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this website gets at least one post an hour of sum1 asking whats a milf/dilf
Self care in teh form of 2 vodka shots, a moscow mule, 4 rum shots, and a coke and rum sometiems :3 #substances
every single time without fail, seeing the last name "harley" on this site will give me a mini heart attack. it's almost never the same harley either! why are there so gosh darn many of you?
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
Do we have to tag #incest if the interaction in question is perfectly innocent on the surface level, only containing blithe and veiled references to romantic or sexual attraction to one's relatives? A taboo courtship spoken in code, implication, and shibboleth, indecipherable to all but those "in the know."
each one jUst as eager to talk to yoU, i imagine.
MOM???? MOM????????? WHAT
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1013/8764d746af47020b6ec13790358aa21b5119aff6.png?1012238 Did you miss me? #nsfw
New to this site. #FeelingUnrelated #FeelingLikeAnOnlyChild #FeelingThatIHaveNoFamilyRelations
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which one theres like 8 trillion of them
I am projectile vomiting tears from my eyes. I am literally speechless. Utterly unabashedly 'gagged', to borrow another page from modern parlance. It takes a deliberate kind of maternal obstinance to be this deliberately dense. Do Oedipus complex adhering men just not have stupid mothers or something? Is there a dearth of women with good, wholesome, nurturing, fragrantly scented, provocative mothers with sheet-clutching inspiring tendencies to lurk overlong? Did I just draw the most unfathomably shitty topdeck hand in the histrionic history of womanhood? I am actually so done right now. This is unbelievable. Asked for one thing and cannot have even that. I am so tempted to benadryl a hole in my head and be done with it. Hollow me. Mr. Hatman, I am yours. Save me from the nothing I've become. @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl https://i.imgur.com/1XRikyf.png
I think I need to have my stomach pumped.
We adhered enough to tyranny. The truth shall be upon them.
How I watch all of you: https://imgix.bustle.com/nylon/18551790/origin.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&fit=crop&crop=faces&fm=jpg
I believe it can, I believe it will. Take my hand. It starts with us.
Ten wigs in the color #613.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Who is your 'chittr adored or abhored hear me out'? Responders may subject themselves to the judgements of others by supplying their own. Or administer 'hate' or 'love' reacts in accordance with mob mandate. I will begin by pronfessing a perverse fondness for The Black Cauldron's Horned King. https://i.imgur.com/ZVgT8A4.png
I cast Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger for ten mana on my turn. Assuming it resolves and survives a round without removal how are you preventing me from swinging before my next attack phase? This says a lot about your values and ethics, trust. https://i.imgur.com/jlEhAIm.png
#forcefem all guys
You win. No contest. Now stand against the wall.
omg hi guys just saw this app downloaded it an now im like joinin hmu if u have seen me
i feel like im vanilla when rly i wanna b strawberry... deep thots
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
we can arrange this.
I’m unfortunately lagging behind temporally, it seems. That is, if your reported sweeps are anything to go by. I am almost scared to ask how it all goes even more wrong in the coming years.
HELLO DEARS IT IS GOOD TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I AM STELSA SEZYAT YOUR SOON TO BE FAVOURITE AUDITERRORIZER THAT YOU WILL HAVE EVER HIRED PLEASE DO SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU ARE IN ANY NEED AT ALL FOR MY SERVICES IT WOULD BE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT
we r lalogion (lalonde legion) also hiiiiiiii mom
rolalposting #1: if it responds 2 bein called a dork w/ ehmin n hawing n words such as gee or golly then its prolly the one
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I should research rituals to see if I can tap into your timeline. Aside from all the obvious positives from knowing the future, perhaps you might find yourself in the unlikely position of moonlighting as a Domino's Pizza Delivery Driver/Imperial Spy. In which case, I’ll be sure to tip extra for your favorable discernment.
I need material for my next work in my series is all. My editor has resorted to threatening innocents. @gardenGamma @torturedTragedian @ectoBiologist#5688
Damn it all. I always forget to time my delivery order so that they don’t arrive while I’m waist-deep in communing with dark forces. How am I going to explain the sulfuric smell to the Dominoes Pizza guy who’s most definitely also a spy sent by the witch.
Finally, some peace and quiet around here. Now I can muster up the concentration to begin my ritual.
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u dont need to be :')
its not you!!! youre not the one who sent us all the way 2 lonersville circa 69000 AD lmfao.... i think at the end of the day u prolly only ever tried n wanted to help so
even if i was kind of a screw up along the way? lol <:)
Roxy, we're calling it off. Don't light his house on fire.
#FeminismWins
#CallYourCallies #DontCallMine #JkJkLol
wait why are we having a striders vs lalondes thing or whatever when we could all be #CalliedUp
The shower remains, as ever, a sanctum for the mind's most dubious revelations. It is there, mid-lather, mid-existential drift, that I arrived at a truly questionable epiphany: The sudden, unshakable urge to cook ramen not in water, but in carbonara sauce. I cannot yet determine whether this is culinary innovation, or a cry for help.
I don’t believe in these petty squabbles of ego. At least not up until my personal ego is prodded. But I am a Lalonde and so I must show my support or face great shame. And I can’t do that, I have books to sell. #Lalondesupremacy
i mean. lalondes are really pretty from what ive seen! definitely had a thought or two there haha
Side with #LalondeSupremacy. Do not question your instincts, you know our cause to be true.
-> nah, that would just be a block-all script at that point.
she looks like a boba
Look hw sweat omg lil babby Rosie!!!!111!!1!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/jcmspHr.jpeg
There is little as peaceful as sitting in a hot shower and contemplating removing this woman's head from her torso. I am whole.
Went fishing with the boys this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/dXXjpGH.png #nsfw #smuppets
In a previous chittr, I noted, perhaps with more restraint than the situation deserved, that the charming residents of our delightful maximum-security penitentiary, "The Condescension Chamber", were to be granted the dubious and undeserved luxury of mediated internet access. And now, as if the cosmos feared it hadn't quite twisted the knife with sufficient enthusiasm, I learn that Jack Noir will be among the beneficiaries! Ah, splendid. Truly, the universe continues to outdo itself in tasteful decisions. There's nothing quite like knowing that the monster who murdered my mother will soon be afforded the opportunity to browse, post, and presumably inflict his particular brand of hate upon a wider audience. But by all means, let's continue. It's clearly going so well.
and im not supposed to be sad about that?? i mean YEA i never got to meet the YOU you but....
That's what they tell me, too.
To gaze upon my wretched, crepuscular form would render a mere mortal numinously dazed. Therefore, I shall spare the chittlings the despair. #Dontmisunderstandthough #Theyareopulent
Logged off for a bit to put out some literal and metaphorical fires, came back to... This. I think I'm gonna leave again.
Bib boobs? What? #nsfw am I right
well its fixed now so were good