♣ mediated by @emptyEyes

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wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid

not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz

i just cant stop being right. aradia megido beats off- i mean, beats out nepeta leijon wvith a clear vwictory. aradia movwes on ahead to face her fellowv maid in the next round. hot. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv next match... i dunno about this one, actually. i vwouldnt evwen knovw vwhere to start wvhen it comes to comparing these twvo gals. terezi pyrope, the nose wvith the most, ovwner of the fabled pyrump, going up against the handmaid, the demoness, the thing that goes "hnn" in the night. novw, i aint planning on @-ing anybody in these, but this is gonna be the exception. one of twvo exceptions. @handmaid youre up buttercup. much as i vwanna smash lil rezi, im throvwing my hat in wvith you. <3 or <> for terezi pyrope <3< or c3< for the handmaid

in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
i belong wwith no one you belong wwith me
im livvin in her hole
just wwatched a sussy tyrian pikin the last alternian dodo and dragged it into the depths sigh postin a missed connection to craiggs list and shootin my fuckin shot

sooo #ama no i do not https://forms.gle/98s437WXob7RnBRu9
BREAKING NEWS: We made necklaces out of Jim's teeth, if you would like one, buy it while supplies last. Only one per customer but we won't check. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
I don't know you, but you would not believe how many times I've had this happen- mostly by accident... /mostly./

ᐖ #ᑈARLBORNGANGGANG ᐛ

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sorry the smallest unit on offer is a bun-ch.
OOC: I should start tagging some posts are horror as well. But I can't delete that previous post. Guess I'll take note of that in the future. RESOLVED, Thank you.

i dont knovw wvhat youre talking about
quads nevver did no good for no one least of all me i reckon gettin your quads filled is directly related to mental decline in trolls our age maybe the wwrigglers can keep up wwith this crap but catch me slakin my thirst on footwwine from any vvixen i happen upon in the streets keeps me feelin free

https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG_20260120_100421.jpg ahh. refreshing

That2 cau23 you a r3al on3 fr
if youre readin this youre my type and if YOU like gettin rejected youre in the right place i got a fantasy i wwant to livve out
i went 2 hates u island and ur kismesis was there makgin out sloppy style w ur matesprit idk wht tht was abt

