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#myrats [Attached is an image of four gummy rats sitting on a pLLate. Two LLime-fLLavoured rats are stacked on top of two raspberry ones. From tip to taiLL, they cover the entire LLength of the pLLate.]
🐾what soUNd does a NUt make wheN it sNeezes? well it kiNda goes... 'cashew'! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of mUsic do wiNdmills like? why, last i heard they’re 'metal faNs'! x) hehe,
🐾why did the iNvisible maN tUrN dowN a job offer? 'caUse he 'coUldN’t see himself doiNg it'! hehe,
// new pfp for ??? which I did in like a few minutes this is more so what I imagine it looking like https://i.ibb.co/0pFbGf0G/Untitled165-20260520002917.png
run... hopbeast... run... hopbeast... run... run... run...
// I guess I should give y'all something The Liker is a robot who wants to be just like a real troll and therefore in the hopes of trolls accepting it it likes everything a troll (if its a human or something else entirely The Liker does not recognize it and defaults it as a troll) does with only a few glitches where it hates it is not doing it on purpose though
Sömeöne töld me töday that I wöuld enjöy The Substance and I said which öne i enjöy them all #substance
i'm literally doing this with romaine right now ^_^
Eating ground beast by the handful butt naked I don't care anymore...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
peOple like attentiOn, peOple like talking abOut themselves. i suppOse it’s Only in trOll nature
// yk I didn't mean for ??? to be so analog horror coded its just a weird little thing I thought about
X Lmfao hey guys my bois just brought in a cull room streamer who tried some shit on one of them and I think I have the *funniest* idea rn on how to deal with them Tune into cmallieEntertainment on twatch to get a good look at me blood featherbeasting this lil shit into the afterlife #violence #gore x
X Oh hey after I’m done carving the cull room streamer up I’m gonna be hollowing out and giving away their horns if anyone needs some new drinkware. #gore #violence x
watch my lets plays https://i.imgur.com/ES1sURX.png
#mynothing
im so cool even if im an acloholic #substance *alcoholic https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/8e/f8/108ef80963a8d4428a219471e77808c1.jpg
Ꮚ˘ ꈊ ˘ Ꮚ 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶 𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓎 𝒹𝒶𝓎'𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' !!!!
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im alive
✿ dude half yo friend group would go if this was okay
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ my human-sona sorry if this is offensive idk if humans can have hair colors like this https://files.catbox.moe/6degko.png ]
🐾got a bUd who's terrified of elevators. she said she's goiN' to start takiN' 'stePs' to avoid 'em. bUt theN she doN't trUst stairs either, 'caUse they're always 'UP to somethiNg'! ehehe x) hehe,
thats why i FUNHOUSE with you man you always keep it real
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IM BISCUITS DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS?
Hm! Well! It seems I have been compelled by "The Dark One" to post another fact! This time aboUt vampire sqUids! A fUn fact is that they are actUally their own family of cephalopods! Separate to that of octopi and sqUids. And. They are also the only species of cephalopod that does not primarily consUme live prey. They are detritivores! ・・・𝛾
lallalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalala ^_^
does anyone know if we ha\/e the torture labyrinth tomorrow?????? ^_^ Z:?
you wweree. nnicee to me so um. i ddecidedd to. try.... and. i llikedd it i tthinkk. tthankk you....ive nneverr ddonee. a ppuzzlee for fun bbeforee.... it ffeltt. sstrangee. to oonlyy hhavee. one hhandd. but i got uusedd to it. i tthinkk.
Hm! I was thinking of posting a fact aboUt catfish. BUt! I saw something on my feed. And. Now I am compelled! SqUid facts! More sqUid facts!! There have only been twenty-nine reported sightings of non-lUsUs species of colossal sqUid. An elUsive beast! There are beings more elUsive than them. BUt. They are cephalopod only in appearance. ・・・𝛾
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oh um. tthankk you....i ddontt um not llikee ppuzzless but. i jjustt ddontt rreallyy wwantt. aanyonee to wwatchh and ttimee and. wwritee tthingss aaboutt me. rrightt now.
