♠ hated by @pulchritudePowerhouse
HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.
[upon scrolling to this post, the dial up tone plays. it doesnt go away until its finished.]
[it gets louder for you]
YOU WONT EVER TAKE ME ALIVE
what the shit mushrooms can be hallucinogenic? fucking hit me up once that things cookedfor dinner
Casper and I shake hands The hate pact is sealed.
okay guys i havvve got to leak these cause this guy just creeps me out! [ there are twvvvwo photos showvvvwing a vvvery uninterested turntechAquarium responding to an illiterate @dickAce practically spewvvvwing bullshit about nothing and being a bit of a creep]
*elfs -from the office of ace dick detective agency
yesterdya lol with his male elf floozys though maybe that was a planned hot date -from the office of ace dick detective agency
need a flozy sucken da whisky out of my bottle if you get what im sayin #nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
==> Mock the detective. Yeah, take it up with your lawyer, you say as you aim a rude hand gesture squarely at your screen.
==> Be the handsome Carapacian. Your name is JACK NOIR. You're a cutthroat criminal from the moon of DERSE, though you'd call yourself more of a STABBER WITHOUT BORDERS. You have many interests, including STABBING, STABBING, STABBING, STABBING, and NOT SPENDING TIME ON WEIRD TROLL WEBSITES. Unfortunately, it looks like you've found yourself on a WEIRD TROLL WEBSITE. And you haven't figured out how to STAB someone through the INTERNET yet.
==> Reply to the detective. You chuckle as you read the words of your former enemy, before informing him that - unless he's part of the INTERTIMELINE POLICE (INTERTPOL, for short) - he has no jurisdiction over your reality.
ummm, da midnight crew case, dumbass? da one im interviewin floozies about EVERY NIGHT at da speakeasy??? while your off fucking elfs or whatever. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
problem sleuth acts all cool like we dont see hium and his squadron of male floozie elfs every time he comes into thie office (which is RARELY BY THE WAY). i got nothin against homosexuals see as long as dey aint part of da midnight crew but i got many things against elfs. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I don't like mint very much. #confession
i just threw up in my mouth a little
Stop drinking this heavily it is the middle of the week. At least wait until Thursday like reasonable individuals.
It is, in fact. Next you're going to be telling me that throwing some gushers into alcohol makes a good drink.
Oh, of course you wouldn't know. Get some culture in your drinks and stop making liquor out of subpar candy for a second. https://www.thespruceeats.com/russian-sbiten-honey-spice-beverage-recipe-1135657
well wonder no more pompous shitbird the local jackass of all jackasses has arrived