♦ pitied by @cynicalAgathokakological
my coop just doesn't work at t⚘r⚘ng me some days wh⚘ch ⚘s an abysmally m⚘serable exper⚘ence
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/kryqusblock.png the fuck you mean blocked by kryqus
so um. never m⚘nd the ch⚘tt ⚘ made about want⚘ng to change my qu⚘rk. ⚘ changed my m⚘nd aga⚘n
=oXO i don,t know, they,re hiding their colour, and they,re definitely not deaf''' probably not the same person''' i hope the goldblood you met was nice¡ =oXO
=oXO i think i,m going to spend today trying to befriend them¿ or at least figure out why they were sneaking around in someone else,s hive''' they didn,t seem unreasonable but they are a bit scary' or maybe i,m just easily scared''' this is the only troll i,ve spoken to in person who isn,t a delivery person¡¡ i will try to update later''' =oXO
>>| .i .itch .on the .inside it's .a feeling that won't subside, no matter what .i try calamine smoothies .and .endless .old movies my blood's .on fire i feel so weak .in the knees, .i'm begging you, please i need some relief from this devious disease #lyricposting
takin6 this day off work to reCover from 6oin6 to that masquerade. it was Cool as hell, but i 6uess it was the last one or somethin'?
>>| .i think some trolls may need to take lessons .about politeness .and manner.
if y0u d0n't kn0w if y0u're a fuj0shi 0r a himej0shi y0u're pr0bably the secret 3rd thing. discriminat0ry against straight pe0ple. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
I don't eat hair.
[ >MINE TYPICAL POSTING SCHEDULE DOTH BE ON HOLD, THE WIZARD HATH WOKEN UP "HAVING A NORMAL ONE" BUT FRET NOT I SHALL RETURNETH ONCE THIS EPISODE HATH PASSED #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
>>| going to buy some .ice. like .a big bag .of .ice.
>>| no food. .it .is for the .other purposes. .and not for my gruesome hobby. .i just got .angry .and .i need something to "cool" myself. .i can .actually .explain the situation but .only private.
>>| private means .in dm. .it's too much to do here.
>>| well. .i stared .at the ceiling. .it was white. .also the floor was cold .and hard. did not help. .i still thinking .about doing something for .awhile still. .if my body decided .it .is time to wake .up, then let .it be.
sometimes yeah but they can be comforting as well :)
i bought a muzzle :) #nsfw
...my arm feels all shaky 'n' i ain't really sure why. 6uess it don't know what to do when i haven't been Carryin' mail for days at a time. ^◡^
console.log("im shøcked it døesn't bløck anythin internal");
console.log("huh"); console.log("i didn't think abøut that");
...alri6hty didn't think everyone 'n' their lusus was 6onna see that post, pff..! >◡<
making fr13nds is difficult when your pan keeps telling you theyre going to abandon you one day once they get to know you
not that I want it to be Kris hour but what would you post for Kris hour
somehow i feel even more self-ConsCious about my 6arba6e-ass posts when a feller walks in 'n' drops a bunCh've tri66er warnin's on it whiCh honestly mi6ht be a 6ood thin6.
>#teamchud and our evil clones #chudteam
>>| but .it's fascinating .after .all to know .about .it.
>>| stumbled .upon .a false vacuum theory. so. .in .any moment we can just be .erased from beyond the .universe. well .at least .if .i'll become .immortal, .i know there will be the .end still, .i guess. #horror
#yearning.
hell, i just assume it's a Case of they ain't interested in me like that. kind of a bitter pill to swallow but it is what it is, yknow?
#yearnin' for it and by it heh... lets just say i mean my matesprit (that i don't aCtually have)
K--<truly desire is the root of all suffering
K--<woke up and muttered her name
K--<fuck
i'm sorry, whaddya want me to say! o︵o
sure, just don't want 'em to notiCe either or... i dunno. somethin'.
i dunno!!
...think i ou6hta head home. i feel a li'l weird. just 6otta wait for the ri6ht moment to slip away.
My old culler who I was pailing used to get mad at me and slatfur me in crude oil and place me in a large clawntainer to suffur and try to get out...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #MissHer...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Psst Reminder! Its Not Because Youre Paranoid That We're Not Following You. Look Out Your Window Lmaooo *honk* :o)
The more inebriated you get the more fun you have at card games. Everyone knows that.
>>| .if there was someone who could sate my heat... #nsfw #suggestive #verysuggestive
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~~(__^·> well now my submission looked silly :/ <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> one of you will betray mama. <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> some of you need some respect whipped into you... <·^__)~~
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓟𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
won’t be the onl7 one here either, i think
Y34H....
J3GUS FUCK1NG CHR1ST. .... 1'M CONFL1CT3D. #D4SHW4TCH1NG
bat time
~~(__^·> mama loves you all <3<3<3 <·^__)~~
Pawple who have dead ancestfurs are blessed in ways they cannot clawmprehend...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
"Is this all you pawst about"...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A warmblood expresses her opinion a few times and now it's her whole pawsonality...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Only beclaws you only engage when it seems shocking...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Only efur when a warmblood squeaks up...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Gooo fuuuck yooourselves...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
my stomach hurts bad man.
I Swear On My Blood And Heart!!! Im Suuuuper Niceys!!! :o)
I Am On The Short End Of Purples Unforch, But Im Super Cute So That Counters It!! 7'3 Btdubssss <3 :o)
Ɏ upda-a-ate: ha-a-ad to dip into my emergency biscuit ra-a-ations beca-a-ause the nourishment cha-a-amber is blocked by a-a-a wa-a-all of wool. i a-a-am going to ha-a-ave to do much clea-a-aning toda-a-ay i think. Ɏ
~~(__^·> do any butch women want to kill my matesprit so we can inherit the mafia together <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> applications open! <·^__)~~
c< MOre wOMeN sHOuld be MeaN 2 Me, i tHiNK #yuriday #suggestive #pitcHflirtiNg #yearNiNg >c
c< bOtH, but MOstly tHe first >c
:( awv thats sad batbud..
dont lump me in vwith my alt. jfc. i just so happen to be online, and people vwanna kill me too.
Ɏ i think we should be nice a-a-and/or a-a-a rea-a-asona-a-able level of consensua-a-ally pitch-mea-a-an to girls. tha-a-ats my hot ta-a-ake. sorry. #va-a-alerihotta-a-akes #genuinesta-a-atement Ɏ
Ɏ a-a-another restless light. its ha-a-ard to be a-a-a va-a-aleri. i should burn some incense Ɏ
this is howv i feel right nowv after reading that and evweryfin. i need a newv nickname novwvw. https://cdnimgchestcom/files/12c36d3aec34jpg
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Btw Who Wants To Duke It Out On Fightnightt I Got No Beef With Noone But I Can Start Some!! :o)
See I Said I Was Niceys!!! <3 <3 <3 To All The Haters But Im Just Better Lmaoooo :o)
Yknow What I Am Thumping My Foot On The Floor What About It :o)
[ >IT KEEPS HJAPPENING_ ]
[ >DISCONNECTING FROM AMONG US :::{_ ]
I Don't Think I Am In The Correct Panspace To Attend Tomorrow's Fight Night. I Think I Will Instead Take An All Night Bath And Do A Lot Of " Self Care " To Make Myself Feel Better.
https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260513-173419.png
must...cl⚘ng... to somebody...
That was just about me. Everyone else is free to yearn as you please. Don't let my own personal hangup stop you from wanting. It won't stop me forever, either.