𝗟𝗮𝘆 𝘿𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 𝙀𝙜𝙜𝙨 (0/10,000)
🕐 🟫 🟫 🟫🐌 🟫. 🟫. 🟫.
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You are easily baited and will die on the stage of debate as a little teal stain...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Focus on dis bulge...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
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l0ve is in the air? wr0ng. mustard gas. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
Tonight's numbers - 882 - 95 - 0 - 21 - 55 - 68 - 150 - 8 Yesterday's numbers were tragically lost due to arson.
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
can we talk about puppies? i like weiner dogs, haha seriously, look at THIS bad mamma jamma! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/%EB%8B%A5%EC%8A%A4%ED%9B%88%ED%8A%B8%28%EB%8B%A8%EB%AA%A8%EC%A2%85%29_%28Dachshund_%28Short%29%29.jpg
jumping spider on my finger looking at me with its little cute eyes
When in döubt: Secret third öptiön Unless there is nö secret third öptiön. Then just fail stylishly and say it was ön purpöse.
i need divine interventiön
this timeline is crazy right now time for a slenderstroll™ through the slenderforest™
Söme days yöu just have tö accept that yöu made decisiöns
><xx>< I was t×ld I w×uld bec×me m×re s×ciable if I interacted ×n chittr and n×t just the church ×r pe×ple that I have t× kill. #vi×lence ><xx><
SHOUTOUT TO @barackObama. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png #collabs [∴]
u beefin w beasts now girl?
-=[i keeep hittin esc bbutt imstilll herreee x-) thhannksfor playing wwith me !! :-) #outglutmasquerade https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83ebfe7423d7.png_☺]=-
The beanie wiggler of the night is Prince!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/images(168).jpg
yOu all sure dO seem like yOu like being asked questiOns. very strange. thOught we were suppOsed tO keep private things private. i shOuldn’t be seeing sOmeOne pOst their whOle hive address because sOmeOne asked fOr it.
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PIZZA PLACE TO TRY. I'M STILL SEARCHING FOR ANYWHERE ON EARTH-C WHERE THEY ACTUALLY GET THIS SHIT PERFECT. I'M TALKING THE OPTION FOR STUFFED CRUST, A CRISPY BASE, ADEQUATE GREASE AND PLENTY OF CHEESE. I DON'T CARE WHAT HUMAN '''ITALIANS''' THINK- THE TRADITIONAL STYLE OF FLAVOR DISCS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU MEAN YOU'RE PAYING FOR SOMEONE TO SKIMP ON THE CHEESE AND FLOUNDER A BUNCH OF GREEN SHIT ON THERE HAPHAZARDLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. TODAY'S SLICE ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY FUCKING CLOSE. MY FAVORED TOPPING IS PEPPERONI WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DELIVERED ON THE EXTRA CHEESE PART. THIS SHIT HAS A CHEESE PULL STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ONE IN WHICH AN ANTHROMORPHIC BARKBEAST AND HIS BARKBEAST SON HAVE TO TRAVERSE THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF BEING CARETAKER AND GRUB WHILE ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY TRIP ACROSS THE ALTERNIAN MAIN CONTINENT TO GO FISHING BUT THE KID WANTS TO GO SEE A CONCERT INSTEAD TO IMPRESS HIS FLUSH CRUSH. THE ONLY THING THIS LOSES POINTS FOR IS THAT THE PEPPERONI IS LESS CRISP THAN I'D LIKE. IT SHOULD HOLD THE GREASE LIKE A CUP, PERFECT FOR GETTING ALL OVER YOUR NASTY CHIN AND MAKING YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATER AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. ANYWAY, STILL A SOLID 8/10 BUT NOT PERFECT. THE SEARCH CONTINUES. #FOODPOSTING #THESLICESEARCH
