♣ mediated by @emptyEyes
THERE ARE SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS I COULD BE GETTING ABSOLUTELY BODIED BY. "WHAT TO WEAR FOR TENTH PERIGEE'S EVE" DOES *NOT* NEED TO BE ONE OF THEM. FUCK THIS. I'M OUTSOURCING THE DECISION TO THE WHIMS OF THE ALMIGHTY QUAD REACTS. FOR #HALLOWEEN, I WILL DRESS UP AS: ❤️ - WESTLEY (THE PRINCESS BRIDE) ♦️ - EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (1990) ♣️ - THE PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) ♠️ - GRAVEROBBER (REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA) DO AS THOU WILT. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. VOTE, IF YOU DO.
kinda defeats the point dontcha think?
print("i will not rate myself due it it being a bit weird + all you know") print("buuuuuuuuuuuuuut i am sure if any hot babe out there were to id be a 1000/10")
vwho vwants shirtless pics. like for yes... hate for yes.
꧁Sssssometimes.꧂
*it slashes diagonally across your screen and shatters the device from inside its chittr post.* ((ooc: to whoever interacts with this post, a red diagonal slash will appear across their screen and slice it cleanly in half, including the object the screen is on like a phone, laptop, monitor etc.))
does this to you
yeah actually, how'd you know? :o
please
And I kn-o-o-w a b-o-o-y Wh-o-o-'s br-o-o-ken every v-o-o-w he's made Wh-o-o-'s sp-o-o-ken every c-o-o-wards phrase But he can listen like a rainy day And dr-o-o-wn it -o-o-ut #lyricp-o-o-sting
[ #laika40k round 1 ] charybdis otherwise known as @archidaeptero has been eliminated! close round! next up the aimless pan vs the imposing neptune for pan vote with <3 and <> for neptune vote with <3< and c3<
Should I call my abusive ex? Red reacts for yes black for no, let's have some fun with this. #abuse
You all wanna 8e pir8s so 8ad, 8ut ya ain't even got yourself your own poopdeck. Posers.
no. i have his unedited picture.
The wh★t?
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
i just cant stop being right. aradia megido beats off- i mean, beats out nepeta leijon wvith a clear vwictory. aradia movwes on ahead to face her fellowv maid in the next round. hot. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv next match... i dunno about this one, actually. i vwouldnt evwen knovw vwhere to start wvhen it comes to comparing these twvo gals. terezi pyrope, the nose wvith the most, ovwner of the fabled pyrump, going up against the handmaid, the demoness, the thing that goes "hnn" in the night. novw, i aint planning on @-ing anybody in these, but this is gonna be the exception. one of twvo exceptions. @handmaid youre up buttercup. much as i vwanna smash lil rezi, im throvwing my hat in wvith you. <3 or <> for terezi pyrope <3< or c3< for the handmaid
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
i belong wwith no one you belong wwith me
im livvin in her hole
just wwatched a sussy tyrian pikin the last alternian dodo and dragged it into the depths sigh postin a missed connection to craiggs list and shootin my fuckin shot
sooo #ama no i do not https://forms.gle/98s437WXob7RnBRu9
BREAKING NEWS: We made necklaces out of Jim's teeth, if you would like one, buy it while supplies last. Only one per customer but we won't check. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
I don't know you, but you would not believe how many times I've had this happen- mostly by accident... /mostly./
no i think the rain does that
ᐖ #ᑈARLBORNGANGGANG ᐛ
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sorry the smallest unit on offer is a bun-ch.
OOC: I should start tagging some posts are horror as well. But I can't delete that previous post. Guess I'll take note of that in the future. RESOLVED, Thank you.
i dont knovw wvhat youre talking about
quads nevver did no good for no one least of all me i reckon gettin your quads filled is directly related to mental decline in trolls our age maybe the wwrigglers can keep up wwith this crap but catch me slakin my thirst on footwwine from any vvixen i happen upon in the streets keeps me feelin free
I wish you'd died in the crash. ::::/
https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG_20260120_100421.jpg ahh. refreshing
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if youre readin this youre my type and if YOU like gettin rejected youre in the right place i got a fantasy i wwant to livve out
i went 2 hates u island and ur kismesis was there makgin out sloppy style w ur matesprit idk wht tht was abt