I sh-o-o-uld have been hatched an -o-o-tter.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe rub it in, why don’tcha? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KIDDIN, KIDDIN! I don’t wanna be ANYTHIN’ like my old death worm, no siree, nuh uh! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < The less of him in me. Or anyone else. The better.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y’know, sometimes I miss havin’ a lusus around all the time. LEECHSTEPDAD mighta been a real mean mother hogger… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But! And there is a but! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < …uhm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < F. Forgot what I was daggum gonna say! So. Acrobatics check, go, [16], nice!!!
K--<my... my life... could be better off... without her????? #buraisposting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97UR9ixfr0M
It's Okay They're A " Cutie Pie " So I Will Be Safe.
Be Right Back " Guys " I Am Inviting A Purpleblood I Don't Know Over To Make Coffee For Me. #positive
Pretty, Pretty Please Grind My Beans For Me. :< I Am So Sad, Wet, And Pathetic. I Do Not Want To Leave My Comfort Slab, Please. :<
Naughty trolls get the rusty scalpel...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i sstilll ddontt tthinkk. i llikee. the new ddoctorr.
im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg im not an egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>| .i'd suck .off .anyone's bone bulge right this fucking .instance. .and .i'm saying this way, because someone .isn't satisfied with .all metaphorical play. #nsfw
my m@irail was s@ kind as t@ depict what i've been g@in' thr@ugh the last perigee @r s@. REALLY nailed the bruisin' i've been in f@r. @u@ min@r #g@re warnin' f@r y'all. https://art.ngfiles.c@m/images/7730000/7730693_3258139_tubet@ad_untitled-7730693.4128c5e7511ec3b22da861c5ac9cc850.webp?f1778653622
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I still cannot believe I copied someone's handle verbatim by accident when I made this account. Both tenebrific and termagent are such uncommon words.
~~(__^·> mama doesnt care about your gender she needs you to do laundry <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> what about perhaps a cozy blanket? <·^__)~~
yeeeah i 6etCha batfriend. it's a *lot*.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay guys fraimi is back in the gucity!! GUWHO WANTS TO HANG OUT!! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119798219_5pp4BoAmNjwmkfi.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Do you th!nk there’s a troll out there who’sS we!rdly !nto pawsSs? JusSSst had the thought wh!le look!ng at m!ne…꠹
@gallowsCastigate Fight me.
₍^. .^₎⟆ https://cdn.!mgchesSsst.com/f!lesSs/683d7ade81f2.g!f #nsfw꠹
#NewIcøn https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/øffice.png
OH SHE MEANT ONLINE. SHE IS PUTTING US IN A SIMULATION. AND SEEING WHO WOULD THEORETICALLY WIN. OH THANKGOG.
mr prez whos all in the cabinet again im takin this to the only true battle system i know
#CabinetFightNight but it's just me and my small army of people (and also Troll Aoi Todo?) banding together to keep me alive during this mass slaughter.
HENCE WHY I'M SURPRISED MORE PEOPLE ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THIS.
I feel like the Cabinet Fight Night is quickly gonna turn into a Cabinet Slaughter.
im so fucking scared right now
#C4b1n3tF1ghtN1ght 1s 1n s3ss1on.
...don't let that Confuse ya thou6h. i'm in a 6ood mood! ^◡^
the Cuddle desire remains hi6h and unfulfilled.
you lost the game!
nooooo dont hate my post im sorryyyyyyyyy >XC
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < I feel like something or somebun needs to explode within the next 10 mins or shxt is going to get DIRE.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Oh, I am so incredibly fxcking disconnected from shxt and fxck. Thinkpan malfunctioning. No survivors.
☆ y'all gotta pull up to this party trollbama is queueing up bangers and also it's just a KiKKass time https://msparp.chat/florids-hive-party-bash#☆
I am literally filegarden's biggest ride or die.