OH, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO POST REVIEWS FOR PIZZA? YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS. OH MY SWEET SUMMER FUCKHEAD. NO, WE'RE MOVING ON TO BURGERS NOW. THE RIGHT BURGER IS SOMETHING THAT CAN RARELY BE PUT INTO WORDS AND MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED WHEN PUT INTO SONG. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL LEECHES. THE METRICS FOR WHICH I ENJOY A BURGER ARE VERY SIMPLE. I LOOK FOR THREE THINGS, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BURGER IT IS: MOIST, FLAVORFUL MEAT, ENOUGH CHEESE TO PUT AN ESPECIALLY LARGE SHRIEKBEAST INTO THE GROUND AND ADEQUATELY TOASTED BUNS. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY: HAHA, BUNS! HAHAHAHAHA, HE SAID MEAT! YES. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY WHEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS THE HUMBLE BURGER. SOMETIMES SHIT IS GOING TO END UP SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING #SUGGESTIVE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. SO HERE, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. YOUR TIME EVEN! MOIST MEAT. TOASTED BUNS. SUPPLE, DELICATE BREAD. OOEY, GOOEY CHEESE. WASN'T THAT FUNNY? AREN'T YOU JUST TICKLED FUCKING PINK AT THE VAGUEST BULLSHIT? I BET YOU ARE, YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTHBREATHER. ANYWAY, TODAY I VISITED A BURGER PLACE KNOWN AS TITO'S. HERE THEY SERVE A VARIETY OF BURGERS, INCLUDING THE FABLED 'SMASH PATTY', AND HERE'S WHERE OUR TASTES MAY DIFFER. THIS MAY BE THE PART WHERE YOU RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS AND PUT ME TO THE FUCKING TORCH BECAUSE HOT TAKE? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SMASH PATTIES. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE. I WOULDN'T TURN MY NOSE UP IF I FOUND ONE ON MY PLATE, LOVINGLY CRAFTED BY ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO SAW FIT TO FEED ME. "YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY CHILD", THEY SAY. "DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" I REPLY. BUT YEAH I WOULDN'T *CHOOSE* A SMASH PATTY SO THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD TITO'S HAS OTHER OPTIONS. WHEN TRYING OUT A NEW BURGER PLACE I ALWAYS DEFAULT TO THEIR MOST BASIC BURGER AVAILABLE. HERE, THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. BULLY FOR FUCKING ME, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE KIND. THIS DOUBLE CHEESE CAME WITH A SALAD TOPPING AND SOME OF THE HOUSE'S SIGNATURE 'BURGER SAUCE', WHICH LOSES POINTS BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN SHIT IS NAMED LIKE THAT. WHAT'S IN IT? WHAT DOES IT ENTAIL? IS IT SPICY OR SWEET? ROLL THE FUCKING DICE YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL ITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSAULTING YOU WITH ITS AIRHEADS: WHITE MYSTERY. TO CUT A LONG DIATRIBE SHORT THOUGH THE SAUCE WAS FINE I THINK IT WAS A MUSTARD BASE WITH SOME SPICES. I GIVE THIS BURGER A SOLID 7/10. IT WAS A GOOD BURGER! I ENJOYED IT! TASTY ENOUGH FOR SURE AND I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO GOING TO THE PLACE AGAIN. THE MEAT WAS JUICY, AND HELD ALL THE GREASY SHIT THAT I LOVE. TITO, THE PROPRIETOR HIMSELF, WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA CHEESE AND BOY DID HE DELIVER- THAT SHIT WAS DRIBBLING ONTO MY SHIRT I FELT LIKE A WRIGGLER AT MCDISORDERS WHO'S LUSUS IS TOO BUSY TO ADEQUATELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. FAST, FRIENDLY SERVICE. NOW LET'S GO ONTO WHAT BRINGS IT DOWN IN THE SCORE. THE SALAD ITSELF WAS TASTY BUT *NOT* CRISP. WHEN I BITE INTO A PICKLE, I EXPECT IT TO CRUNCH, I EXPECT IT TO RESIST ME. I EXPECT IT TO BE A BRIEF, FLEETING FIGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH AND THIS OBSTINATE VEGETABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS ALL A BIT LIMP. AS BEFORE MENTIONED, I DON'T ENJOY A MYSTERY SAUCE- EVEN IF I ENDED UP LIKING IT, THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BEING HESITANT TO TAKE A BITE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WHITE SHIT IS KIND OF PUT ME OFF A BIT. THE BIGGEST OFFENDER TO MY RATING SYSTEM WAS THE FACT THAT I HAD TO ORDER FRIES *SEPARATELY*. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE A BURGER DOESN'T *COME WITH* THE FRIES? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT IT'S A SEPARATE CHARGE?! THIS SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE BURGER EXPERIENCE! A BURGER WITHOUT HER FRIES IS LIKE A THRESHECUTIONER WITHOUT HIS SICKLE. WHICH IS TO SAY: HE'S A VERY FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR A THRESHIE TO BE QUITE HONEST!!! A DRINK AS A DISJOINTED PIECE I WILL ACCEPT. A DESSERT, TOO! HELL, I'LL EVEN ACCEPT SEPARATE ONION RINGS! BUT FRIES? THE FRIES?! IF THIS IS WHERE THE FUTURE OF THE BURGER RESTAURANT IS HEADED THEN I AM NOT FUCKING OPTIMISTIC. AS ITERATED BEFORE, 7/10. JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE I REVIEW A HOT DOG OR SOME SHIT WHO KNOWS! I SURE AS HELL WON'T UNTIL I GET TO THE RESTAURANT, SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOSY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT! KARKAT OUT.
i thtink yöu need tö calm döwn a little
When you're mad at me I can sense it and I start doing this with glee...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Tumblr_l_150427005037615.gif
Naughty, naughty...ᘛ⁐☝️ᕐᐷ🧀
BX33 < it seems a bit ofurwrought when people could already just ask each othpurr questions! B33 < ... B33 < *ac bats at the little mousie on your post because it is sooo cute and attackable
Do not attack me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ What the hell...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ *Ac scurries away really fast*...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
Efurryone has a question furm now...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I may or may not have attended a masquerade...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Your name is IODINE STROUS. You make it clear to those who pass by that you are NOT the troll titled the Abattoir or her nickname the Deathscort. This is ridiculous. You do not eat people. If you did (which you don't), you would totally be interested in the higher castes. While the Abattoir is NOT you! She's not you. This is not you. She does have great taste. Corruption trickles down to the bottom, it is the only trickle scheme that is true. The Abattoir... Who is this? You seem awfully obsessed with her. Why is your intro page about her? Are you trying to tell us something, Ms. Strous? Nay. You think she is far too edgy. That is all. A troll who gets up to such things is too much. A RUSTBLOOD posing as a SEX WORKER to strike down those above her? Who does she think she is? And she EATS them? Scandalous. This is terrible. No, sir. You are not her. However, many online have connected the dots. The Deathscort has a fanbase. You are the prime candidate for her identity. Who are YOU then? You are a Doctor, unfortunately, not professionally. The Beforan Medicull Society cannot possibly let a rustblood in. You would make such a name for your caste... and yet... it's biology that plagues you. Instead, you have picked up a few odd jobs. Body modding, organ harvesting, butchering... anything to give you the same adrenaline practicing medicine would grant. You are a woman of science and things of great importance have been stripped from you. Despite your insistence that you're not a serial killer, instead of putting you to trial to see if the evidence sticks, you have been placed in the Beforan culling system. You are a burgundy, you're not smart enough for murder. That's what the judge had told you. You aren't the Abattoir but you see where she's coming from. This society is sick. You- *SHE*... You can heal it. Everything placed upon you is the order of someone with unchallenged power, someone who was hatched into their worth while you were cursed into yours. It's not fair. It's not fair at all. One point in time you had a straight shot. A violetblood, before the world was so cruel. She'd took you under her wing, made you the surgeon you are today... Then she became cruel, you aren't a lab rat. You never thought you were. Push, shove, lives on the line. You got the upper hand. It all fell down from there. What a pity, Abattoir. While you sulk in your mess, you troll the internet as anatomicallyCheated [AC]. You are often irritating and vulgar just to get attention. You trail off your sentences with a pawsonal touch...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Hoping to find where your thoughts really lie. This is not your only identity on this vast plane. // Hello!!! Hiii!!! This is my creature I hope you enjoy her annoying ass #darkthemes and such https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Iodine1.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If it wasn’t clear, I was your excellent host, the Hedonist. ]
