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That’s what I like to hear. :)
UnfortUnately, "leaving the office" does not always mean yoU've reached the oUtside, as i'm sUre yoU're aware.
the secret, love, is that the lever had already been pUlled by the time yoU landed on earth. yoU were not the platform operator, bUt the engineer - if yoU had sabotaged the train, it woUld only have derailed and killed all involved parties. i am sorry, love, bUt paradox space can be crUel. yoUr complicity was beyond yoUr control.
I'm morbidly curious - how does - that work? - is there - an actual smell? - What does it - smell like? - are you being a hyperbolic? >
I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED CLICKIN ON THAT
found his location, get em ladies.
YOU DESERVE BEIN JUMPED UNLESS ITS NOT THE AMBUSHIN KIND
Sorry, while normally I would, i do not wish to get caught in this crossfire. Good luck, though!
FUCK NO THIS IS HILARIOUS —EMBER💥
wow, you taught him "speak" already?
new pinned chitt. ☺️🤭🥰
HHHHHHHH THREE-WAY KISMESISSTUDE。。。
Working out my plans for the day. Like for being a useless piece of shit. Pity for actually trying to do my job. Hate for me to go and get into trouble with one gang or another. Mediate to go and get hit by a car again.
Is it working? :::;)
It's also very funny.
I Knew That Already. :>
you like playin wit)( fire, little man. but ill warn you; im no mere flame. I am t)(e forest itself ablaze.
(Su8tleeeeeeee.)
No, I Was. :>
I'm Bad At Pitch Relationships, Because I Like To Be Hurt Too Much And Will Flush Crush On You Eventually. #nsfw #pensive #pitchwoes
ugh. a pitch relationship is made of romantic feelings in a quadrant that bases itself on challenges and competition whioe stillbcaring about them. you challenge your partner cause you know they can do and be better than they already are.
Lol. No, I know. I just wated to be evil and wicked for a second.
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We fight with our strengths, my friend. :)
>> 1mfaooo
#nsfw Uhm. okay.thereare pills for that.
areyougoingtoinspecthispickle
Yeah. Yeah, real su8tle-like.
my asshole can be as deep as it wants to be. mind your own god damn business.
forgive me for giving the smallest of a shit then. won't happen again.
you better hope i don't get my fuckin hands on you larkso. you'll repent with all four of your fuckin limbs bitch #nsfwe #violence
*a video is attached, someone hums cheerfully as they walk through a hive that is most certainly underwater in some capacity given the view from the windows as he goes down a large set of stairs. there's a rhythmic thunking sound that gets louder the lower they get, until a large pane of glass is revealed and a huge mantis shrimp esque lusus is seen to be repeatedly attempting to punch it's way through. unconcerned, the troll filming steps into view and sticks his tongue out at the camera. terran. somewhat unexpectedly he looks worse for wear, there are certainly more cuts and bruises visible on his face and arms, but then the focus shifts to the real subject of this video. larkso is sat in the corner of this large, empty room with his arms tied behind his back while he glowers up at the camera like a trapped squeakbeast. despite the bruises and various injuries evident on his body, his clothes are perfectly pristine like he'd been forced to change into something nicer for his attendance at clurch. there is no tape over his mouth but he doesn't speak even when directly told to. once again terran comes into view to roll his eyes at the camera, and just before the video ends something metallic glints behind larkso's back.* #violence #nsfwe
i shoulda never listened when he asked to put the tattoo on his hip that's my bad. it's gonna go on his throat this time fuuuuuck i shoulda brought my equipment
you got a secret stairway huh? good to know babe :o)
it's only a matter of time for real. motherfucker can't make shit easy for themselves. i'm gonna sleep in his cupe
you'll be seeing a lot more of me trust bro :o)
my fists are gonna turn you into a fine mist :o) i wield brassknuckle-kind so shit's all up and personal for real
i'll send him a picture of your corpse no sweat bro
i know you put that little video on here of me helping you take that bulge toy all tied up and shit :o) you really liked me then let's be honest man #nsfw
figures he's been throwin that tight little nook around enough that he's got a lil forcefield of whiteknighting bitchmade lowbloods. ain't shit to me when i throw down i throw down hard #nsfwe #violence
next time he comes crawlin back i'm leashing that little motherfucker and he's stayin leashed. shit it's my bad for lettin him leave the last time #nsfwe
i already got in that nook. old news bro seriously it doesn't matter what you're doing just know i got to that little bitch first #nsfw
nobody else has any business bein in your hive and you know it. don't piss me off too much cause i ain't playin these games with you
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use microfiber and silver polish for clocks, not whateverthefucritude youre talkin about. amateur hour.
HE EVEN LEFT KuDOS.
I AM SO PROuD OF MYSELF. YET IT CEASES TO BE ENOuGH VERY QuICKLY. HEY. HEY @archiveAddict. BE PROuD OF ME. ONEECHAN. GIVE ME DEMuRE AND WIFELY PRAISES FOR DOING A GOOD DEED. I CHANGED A LIFE TODAY.
I HAVE A GuY. WHO DOES CuEBALL PROSTHETIC EYES. THEY REPLACE THEMSELVES. IN A REVOLVING SERIES OF NuMBERS. THE PINNACLE. OF LADYKILLER. OR CONFIRMED BACHELOR CHARM.
I HOPE YOu KNOW. THIS PASSING COMMENT. YOu MADE. ON MY POST. INSPIRED ME. TO DIVINE A CREATIVE WRITING MASTERPIECE. YOu NOW HAVE. AND CANNOT uNHAVE. IT IS SO GOOD. EVEN WHEN YOu CLOSE YOuR EYES. THE SIGHT DOES NOT SuBSIDE. YOu TOLD ME TO SHOOT MY SHOT. I SHOT MY LOAD. ALL OVER A ONE HuNDRED AND ONE WORD MANLY MAN ON MANuSCRIPT. TITLED. SHOOTING. BLANKS. YOu ARE FOREVER WELCOME.
I know a guy who'll get me a good rate on the eyes.
SHOOTING BLANKS. PROBLEM SLEuTH x CALIBORN. 101 WORDS. 644 CHARACTERS. 2 STORY CHARACTERS. TRAGICALLY NOT IN HEIGHT. JuST NARRATIVE PRESENCE. “THE DETECTIVE. TRIED AS HE COuLD. BuT HIS SERVICE PISTOL COuLD NOT DISCHARGE FAR ENOuGH. INTO THE GAPING WET MONSTER MOuTH. OF CALIBORN’S uNMENTIONABLES. HE LAuGHED. TOES CuRLED INVOLuNTARILY. CONVuLSING AS HIS TOP DAWG OG TOP. CALIBORN FOR THIS. KICKED THE GROuND IN KINGLY AMuSEMENT. “YOu STILL COuLDN’T KNOCK ME uP, SuPER SLEuTH? SOMETHING TELLS ME YOu ARE NOT GIVING ME YOuR ALL.” AND THEN. AS MY. I MEAN. AS HIS FORKED TONGuE SLITHERS. PATRONIZINGLY STRIKING. YOuR. FAVORITE SLEuTH’S BLOOD RED HOT CHEEK. CALIBORN LEANED FORWARD. SHEATHING THE LENGTH DEEPER INTO HIMSELF. AND THEN. LEGLOCKED. THE BITCHMADE LITTLE PuSSY BOY AND FuCKED HIS SEXuALLY SPENT AND WRuNG-OuT COCK SILLY.” #NSFW #RANKBAIT #BORNPROBLEMATIC #YuMESHIPPING #MATINGPRESS IT IS THAT EASY.
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If i die today i leave everything to my kids and jade
Ill steal more for them
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i could rob an old lady.
jaywalking as i type this.
• sounds like beef • enjoy
anyway i'm gonna go out and do crime. jaywalk or murder. who knows.
too late. now all of derse knows it's here.
i do love dick but not that one. #nsfw
Aww, Thank you! 💙 I'm honored to do crazy things to your heart!
And thus, I've put your king in check.
I'm sorry Sleuth but this is a cute little animal with tiny little fat round ears and a sniffynose. You could be picked up and domesticated.
#WaronAceDick.
>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke that cou1d be a good th¡ng ડomet¡meડ !! Expand your hor¡zonડ doeડ that mean that now you m¡ght be k¡ડડ¡ng mookડ and f¡ght¡ng dameડ tho ?
hey just to set the record straight. vwould. im just like uhh. pale ace wvhatevwer. unless your idea of shooshpapping invwolvwes your tongue, then im game. #nsfwv
CONSIDERING THAT I'M DEEPLY FAMILIAR WITH AFOREMENTIONED MIDNIGHT MOOK, IMITATION IS USUALLY THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY. I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE HATE-FROTHING WAY TO STIR MY IRE THAN TO TAKE MY THING AND DO IT BETTER. IT'S WHY I MAKE A POINT TO BE RUTHLESSLY GOOD AT WHAT I DO. MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL HIM.
i aint talking to you buster browvn
Okay ill take more thanks!
:)
Thanks for the free stuff man
Touch
Can some8ody cut this dude off????????
i thought dey were dose weird green guys -from the office of ace dick detective agency
HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.
[upon scrolling to this post, the dial up tone plays. it doesnt go away until its finished.]
[it gets louder for you]
YOU WONT EVER TAKE ME ALIVE
what the shit mushrooms can be hallucinogenic? fucking hit me up once that things cookedfor dinner
Casper and I shake hands The hate pact is sealed.
*elfs -from the office of ace dick detective agency
yesterdya lol with his male elf floozys though maybe that was a planned hot date -from the office of ace dick detective agency
need a flozy sucken da whisky out of my bottle if you get what im sayin #nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
==> Mock the detective. Yeah, take it up with your lawyer, you say as you aim a rude hand gesture squarely at your screen.
==> Be the handsome Carapacian. Your name is JACK NOIR. You're a cutthroat criminal from the moon of DERSE, though you'd call yourself more of a STABBER WITHOUT BORDERS. You have many interests, including STABBING, STABBING, STABBING, STABBING, and NOT SPENDING TIME ON WEIRD TROLL WEBSITES. Unfortunately, it looks like you've found yourself on a WEIRD TROLL WEBSITE. And you haven't figured out how to STAB someone through the INTERNET yet.
==> Reply to the detective. You chuckle as you read the words of your former enemy, before informing him that - unless he's part of the INTERTIMELINE POLICE (INTERTPOL, for short) - he has no jurisdiction over your reality.
ummm, da midnight crew case, dumbass? da one im interviewin floozies about EVERY NIGHT at da speakeasy??? while your off fucking elfs or whatever. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
problem sleuth acts all cool like we dont see hium and his squadron of male floozie elfs every time he comes into thie office (which is RARELY BY THE WAY). i got nothin against homosexuals see as long as dey aint part of da midnight crew but i got many things against elfs. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I don't like mint very much. #confession
i just threw up in my mouth a little
Stop drinking this heavily it is the middle of the week. At least wait until Thursday like reasonable individuals.
It is, in fact. Next you're going to be telling me that throwing some gushers into alcohol makes a good drink.
Oh, of course you wouldn't know. Get some culture in your drinks and stop making liquor out of subpar candy for a second. https://www.thespruceeats.com/russian-sbiten-honey-spice-beverage-recipe-1135657
well wonder no more pompous shitbird the local jackass of all jackasses has arrived