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D --> Good evening everyone
I'm listening to my favorite guilty pleasures. I can't say what they are, though, they're far too guilty.
at #sicknastysunday rn and feeling like a real winner
gl w that bro
like a species
and youre so much better huh 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🪤 then i guess youd just let this inconspicuous cheese trail go entirely uneaten huh
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The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
I DO NOT KNOW,, WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS,,, BUT BY GUM I DID NOT WEE MYSELF,! JUST BECAUSE I USE,,, COMMAS AND A TENDER TONE DOES NOT MEAN I AM INCONTINENT. IS EVERYONE LOCO IN THE CABEZA!?
Remember, kids, if you're going to an orgy. Always say please and t)(ank you! #SicknastySunday #NSFW
NOT M3 B3C4US3 1M B31NG BLOWN 4W4Y BY 4 TORN4DO 4S W3 SP34K 4ND 1M GO1NG TO D13
Completed my promised perigeely audit of Tyzias’s search history. Why does she even bother to come into work. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2043.jpeg
My sixth...flower assigment.. will go to @glubshittoAsshole ! (^ . ^ ❀) From...the moment of our first interaction... I knew you would be an orchid of somekind.... orchids coming in all sorts of bizzare...beautiful and ornate...shapes and colors...just like you..! (^ o ^ ❀) Though I had to ponder very hard....which one suited you most...and I ended up with a rather rare...and lesser known orchid...The bulbophyllum...Medusae...(^ . ^ ❀) They also carry with them...a rather unique earthy scent... atypical...for orchids... (^ . ^ ❀) I have yet to discover meanings and symbolisms for this flower....but perhaps...that is why it suits you most...you are a mystery...strange and outer wordly... just as this flower looks to be... (^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/bulbiphyllum.jpeg
:33< *the mighty huntress does a gay little dance that makes mew smile*
Everyone have a lovely day :) (This is a threat)
in better newz. i have been m0zt1y zuccezzfu1 in my rec0very 0f a c0rrupted fi1e. it iz quite nice. [the vide0 attached zh0wz a 1arge, tw0 headed pyth0n 1uzuz c0i1ed up 0n a c0uch. it 100kz very unimprezzed at the viewer. the p0int 0f view iz fr0m re1ative1y 10w, z0 pazca1'z age can be azzumed. a hand c0mez int0 frame, reaching f0r the 1uzuz. the 1uzuz then 100kz zh0cked az zudden1y, a c0i1 iz 1ifted up and the znake beginz t0 f1ai1. it iz zurr0unded by green and b1ue energy, az z0me0ne 1aughz.]
CALLOUT POSTS ARE NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE, AND SHOULD ALWAYS BE ASSUMED BAD FAITH AND DISREGARDED. WITH THAT SAID. @theCodakkeffect#5492 IS REALLY ANNOYING. GET HIS ASS.
∙☾__☽ messiahs yerr both annoying
Bite me. This isn't nsfw I just wish to be bitten really hard.
w why did the man fall into the well c cuz he couldnt see that w well https://i.pinimg.com/736x/02/a6/bc/02a6bc47ed190e157a64d0b1e83899b3.jpg
((its like fuckin tomatoes in the town squareeeeee
:3 @theCodakkeffect#5492 can I draw you :3 3:
Notice how it's only the weird, hormonal jade bitches who are into dramatic relationships and weird incest fantasies? Nothin like that ever stems from the mouth of a masculine machine like myself! #indigopride
s0metimes i 4g0t my eyes are vwhite 8ut it l00ks c00l i think https://i.imgur.c0m/g8p5ulP.jpeg
This might bΣ a #hΦttakΣ but if ψΦu'rΣ gΦing tΦ havΣ sΣrvants, ψΦu ΣithΣr nΣΣd tΦ makΣ surΣ thΣψ'rΣ alrΣadψ shΦΦlfΣd Φr takΣ rΣspΦnsibilitψ fΦr schΦΦlfΣΣding thΣm ψΦursΣlf. If ψΦur hΣlp is stupid, thΣn thΣψ'rΣ nΦt much hΣlp at all, arΣ thΣψ?