B31NG PR3SCR1B3D HUM4N M3D1C4T1ON W4S SO W31RD WH3N 1 F1RST MOV3D TO 34RTH-C LOL, 1 R3M3MB3R 4WKW4RDLY L34RN1NG TH4T 1 H4D D3PR3SS1ON 4ND TH4T 1'D N33D TO T4K3 TH3S3 SUPPR3SS3NTS NOW.. LM4O, M4K3S YOU R34LLY TH1NK HOW B4D OUR H34LTHC4R3 R34LLY W4S ON 4LT3RN14.. HOLY FUCK, TH3Y L1T3R4LLY L3T US D13 1N TH3 STR33TS, 1T W4S FUCK3D.
TAKE YOUR MEDICATION
My Facepaint Is **not Oily**, Its Waterbased :o)
Nooooo Im Not Scary!!! Im So Niceys :o)
<<"headache... >_<">>
The clawllective is furgiven fur now...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Brie clawtious...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Ooooooooooooooooh...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ No, I do not think I will come back...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
BATTER UP < FUN SLAUGHTER SPHERE FACT: EVERY BALL WILL GET WHAT IT FUCKING DESERVES. > HOMERUN
Oooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Oooooooooooooooooooooh...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
>> mmhhh ¡ def¡n¡te1y d¡dn't fa11 aડ1eep unexpected1y ¡n the m¡dd1e of do¡ng th¡ngડ!! ¡ never do that, that'ડ ડ¡11y ¡'m ડo awake a11 the t¡me
C'mon, Courier, better than all this. work to do. foCus on work. work work work.
yeah... nah. maybe. just feelin' a lil' blue this mornin' pardner, don't ya worry yerself none.
well, 6uess i'll dra6 my ass outta the Cupe. sit in the shower probably. i dunno. things ain't feelin' all that 6reat. just wanna hold onto someone and not let 6o.
...didn't sleep as lon6 as i'd like. evenin'.
Are you okay?
No. I'm trying to see if you're okay.
Okay.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) (full of rage)
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @CYNICALaGATHOKAKOLOGICAL ECHOLOCATES AND THEN CHASES AROUND MICE IN THE DARK, FOR FUN.' bATS USUALLY EAT BUGS, BUT i FIGURE IF YOURE, LIKE. A BIG ASS BAT. YOU'D GO FOR SOMETHING BIGGER. (ACTUALLY, DONT SOME BATS EAT MICE??? ...i DONT KNOW.) [fORM IN PINNED]
[ >FUN FACT ABOUT THE WIZARD: AT SOME POINT I TOOKETH UP PLAYING ACID JAZZ PIANO FOR THE WILD TOWERING TRUNKBEASTS. THEY HATED IT BUT IT DID NOT DETER ME!_ ]
console.log("øh yøu tøtally are"); console.log("gøød luck");
I just wanted my cold burger, man.
my lusus is a giant snake; there are no rats 6ig enough for her.
weaponize @cynicalAgathokakological
🐾oh goodNess x( hehe,
>[We do love our fucked up little beazztzz.]<
woke up to voiCes. two 6uys 6oin' throu6h my supplies. either thou6ht i was dead or didn't realise i was there. thou6ht i was just a Courier maybe. didn't think i had a messa6e for them. wron6. three. puttin' palmhusk somewhere it won't be found if someone else Comes here. Can't take it on this trip. need to Clear my head. see you in a Couple ni6hts.
:33< *the mighty huntress poses cutely on top of the credits*
i tthinkk tthatt. wwouldd hhurtt my hheadd. but it ssoundss fun.
I always try to be! ^^ Thank you for worrying after me ❣︎
um. g00d 1uck.
[ >GNOMES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH! SHOULD THOU DISPLEASETH A GNOME, THINE LIVESTOCK MAY BE VICTIM TO THEIR MACHINATION_ ]
bark....... it is really frustrating having my whole headspace change every couple of hours.... does anybody else deal with this? woof?
┋of┋course┋ ┋i┋figured┋it┋was┋something┋you┋didn't┋particularly┋like┋ ┋i┋can't┋exactly┋empathize┋but┋i┋can't┋exactly┋sympathize┋either┋