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Confessions of an -Empress. I can absolutely afford smudge-proof lipstick but t)(ere's a joy t)(at comes wit)( leaving some suckers face looking like a warzone. 38* #Confessions

Kult: +24
Kull: +11
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.18

Of course! You're adorable, )(oney!

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Total: 2

For my last post as @meena)(sMommy I want to say, I'm so sorry to everyone. 38( I wanted to believe t)(at if I pretended "it worked out" and t)(at if I glossed over )(er flaws, t)(at it would be okay. T)(at I could keep acting like t)(is wit)( )(er like we're back on Beforus. But... As I'm responsible for all t)(e failures of Beforus. S)(e is responsible for )(er failures too. I'm so sorry, sweeties.

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00
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You finally remembered!
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
transgender
love yourself
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
@discardedPasts[DP]

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @gadabouttrickster "f1x Th1s" - Was, And Remained, The Instruction. Follow It, Feel It- And. No, No No, Don't Try That. back, Not Far, But Back, Get There Faster. You Knew Where It Was Then, When It Was, Just Had To Make Reality Dance To Your Tune. Fizzle, Pop, Again, Again, Again- Ah! There, But Not Yet. You Had Time, This Should've Been Easy. all You Had To Do Was Kill That Stupid Asshole. it Is Such A Shame You Approached From The Front. Her Hand Was At Your Throat Before You Could Even Swing, You Felt It, The Tug, Reality Made A Call For You That Your Mind Couldn't. So Sudden, And- fizzle, Pop. Back To The Start. all You Had To Do, Was Kill That Stupid Asshole. try Again, This Time From Behind, You Swung, You Caught The Chitin Of Her Horn And Sent Her Staggering. of Course, Even With A Dent In Her Skull She Still Turned, Smiled- And, In A Blink She Was Fine. She Hadn't Died, The Ring! That Thing Mattered? a Punch To The Liver From A Miraculously Loyal Servant, You Crumble. fizzle. Pop. Back To The Start. the Ring! The Ring! Okay, This Time Was Easier- in You Careened, Such Speed, Such Fury, She Couldn't Expect It, She Didn't In Fact, And You Caved Her Chitin In, Of Course, There Was That Stupid Ring, But You Managed To Tear It From Her Before She Could Regain Her Bearings. The Next Swing Did It. Now To Fend Off Condy. it Would Help If You Were A Better Fighter, If You'd Had More Practice- The Fizzle, The Pop. It Was Involuntary, You're Barely Breathing. That Should Have Worked!!! except It Didn't, Did It? It All Went To Shit. Everyone Died, Again. you'd Gotten Really Good At It, At This Point. You Get In, You Knocked Her Senseless With Anvil, Claimed The Ring, Killed The Sylph, And Fought. but You Were Not Strong Enough, Not There, Not Then. Too Much To Learn, Too Much Stress To Learn It. You Fight, You Fight You Fight, But Between Jade, Jane, And The Utter Power Of The Condescension? back. Try It Again. It Feels Like It Has Been Days. Weeks, Maybe Months Of This. Did You Even Try To Sleep? You Had Let Yourself Get So, So Tired. you Hadn't Started Counting, You Had Never Thought You Would Need To! maybe Killing Her Was The Problem. Maybe If You Tried Talking It Out. If You Just Helped Her Stupid Cause. It Was A Stomach Churning Idea, But The Results Had Started Better, At First. alas, No Matter What You Tried, No Matter How Many Times, The Cobalt/purple/fuchsia/red Blood Spattering Your Face? It Didn't Matter. Everyone Died. only One Outcome Left You With Anyone. And That Was The One You Started With. Show Up Too Late To Act, Take Roxy's Hand. Listen To The Seer. You Can't Save Everyone, Apparently, You're Lucky To Save Anyone At All. just Follow The Instructions And- "f1x Th1s." 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 Hm. Start Again. #violence #gore #death #againandagainandagainandagain ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

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Kull: +2
Total: 31
Ratio: 14.50

Seeing all you c)(ittr about... I wonder does t)(is count as a )(appy ending? T)(ere's so many of you, so many wonderful little faces, and all it took was twelve kids dying off-world. I'm still not sure )(ow to feel about my little Pink Moon. -Even after picking suc)( a silly name I can't bring myself to interact too muc)( wit)( )(er. #SGRUB #Deat)(

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Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

D---> Been thinking about my tea party idea...might make it a highb100d e%clusive event due to recent events and wanting to connect with fellow nobility. #Tea-party #Sorry-mid-to-low-b100ds

Kult: +7
Kull: +21
Total: 28
Ratio: 0.33
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Pickup DaVwinci
This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i really should thirst trap more. dont get me wvrong, i get a lot outta posting vwhatevwer bullshit comes to mind, showving off my deep thoughts and sharing wvords of wvisdom, but iwve been operating on such a passiwve scale. i havwent evwen posted any nudes on here, aint that vwild? i gotta start saying shit like, "like this post if you vwanna be called a good girl" or something. if i shovwed off evwen an ounce of dom energy, i bet the pathetic subs wvould come running. thats just science. #nsfvw

Kult: +7
Kull: +14
Total: 21
Ratio: 0.50
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A user of established repute
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
transgender
love yourself
@rubyredBarking[RB]

Had a dream where chittr implemented a group chat feature and that one weird ass eridan added every single karkat he could into a group chat to ask them to bear his children #dreams #suggestive I guess

Kult: +8
Kull: +2
Total: 10
Ratio: 4.00
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
⚠️😈/👿 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒⚠️
With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

TYPO IN DEATH THREAT. HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOO.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

i hate him so much why is he like this?

Kult: +11
Kull: +4
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.75
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A user of established repute
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

aight MD is out ig

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
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Craysea News Breaker
This user became something of a headline grappler. )-(IC would be proud. #peixesstaywinnin
certified badass
this gill in particular is literally trained to kill
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@corallineCataclysm[CC]

lwk wish hed forget i exist moby thatd give me some damn peace

Kult: +20
Kull: +2
Total: 22
Ratio: 10.00
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
bisexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Gonna whip my 8ulge a8out in a full-on meatspin over a 8ridge and have my fucking slurry just a8solutely rain down over all the scuttle8uggy's 8elow. I call this move "Co8alt Rain".

Kult: +7
Kull: +12
Total: 19
Ratio: 0.58
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
bisexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@araneaeGrapple[AG]

For once the drugs aren't helping escape my pro8lems! I think this just means I need 8etter shit. Yeah, pro8a8ly. ::::}

Kult: +18
Kull: +2
Total: 20
Ratio: 9.00
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
bisexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Clowns make me weary as fuck 8ut they can still get it! 8et they're REALLY good at cream pies. . . . . . . . . Don't FUCKING read into that. Okay may8e a little.

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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Craysea News Breaker
This user became something of a headline grappler. )-(IC would be proud. #peixesstaywinnin
certified badass
this gill in particular is literally trained to kill
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@corallineCataclysm[CC]

its nofin dw

Kult: +24
Kull: +2
Total: 26
Ratio: 12.00
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Muffin Top
This user likes them a little thicker than that.
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@containedArmageddons[CA]

i kn0w foll0wing errant ideas helps stave off the r0t and all but i can't help but immediately think this was a bad idea.

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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A user of unestablished repute
megid00med
has a clear and 0bvi0us type.
@gullibleColumnist[GC]

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Whilst I may think of myself as important, it’s far more important to remind myself of my unimportance. For example, whilst I may be in my story important.. I am a footnote in hers. I will never be something more than that. Nothing more to expect. Nothing more to gain. I am but the ring in a desk, a memory in the wind.」

Kult: +11
Kull: +12
Total: 23
Ratio: 0.92
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transgender
love yourself
@adiosToreador[AT]

[With a surprisingly bloodcurdling warrior's shout Tavros slams her fist against Vriska's face.  There's a spurt of blood, and a tooth flies. Her glasses have long since been lost. She stands up with a huff, and lets the shot linger on Vriska's prone figure. They appear to be up on the roof of the hive. She laughs, almost cruelly, then crouches down to start pulling her upto her feet. "c'MON, c'MON, gET UP, vRISKA, iT'S TIME FOR ME, tO DO MY, fINISHING MOVE,,!"] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE #GORE

Kult: +27
Kull: +2
Total: 29
Ratio: 13.50
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megid00med
has a clear and 0bvi0us type.
@gullibleColumnist[GC]

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Shining shoes.」

Kult: +4
Kull: +9
Total: 13
Ratio: 0.44

𝐓α𝚔ɘ mɘ

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29

Neש 𝕗𝘳🅞m Гrⓞ1ɭ ረﻉg🅞 Bɨ🅾𝐧𝗶ƈ𝕝e: D🅞𝖈 𝕊𝖈rα𝖙ƈ𝐡 𝗶𝐬 𝔲p ʇ🅾 𝙝𝗶𝔰 𝕝𝙖tɘsʇ 𝐬𝖈𝐡emﻉs, b𝘂t 12 brⓐᴠɘ t𝘳ⓞ𝕝𝙡𝔰- 𝖙ʍ🄾 𝙩𝙚αm𝐬 🅾f sɨx, α𝘳e fɨg𝙝𝙩i𝐧𝙜 𝔟aᶜ𝓴! J🅞ɨ𝐧 ʇ𝔥ɘ M𝙚𝙜i𝔡🄾 𝙖⒮ 𝐬𝐡ﻉ 𝔡🅞e⒮ ɦer 𝙞𝐧ᶜrﻉ𝔡i𝔟ɭe time m🅾veś, tɦﻉ √𝙖ⁿt𝙖s 𝔴𝗶𝙩ɦ h𝙞ś iᴎtɘń⒮ﻉ sic𝓴𝙡e 𝙖ᶜ𝙩𝙞🅞ᴎ, ⒜n𝙙 eν𝙚𝐧 thﻉ 𝕄α𝓴⒜rα wiẗ𝙝 𝐡i𝔰 ɨn𝖙eń⒮e 🄷O𝙉Ꝁ. It'𝐬 𝔲ṗ 𝖙o ሃ🄾u tⓞ ъriᴎƃ 🄾ɼ𝐝𝙚𝘳 𝔟aƈ𝙠 ʇⓞ ʇhɘ Ḿﻉ𝐝𝗶𝔲m ⓐń𝔡 𝖙ⓐke ʇh𝙚 𝙥𝕣ɨ𝖟ɘ for 𝙜🅾o𝐝. 𝐄⒜ƈɦ ⒮ﻉ𝙩 śo𝙡𝔡 śeṕα𝕣ⓐtɘɭy.

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14
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Guard Dog
This user is loyal to the Peixes name.
nonbinary
love yourself
Terminated Save
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
@uprootedGarden[UG]

is it weird to like following orders no matter how much you personally disagree with them the line keeps blurring for me

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50
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Wilted
Always blooming, but a Rose will eventually...
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
transgender
love yourself
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@eldritchTherapy[ET]

Not to sound like an early 2010s rock song but all your holes pale in comparison to the hole in my heart. Okay that does sound like a bad 2010s song disregard. #holeposting #vent

Kult: +31
Kull: +2
Total: 33
Ratio: 15.50

A new toy for the toy box.

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

You underestimate the power of the Eldritch being that is Adam Sandlerᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

that would have been nice tw0 have. i guess i wasnt strong en0ugh. im sorry.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@coronateCruelty[CC]

aint no betta feelin in t)(e world t)(an to trickle my talons along t)(e edges of someone's mind and slowly, surely, brin em into my orbit. i am t)(at ruination; t)(at w)(ic)( c)(anges you as a person and warps you forever as t)(e scars, t)(oug)( invisible, are caressed by me wit)( my soft, smoot)( arms despite not efin bein t)(ere at all.

Kult: +29
Kull: +21
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.38
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transgender
love yourself
@graphicTaboo[GT]

New illicit m4teri4l ide4:::: our heroes try to seduce Lord English only 4 them to re4lize it is pointless. 4fter 4ll,,,, he is 4lre4dy h4rd.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

👋🙃👋

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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A user of established repute
Patron Saint of Rank
This user recognizes #RankBait posts (im)piously.
Fujoshi Pride
A truly rotten girl!
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
@archiveAddict[AA]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/479e6bc636b5.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, currently hiding, archive rating: M)

Kult: +57
Kull: +16
Total: 73
Ratio: 3.56
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Barkarkbarkbark

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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First Guardian of Chittr
Do not fret so much, it's in name only.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Terminated Save
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.
@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

you can watch the breath bubble out and its serene especially if theyre ttied up so you arent even exerting any force theyre just waiting tto

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

its only borin ta you cuz you cant properly see or hear underwwater

Kull: +2
Total: 2

second only to drowwnin wwhich is still my top favvorite

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Alternia's #1 Marketorturer
Can remain irrational longer than anyone can remain solvent.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️i will continue to vote to have you maintain the last bastion of your dignity.↘️ ↗️WHICH INVOLVES DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT THAT.↗️ ↘️primarily, i am interested in you seeking any kind of gainful employment or hobby befitting mass monetization.↘️ ↗️WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS HAVING A REAL JOB, BUT IS NEVERTHELESS SOMETHING YOU CAN VAGUELY GESTURE TO, WHEN SOMEONE IS DEMANDING YOU ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SLACKLUSTRE INCOME AND PETTY DALLIANCES.↗️ ↘️have you considered forging the results.↘️ ↗️OR FIXING THE VOTING.↗️ ↘️so that i specifically can be pleased with the results.↘️

Kult: +4
Kull: +7
Total: 11
Ratio: 0.57
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Alternia's #1 Marketorturer
Can remain irrational longer than anyone can remain solvent.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.↗️

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Jinxed!
The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
transgender
love yourself
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

god i forgot how scary things can be sometime. hoogh.

Kult: +11
Kull: +2
Total: 13
Ratio: 5.50
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
⚠️😈/👿 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒⚠️
With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

キューボールの問題。彼女にとっては、もう手遅れだ。誰にとっても、もう手遅れなのだ。

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00