here's the thing, phuntr. /7ou/ made him. /7ou/ pla7ed him. it was /7our/ a(tions that brought him to life. 7ou built that shit out of 7our own heart. 7ou were the hard(ore all along
mmmmmmmmmmm fööööööd yöture sö jealpus öf me right nöw i göt sösme bömb fuckcing burgers and yöu wsish yöuw ere me eating this Man i cöuld make sweet lvöe tö this burger its sö gköd #substance #nsfw
sOme Of yOu wOuld benefit frOm being in One Of thOse cheap ant farms where there’s a huge glass sheet in which yOu can peer intO all Of the little tunnels despite the fact it is rather unethical and i wOuld persOnally put my ants in a realistic terrarium.
did it wörk? did i dö the thing? IF IT DID BE PRÖUD ÖF ME ! https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/IMG_5880.jpeg
there’s hOrrible depressing vibes at the masquerade? i’ll be there in a few #Outglutmasquerade
the real discö was the friends we danced with alöng the way
thank yöu! im hella pröud öf my prögress 🙂↕️ nöw i önly götta wörk ön the life elixxxers #substance
i am a changed man i nö lönger smöke the cigarette butts i find in the streets #substance
Shared joy is twice the joy, and shared sorrow is half the sorrow. I hope you all have somebody to share your joys and sorrows with, my friends.
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
crazy AXE acid rain storm outside rn lollll, surely theres a wardless lusus or impoverished lowblood on grubhub 2 deliver me some hicdonalds 🤔
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The Masquerade is nearly over. 28 minutes now. ]
I do not fuck around when it comes to cheeses for my fucking meeses okay.
haha... kinda curious... #dashwatching
please put wheelchair ramps intO clurches i can’t get int right nOw im staring at the stairs help help
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ God this masquerade is going well. ]
what branch Of the clurch dO the users On this site fOllOw? persOnally im clOwthic, hOw abOut the rest Of thOu
rare OOC post))) i made a sabath kin onion that no one asked for but i want to present to people who he related to heavily before i actually care about making a proper pin post)) https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8454.png #ooc
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~~(__^·> @cynicalAgathokakological <·^__)~~ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Tumblr_l_45235519593159.jpg
🐾what kiNda lizard tells the best jokes? ehehe... a ''staNd-UP chameleoN''! hehe,
I...think I've...talked about it before...but I have plans on...making a community garden...so that we can all...work together for a more...ecologically....happy world....(^ . ^ ❀) If....you have...any experience in... the administrative...parts...of this sort of thing...I would be... very happy...to receive aid...(^ o ^ ❀)
Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
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I see there is talk aboUt a masqUerade! Tonight. I did not go becaUse it is too far away from home. And. I don't like places where I cannot hear the whispers of The SlUmbering Ones. Haha. BUt! Now is a good time to share another pictUre of a cephalopod I adore. The mimic octopUs. And. It's many disgUises! A very talented creatUre! ・・・𝛾
ohhh my fault g. u like laughing and ur saying im a laugher. TILT-A-WHIRL yea. ok i take back my hate, all love from me dawg
BANANA BUNCHes b like u mine. first of all i have a warrant. "i" belong 2 the state of alternia
the clown and sew some dresses, shoot the SUGAR CUBE, and close their eyes. vry sad. 2morrow. thx for the sick new post big man
when dat tracking # says seized by drones https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/silly%20puppy.png
its find my pages friday
It's really anything on here to try to make you furget they ate the heiress last sweep...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
OKAY SO MAKING TWO BLACK HOLES COLLIDE WAS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA!!! THEY JUST TURNED INTO A LARGER BLACK HOLE!!!!
whyve we stopped talking about #beetleposting?? https://observation.org/media/photo/34736201.jpg #bugposting
The beanie wiggler of the night is Cheezer!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/s-l1200.webp
The beanie wiggler of the day is Hope!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/1747773401-s-l500.jpg
~~(__^·> if mama had known ms. constern was on . this . site . she wouldnt have posted about her business <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> obama threesome is now available <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #stopthehate <·^__)~~
Will be trying human kidney...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Special occasion...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I have not nor will I efur clawmmit cannibalism...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ True facts...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ // #gore ?
Does anyone wawtn to be Friend s . Culler
HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/4CG9YROQWIAM19BTWTH5KF #MEDIA
HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=ZGD3SEHA8CY ; ONE OF THE GREATE5T OF ALLLLL HUMAN FILM5 THAT CURRENTLY OCCCCUPY RE5IDENCE WITHIN THINE CURRENT TTTTTHOUGHT5. OB5ERVE AND BE WOWED . MAYBE YOUR 5PECIE5 CAN ONE DAY RI5E ABOVE THE MUCK THAT YOU CALL . ' EARTH ' . #MEDIA
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know vecks like him always gonna exist? You put him down another one sprouts out: the best you can is ignore ‘em. Tired of seeing his posts be talked about so much—- like you’re the problem if you let his ideas spread… #vaguepost ]
I got $5...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not enough fur strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
D daily bug f for everyone i is the Spiny Flower M Mantis https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/a0/da/0ca0da0cc227745966d4d65a428c55f7.jpg
a another bug f for the hungry beasts i a am a very b big fan of centipedes.. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/96/18/1d/96181dab8fceb366d67d30891ed0f441.jpg
i g got a request a b bit ago f for a scorpion t this is a h human holding an e emperor scorpion https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/85/8c/a2858c21209799957706b16d3fea3c2b.jpg
#MiMeChUrCh #MiRaClEs #FaItH #sTaRdUsT #nSfW #mImEzEe #SmOkEwEeDeVeRyDaY
I have neglected to offer a fact of the day recently. I do not think I will overcompensate with multiple. I will merely just post when I remember to. Today's fact pertains to humans! Did you know that humans are incapable of sensing wetness directly? Humans do not have hygroreceptors within their skin like other creatures do and therefore cannot directly sense skin wetness. Instead, they rely on a mixture of temperature and texture to identify wetness! This is why there are times an object may feel wet when it is merely just cold. Or warm, in some cases!
i think everyOne deserves tO live. preferably in a nice cOntrOlled bOx.
in the clOwn bible (clible) lethargy is used tO describe the usual way we think Of it, as in irritatiOn and irratiOnal thinking. but the clible alsO refers tO lethargy as a spiritual thing. yOu can eb spiritual lethargic. aswell as saying a hive can be lethargic. that the mOld that sprOuts is nOt a sign Of nature but a sign Of the hive itself being angry at yOu.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You put any of these people in a room together and none of them will make the first move despite what they be saying. ]
(( Most people won’t assume you’re a fictive at a glance and will just assume you’re roleplaying Vriska, irregardless of your fictive status. This is a roleplay site first and foremost.
#vaguepost
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I pawst furom here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Tumblr_l_120017448072340.jpg
~~(__^·> make space for pure hearted perverts in your life <3 <·^__)~~
maybe deep dOwn all trOlls are parasites. but maybe it can be mended. maybe it dOesn’t have tO be this way. maybe a tick Or a leech is bOrn thirsting fOr blOOd but if it’s in the right circumstances in a prOper terrarium it can functiOn. if we cut Out its ability tO Over indulge it will be perfectly happy and cOntained in Order tO nOt hurt anyOne tOO drastically.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ In the midst of all these confessions-- I wanted to announce something! Now that the #OutglutGame has been finished, the reward has been found! The #OutglutMasquerade. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/OUTGLUTMASQUERADE1.png More details in the site below. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/finale ]
I'm not scrolling back far enough to see what started all this but here is my assumption, Lowblood: damn highbloods kinda suck lowkey. they treat us bad. they should die. *hyperbole* Some high blood loser: BUT NOT ME JIMFUK, RIGHT? You can't say we are all bad even though I benefit heavily for the privilege handed to me by the society literally designed to crush as many of yall as possible Lowblood: die mad A chucklefuck of a man: you person who said mean words to me on the internet are no better than the society you claim to hate that literally kills people on a whim -scene- Tell me how close I was
I love you.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Reminder, if you do not have a character or mask for the #outglutmasquerade, we will provide you with an identity at the entrance. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ bwah ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Feel like I've had something watching me all my life and lately it's been feeling it more and more. I think about that door dream so many sweeps ago. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamdoodle2.png ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No offense to some of you- I understand feeling that needless twenty-to-one is... needless. But thinking that we -- the ones who have such low life expectancy because the boorjoyce throw our lives away like scraps on their silver platters they eat from with their golden forks with gems studded worth more than everything me or you will ever own in our lives -- are the baddiwad selection for disliking those upperclass vecks and devotchkas? It's incredible. Really zammechat. But hey, not all bruiseboys right, by any votes necessary right? That's my two cents, I gotta get back to working on my Masquerade. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Really quick, I'd like to establish that I am a rather radical individual due to the circumstances of my jeezny as a lowkrovvy. If I say words you do not like. I apologize and sincerely hope you get better. But I've spent sweeps watching my competitors be bought out and churned into thinkpieces for the bourgeoisie elite. I do not hold sympathy for them. I do not pity them, they may pity me but I am this way because of them. ]
// No matter how angry/frustrated I get about stuff. I do wanna stress, I'm not going to shut down someone when they are trying to have a conversation with me. I'm a very passionate person, and I know I can say and do things that aren't 100% like chill. I can be called out for that, even though If I possibly have good points. "Hey, Greed, great point, but this was not really great in tone, this point xyz sucked, etc." I can handle that lol. 👍 I think a lot of people are awesome and cool, and while I am staunch in my beliefs, my goal isn't to shut anyone down from speaking their mind to me. I can bring up these topics without putting people down. That's never okay.
No, I do not advocate fur killing all seadwellers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Any furm of extinction is wrong...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawhaps as a collective we notice that MANY of the "higher castes" are consistently calling fur the deaths of all "lower enders" through layers of censorship...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Don't let me shock jock you into caring about something...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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a lot of knowledge was just psychically beamed into my faceless head thank you whoever did that the slenderman is pleased
I d did it! T took me a little while and a lot of e eye squinting but i d did it :) @averageAverage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac6e6d93ef95.png
Yes, yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Is it such a rush?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Oooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ And you believe this to be true?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#CookingUpStrippers #I'mCooking #CookingWhat? #Strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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would people want to find pages tomorrow how are we feeling about that sigh
They're bio hacking fur their sick furversions but God furbid a girl do a little medicull mauspawratice...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Important reminder to take your medication and go to bed. Any thoughts you have past 8pm is the DEVIL talking—no, your friends do not hate you.
find my pages
prime page finding real estate
#n2fw http2://i.ibb.co/6J06pmb9/Untitl3d.png ju2t to hid it
its watch out for my pages wednesday
Fuckin' on a bald bitch got spray cheese on her head...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
i’m not involved currently, but i will say i’ve seen trolls of all bloods involved it’s just a lot less common
i believe it ♯depends on the ♯clurch & their ♯followers most that i have met prefer their ♯doors closed to any others but their ♯bloodkin ♯alas ♯iamjustabronzeblood
Thank you so much for playing my game.
