♦ pitied by @ebullientExcitation
anon asks, "could you sign this photo" here you GOOO!! gosh, are all my fans this cute??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d087236a65c4.png https://forms.gle/DJUr7aohuq8MiVzA9
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ There is very little that brings a genuine smile to my face these days. In fact, I'm beginning to develop some unsightly frown lines. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
being one of those fellas that dont get down unless theres something deeper going on there is dumb cuz like man the tender touch of a man twice my size with biceps he could crush my head with would go hard right now but unfortunately i have none of these in my life at present needa get one of them on speed dial
8=l < I don't put much va100 into castes anymore but... 8=l < Psioni%... Hm
NAME THEM THEN FuCKER.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (there's s-so many l-luxury space y-yachts in t-this system...) (i t-thought they w-were naval c-carriers but t-they're a-all registered t-to violetbloods...) [end_message]
im still not hearing a response here. just an attempt at annoying me because you're bored i imagine which quite honestly didnt work. i still have cookie clicker open you didn't disturb my fucking idle game or something its an idle game. you go idle. it was a nice attempt though i'd rate it a solid 5/10
i dont think i can ibuprofen my way outta this one peeps
｡ ₊°༺ paying soomeoone ♱oo drive me ♱oo woork is soooo ♱acky bu♱ i♱ is ♱he fas♱es♱ way ♱oo ge♱ ♱here since i doon'♱ like... oown a scu♱♱lebuggy. ooff ♱oo woork! i migh♱ chi♱♱ soome♱hing oon my break if i'm noo♱ exhaus♱ed. hmph. ♱hey doon♱ le♱ me hoover while serving peoople soo i'm s♱uck walking aroound like a ♱oo♱al pleb. ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ
thr≡≡ hundr≡d coff≡≡s b≡for≡ work
It's too hot out.
:33< basically my name is sandwich and i drowned at the watpurr park
...i've received another commission offer for a musclebeast piece...just how many have i drawn now....
:33< i can do the trancendental cha cha cha
i dunno. it felt kidn of good to get it out there .. bbut that only really benefits me. and i'm hardly even half a person..hh yyou're right. i'm sorry.. it won't happen again.... scary to think of where id be if i didn't have others to kkeep me in cchchekc
i'm sorry for saying "you too" to the waiter in front of my dad. i'm sorry for stuttering in front of a pretty lady and immediately breaking into tears. i'm sorry for asking for a raise that one time even though i didn't earn it yet.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ho up grabbin the www.orm
Fin★nci★lFoe me 100 c★eg★rs ★nd I'll d★nce with you by the w★y.
I Am Normal. I Am Not Thinking About How It Feels To Be Pinned Under The Weight Of His Body Or, Even More Than That, The Weight Of His Command To Stay. I Am Not Thinking About The Blunter Ends Of Teeth Digging Into My Skin. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Looks Up At Me Between My Thighs. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Bites His Lip And His Brow Furrows Just A Tad More Than It Usually Would As He Deposits His Genmat Inside Of Me. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Says My Name, Or The Way He Calls Me Moonlight. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Calls Me Moonlight. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit #fond #sigh
~~(__^·> need a woman to do something unethical to me <·^__)~~
>>| @turingtranscendence https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_031.jpg
☆~𖦹 The way people beg for things can be very charming and also hilarious. I have had people tell me their life depended on me giving them a spherejob. I do not think that was entirely true but I couldn't risk it! Someone could have died! #nsfw 𖦹~☆
:33< *the mighty huntress poses cutely then fr33ze furames fur 9 hours*
i need t'post more but i aint got much in my fuckin life goin on to post.
wwe"ll hate on the ma22e2 later,, ii"m tryiin twwo get a nap iin but iit aiin"t wworkiin..
▲at this point i might as well be making money from it how much would people pay me to spit on them trying to get an estimate▼ #nsfw
new badge. i’m one of the s7mbols rubbing up and down. who’s the other s7mbol? well. let’s just sa7 i’m taking suggestions. ;) #suggestive
Everytuon e is so nic e to me and I continue to be unrulyy. #substance
liter❥lly wh❥tever. just w❥nn❥ smoke ❥ f❥t girlblunt with the girls. 🙄 #subst❥nces
none of you )(ave t)(e actual mindset of a killer capable of killin cronus ampora. t)(e vast majority of you )(ave long since forsaken t)(e core of your )(eritage, even t)(e most skilled of you, in order to satisfy t)(e moralistic w)(ims of "socializin" and "friends)(ip", )(ave eroded t)(e most primal senses wit)(in you in exc)(ange for t)(e fleetin sense of community. t)(ins live and die by my )(and. t)(e only reason t)(at particular ampora still lives is because i do not )(ave )(is direct coordinates permittin me to do it myself.
🛡️Group howling begins now!🗡️ https://i.postimg.cc/90gY2DCc/IMG-3833.gif
the best thing about wandering alone is that if you find cool stuff you dont have to share or fight over it, its just all yours!
Drone Season Is Coming Up And Some Of You Have Neither Quads Nor " Bitches ". Shame. #nsfw
∻There's been an incident at the l☢☢king c☢☢l as fuck fact☢ry.∻
I'm uh, I h★ve to l★y down. Or go for ★ jog. Or fight someone. One of those three, pick one. Ye★h.
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HEY CHITTR NATION !! !! who would 8e down for a hiveparty at mine in an hour or so ?? as long as you don't leave my place WRECKED, then everypuppy would 8e welcome !! well...may8e not everypuppy if you're allergic to woof8easts you may want to sit this one out..8UT EVERYPUPPY ELSE !! drinks, drugs, sickass music. consider it #su8stances