:33< i miss my wife tails :33< i miss her a lot :33< ill be back
the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
wwhoevvers outside crankin that bloody FUCKIN HOG IM GOIN TO HUNT YA DOWWN dowwnright despicable fuckin degenerates theyll let anyone out of the spawwnin pits noww dont they
just wwoke up hivves on fire i get back into the slime
theres a LAdY with a fork in her name that always Pities my chits SHOULd I shoot my <> shot with her?
(• - •) Hoodie. https://i.imgur.com/GhZOQHF.png ⚘
i would like you all to know that i’m canonically the one who got hussie to draw dad mpreg art
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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🦖@penumbraPhantasm uh dude whys your soul got it's own account
A troll wearing shutter shades tried to call me their best friend unprompted. To quote a modern poet. "When an ugly stranger calls you twin. Laughing-crying emoji. Crying emoji. No Bitch. Person gesturing No emoji. Open palm emoji." -Dua Lipa
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@waningCatastrophe I believe you wanted a picture next time I went out? I got this one before my battle. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e806c9236b0.jpg Ego sum ira Domini.
okay so i'm super out of the loop, anyone feel like filling me in on what this troll and caste nonsense is about? i'm getting the feeling this isn't just a site for fucking cyberbullies
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
Such a nice, warm, relaxing day! Hope everyone is taking advantage of this calming moment! Makes me want to deep clean! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
Oh fuck yeah my post made it onto the most hated.
11 can hear her h0nk11ng 0h my g0d 0h n0
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHID TUFF!! FIRE!!
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
(( my ass Stays liking things on the wrong character.
Auto Responder? I hardly know her ! Haha! #joke
Consider this carefully. It's really expensive to repair.
dad https://cdn.11mgchest.c0m/f11les/edcda60caafa.jpeg
if i don't acknowledge it / maybe it will just go away
X Is that troll hatsune miku on my feed? x
Droll, your problem solving skills astound me.
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
update / the teals have seat warmers and built in desks
midnight crew divorce goes crazy
lAUghEr 5:2 sO thE hIghblOOd spOkE, brIng mIrth IntO A wOrld Of thE mIrthlEss, brIng lAUghtEr tO A sIlEnt rOOm, bE sIlly whErE OthErs wOUld bE stErn, And stErn whErE OthErs wOUld bE sIlly trUly InspIrAtIOnAl #mIrthfUlchIttUr #clOwnpOstng
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good. don't come back with that attitude.
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HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
the food and cleaning carts aren't gonna get here soon / do i brave the journey to a cooler car for food
I'm gone for an hour and the UI gets changed YEAH!!
:33< butts :33< #nsfw
bidness as usual buoy
11m g0nna st0p by a fr11ends h0use and see 11f he w11ll let me try s0me 0f that m11nd h0ney.. w11sh me luck #substance #justg0ldth11ngs
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALPHA MINDSET! 💯💯💯💪💪💪💪💪
wash them dumbbass
[begin chit] i don't think thiz technician knowz i can take photoz over their zhoulder. they are not bad drawingz. httpz://cdn.dizcordapp.com/attachmentz/781360369511432202/1486568911838384199/img_20260326_140743181.jpg?ex=69c5faaf&iz=69c4a92f&hm=1ed8728439d20f0771c89e063c0f2c5aae72cf1ecc8400d5c316423427adc057& [end chit]
YOU MAY HAVE NOTiCED i ALTERED MY APPEARANCE iN MY PROFiLE PiCTURE!! THiS iS BECAUSE iN MY iMAGiNATiON HE iS DEAD AND i HAVE DOMiNATED #NEVERGiVEUP
declaring a new holiday its called "be nice to hussie day" and it is an indefinitely ongoing event
i DREW MY VERY OWN PROFiLE PiCTURE AND i THiNK iT LOOKS SO CUTE!! <33
They warned me about they/them pussy and I didn't listen. #nsfw
got desperate blue bloods to my left and ragebaited masses to my right, and here i am stuck with chuds like you
=( It's been requested that I provide another one of my coveted #bugs facts. Never one to deny the public clues about our planets "creepy" crawlies, I have a pusher-warming point prepared for you. My cerulean fans may be aware of this one already, but even outside of Lusii-distinct species, centipedes are rather attentive wriggler-rearers. When they lay their eggs, they will bury themselves amongst their young and wrap their long bodies around them to serve as a protective barrier from any ne'er-do-wells. If only my own lusus had been so attentive. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )