@gutsyGumshoe — #eridanweek
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
The #eridanweek #iwantcandy event will commence in a couple of hours. In the meantime. Second to last call to RSVP. Chit #iwantcandy to confirm your entry. Original post below. ____________________________ Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares...Read more
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest....Read more
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges t...Read more
I hope you're all prepared for #RUMBLENIGHT as we bring the Pumpkin Patch @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414 to #ERIDANWEEK ! Marvus Xoloto @clownBae will be performing his hit new single #BIGFATA$$ BY MARV && PROD DJ FODDER LIVE. #bigfatass LISTEN NOW. ------------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqOFk_0z0 ------------ LISTEN NOW. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e0e870631ef.PNG
... I didn't even know we got Bhad Grubbie for Marvus' #eridanweek single.
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
Getting dressed for #eridanweek. @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 MUST I wear the stupid robe.
Anyway. April Fool's. Welcome to DAY THREE OF #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY #CROCKERCORP. Tonight's headliners are TROLL CHER and MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
And now, Terrans and Alternians. Please enjoy the musical stylings of Troll Lady Gaga. #eridanweek
... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.
LOCK THE PERIMETER DOWN. Attendees of #eridanweek, do not be alarmed. A brief security frisk will be making its way through the crowds. Please comply with all drone activity. Exit from the perimeter will not be permitted. Enjoy a complimentary Krispy Kruel donut while you wait.
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
Hold on. I'm getting word that there's been a breach of the security perimeter at #eridanweek.
Proud to announce @screamingPoet as an independent performer at #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP with a humorous satirical monologue on our beloved ERIDAN AMPORA! We here at Crockercorp encourage ALL religious and political creeds to gather and freely express their hearts and minds. @screamingPoet , welcome to the Crocker family.
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
Some of you animals are brutally misusing the #eridanweek commemorative plastic cookie buckets.
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
Proud to announce another evening headliner for #eridanweek, @kingofPop TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON.
Complimentary resurrection available at the MEDICAL TENT at #eridanweek. Simply toss your companion's cadaver and/or severed portions off and they will be returned to you for additional festivities in three hours or less. *Cadavers will be reanimated in the order which they are received.
Delighted to announce one of our evening headliners @clownBae transported in from OLD ALTERNIA to perform at #eridanweek! *Crockercorp is not legally responsible for injury, dismemberment, or death at #eridanweek
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
@golgothasTerror What night are we coordinating outfits for #eridanweek . This is my proposal. Remember there's always a stark breeze out near the island. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cf564c38966.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ee95805db6.PNG
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium