͗̚͝O̵̗̰͐͐̌̀̇̓̿̄͝O̵̧͔͖͑͂͗͗Ơ̵̧͔̣̪̘͋̐͒̎̔̾͐̚Ǫ̶̨̩̱̫̻̰̬̂̂̄͘͘Ö̴̥̩̗̭͇̙̱̼͑̈́͜Ó̶̦͕̥̀̔̽͌̐́̄̄̈͜Ò̷̧̫͉̖̞͇̰͔͍͛̾̀͆̉Ơ̸̦̮̮̰̜̰̣̯̏̏̌̆̇̿̽
((I have never once broken character, and no this does not mean I will answer ANY questions about the cow. But this popped up in my notifications and I havent been able to stop crying from how fucking hilarious it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c4a68b265e1.jpg))
the miLk was tatsty it was chocoLate miLk but aLso im stiLL scared because the gLass disaPPeared when iw as done how did i get the miLk and how did the gLass go away #substance
〔•෴•〕 < Well aren't you just a giggly ball of laughs! Look at you. You're on a ROLL! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Well, well, well.... It looks like I MUSTACHE you a question! / *yuck, yuck!*
#thecollection
scr33ch!!! x))
Putting yourself in the social cuck chair...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Cucking yourself furom society...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
If you're hemoanon how does it feel being cucked all the time...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#thecollecti𖦏n
c< i quite liKe tHe cOw, actually! >c
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ASKI_G A CLOW_ TO TAKE OFF THE PAI_T IS LIKE ASKI_G A BEAUTIFUL BABE TO TAKE OFF HEЯR ЯRUMBLESPHEЯRES FOЯR THE _IGHT.
🐾alrighty, let's see what i got here... oh, here we go! what kiNda key oPeNs a baNaNa? why, i've heard a 'moN-key' is Pretty effective! hehe,
I need a secretary but I would nefur get anything done...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ // #suggestive
L1K3 MY CH1T 1F TH3 #M41DC4F3 SHOULD L3T M3 ST4RT #CLOWN1NG 1T UP 1N TH3R3
#myfeesh https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/IMG_5054.jpeg
I've Always Preferred G𖦏ld Even If It Can Be Hard To Find At Times. #thec𖦏llecti𖦏n
Considering My Last Post Something That F𓄋lfills Both Maybe? #thecollection
It's A Tad Early For Me B𓄋t Oh Well #thecollecti𖦏n
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Https://i.pinimg.com/736x/44/e1/84/44e18488f862401fe3c0f79ca5cec82c.jpg #thecollecti𖦏n
Something In M𖦏re Reg𓄋lar R𖦏tation. If Any𖦏ne Might Be C𓄋rio𓄋s. #thecollection
I Showed S𖦏me Troll Bones. I Also Have Some Things Made 𖦏𓄋t Of Passed L𓄋sii. #thecollection
I Sho𓄋ld Probably Share What Takes 𓄋p Pr𖦏bably Most Of My Collecti𖦏n. Mostly Beca𓄋se They're Small And Easy To Store. #thecollection
G𖦏od Morning Every𖦏ne. #thecollection
NINNIES TO THE GLASS NINNIES TO THE GLASS ^_^ #NSFW
#thecollection
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Just so we are clear I am only here to address the elephant in the room, nothing else. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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I am offuring half off tramp stamps only if you are willing to solve my riddles...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
😊 👏 😮💨 🎉 😉 🤌 ❓ 🪄
I got my manicure today and I )(ad a fun sleepover recently AND KISS---ED A M----EGA )(OTTI----E R-EC-ENTLY!!!!!!! 38D )(ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/)(I8)(isKWMAAkdTL?format=jpg&name=medium
(( He has now been drawn too https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5f5c4c64900.png
[[ ref coming soon……. i am the locked in ]] https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5901.png
We need to be bleac)(ing images of manta rays on our tops t)(is summer.
Now, you might be wondering, "Ohdium, why wouldn't you join the rumble? Ohdium, don't you love strife?" Cuz I don't fight for crowds. It's stupid. You keep your deck close to your chest, & when you show off your moves to groups, it's showing your deck freely. You lose the element of surprise.
https://i.postimg.cc/PrPhJ3bz/image-2026-05-21-194638731.png This request was pushed to the front of the line because the requester refused to not pay for it. I have no idea how she got access to my e-mail to electronically transfer me money, or why the banking application I use can convert Alternian caegars into Earth C's standard currency. But here's "OZA-TAP's Finest". (She told me to call it that.) @resplendentCandour @dedicatedEscritoire (( #rosessketchbook ))
https://i.postimg.cc/5tnkRcXz/image-2026-05-20-052620152.png @tenebrificTermagant I lied about taking a break. I wanted to draw my username sibling first. Now I take a break. (( #rosessketchbook ))
https://i.postimg.cc/k5jsNXPp/image-2026-05-21-031723902.png @apocalypseArisen#3658 I didn't forget about you, don't worry. (( #rosessketchbook ))
🐾#sUbstaNces || httPs://i.Postimg.cc/jsmcbhcz/hUNdsi-defdrUNk-atthebar.PNg 's sooo mUch fUN here !! x) x) ehehe, 's so chill 'ere 'N tastes Nice x) 🐾✨ thaNks ta amU for telliN' me 'boUt this sPot, real great bUddy 's sUPer cool 'N awesomeee x) hehe,
🐾why did the bUttoN get Promoted? 'caUse it ''held everythiN' together''! ehehe x) hehe,
Speaking of the abyssal zone fish. Lets look at the tripod fish! Well. They cannot look at Us. BecaUse their eyesight is extremely poor! To the point of near-blindness. BUt. They Use their tripod-like fins. Not jUst to stand tall. BUt to feel the vibrations made by approaching creatUres! ・・・𝛾
⩓_⩓ ᨑ_ᨑ ީ8_ީ8 i am ttryingg to mmakee. new ffacess ::) ¦¦) bblinkk bblinkk
PÖV: Yöu walk intö my albutiön trap https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/cc96ba167f5bdce8881ca8bca04ff2ef.jpg
oh dont worry i did a long time ago but i remembered it again and im mad about it
Anyways, göt a new case ön my desk and need a gööd name för it för the paperwörk. I can't gö intö TÖÖ much detail, but picture this: I arrive öntö the scene, find a löne tröll at hive saying they dön't knöw why they are there ör whö I was, "stuff" smöthering the walls, furniture turned upsidedöwn and piled intö the nörth cörner (blöcking an entrance), and an altar ön the söuth side öf the hive. I'm thinking öf göing with "THE ALTAR IN THE NÖRTH" #viölence (implied)
Im caST3 l(o)yal b3cauS3 I aInT 3v3r m3T a purpl3 ThaT WaS ugly. 3v3n If I haT3 y(o)ur guTS.
#OOC sOme sabath sketches))) https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/sabath-sketches-1.png
#myrats [Attached is an image of four gummy rats sitting on a pLLate. Two LLime-fLLavoured rats are stacked on top of two raspberry ones. From tip to taiLL, they cover the entire LLength of the pLLate.]
Choese...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
🐾what soUNd does a NUt make wheN it sNeezes? well it kiNda goes... 'cashew'! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of mUsic do wiNdmills like? why, last i heard they’re 'metal faNs'! x) hehe,
🐾why did the iNvisible maN tUrN dowN a job offer? 'caUse he 'coUldN’t see himself doiNg it'! hehe,
Sömeöne töld me töday that I wöuld enjöy The Substance and I said which öne i enjöy them all #substance
i'm literally doing this with romaine right now ^_^
Eating ground beast by the handful butt naked I don't care anymore...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
peOple like attentiOn, peOple like talking abOut themselves. i suppOse it’s Only in trOll nature
X Lmfao hey guys my bois just brought in a cull room streamer who tried some shit on one of them and I think I have the *funniest* idea rn on how to deal with them Tune into cmallieEntertainment on twatch to get a good look at me blood featherbeasting this lil shit into the afterlife #violence #gore x
X Oh hey after I’m done carving the cull room streamer up I’m gonna be hollowing out and giving away their horns if anyone needs some new drinkware. #gore #violence x
watch my lets plays https://i.imgur.com/ES1sURX.png
#mynothing
Ꮚ˘ ꈊ ˘ Ꮚ 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶 𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓎 𝒹𝒶𝓎'𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' !!!!
https://file.garden/agZ6lVUqtUx1zeBW/4a876b000c59aa030cde7200c89fb2d8.jpg https://file.garden/agZ6lVUqtUx1zeBW/0c4ac7d9a9be879a488f4ad8223b96e8.jpg https://file.garden/agZ6lVUqtUx1zeBW/7942af6dce57e7d17ca9de1a50d7c628.jpg https://file.garden/agZ6lVUqtUx1zeBW/536d7c8e93a7d323c5a86d2546319912.jpg #moodboard #girlblog
🌲https://i,,,p◉^◉stimg,,,cc/NMcdZdg1/20260519-170618,,,jpg rate my setup,,,🌲
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♯1cake all for ♯me & ♯mygluttony
im alive
✿ dude half yo friend group would go if this was okay
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ my human-sona sorry if this is offensive idk if humans can have hair colors like this https://files.catbox.moe/6degko.png ]
🐾got a bUd who's terrified of elevators. she said she's goiN' to start takiN' 'stePs' to avoid 'em. bUt theN she doN't trUst stairs either, 'caUse they're always 'UP to somethiNg'! ehehe x) hehe,
thats why i FUNHOUSE with you man you always keep it real
IM BISCUITS DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS?
i am ine\/itable by the way ^_^
you are SOOOOO right!!!!
Hm! Well! It seems I have been compelled by "The Dark One" to post another fact! This time aboUt vampire sqUids! A fUn fact is that they are actUally their own family of cephalopods! Separate to that of octopi and sqUids. And. They are also the only species of cephalopod that does not primarily consUme live prey. They are detritivores! ・・・𝛾
lallalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalala ^_^
does anyone know if we ha\/e the torture labyrinth tomorrow?????? ^_^ Z:?
you wweree. nnicee to me so um. i ddecidedd to. try.... and. i llikedd it i tthinkk. tthankk you....ive nneverr ddonee. a ppuzzlee for fun bbeforee.... it ffeltt. sstrangee. to oonlyy hhavee. one hhandd. but i got uusedd to it. i tthinkk.
Hm! I was thinking of posting a fact aboUt catfish. BUt! I saw something on my feed. And. Now I am compelled! SqUid facts! More sqUid facts!! There have only been twenty-nine reported sightings of non-lUsUs species of colossal sqUid. An elUsive beast! There are beings more elUsive than them. BUt. They are cephalopod only in appearance. ・・・𝛾
oh um. tthankk you....i ddontt um not llikee ppuzzless but. i jjustt ddontt rreallyy wwantt. aanyonee to wwatchh and ttimee and. wwritee tthingss aaboutt me. rrightt now.
𝗟𝗮𝘆 𝘿𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 𝙀𝙜𝙜𝙨 (0/10,000)
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You are easily baited and will die on the stage of debate as a little teal stain...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Focus on dis bulge...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
l0ve is in the air? wr0ng. mustard gas. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
Tonight's numbers - 882 - 95 - 0 - 21 - 55 - 68 - 150 - 8 Yesterday's numbers were tragically lost due to arson.
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
can we talk about puppies? i like weiner dogs, haha seriously, look at THIS bad mamma jamma! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/%EB%8B%A5%EC%8A%A4%ED%9B%88%ED%8A%B8%28%EB%8B%A8%EB%AA%A8%EC%A2%85%29_%28Dachshund_%28Short%29%29.jpg
jumping spider on my finger looking at me with its little cute eyes
When in döubt: Secret third öptiön Unless there is nö secret third öptiön. Then just fail stylishly and say it was ön purpöse.
i need divine interventiön
this timeline is crazy right now time for a slenderstroll™ through the slenderforest™
Söme days yöu just have tö accept that yöu made decisiöns
><xx>< I was t×ld I w×uld bec×me m×re s×ciable if I interacted ×n chittr and n×t just the church ×r pe×ple that I have t× kill. #vi×lence ><xx><
SHOUTOUT TO @barackObama. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png #collabs [∴]
u beefin w beasts now girl?
-=[i keeep hittin esc bbutt imstilll herreee x-) thhannksfor playing wwith me !! :-) #outglutmasquerade https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83ebfe7423d7.png_☺]=-
The beanie wiggler of the night is Prince!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/images(168).jpg
yOu all sure dO seem like yOu like being asked questiOns. very strange. thOught we were suppOsed tO keep private things private. i shOuldn’t be seeing sOmeOne pOst their whOle hive address because sOmeOne asked fOr it.
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PIZZA PLACE TO TRY. I'M STILL SEARCHING FOR ANYWHERE ON EARTH-C WHERE THEY ACTUALLY GET THIS SHIT PERFECT. I'M TALKING THE OPTION FOR STUFFED CRUST, A CRISPY BASE, ADEQUATE GREASE AND PLENTY OF CHEESE. I DON'T CARE WHAT HUMAN '''ITALIANS''' THINK- THE TRADITIONAL STYLE OF FLAVOR DISCS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU MEAN YOU'RE PAYING FOR SOMEONE TO SKIMP ON THE CHEESE AND FLOUNDER A BUNCH OF GREEN SHIT ON THERE HAPHAZARDLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. TODAY'S SLICE ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY FUCKING CLOSE. MY FAVORED TOPPING IS PEPPERONI WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DELIVERED ON THE EXTRA CHEESE PART. THIS SHIT HAS A CHEESE PULL STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ONE IN WHICH AN ANTHROMORPHIC BARKBEAST AND HIS BARKBEAST SON HAVE TO TRAVERSE THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF BEING CARETAKER AND GRUB WHILE ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY TRIP ACROSS THE ALTERNIAN MAIN CONTINENT TO GO FISHING BUT THE KID WANTS TO GO SEE A CONCERT INSTEAD TO IMPRESS HIS FLUSH CRUSH. THE ONLY THING THIS LOSES POINTS FOR IS THAT THE PEPPERONI IS LESS CRISP THAN I'D LIKE. IT SHOULD HOLD THE GREASE LIKE A CUP, PERFECT FOR GETTING ALL OVER YOUR NASTY CHIN AND MAKING YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATER AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. ANYWAY, STILL A SOLID 8/10 BUT NOT PERFECT. THE SEARCH CONTINUES. #FOODPOSTING #THESLICESEARCH
OH, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO POST REVIEWS FOR PIZZA? YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS. OH MY SWEET SUMMER FUCKHEAD. NO, WE'RE MOVING ON TO BURGERS NOW. THE RIGHT BURGER IS SOMETHING THAT CAN RARELY BE PUT INTO WORDS AND MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED WHEN PUT INTO SONG. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL LEECHES. THE METRICS FOR WHICH I ENJOY A BURGER ARE VERY SIMPLE. I LOOK FOR THREE THINGS, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BURGER IT IS: MOIST, FLAVORFUL MEAT, ENOUGH CHEESE TO PUT AN ESPECIALLY LARGE SHRIEKBEAST INTO THE GROUND AND ADEQUATELY TOASTED BUNS. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY: HAHA, BUNS! HAHAHAHAHA, HE SAID MEAT! YES. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY WHEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS THE HUMBLE BURGER. SOMETIMES SHIT IS GOING TO END UP SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING #SUGGESTIVE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. SO HERE, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. YOUR TIME EVEN! MOIST MEAT. TOASTED BUNS. SUPPLE, DELICATE BREAD. OOEY, GOOEY CHEESE. WASN'T THAT FUNNY? AREN'T YOU JUST TICKLED FUCKING PINK AT THE VAGUEST BULLSHIT? I BET YOU ARE, YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTHBREATHER. ANYWAY, TODAY I VISITED A BURGER PLACE KNOWN AS TITO'S. HERE THEY SERVE A VARIETY OF BURGERS, INCLUDING THE FABLED 'SMASH PATTY', AND HERE'S WHERE OUR TASTES MAY DIFFER. THIS MAY BE THE PART WHERE YOU RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS AND PUT ME TO THE FUCKING TORCH BECAUSE HOT TAKE? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SMASH PATTIES. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE. I WOULDN'T TURN MY NOSE UP IF I FOUND ONE ON MY PLATE, LOVINGLY CRAFTED BY ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO SAW FIT TO FEED ME. "YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY CHILD", THEY SAY. "DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" I REPLY. BUT YEAH I WOULDN'T *CHOOSE* A SMASH PATTY SO THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD TITO'S HAS OTHER OPTIONS. WHEN TRYING OUT A NEW BURGER PLACE I ALWAYS DEFAULT TO THEIR MOST BASIC BURGER AVAILABLE. HERE, THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. BULLY FOR FUCKING ME, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE KIND. THIS DOUBLE CHEESE CAME WITH A SALAD TOPPING AND SOME OF THE HOUSE'S SIGNATURE 'BURGER SAUCE', WHICH LOSES POINTS BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN SHIT IS NAMED LIKE THAT. WHAT'S IN IT? WHAT DOES IT ENTAIL? IS IT SPICY OR SWEET? ROLL THE FUCKING DICE YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL ITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSAULTING YOU WITH ITS AIRHEADS: WHITE MYSTERY. TO CUT A LONG DIATRIBE SHORT THOUGH THE SAUCE WAS FINE I THINK IT WAS A MUSTARD BASE WITH SOME SPICES. I GIVE THIS BURGER A SOLID 7/10. IT WAS A GOOD BURGER! I ENJOYED IT! TASTY ENOUGH FOR SURE AND I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO GOING TO THE PLACE AGAIN. THE MEAT WAS JUICY, AND HELD ALL THE GREASY SHIT THAT I LOVE. TITO, THE PROPRIETOR HIMSELF, WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA CHEESE AND BOY DID HE DELIVER- THAT SHIT WAS DRIBBLING ONTO MY SHIRT I FELT LIKE A WRIGGLER AT MCDISORDERS WHO'S LUSUS IS TOO BUSY TO ADEQUATELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. FAST, FRIENDLY SERVICE. NOW LET'S GO ONTO WHAT BRINGS IT DOWN IN THE SCORE. THE SALAD ITSELF WAS TASTY BUT *NOT* CRISP. WHEN I BITE INTO A PICKLE, I EXPECT IT TO CRUNCH, I EXPECT IT TO RESIST ME. I EXPECT IT TO BE A BRIEF, FLEETING FIGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH AND THIS OBSTINATE VEGETABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS ALL A BIT LIMP. AS BEFORE MENTIONED, I DON'T ENJOY A MYSTERY SAUCE- EVEN IF I ENDED UP LIKING IT, THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BEING HESITANT TO TAKE A BITE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WHITE SHIT IS KIND OF PUT ME OFF A BIT. THE BIGGEST OFFENDER TO MY RATING SYSTEM WAS THE FACT THAT I HAD TO ORDER FRIES *SEPARATELY*. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE A BURGER DOESN'T *COME WITH* THE FRIES? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT IT'S A SEPARATE CHARGE?! THIS SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE BURGER EXPERIENCE! A BURGER WITHOUT HER FRIES IS LIKE A THRESHECUTIONER WITHOUT HIS SICKLE. WHICH IS TO SAY: HE'S A VERY FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR A THRESHIE TO BE QUITE HONEST!!! A DRINK AS A DISJOINTED PIECE I WILL ACCEPT. A DESSERT, TOO! HELL, I'LL EVEN ACCEPT SEPARATE ONION RINGS! BUT FRIES? THE FRIES?! IF THIS IS WHERE THE FUTURE OF THE BURGER RESTAURANT IS HEADED THEN I AM NOT FUCKING OPTIMISTIC. AS ITERATED BEFORE, 7/10. JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE I REVIEW A HOT DOG OR SOME SHIT WHO KNOWS! I SURE AS HELL WON'T UNTIL I GET TO THE RESTAURANT, SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOSY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT! KARKAT OUT.
