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it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
GET YOUR EMAILS IN... FOR THE NEXT "CLANCHE"...... THIS ONE IS SPECIAL.........

10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png

Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
< ye∆hh i get it! but jeevik week i§ ne∆rly there §ø it will be wørth the w∆it !! >

=( Good evening, Chittr. My Lusus has decided to make an appearance tonight - a rather rare occurrence. I will be taking advantage of the opportunity and wrangling him to get a "professional" photograph taken today. Do keep your anticipation high, my dearest readers. )
< Høw ∆re yøuuu? h∆ve yøu tried ∆ny new lent føød§ §in¢e tue§d∆y? >

i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ These are reposts, but I wasn't gonna bother goin' back to pin a chit. I chit too much ... https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png ]
we r sooooo cutesy wutesy 2gether big dawg

the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
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fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png

gonna be a whale lot easier trackin guppies down wit dis new search bidness
so study people and mimic? nothing thiz down, thank you z:D
guyz how do you fit in? someone sent me an anonymouz ask and i'm just doing my duty as a faithful chittr user.
>every failed image embed makes me stronger >soon enough ill be trizzas one and only battery >fueled entirely by imgur album links and .pnjs

Ingrates…

awww shell yeah
okok wont keep yaII waiting too Iong ;o) hashtag nsfw hashtag seIfie https://f2.toyhou.se/fiIe/f2-toyhou-se/images/117297321_hH0iY5bTsOzeASq.png

i like dem aquatic shaped snack joints i think more things otter be nautical themed

your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)

gomen tragan-sama...! a celebrity such as yourself liking my chitts makes me so happy i am speechless! X0X
Trollpel Roan after culling young fan, "Fuccck Them Kids." - @tmzOfficial Reports. https://i.postimg.cc/1t24WvPy/E3967FDB-FE66-46F2-A86C-22BCAE5B3C2B.jpg

eto... as i keep posting things are just going to get ranker! uh oh 0_0

all in a days work
aIn'T nO pIt WiTh No BaLlS nO cAsH wItH nO mOnEy No JeStEr WiTh No JoKeS nO gOn WiTh No GaGa #rEaL
(| picked up a new odd job. kind of annoying. but oh well. it's a Meal Ticket |)

gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
</3: Some Have Described Me As Such Indeed, I Would Say You're Rather Adorable Yourself, Dear,,,
</3: Our Builds Are Rather Similar, Darling!
everyone had really kind things to say, and honestly it was pretty encouraging. i figured out the chorus after i managed to cool down. i think im happy with it. theres only a few more wrinkles to smooth out before i would call the whole thing done.
I never got to make that Hot Chocolate but I did find my Milkshake from Yesterday in the Minifridge : D.

=( I have received my first bug facts request. A loyal follower of mine, @calibratedCalculation , wanted me to lend my knowledge on cockroaches. A tragically misunderstood and unjustifiably hated sect of species indeed; I hold a great deal of empathy for them as a troll also often disliked for no discernible purpose. Cockroaches actually produce antiamoebic as well as antibacterial molecules on their skin, essentially making them extremely clean and resistant to nearly every disease. Common Alternian cockroaches can only carry bacteria about 8 feet on their body before these microbial molecules destroy the bacteria, just like hand sanitizer. If you get sick from a cockroach running amongst your hives, this is far more likely to be because of it tracking around bacteria already native to your living space. This has been the longest bug fact with Atlans yet. )

=( Are the spheres gone? Are the people of chittr in a mindset that leaves them ready for more facts about #bugs? )
I'm thinking of making Hot Chocolate, Anyone want a mug???

thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png thought i should post a selfie kinda thing. or well, not a selfie. 's a photoshoot thing. ]
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this is chittr bitch! we #nsfw in this motherfucker better take your sensitive spinal crevice back to shreddit!

http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117266696_gnO9kXyIFmYIrg1.png found hti2 pic of m3 doin pu2hup2 with my fri3nd on my back i cropp3d h3r out cau23 w3 aint alk3d in a long tim3 and idk if 2h3 would want2 m3 po2tin h3r on chittr or not
V we're posting thirst trAps now? whAt fun. shAme i hAd to crop this one. https://squidgeimAges.s3.us-west-002.bAckblAzeb2.com/2026/03/24/imAge8702bff6d3bc7Aed.png V

petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!

new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
☆ loving the 'click to refresh' addition. ☆ thought the site would benefit from it but also being allowed to just pause the automatic one seemed fine for most people

"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
WELL!! CHITTR IS OFFICIALLY ON ITS DEATH BED!! IT'S BREATHING IS HAGGARD AS IT LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING WITH FADING EYES!!! SO GET THIS POST TO 10 LIKES AND I, DEXTER!!!, WILL POST MY TASTEFUL NUDES!!! #NSFW
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ mx. tragan i respectly you so deeply ... but i havent seen motion like that ever... except with nesben and flarp.... 's just strange, is all. but you are a major celebrity... https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRndSAm80k0XKNgKiWT3HRmaNlBHmeTy_S_4A&s ]
OH WOW, WA$ IT REAL LU$U$ FUR? CLA$$Y $HIT I LIKE IT
YESSSSS YESSSSS YESSSS SERVEEEEEEE My f8ve is definitely the second one!!! AsyMMetrical designs solo!!!!

=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Everyone should aspire to be like them... ]

oh 7ou know troll austen powers is an instafollow

i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)
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clownphobia is real :((((((( they r jsut silly guys who honk and play w balloosn

=( Hello, my loyal Chittr followers. Are you ready to open your mind to become more learned on the subject of bugs? You're in luck, because it is time for another segment of your favorite forum user. Did you know that "lightning bugs" or Lampyridae are actually beetles? Not only that - but the species is carnivorous, often feeding on slugs and snails. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ey, good for 'y shortie. ]
Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. Ego sum ira Domini.
I THINK IF I SAW SUM OF U GET TORN APRAT BY DOGS IN THE STREET I WOULD CLAP.

> message the s1terunner (dynam1cFl0werf1elds) :]
I Think All The Potential Heiresses Should Wrestle Naked In A Pool Of Oil. But No One Thinks Like Me #nsfw #transgressivethoughts #bestheiress
☆ be sure to check out my grumblr for the interview i had with jerann mussel! https://titillatingnotions.tumblr.com/809803355309441024 ☆ would have loved to post it here but the formating would go all wonky!!!
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J'approve de ta presence aussi Tragan.
>tealshits could never sanction as much justice as a flat chest
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Long as she made it through. It was wonderful to root for her. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good cycles those were. Evilon barely won by what, 10ish votes> ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I remember this ... ]
☆ the struggle of the self published artist. keep up the fight
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Nothing beter than a glass of firegold at the end of a long night... 🥃 except maybe #Girls. #Yep #ILoveWomen https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/yepimgay.webp ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Spose you're right.... ]
☆ im so glad you two can finally @ each other
YOUR QUIRK IS IRRITATING. THOUGH I HATE TO ADMIT THAT YOU ARE INDEED CUTE.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I mean, knowin' you and the rumors... 'spose that'd be true! ]
☆ frankly i couldnt imagine you getting a cylinder stuck in anything tragan

Im confuzzled on the ins and outs of these silly reactions i just give a heart to each and every post that tickles my fancy. Heck ill send some love to that!
I've reached the cusp of elation I can foresee us in relations A wish for your joyful heart breathes Quell heart's strife with our gentle breeze
Nestle my sweetness in a cherry pit Guess we will see now if it's one you'll spit A moment passes spent in careless thought Pit in your throat and so spit you may not But still, to kill you brings me glee I'll put my sadness in this pit Swallow it whole and then admit All my sadness goes easily On a whim I've become carefree There's no mourning efforts repaid #poem #poetry
I dhink YOUR quirk is super duper cude, Dragan! Id conjures up jusd dhe sweedesd image, doesn'd id? You're a lovely example. Dhank you for chiming in.
Of course!! We stand with you all the way, and if you want to get a merch line going maybe we can talk…
☆ #thetruthhurts and it turns out the truth is that you fumbled. time to own it
☆ more conciliatory makeouts this dark equinox and every single one that follows
=^owo^= i have a need when i read ur posts tragen
☆ dude there are like twenty people here can you just @ tragan directly

Careful of the water content. If you opt for nectar, make sure to brush immediately after retrieval so that the residual heat prevents sogging.
☆ i cannot fucking believe jeevik week still isnt until the end of the sweep i am getting sooo impatient!!! but ms jeevik is such a star i cant help but stay excited <3 hehe
☆ can people at least give oremoi a try before kicking it ☆ "boo hoo its about moirails kissing" and its based. fuck off
☆ fuck yourself GRUBFUCKER tragan kicks ass




































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