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Remem6er: N9 matter h9w 6ad it gets, there's always a versi9n 9f y9u 9ut there that's w9rse. I mean has it w9rse.
thats two for the gargoyle style then
BITCH THAT'S MY COOKIE, THAT'S MY JUICE.
what is your favorite sitting on the couch incorrectly pose? mine is with my legs propped up on the back though i find this works best on an l shaped couch
hey fellow mutiiess iif you're aafraaiid of raandomly gettiing culled one daay then jusst don't get culled¿ be the sstronger one collect aall ssortss of weaaponss` traaiin everydaay aand don't` liike` sshaare your locaatiion onliine▪︎ thaat'ss iit▪︎ you'll be fiine #aadviice #mutaantaadviice #tw-oppressiion #tw-hemoiissm
{[OOC: I've seen other people do something like this, so I will do one for my favorite little foxtroll! Also took a while to get the confidence and motivation to finish this.]} Your name is AZOLLO FELNIX, an Olive Blood, Sign of Lelo. You are 5'6" tall, which you believe might be average for an Olive Blood. Right? Right. You live in a hive dug into a mountain, like a vulpesbeasts den. Speaking of which. The 2 big interests that you have are Vulpesbeasts, and Quad-Com Manga. But you'll only talk about your obsession of Vulpesbeasts for now. Vulpesbeasts are your favorite kind of beast, Purrbeasts are ok, Barkbeasts are fine. But Vulpesbeasts are what you consider to be the best. The reason is probably your Lusus. For they are a Vulpesbeast, and a giant one at that which you view as a bit of a downside. Can't hug something too well if they are too big. But that doesn't stop you from trying. Your Lusus also has 4 eyes and 4 ears. Which 1 makes it easier for them to sense danger. But also 2 it's weird, it's more like a Gold's Lusus with the double thing... whatever. yOur writing reFlects this ObsessiOn FOX vulpesbeasts. alOng with replacing all F's, O's, and X's, yOu alsO replace all the "FO_" with FOX, sO "for" becOmes FOX, and "before" becOmes beFOXe. this is sOmewhat cOnFusing FOX Others, but whatever. Finally, mirrors... you don't like them. You don't really know why you have this problem. But seeing the reflection from them... You don't want to think about them anymore. {[Various Art, with the second image by JohnnyEgbert on Art Fight! It's so cute! Also hope this works.]} https://images.artfight.net/character/LHwDxnBdKxxdDPK1q9EQtkD3EqXPbkg98Nh7asKMoaWhfQoeTF4eaxcn9quZ.png?t=1783052209 https://images.artfight.net/attack/qInF8iLTxzJYbkNyUx9aRyr5LXit5AkaAAfW4HOVr5QgZL461EdSKX1e07Vd.png?t=1783210945
i just wanted 2 share this again
Depends on caste too !! Higher castes have longer lifespans, 8ut the variation is only a couple hundred or so. Still way 8etter than 40 WHAT THE FUCK
The Average Lifespan Of Trolls Is Dramatically Lowered By Rampant Culling, But Even Then It Is Still Usually A Few Hundred Sweeps. Do Humans Know How Long Trolls Can Live? There Are Trolls Alive Today That Were Alive When The Signless Was Alive. Before That, Even.
D--->I miss the snow...winter is by far my favorite season out of the 4.
OF course. YOur caalm, collected aapproaach aastounds me
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Actually I’m n9t even gay why d9 I have this 6adge 9n
:33 < im not sure if fairies believe in good and evil like we do x33 :33 < but they surely can be mischievous
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can’t, !t’s not po!sSoned yet꠹
iim goiin twwo 2tart 2oakiin my briick2 wwiith poii2on iif you people keep eatiin them..
:33 < today i found some fr33 soup sitting in the forest!! :33 < i didnt take any though... thats exactly how you get cursed :PP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aaf9085c593.jpg
then good news, you are a local predator for the rabbit population!
wwhatevver you 2ay.. 🙄🙄
SAM HELP .... oh hes not here
:33 < they taste wonderful too!!
BREAKING NEWS: Fake News! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
ITS FAKE ITS FAKE WE ARENT EDIBLE
im joining the bunny war on the side of the bunnies
I have no particullar views on rabbits one way or the other
BREAKING NEWS: Hopbeast/rabbits have one use, and it's as a food source. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
breaking news bunnies actually proven to be so so wonderful.
-|---► dont care what your mot1vat1on 1s... as long as you f1ght good... only w1nners get free food
BREAKING NEWS: You make a good point we'll have to update this story. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
-|---► anyone wanna... jo1n my rebell1on... we got free food... and we'll end cast1st bel1efs forever 1f we w1n... but yeah, free food!
anon said: "Oh hell yes an open askbox. Builds a nest in it." what the heck. you can't do that here.
yeah no shit
BREAKING NEWS: It at least shows signs of mental illness. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
I plead the 5th on this question until further notice. ::::)
Wait y0u want me t0 p0und y0u?
jokes on you i dont have money
rule 1 never tell the internet what to do unless you want the opposite thing
>>| good for you.
((just a reminder that if an rp has you stressed out you should definitely take a break!! i relapsed my ~1 month iirc soberness from smoking because of how stressed out an rp made me. so just please make sure you take care of yourself!!!)) #substance #cw-relapse
@asp1r1ngPess1m1st DUDE???? MY FUCK1NG SALMON
that’s a gOOd idea, thanks!
being a sprite #sucks i shouldnt have issues im barely even #real
Thank you That is my purpose
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:D
nevermind. yes you do, and youve never done anything wrong ever
Drats. Dont i get a pass for also having non-binary jugs?
sorry dude but this is an amporacore tweet were sending you to the meat grinder
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz it bad tt0 enc0urage jacka1dad tt0 run fazter? [END MESSAGE]
MOTHERFUCKER. JACKALDAD STOP RUNN1NG AWAY FROM ME
LET’S GO HUMANS YOU CAN DO IT !! !!
#thereishope
amazing more humans get on this now
posting from my mates arms in da slime 8c I cannot sleep; humans cannot chitter and this makes me sad. what do you mean you can’t purr or 8uzz or trill or something how are you supposed to wordlessly share how happy you are…this is misera8le you poor 8easts
hOpe yOu Feel better gt!
.⋆♱⃓ Two closeted men ge𓆩𓆪ing Zuper high and dryhumping each other. Imagine with me if you wi𓆩𓆪. Two a𓆩𓆪arently “Ztraight” guys hang out, not knowing they both have a crush on each other. They get high, Ztarting o𓆩𓆪 normal, watching dumb Zhows together and laughing. But Zlowly the tension grows as the movies Ztart to get Zpicer and Zpicer. Ones t𓆩𓆪 high to contain himself and pops a tent right there. They both play it o𓆩𓆪 like is a Zi𓆩𓆪y a𓆩𓆪ident. “I can’t blame you man, they were ge𓆩𓆪ing it on pre𓆩𓆪y hard in there.” But he can’t help but Ztare after Zaying that. One Zu𓆩𓆪ets they Ztart watching raunchy movies, no reason to Ztop at just Zaucy Zcenes, right? The r𓆩𓆪m ge𓆩𓆪ing more heated the longer the watch. Eventua𓆩𓆪y Ztumbling acro𓆩𓆪 a Zcene including two men. Their faces flushing i𓆩𓆪inently, they try to l𓆩𓆪k away but they can’t. “I’m not into that I’m just curious…” they both Zay despite how hard they are Ztaring at the Zcr𓆩𓆪n. One Zc𓆩𓆪ts closer to the other, almost instinctively Zo of course the most reasonable thing to Zu𓆩𓆪est next is mutual masturbation (forgive me for this Zhi𓆩𓆪y writing I’m Zl𓆩𓆪py). There is no other reason to Zu𓆩𓆪est this other than practical reasons. Tota𓆩𓆪y. They get close enough to touch each other at least. It’Z awkward, and clumsy, but they get there eventua𓆩𓆪y. Crotches pre𓆩𓆪ed together with the bi𓆩𓆪er one on top. The movie just background noise by now as they Zlowly Ztart to grind the fabric betw𓆩𓆪n them. A Zlight Zhu𓆩𓆪er from one as they Zlowly drag their hips back and a groan from the other as he pushes hips forward. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing more and more desperate as they continue ru𓆩𓆪ing their hips back and forth. Panting and l𓆩𓆪king into each others eyes. Pushing the boundaries of what’Z t𓆩𓆪 far and what’Z not. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing closer and closer until they are practica𓆩𓆪y cu𓆩𓆪ling while le𓆩𓆪ing out desperate pants. Zubstances making everything more Zensitive and them more responsive than ever. The one on top growling as the one below him whimpers and begs to go faster. Enjoying this moment, the top Zlows down instead, wanting the bo𓆩𓆪om cry out. Pu𓆩𓆪ing more whimpers before the bo𓆩𓆪om fina𓆩𓆪y lets out a loud moan. “F-fuck- I love you~!” The bo𓆩𓆪om cry’Z out, pan t𓆩𓆪 Zcrambled to f𓆩𓆪l emba𓆩𓆪a𓆩𓆪ed by it. Fueling the top to fina𓆩𓆪y give the bo𓆩𓆪om what he wants and going faster. Rough thrusts and grinding, growls and moans, fu𓆩𓆪y pans and constant groping. Fina𓆩𓆪y Zpi𓆩𓆪ing over into a heavy and desperate orgasm from the both of them. The top leaning down to ki𓆩𓆪 the bo𓆩𓆪om as he Zlowly grinds out their orgasm. Making it last before fina𓆩𓆪y le𓆩𓆪ing his hips Ztop. Ruining their clothes and furniture with their mat. But they don’t care, fa𓆩𓆪ing limp against each other, they Ztart to cu𓆩𓆪le properly. They’𓆩𓆪 clean up once the high wears o𓆩𓆪.
Is it simping if it w0rks
i should get myself a pet duck
(( Oh my god the clown scripture doc is at 22 pages?!? the clowns are cooking???? honk honk or something??????
your name is █✶⸸✶☆✶ %✶&☆✶% and you are a sylph of space. long ago you played these games but for now you are something else. that old name you bared serves no purpose. you are now a tool and always will be. you died a tragic death sure but it doesn't matter you were done your game was over and everything was fine. but then you were brought back, your unique skills are what are required of someone to mend space. the resurrection came at a cost though you weren't you anymore. of course you then needed to mend what was broken and afterwards you were left alone. discarded to the side like you are nothing more than a broken toy. you don't remember how long you were there for but if time does show it's roots, it was well over the expected time. of course someone came looking for you, not because of who you were or who you are or what you do more your potential. of course since then you've reached that potential, with his guidance you can pretty much do whatever you want with this aspect as the one who repairs space. you are his trump card, or more accurately you are one of his many trump cards. he doesn't have just the one why would he, he is the lord of course he has multiple tricks up his sleeve. your purpose is to make sure he does not get hurt. with your immense skill and immense power to repair space if you were to hypothetically break space and repair it in a constant fluctuating pattern then nothing could get through it except for what you allow. an infinite barrier of pure space you are his shield. and you will bear that burden until you break. you owe him that much. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
I have yet to see the clowns on this site be "f(_)nny". I'm starting to think I've been lied to.
Yes.
arent you like haunted by the stanley's parable voiceover
smth smth bearer a the curse. couldn't be me tho.
GIRL GOURDS, NOW PUT ME LOWER ON THE LOSER LIST. I’M HUMBLE LIKE THAT.
?why are they called rumblespheres when they neither rumble, nor are they sphericaL .best suggestion for new colloquial term for titties gets to leave the loser lisT #nsfw #notreallythoughitsjustboobS #notasexualizedconversatioN #dontgetweirdaboutiT
꒦꒷ THE SLOP MASTER IS INTENTLY LOOKING AT A PAINTING ONLINE of three cute puppies... SHOULD I BUY IT? Hm... #paintingSLOP #puppySLOP
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<<"hotted dogs up ahead! meats big ones!">>
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! got her a moobeaSst so ssshe’d stay st!ll ꠹
[OOC intro] they/them, 6’0 Felyan was supposed to start as a gossip troll but I kinda just do whatever with them now. Little silly goober who loves mischief and acting like a nosy kitty. Btw guys, the little tuffs on the side of their head are their ears :3c I like making my trolls animal themed so yes the tail is real, yes the paws are real, and yes their ears are soft. Very soft. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100280767_69qnR1xIJb4KchB.png?1778934941 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119987236_a3S37XKkdmjgXii.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100280703_hziwZwen7yec4nX.png #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! can v!s!t you and purr really loudly on your lap꠹
HELL YER!
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday