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I hAvE bEEn grAntEd A nEw nIcknAmE! cAptAIn ObvIOUs I dO nOt knOw why It hAs bEEn gIftEd tO mE bUt I Am qUItE glAd tO hAvE It thAnk yOU frIEnd kArkAt :)
GREAT WAY TO START OFF MY DAY! MY GODDAMN FOOT IS CRAMPING.
day 2 of the roadtrip means karkat has no idea this was all an elaborate setup to get him distracted while the others set up his party lol itll be my first time seeing a lot of them in person (like this anyway) but im hoping the focus stays on him
OH. I GUESS I SHOULD UPDATE MY AGE IN PROFILE, HUH? HAPPY FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY TO ME I GUESS.
>>| .oh. .i'm sorry. .i didn't know, .i'm sorry.
i donnt knnow what anny innstruumennts souunnd like.
>>| .i think .i had .enough .of chittr for tonight. .i'm so sorry.
#arolinanswers 1 Anonymovs asks: favori+e kind of hvman? vhh i gvess my answer is. i +hink +he ones who aren'+ svper jvdgmen+al abov+ +hings. i like hvmans +ha+ make cool ar+ and s+vff. +hey can be fascina+ing.
UPDATE: MY CHITIN HAS STARTED TO HARDEN SO I'M NO LONGER IN DANGER OF EVISCERATING MYSELF AND SPILLING MY GUTS ON THE TILE FOR DARING TO GENTLY GRAZE MY GUT PLANE ON THE CORNER OF THE MEALBLOCK ISLAND. TO GIVE SOME SCORES, I HAVEN'T MEASURED BUT I'M ROUGHLY AROUND 7'3 NOW? NOT EXACTLY BUT THIS IS JUST FROM COMPARING MYSELF TO DOOR FRAMES. MY HORNS ARE A BIT LONGER, BUT PROBABLY ONLY BY AN INCH SO I GUESS I'LL BE NUBBY FOREVER, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I'M KIND OF RAMBLING? THIS IS JUST AS FUCKING WEIRD AS IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. I'M FUCKING RAVENOUS BUT I DON'T TRUST MY LEGS TO CARRY ME AROUND WELL ENOUGH TO MAKE ANYTHING. UGH, MAYBE I SHOULD WAKE VRISKA UP. MAYBE? MAYBE. YOU'D THINK I'D BE LESS TIRED FOR A GUY WHO ESSENTIALLY SLEPT FOR A WEEK BUT YOU'D BE WRONG! YOU'D BE FUCKING WRONG! I'M SO FUCKING EXHAUSTED.
g9t.. caalwd a caanin6al. F9rr eating cherries? 6eeustifkal ccheries. Itrs n9t. Cansial6alism.
Why Am I Getting Grumblr " Color Of The Sky "d Twice In One Night?
got hit by the dysphoria beam
Can He Not Just Track Me Down To Kill Me Like A Normal Troll. #ow #notpositive #violence
I have to go Fuck why did I think drinking was a good idea Fuck. Be back.
D — Two posts of complete gibberish in a row. Am I having a stroke. —>
Happy to help!
FUCK.
Remember to take your meds, and to check when you're due for a refill too.
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from @involuntarilyLulzworthy, meant for... All of Chittr? Your message is as follows: “>EAT SHIT AND DIE” Hm. Not very nice. If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
I also have really bad heartburn, but I think that unrelated to MLP.
pls let me out of the salad spinner
ok i'm startin to see shit. gn <3
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never get a moireel man they alwaves on some shit
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> hold on how the fuck do 1 get to earth c from th12 1n2tance of altern1a <
I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine
bro please dont pity my awesome chit its fucked up
im so fresh you can suck my family friendly external organ
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I was t9rtured the crucified. My family s9ld int9 circumstances I d9n't want t9 talk a69ut. My matesprit cast 9ut int9 the wilderness al9ne until she died. My m9irail su6jected t9 h9rrific 69dy m9dificati9ns and used f9r his energy. It is n9t my place t9 f9rgive 9n their 6ehalf, I cann9t f9rce them t9, 6ut f9rgiving d9es n9t mean casting aside the acti9ns and harm 9ther have caused. F9rgiveness is n9t f9rgetting. F9rgiveness is n9t accepting what a pers9n has d9ne. F9rgiveness is setting aside y9ur 9WN resentment and anger. F9rgiveness is ch99sing t9 n9t seek 9ut vengeance. I f9rgive th9se that have wr9nged me and my l9ved 9nes, 6ut that d9es n9t mean I am n9t angry. That d9es n9t mean I c9nd9ne what they have d9ne. I simply refuse t9 let myself suffer 6y h9lding 9nt9 a r9pe that is cutting 9ff my 9wn circulati9n. I h9pe y9u find peace, t99.
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M̶y guy is jacking it in public #suggestive
EVERYONES SOME FLAVOR OF POISON IF ONE THINGS ABOUT IT.
#lesbianlifehack 5: Butch/femme isn't fucking real. Don't let it dictate your life. You've just reinvented "okay but which one is the boy boy and which one is the girl boy" but for women. Dress how you want, act like you want, date who you want, live like you want. You're an adult, allegedly, not a box-ticking experiment.
first interaction today. and i got called a walking mistake. <:B
men will talk about women during pride month. tragic.
I regret posting that already.
#lesbianlifehack Don't fucking cheat on her you absolute waste of space, she loves and cares and cherishes you and the fact you even consider that says more about you than you would ever care to admit. The fact you are even contemplating this says you don't deserve her. #venting
iif at 2ome poiint ii could 2top randomly prediictiing 2hiit ii have no need two know of or de2iire two gue22 at that would be great
Is there such a thing as being too helpful/willing? Trolls say I am, but I just like to work/help/contribute! Nothing more too it
how it is vauge? evryone knows my cookin is shit liek this
Please do not build a bomb on the Gray House lawn.
[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] WH47 D1D 4LL 0F Y0U D0 70D4Y? 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]
might start running. react normally to this information
V^ I l0ve c0ming acr0ss a terrible take ab0ut jadebl00ds and the caverns cause what the fuck actually l0l. ^V
FUCK WHOEVER THINKS I COULDN'T LIFT, I JUST LIFT 50 POUND OF CAT FOOD, HOW ABOUT FUCKING THAT.
Perhaps if I were shorter I woulld experience lless back pain.
<action; statement input; statement: make as detai|ed notes as you can input; statement: i did not & then a good chunk of my memory was de|eted />
>>| .i really need to start making notes somewhere .about people. because .it feels like .i'm losing memories .about people .around me. which .is bad.
my back hurts how much to kill me #cw-self-harm i guess
i think im going to go get some ice cream! i deserve a sweet treat 0u0
₍^. .^₎⟆ B!g lunch… too b!g. Tummy hurt꠹
i found the original you know what that means FISH image imma be so forealz i thought it was a grocery store floor https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/hqFISH.webp