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i offer my gps services for $100.2 an hour
man i sure hope you have a compass a map and a natural inclination toward navigation
W-whoops! Confound it all my dagflab finger slipped again!!
YOU FUCKIN OWE ME ENGLISH
aiight now my pride is wounded somebody kiss me better
yesterdays movie marathon wasnt enough??? sigh youre lucky youre so cute swear on my life and the lives of any children i may or may not have
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
speakin of ships i got me a pretty nice yacht and a rod with your name on it
hey no worries but like. maybe dont use the word "clanker" a lot of the clanker memes were explicitly based on anti-Black racism and are deeply uncomfortable.
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Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
Well it seems ive gained a few new followers from that last post. The more the merrier i always say!
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "BRO IS GENDER NEUTRAL" UNDER A POST MADE BY A WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, IM SENDING THE DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. ARE YOU A WRIGGLER?
SO WHY IS IT THAT TERMS THAT ARE ASSOCIATED WITH MEN ARE CONSIDERED "GENDER NEUTRAL"? IS IT PERHAPS BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY CONSIDERS MEN TO BE A DEFAULT AND WILL FORCE IT UPON EVEN SOMEONE CONSIDERING TAKING HOROMONES TO MAKE THEMSELVES A WOMAN? DO ANY OF YOU HEAR YOURSELVES?
ALTERNATIVELY, if the docs giving you the run-around, or you just cant GET to the doctor in the first place, theres some places on the dark web you can order it directly!
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
CALLING SOMEONE BRO UNDER A POST ABOUT ESTROGEN IS CRAZY WORK
yes omgz u should do that rite naow
i bet u would look soooo super pretty with a little bit of mascara an some sparkly lip gloss
cant even vaguely hit on my sister anymore have to drop a #incest tag on the bottom like a lead balloon
get it doll
just know ill always be here for you in your time of need @barackObama
DO WE THINK BARAK'S YAOIPOSTING AND MICHELLE'S DIVORCEPOSTING ARE CONNECTED.
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
they need to make a way to post on this site that doesn't put me on the top of everyones dashboard immediately IF I SPEAK IM IN TROUBLEEE
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
HAHAA
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Wowzers! Thank you kindly my fellow jake!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5733ff72fa.png Hope youre all having an absolutely top notch thursday today my dear chums!
we cannot be having discussions about "dont be mad about in character vagueposts" and then be making ic vagueposts that are clearly like. not just in character thoughts & feelings... if yall wanna go have proship discourse go make an ooc thread oh my god i dont fucking caaare. it's clear that some of yalls issues are not just an in rp thing and im not gonna sit here and pretend yall r just vagueposting in character and then be getting irritated at me when i think yall r fuckin annoyingggg. ooc blocking all yall
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
smh im followin my friends on here like i'm collectin pokemans gotta catch all the lalondes n all the striders n all the harleys n don't get me started on the leijons n crockers n englishes!!!
gooooooood morning everyone! im still a little shocked from last night but how are you guys doing?
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
I'm the manic Rose of the bunch.
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
perfect
exactly now hush up and prepare to be romanced within an inch of your life and back
── ✦ TRANSGENDER W⚢MEN I H⚢PE Y⚢U HAVE ALL THE ACCESS T⚢ ESTR⚢GEN Y⚢U WANT F⚢REVER. I H⚢PE Y⚢U EXPERIENCE A BEAUTIFUL FUTURE AS THE W⚢MAN Y⚢U WERE ALWAYS MEANT T⚢ BE. D⚢N'T EVER LISTEN T⚢ THE MATRIARCHY TRUTHERS.
but only if we pull a lady and the tramp moment with at least one of them
TWO twizzlers heck maybe even three
The ring is warmed up... a tango for two... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c9b4002d5f2.jpg
oh we doin dinner AND a movie? yknow what sure babe you can get all the popped corn you want and more
dont worry my money and natural charisma will get me the rest of the way
.................. id ask if you wanted a towel but honestly i like my boys glistening
yeah the rp thing aint as cute when i do it
*pouring the champagne! cutting the lines! pulling out the condoms!*
https://www.ktchnrebel.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Served_dinner_table_AdobeStock_243652575.tif_748105_image-office-2.jpg hurry lover boy the longer we keep em waiting after hours the bigger my tips gotta be
Anyone here into wireplay? Just as a hypothetical. #nsfw
z z z
heh yeah thats what i thought cant wait 💋
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
knew you couldnt stay away for long if you scurry over here quick enough you can join me
((glad im not the only ssytem. shout out to fictionkins too <3))
[[ unrelated but some of yall got some gorgeous fantroll designs i love so many of them ]]
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100000000% like some jokes were ok now its uhhhh no. nono thats too fuckin far mam. homestuck ass fandom
also whats with the google translate japanese. hi damaras unless you are japanese its a bit insensitive to be posting google translate japanese for ur roleplay accounts. it was racist as fuck when hussie did it and it's racist as fuck when you do it!
so like the whole pretend racism thing im starting to feel like yall arent roleplaying anymore
jake no offense but full offense if i have to see another goggle wearing overalls having yellow shitstain for another second im gonna go supernova and also your taste in movies is hit or miss i genuinely question some of the shit youre into not all of it is bad though just enough to make me question
if i see anymore minions or related media to minions posting im gonna turn evil
Accepting applications for new house pets. Requirements: - Must be friendly with guests - Open to pets - Have a spare kidney - Own funerary wear for your inevitable demise Please do not inquire as to the state of the last pet. Its simply too soon to relive the trauma.
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URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have made contact with the entity known as SCP-173, and there is no need for alarm. When confronted with this creature, it is imperative you maintain eye contact at all times and back away slowly.
we're having a wonderful conversation, this guy is chill as hell. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001341223434457149/1486512966022205500/image0.jpg?ex=69c5c695&is=69c47515&hm=1e185744f2c311193e2f3f7486162965125cf023e1df90d5e0cf1cb731d5aeeb&
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((chittr im once again out of roxy posting, i love yall dont ever fucking chnge?? funny ass mfs <3 )
(( added note about doubles beef: don't dupe someone's oc. that's weird. canon interps are free game but do not steal shit ty ))
this is a roleplay site not a kinsyscord
// fuck is we doin bringin syscourse to chittr can we grow the fuck up lmfao
// re: doubles discourse like trust me i understand not liking doubles im literally fictionkin and a member of a system with fictives in it. but hopping on here and vagueposting people for interacting with your chitt that was not @'ing any specific jake or dirk or whatever the fuck is so immature get a job. many ways to go about being happier than vagueposting about evil doubles for not understanding boundaries that you never publicly voiced in the first place.
(( EXACTLY. i've had people tell me to quit roleplaying because me having the same muse as them makes them uncomfortable. dude, just block me??? genuinely no reason to go yell at people about it. ))
(( UPDATE: https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 go read this!!! )) (( brief five cents bc i'm seeing shit about it, and not trying to be rude here at all, but reminder roleplay always has had doubles and that is why the term "muse" exists, your muse is YOUR SPIN on that character and everything else it encapsulates. the site itself welcomes alternate selves (doubles) very freely and it's probably for the better to just not use it if that's a problem. that, or use the block button—it's a tool right at your disposal! )) (( thank you for coming to my ted talk, there's always gonna b doubles out there and that's just a fact of life. 8 billion people. everyone stay chill and if you need to rant abt smthn my dms r open. doubles r always welcome here y'all are great ))
if you just heard a piercing shriek of pure rage coming out of studio 4b that definitely wasnt me
shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt who can i trust to hack a porn site fast and preferably for free #nsfw
\\ chittr doubles discourse happening in 2026 so funny im sorry. this is the doubles website bitch take your sensitive ass back to tumblr
absolutely wild ngl. if there aren't other droogs i get sad
[[ >:3 wonderful news ]]
there's beefing?? i swear to god ive spent most of my hsrp career COLLECTING other droogw lol
(( There really do be people out here beefing ooc about doubles we are losing the ancient texts (( If people aren't comfortable with doubles this genuinely just might not be the platform for them tbh
[[imagine not wanting to befriend/ship doubles together, couldnt be me]]
((This, absolutely, its so fun beefing with doubles WHILE ITS IC and fun. Love beefing with other Bros.))
((The Homestuck fandom ESPECIALLY is BUILT on doubles like CANONICALLY
(( Doubles beefing is part of the fun as long as it stays IC, but if they take it OOC is when it goes too far I think and people gotta just log off and touch grass
(( yeah no like like not to be rude or anything but roleplay as a whole has ALWAYS had doubles and ALWAYS WILL have doubles. that is how roleplaying WORKS, getting pissy about it is kind of stupid. USE THE BLOCK BUTTON GANG IT'S RIGHT THERE IF YA NEED IT! ))
Consider me biased, but I feel as though high femmes aren't appreciated enough. The amount of effort it takes to maintain such an appearance is immense enough, but I also have to cope with the indignity that is being a useless lesbian.
I like all the other jakes on the block frankly i think im just kind of a swell guy.
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH FOR BEING ERIDAN AMPORA.
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#forcefem all guys
── ✦ ANY⚢NE ⚢N THIS WEBSITE N⚢T FEEDING INT⚢ THE BULLSHIT THAT WE LIVE IN A MATRIARCHY? WE MAY HAVE A W⚢MAN AT THE T⚢P ⚢F ⚢UR F⚢⚢DCHAIN BUT MEN BENEFIT EVERYWHERE IN ⚢UR DAILY LIVES. D⚢ N⚢T C⚢NTRIBUTE T⚢ THE BULLSHIT IDEAS THAT W⚢MEN H⚢LD PRIVILEGE ⚢VER MEN IN THIS S⚢CIETY ⚢N THE BASIS ⚢F GENDER.
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
listen something is getting bent over so if it aint gonna be your words well #nsfw
impossibly charming and effortlessly charismatic? damn jake such a way with words
I see some people with cute personalized badges! Good for them. They look very cute
I mean revenge.
If you blow that sniffer any harder it's going to fly right off your face, mister. You made a public statement. What else could one do? ... Unless, of course...
where the FUCK is my pr team
Best to set the record straight on libel.
with the crackers on the side!
Chittr, build the perfect first plate from an all you can eat buffet.
AWAY from these prying eyes, yes.... we must...we MUST!!
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Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
queer people on my feed.
We've got the #InsideScoop 😳😳! #DStrider @transcendGodhood seen out and about with a new face... Again and again! Is this his secret Hollywood romance? Or just a repeat hookup 🤭🫣. We know! But will we tell? 🤔🤫
i love boykissers and boys kissing #entrepreneur #smallbusiness #fuckyourclone
Oh hardly!!!!!! Not even a fraction of what a gorgeous friggin specimen like YOU deserves!!!!!!
whoever keeps dming me to twerk and show my "globes" im not doing it!
just embrace him, the rest will follow naturally bro let yourself feel and love and all that jazz just go do it before you lose your chance
just think, he is missing your affections and you have the power to give them to him are you really gonna deprave a poor boy of affections
Me!? Why i never... Coming from a stunner such as yourself!!!
*SHUT UP YOU BASTARD I DONT CARE BECAUSE IM MID KISS AND ITS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!+*
A... spirited and platonic peck between two chaps then! Yes! Yes..... ...
SHSHSHSHSH i said NOTHING you heard NOT A GODDANG THING!!!
nah was tryna get some boy kissing goin but homophobia wins this round we hate to see it
Well truly i DO despise leaving ANY venture a half assed job...
Y-youre RIGHT!!!! Yes youre absolutely right we shouldnt entertain even a second more of this ridiculous FARCE!
finally found that fucking bum.
#fuckyourclone New favorite tag #nsfw
um? your daughter????? are you serious????????????? you literally have the same dumb moustache and glasses, even the last name! where have you been??????????????
.............................. *heart racing, face flushing* ........................... Unless..................?
we need to destroy you.
L-listen my friend we can hold strong!! We need not succumb to the sensually coercive machinations of this VILLAIN!
looks like we got ourselves a volunteer get em boy @golgothassTerror
stay tuned well get these jakes kissing yet #selfcestchallenge #DSTRIentertainment
Surely nobody endeavors to see a grown gentleman haphazardly squeezed into an ill fitting cheerleading suit... ... ... ... ... Right?
Is there room for heterosexuality? Maybe in a sort of esoteric queer way. Discuss. #thinkings
hmm well maybe this is worse but thats my bad for stickin my nose were it dont belong thanks anyway
this wont work on me again dude im turntechgirlhead
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png Rechitt. Will be tuning in.
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
what the fuck is this website for again
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png god fucking damn it who approved of this cuz it sure as hell wasnt me @tmzOfficial