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Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
FINE. FUCK. I’LL *TRY* BRING…FRIENDLY.
HRGH. WE CAN’T FEEL RED.
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME I’M DONE.
MANY PEOPLE. SEEM DISPLEASED. WITH MY ARRIVAL. I KNOW. YOU ARE DEVASTATED AT MY INTENSE "AURA". KNOW HOWEVER. THAT NO OTHER VERSION OF ME. IS BETTER THAN. ME!!!!!
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
- Umm. No. 😀 Or yes? Maybe? But mmaybe not in those exact words? So no? But yes? So mmaybe? Yes? 😀😀 No, also? But mmaybe sommewhat yes? Hahahaha. Why? 😂
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
\ 1 h8 yuck1ng s0meb0dys yum, be 1nt0 wh8ver y0u want, but. 1 d0n't l1ke a huge s1ze d1fference. s0me f0lks just have t00 b1g a bulge and they can genu1nely hurt the1r partners. just a pers0nal take 0f m1ne. #nsfw #nsfwe 1 guess? /
THIS FuCKING. PSYCHO COLONIAL. ON A COLONY OF MADNESS. OF THEIR OWN. IS SPITTING SICK FuCKING WISDOMS. AND ALL SHOuLD. ABSOLuTELY. TAKE NOTES.