If you didn't play my game, eat shit and die. Fuck you.
I'm hearing rumors that they are planning on remaking my game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater". #Concerning
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
did you know that <ertain trolls have mutations that make their skin se<rete neurotoxins
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
Did we revive troll Bruno Mars yet by the way
you are welcome now considering making some of my pages puzzles
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I do respect clowns beclaws they can brie funny, this is their thing...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Nefur seen a funny fish howefur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
In my squeak era...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #Cheese #Crackers
I'll play ball with his dog his dog funny as fuckkk...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
No, no, I like the clowns...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not misunderstand...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You are Dr. Mouse M.D. Which is what you would say if you were legally allowed to go to school to obtain a medical doctorate. However your position at the BOTTOM on the ladder of percieved higherarchy barely allows you to work as a Mothmart greeter. You are a completely trained surgeon. You. Are. A. Surgeon. It doesn't help you're a SUSPECTED CRIMINAL. Which you're not. To be clear you are NOT A CRIMINAL. They cannot find anything to make your charges stick. Unfortunately for you, being on that bottom step makes you completely ineligible for trial on this matter. It's like you're an idiot, which legally, you are. Not like there's anything wrong with you, you're not stupid! That's simply how the government sees you. You realize you're NIGHT-DREAMING again, staring at your CARE BEARS themed husktop screen and petting your favorite BEANIE WIGGLER as you imagine where you'd went wrong. Surely it's not too late to jump ship on this life. You're almost double digits now, you have a whole thing ahead of you. Your name is IODINE STROUS, you live with your CULLER who you... It appears you do not live with your culler anymore infact you are on the run due to an altercation leading to a charge that WILL stick the moment your SOCIAL WORKER knocks on the door to an empty hive. Actually none of this is happening as it appears your night-dreaming has interwoven itself in a strange inbreeding of your own imagination. Shit is truly fucked for you right now. There are a few options here. You could seek out your ancestor, try to find a clueless sucker to take you in or turn yourself into the Beforan government on 456 probable counts of cannibalism. That last one doesn't seem very fun so you're biased against it. Despise the current problem with hivelessness, you have found moments to engage in your favorite hobby-- Fucking with innocent people online. You are very skilled at it as you tend to be maddeningly infuriating when you put your mind to it. People will believe anything if you make them think it was their idea first. You sit on some cafes internet connection, airing your grievances as anatomicallyCheated [AC] you squeak quite pawticularly strangely, you're furry cheesed about it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ------------------------------------------------ Your title stands as THE ABITTOIR, you've made yourself quite notable in warm-blooded circles posing as a club girl to get close to cold-blooded power. In some sort of twisted scene you find yourself a deliverer of justice, finding only the most vile cool toned scum to trick into your little game of cat and mouse. Of course, you're roleplaying a cat, mouse in felines clothing? You're not sure if this works. In online circles your most dedicated fans refer to you as THE DEATHSCORT. While badass, this frequent acknowledgement of your brand makes it really difficult to keep up the persona of innocence you attempt to keep as IODINE STROUS. You are always 5 seconds away from being caught and this plagues you. // Hihihihi hello! I don't plan on doing any sort of NSFW writing despite what this character partakes in, please do not ask this of me, thank you!!!! https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/z493OB58bWyoRD8loODGZ8eaogEowk28u3RRI3ZWn90zOYivMhhWGc1OUQEe.png
... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek