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I FEEL EXTREMELY MOTHERHONKING BONITA.
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
can i hidE at your placE until it blows ovEr? i cook and clEan. i'm also told i'm a dEcEnt lay, if that's a bEttEr offEr
> troll bbno$ got culled l1ve <
Troll bruno mars died
× Troll Bruno Mars Died And Came Back To Life! At The Eridan WVeek Evvent! ×
nothing ever happens
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
no fucking pissgate. knock it the fuck off.
My intuition for what this site would enjoy (a "Poster's Intuition") has provided me with the term #gatepiss but I don't know what to do with it. #nsfw ?
we are not doing #pissgate again shut this shit down.
Make love... not war. If ever my trollian compadres are looking their grief straight down the barrel only to find its some incongruous aspect of themselves looking back at them in the mirror then worry NOT. Know that in my book youre all class acts and top shelf selections. Confidence comes from within! This is my *personal* ranking drawn up in no particular order. Keep your heads up and take this all on the chin! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a5aeeab1cff.png
Ahem AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how many damn times do i have to say this shit? we didn't hook up. that shit didn't fucking happen. whoever's spreading that it did will be taken care of. trust me. #nsfw
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i hate each and every one of you platonically. #quadposting
Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
the only thing im doin with clowns is impalin them with my long hot hard throbbing katana #nsfw
;o)
Ugh, and there the batterwitch goes, pitying me. You see what you folks do? You start getting on one Jane and suddenly here come all the Crockercorp old guard trying to make us feel *loved* and *supported* and just.... D'oh! This really gets my goose. Well I certainly don't intend on eating people! Nor do I intend to go back to someone who tried to kill my friends!!! D:<
now mor€ than €v€r w€ r€mind €v€ryon€ to stand tog€th€r... and our inbox is always op€n for conf€ssions if you hav€ b€€n p€rsonally victimized... #cancelcrocker
we are a crew that has been active for years of course i know what comrade meat tastes like
After learning h9w IP addresses w9rk, I d9n't think 6eing 9n here will cause t99 much issue.
i mean i'd eat carapacian but not in the literal way yknow? #nsfw
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
I did not think I would have to say this: Please do not cannibalize people.
#cancelcrocker
I can't breathe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f26f495d5da.PNG
midnight crew members, all of you even the weird timeline ones. rise up against @gutsygumshoe
It's disgraceful somebody with these heinous views runs a conglomerate like Crockercorp.
In your case, the lobster could have probably engaged in a more effective smear campaign.
100% of my kull scor3 must b3 from M1ndf4ng. Th3r3 1s l1t3r4lly no oth3r 3xpl4n4t1on.
Wakes up Stabs all of you Goes back to sleep
oh ok you could make an exception for me though
i was saying it to piss you off because clearly you hate me!!!!!!!!!!
oh so nooooooow you like my chit
If you want my hands off tell me why
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar
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ok★y so ↑t's ★ b↑t compl↑c★ted but b★s↑c★lly ↑t's ★ll the steps of b★k↑ng except ↑nste★d of putt↑ng ↑t ↑n the oven you just k↑nd of put ↑t ↑n the fr↑dge to get f↑rm
ok★y so they're c★lled "no-b★ke chocol★te pe★nut butter b★rs"
@imperiousCondescension
what the fuck are they feeding the rankmaid??? keep it up.
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
D --> You are being blessed be thankful
A what and a what?
sooooo dont like eat raw chicken its not a good idea my tummy hurts :(
finding One human hOt is an eXceptiOn but what dO i dO when i find a few hOt? is this nOrmal, chittr XO
Do not let me reach out to sea dwellers whilst intoxicated. I have a bad track record. I am putting faith in you all.
man why does the batterwitch hate it when i win something like damn girl cant you be supportive of me and my little fang piercings jeez
A public announcement fer th'scally\/\/\/\/ags and landlubbin' earthlin's that be all upon m'messages and posts. I dunnae care \/\/\/\/ho ye think y'are. I ain't a sugar lusus. I dunnae e'en think the currency translates bet\/\/\/\/een planets and I dunnae ha\/\/e a '\/\/enmo'. Stop askin.
I cannae read that.
zumtimes i refresh just 2 b sure i follod all da right ppl.. just in case.. u nevr KNO i clda missed a bnagar
she let me h↑t bec★use ↑'m the l★st of my c★ste ★nd ↑ need to ensure our surv↑v★l #nsfw
condy testin my shit like i aint ready to mow down another ten thousand clowns just to cope with that noise #nooffenseclownies
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3 scandals yesterday and not a tiddly fuckin poot of one today clearly im off my fucking game
look this is in no UUay questioning her actions but if the condescnce is so good hoUU come they haven't made another one (and im not talking about trizza, i mean another condescece). i mean surely if the empire UUas ruled by tUUo consedeces it UUould be tUUice as good. #goodidea
good morn↑ng ch↑ttr
@imperiousCondescension CAN WE SHARE CUSTODY?
I have not posted anything unprofessional. Do not look up my posts to confirm this.
> "g01ng t0 pass 0ut n0w" 1 say, pr0ceed1ng t0 l0se all t1redness and stay 0n ch1ttr f0r the next several h0urs
So this is what the boys have been doing for the last few days? Interesting.
IF SHE DOESNT TAKE YOU, I MIGHT CONSIDER IT.
you cannot be say⚘ng these th⚘ngs so publ⚘cly ⚘ beg of you
l↑sten ↑'m ★lre★dy completely fucked, ★t th↑s po↑nt ↑t's prob★bly worse ↑f ↑ h↑de