@gutsyGumshoe — #substances
Comment below and tell me what you did to celebrate 4/20. #substances. And perhaps #nsfw depending on your answers.
In honor of 420. In an official capacity, I must disclaim that this chart is entirely divorced from my own real-life experiences. I, Jane Crocker, Maid of Life, have never done a drug. Never do a drug. #neverdoadrug Anywhoodle. #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfa29e0a13b9.PNG
Another dinner complete. Guess whose dessert was whose. #alphakidtrip #birthdayyacht #NORMALyacht #plumbplatonic #chastityboat #food #dessert #substances #blessed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0e43be4a8d6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cbd9f27b7b7.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c24b3373bc46.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/369b8bce3231.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27554b09e4d6.jpeg
Jake is inebriated enough to tell me he Facetunes every one of his social media selfies and I am downright schnookered enough to tell you about it. I asked him what he adjusts and he said his jawline. That may have been TRUTH SERUM back at the swim-up bar. Then again, all poisons have their fatal dose. #substances
Crawled into the giant commemorative private Margaritaville cocktail statue like infant Christ in the manger. The new JC emerges fully formed, like the homjnculus. #substances
My voice has been entirely depleted by karaoke. But we've arrived at the island for the day. Suppose I'd better clear my throat with a morning shot. :B #substances
Jake has apparently paid the crew exorbitant fistfuls of cash to see which salamander on board can blow the bubble faring best against the sea breeze. I come up to the pool deck and he has them lined up blowing salivary membranes ROILING with vape cloud. #substances I guess.
I have been attempting to sober up from WHATEVER was in that brownie Jake brought... for the last seven hours. AMA. #substances
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.