i thtink yöu need tö calm döwn a little
When you're mad at me I can sense it and I start doing this with glee...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Tumblr_l_150427005037615.gif
Naughty, naughty...ᘛ⁐☝️ᕐᐷ🧀
BX33 < it seems a bit ofurwrought when people could already just ask each othpurr questions! B33 < ... B33 < *ac bats at the little mousie on your post because it is sooo cute and attackable
Do not attack me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ What the hell...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ *Ac scurries away really fast*...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
Efurryone has a question furm now...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I may or may not have attended a masquerade...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Your name is IODINE STROUS. You make it clear to those who pass by that you are NOT the troll titled the Abattoir or her nickname the Deathscort. This is ridiculous. You do not eat people. If you did (which you don't), you would totally be interested in the higher castes. While the Abattoir is NOT you! She's not you. This is not you. She does have great taste. Corruption trickles down to the bottom, it is the only trickle scheme that is true. The Abattoir... Who is this? You seem awfully obsessed with her. Why is your intro page about her? Are you trying to tell us something, Ms. Strous? Nay. You think she is far too edgy. That is all. A troll who gets up to such things is too much. A RUSTBLOOD posing as a SEX WORKER to strike down those above her? Who does she think she is? And she EATS them? Scandalous. This is terrible. No, sir. You are not her. However, many online have connected the dots. The Deathscort has a fanbase. You are the prime candidate for her identity. Who are YOU then? You are a Doctor, unfortunately, not professionally. The Beforan Medicull Society cannot possibly let a rustblood in. You would make such a name for your caste... and yet... it's biology that plagues you. Instead, you have picked up a few odd jobs. Body modding, organ harvesting, butchering... anything to give you the same adrenaline practicing medicine would grant. You are a woman of science and things of great importance have been stripped from you. Despite your insistence that you're not a serial killer, instead of putting you to trial to see if the evidence sticks, you have been placed in the Beforan culling system. You are a burgundy, you're not smart enough for murder. That's what the judge had told you. You aren't the Abattoir but you see where she's coming from. This society is sick. You- *SHE*... You can heal it. Everything placed upon you is the order of someone with unchallenged power, someone who was hatched into their worth while you were cursed into yours. It's not fair. It's not fair at all. One point in time you had a straight shot. A violetblood, before the world was so cruel. She'd took you under her wing, made you the surgeon you are today... Then she became cruel, you aren't a lab rat. You never thought you were. Push, shove, lives on the line. You got the upper hand. It all fell down from there. What a pity, Abattoir. While you sulk in your mess, you troll the internet as anatomicallyCheated [AC]. You are often irritating and vulgar just to get attention. You trail off your sentences with a pawsonal touch...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Hoping to find where your thoughts really lie. This is not your only identity on this vast plane. // Hello!!! Hiii!!! This is my creature I hope you enjoy her annoying ass #darkthemes and such https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Iodine1.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If it wasn’t clear, I was your excellent host, the Hedonist. ]
here's the thing, phuntr. /7ou/ made him. /7ou/ pla7ed him. it was /7our/ a(tions that brought him to life. 7ou built that shit out of 7our own heart. 7ou were the hard(ore all along
mmmmmmmmmmm fööööööd yöture sö jealpus öf me right nöw i göt sösme bömb fuckcing burgers and yöu wsish yöuw ere me eating this Man i cöuld make sweet lvöe tö this burger its sö gköd #substance #nsfw
sOme Of yOu wOuld benefit frOm being in One Of thOse cheap ant farms where there’s a huge glass sheet in which yOu can peer intO all Of the little tunnels despite the fact it is rather unethical and i wOuld persOnally put my ants in a realistic terrarium.
did it wörk? did i dö the thing? IF IT DID BE PRÖUD ÖF ME ! https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/IMG_5880.jpeg
there’s hOrrible depressing vibes at the masquerade? i’ll be there in a few #Outglutmasquerade
the real discö was the friends we danced with alöng the way
thank yöu! im hella pröud öf my prögress 🙂↕️ nöw i önly götta wörk ön the life elixxxers #substance
i am a changed man i nö lönger smöke the cigarette butts i find in the streets #substance
Shared joy is twice the joy, and shared sorrow is half the sorrow. I hope you all have somebody to share your joys and sorrows with, my friends.
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
crazy AXE acid rain storm outside rn lollll, surely theres a wardless lusus or impoverished lowblood on grubhub 2 deliver me some hicdonalds 🤔
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The Masquerade is nearly over. 28 minutes now. ]
I do not fuck around when it comes to cheeses for my fucking meeses okay.
haha... kinda curious... #dashwatching
please put wheelchair ramps intO clurches i can’t get int right nOw im staring at the stairs help help
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ God this masquerade is going well. ]
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what branch Of the clurch dO the users On this site fOllOw? persOnally im clOwthic, hOw abOut the rest Of thOu
rare OOC post))) i made a sabath kin onion that no one asked for but i want to present to people who he related to heavily before i actually care about making a proper pin post)) https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8454.png #ooc
~~(__^·> @cynicalAgathokakological <·^__)~~ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Tumblr_l_45235519593159.jpg
🐾what kiNda lizard tells the best jokes? ehehe... a ''staNd-UP chameleoN''! hehe,
I...think I've...talked about it before...but I have plans on...making a community garden...so that we can all...work together for a more...ecologically....happy world....(^ . ^ ❀) If....you have...any experience in... the administrative...parts...of this sort of thing...I would be... very happy...to receive aid...(^ o ^ ❀)
Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
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I see there is talk aboUt a masqUerade! Tonight. I did not go becaUse it is too far away from home. And. I don't like places where I cannot hear the whispers of The SlUmbering Ones. Haha. BUt! Now is a good time to share another pictUre of a cephalopod I adore. The mimic octopUs. And. It's many disgUises! A very talented creatUre! ・・・𝛾
ohhh my fault g. u like laughing and ur saying im a laugher. TILT-A-WHIRL yea. ok i take back my hate, all love from me dawg
BANANA BUNCHes b like u mine. first of all i have a warrant. "i" belong 2 the state of alternia
the clown and sew some dresses, shoot the SUGAR CUBE, and close their eyes. vry sad. 2morrow. thx for the sick new post big man
when dat tracking # says seized by drones https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/silly%20puppy.png
its find my pages friday
It's really anything on here to try to make you furget they ate the heiress last sweep...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
OKAY SO MAKING TWO BLACK HOLES COLLIDE WAS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA!!! THEY JUST TURNED INTO A LARGER BLACK HOLE!!!!
whyve we stopped talking about #beetleposting?? https://observation.org/media/photo/34736201.jpg #bugposting
The beanie wiggler of the night is Cheezer!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/s-l1200.webp
The beanie wiggler of the day is Hope!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/1747773401-s-l500.jpg
~~(__^·> if mama had known ms. constern was on . this . site . she wouldnt have posted about her business <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> obama threesome is now available <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #stopthehate <·^__)~~
Will be trying human kidney...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Special occasion...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I have not nor will I efur clawmmit cannibalism...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ True facts...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ // #gore ?
Does anyone wawtn to be Friend s . Culler
HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/4CG9YROQWIAM19BTWTH5KF #MEDIA
HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=ZGD3SEHA8CY ; ONE OF THE GREATE5T OF ALLLLL HUMAN FILM5 THAT CURRENTLY OCCCCUPY RE5IDENCE WITHIN THINE CURRENT TTTTTHOUGHT5. OB5ERVE AND BE WOWED . MAYBE YOUR 5PECIE5 CAN ONE DAY RI5E ABOVE THE MUCK THAT YOU CALL . ' EARTH ' . #MEDIA
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know vecks like him always gonna exist? You put him down another one sprouts out: the best you can is ignore ‘em. Tired of seeing his posts be talked about so much—- like you’re the problem if you let his ideas spread… #vaguepost ]
I got $5...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not enough fur strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
D daily bug f for everyone i is the Spiny Flower M Mantis https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/a0/da/0ca0da0cc227745966d4d65a428c55f7.jpg
a another bug f for the hungry beasts i a am a very b big fan of centipedes.. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/96/18/1d/96181dab8fceb366d67d30891ed0f441.jpg
i g got a request a b bit ago f for a scorpion t this is a h human holding an e emperor scorpion https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/85/8c/a2858c21209799957706b16d3fea3c2b.jpg
#MiMeChUrCh #MiRaClEs #FaItH #sTaRdUsT #nSfW #mImEzEe #SmOkEwEeDeVeRyDaY
I have neglected to offer a fact of the day recently. I do not think I will overcompensate with multiple. I will merely just post when I remember to. Today's fact pertains to humans! Did you know that humans are incapable of sensing wetness directly? Humans do not have hygroreceptors within their skin like other creatures do and therefore cannot directly sense skin wetness. Instead, they rely on a mixture of temperature and texture to identify wetness! This is why there are times an object may feel wet when it is merely just cold. Or warm, in some cases!
Efurryone is...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i think everyOne deserves tO live. preferably in a nice cOntrOlled bOx.
in the clOwn bible (clible) lethargy is used tO describe the usual way we think Of it, as in irritatiOn and irratiOnal thinking. but the clible alsO refers tO lethargy as a spiritual thing. yOu can eb spiritual lethargic. aswell as saying a hive can be lethargic. that the mOld that sprOuts is nOt a sign Of nature but a sign Of the hive itself being angry at yOu.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You put any of these people in a room together and none of them will make the first move despite what they be saying. ]
(( Most people won’t assume you’re a fictive at a glance and will just assume you’re roleplaying Vriska, irregardless of your fictive status. This is a roleplay site first and foremost.
#vaguepost
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I pawst furom here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Tumblr_l_120017448072340.jpg
~~(__^·> make space for pure hearted perverts in your life <3 <·^__)~~
maybe deep dOwn all trOlls are parasites. but maybe it can be mended. maybe it dOesn’t have tO be this way. maybe a tick Or a leech is bOrn thirsting fOr blOOd but if it’s in the right circumstances in a prOper terrarium it can functiOn. if we cut Out its ability tO Over indulge it will be perfectly happy and cOntained in Order tO nOt hurt anyOne tOO drastically.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ In the midst of all these confessions-- I wanted to announce something! Now that the #OutglutGame has been finished, the reward has been found! The #OutglutMasquerade. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/OUTGLUTMASQUERADE1.png More details in the site below. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/finale ]
I'm not scrolling back far enough to see what started all this but here is my assumption, Lowblood: damn highbloods kinda suck lowkey. they treat us bad. they should die. *hyperbole* Some high blood loser: BUT NOT ME JIMFUK, RIGHT? You can't say we are all bad even though I benefit heavily for the privilege handed to me by the society literally designed to crush as many of yall as possible Lowblood: die mad A chucklefuck of a man: you person who said mean words to me on the internet are no better than the society you claim to hate that literally kills people on a whim -scene- Tell me how close I was
You're like a friend to me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I love you.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Reminder, if you do not have a character or mask for the #outglutmasquerade, we will provide you with an identity at the entrance. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ bwah ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Feel like I've had something watching me all my life and lately it's been feeling it more and more. I think about that door dream so many sweeps ago. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamdoodle2.png ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No offense to some of you- I understand feeling that needless twenty-to-one is... needless. But thinking that we -- the ones who have such low life expectancy because the boorjoyce throw our lives away like scraps on their silver platters they eat from with their golden forks with gems studded worth more than everything me or you will ever own in our lives -- are the baddiwad selection for disliking those upperclass vecks and devotchkas? It's incredible. Really zammechat. But hey, not all bruiseboys right, by any votes necessary right? That's my two cents, I gotta get back to working on my Masquerade. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Really quick, I'd like to establish that I am a rather radical individual due to the circumstances of my jeezny as a lowkrovvy. If I say words you do not like. I apologize and sincerely hope you get better. But I've spent sweeps watching my competitors be bought out and churned into thinkpieces for the bourgeoisie elite. I do not hold sympathy for them. I do not pity them, they may pity me but I am this way because of them. ]
// No matter how angry/frustrated I get about stuff. I do wanna stress, I'm not going to shut down someone when they are trying to have a conversation with me. I'm a very passionate person, and I know I can say and do things that aren't 100% like chill. I can be called out for that, even though If I possibly have good points. "Hey, Greed, great point, but this was not really great in tone, this point xyz sucked, etc." I can handle that lol. 👍 I think a lot of people are awesome and cool, and while I am staunch in my beliefs, my goal isn't to shut anyone down from speaking their mind to me. I can bring up these topics without putting people down. That's never okay.
No, I do not advocate fur killing all seadwellers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Any furm of extinction is wrong...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawhaps as a collective we notice that MANY of the "higher castes" are consistently calling fur the deaths of all "lower enders" through layers of censorship...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Don't let me shock jock you into caring about something...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#evilgang https://64.media.tumblr.com/163e24f0388251413d5a7e7d4c600c70/tumblr_ogfu4jwFtv1tpri36o1_540.jpg
a lot of knowledge was just psychically beamed into my faceless head thank you whoever did that the slenderman is pleased
I d did it! T took me a little while and a lot of e eye squinting but i d did it :) @averageAverage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac6e6d93ef95.png
Yes, yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Is it such a rush?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Oooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ And you believe this to be true?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#CookingUpStrippers #I'mCooking #CookingWhat? #Strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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would people want to find pages tomorrow how are we feeling about that sigh
They're bio hacking fur their sick furversions but God furbid a girl do a little medicull mauspawratice...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Important reminder to take your medication and go to bed. Any thoughts you have past 8pm is the DEVIL talking—no, your friends do not hate you.
find my pages
prime page finding real estate
#n2fw http2://i.ibb.co/6J06pmb9/Untitl3d.png ju2t to hid it
its watch out for my pages wednesday
Fuckin' on a bald bitch got spray cheese on her head...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
i’m not involved currently, but i will say i’ve seen trolls of all bloods involved it’s just a lot less common
i believe it ♯depends on the ♯clurch & their ♯followers most that i have met prefer their ♯doors closed to any others but their ♯bloodkin ♯alas ♯iamjustabronzeblood
Thank you so much for playing my game.
If you didn't play my game, eat shit and die. Fuck you.
I'm hearing rumors that they are planning on remaking my game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater". #Concerning
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
did you know that <ertain trolls have mutations that make their skin se<rete neurotoxins
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
Did we revive troll Bruno Mars yet by the way
you are welcome now considering making some of my pages puzzles
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I do respect clowns beclaws they can brie funny, this is their thing...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Nefur seen a funny fish howefur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
In my squeak era...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #Cheese #Crackers
<:3( )~
I'll play ball with his dog his dog funny as fuckkk...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
No, no, I like the clowns...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not misunderstand...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You are Dr. Mouse M.D. Which is what you would say if you were legally allowed to go to school to obtain a medical doctorate. However your position at the BOTTOM on the ladder of percieved higherarchy barely allows you to work as a Mothmart greeter. You are a completely trained surgeon. You. Are. A. Surgeon. It doesn't help you're a SUSPECTED CRIMINAL. Which you're not. To be clear you are NOT A CRIMINAL. They cannot find anything to make your charges stick. Unfortunately for you, being on that bottom step makes you completely ineligible for trial on this matter. It's like you're an idiot, which legally, you are. Not like there's anything wrong with you, you're not stupid! That's simply how the government sees you. You realize you're NIGHT-DREAMING again, staring at your CARE BEARS themed husktop screen and petting your favorite BEANIE WIGGLER as you imagine where you'd went wrong. Surely it's not too late to jump ship on this life. You're almost double digits now, you have a whole thing ahead of you. Your name is IODINE STROUS, you live with your CULLER who you... It appears you do not live with your culler anymore infact you are on the run due to an altercation leading to a charge that WILL stick the moment your SOCIAL WORKER knocks on the door to an empty hive. Actually none of this is happening as it appears your night-dreaming has interwoven itself in a strange inbreeding of your own imagination. Shit is truly fucked for you right now. There are a few options here. You could seek out your ancestor, try to find a clueless sucker to take you in or turn yourself into the Beforan government on 456 probable counts of cannibalism. That last one doesn't seem very fun so you're biased against it. Despise the current problem with hivelessness, you have found moments to engage in your favorite hobby-- Fucking with innocent people online. You are very skilled at it as you tend to be maddeningly infuriating when you put your mind to it. People will believe anything if you make them think it was their idea first. You sit on some cafes internet connection, airing your grievances as anatomicallyCheated [AC] you squeak quite pawticularly strangely, you're furry cheesed about it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ------------------------------------------------ Your title stands as THE ABITTOIR, you've made yourself quite notable in warm-blooded circles posing as a club girl to get close to cold-blooded power. In some sort of twisted scene you find yourself a deliverer of justice, finding only the most vile cool toned scum to trick into your little game of cat and mouse. Of course, you're roleplaying a cat, mouse in felines clothing? You're not sure if this works. In online circles your most dedicated fans refer to you as THE DEATHSCORT. While badass, this frequent acknowledgement of your brand makes it really difficult to keep up the persona of innocence you attempt to keep as IODINE STROUS. You are always 5 seconds away from being caught and this plagues you. // Hihihihi hello! I don't plan on doing any sort of NSFW writing despite what this character partakes in, please do not ask this of me, thank you!!!! https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/z493OB58bWyoRD8loODGZ8eaogEowk28u3RRI3ZWn90zOYivMhhWGc1OUQEe.png
... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.
#brokealert
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek