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:33 < meow should defurrnitely be grinding mew instead ;33 :33 < jus sayin ;33 :33 < #suggestive
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saw a tumblr blog where the admin was rping as their plushies and honestly? thats real as fuck like honestly man i can respect that im not a cynic poisoned ironyhead anymore i can respect game even if its a bit like puppets its still low key kind of awesome that someone is willing to put their dick out on the net like that and show vulnerability in the big 26 and the plushies were pretty fucking cool too man like honestly thats avant garde thats innovative shit in my humble opinion
ok........ i guess i cant be mad at you for that not that i was mad but it is still kind of sad for me :(
@gardenPupstic Get back to work mutt, we got a S)(OAL lot of work to get done tonig)(t. Stop fis)(in for compliments or w)(atever t)(e )(-E-EL your doin on )(ere.
WHY IS THERE ONE SPECIFIC VERSION OF A HUMAN ALWAY HAVING SOME SHIT GOING ON.
yo so like i know im probably not who you are wicked mad eager to talk to right now but you know she wouldnt want you hung up like this over her right
the more you hide something and tell people not to do it, the harder they'll do it.
i am deeply in love with thi§ font, and i've noticed that §ome people don't like it. §o... they §hould make an option to choo§e font§ in the §etting§. ye§, i'm a geniu§, thank you.
フォントの変更がまったく影響しないことを知ってるから、このように眠る：
roxy is smashed though so maybe im doing okay fot myself #substance
Hopefully this is the final update on the matter, I've fetched Roxy and Dirk from the ground, a few scratches but nothing serious. When I asked them how in hell they thought jumping out of a second story window was a good idea they just shrugged, so now I'm realizing the braincell did not merge I'm the sole owner of it right now. I'm not used to being the owner but between the dumbass cousins, and Dave living on the floor it would seem to be the case for the time being.
BARK BARK BARK EVERYONE LEAVE JADE ALONE!!!! youre not helping anything by antagonizing them!!!!!!!!! just ignore them!!! just block and let them live!!!!!!!
some people just dont wvanna reckon wvith the fact that im not literally the wvorst thing that could evwer happen to a gal. that said, you wvant something close done to you, hit me up ;) #nsfwv
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewve b33n davepetad
I feel like I get a little more dramatic by the day, but who cares? I have half a year left, just be glad I am not turning egotistical or evil.
im not gonna cause problems but i #could and thats why he was damn right when he implied i shouldnt have free will
Fine, make it quick.
i just dont understand me sometimes. not like, me, me. but other mes. how? how could you be so... so... ugh! ugh! i dont even think im going to be able to pretend anymore. i was having fun puppyposting and being a silly dog but that memory box thing dredged up way too much! im jade harley. youre also jade harley. sometimes youre not. but thats okay. we can be okay. we dont have to do this. we dont have to be this way. you didnt have to turn out that way at all. but you did. and i did. we did, together. and were human. mostly. we try to be, anyway. but sometimes we just need to escape from that. whether its through being a puppy, playing with our friends, or, you know, whatever. but there are things we couldnt, or really, shouldnt escape from. we could have been better, you know. but everyone thinks that. but i know that. we could have been so much better than what weve become. all of us suck. i died, youre all... the way you are. neglectful, hurtful. sure there are some that arent really offenders, but ive got my eye on you because i cant help but to notice a pattern across all the ones that have yet to prove me wrong. i dont know if we can make it right. not to yiffy (terrible name and you should be jailed, by the way). i mean, deejay seems to take it well. but even beyond them. what we did with people who should be our friends is sickening. im glad! im glad i never got grimbarked, or, or, or, you know, like. brought into a candy or meat timeline or whatever. im glad i never put my friends through the wringer. im glad i dont have a reputation for being a #nsfw womanizing sex fiend. im glad that a lot of you were able to do what you want with your life. but, i didnt get to do that with mine. you know how many times i have to hear dave make the same joke that we live in the gorillaz plastic beach house? because we do. and its a terrible bubble and i dont know why we live here. but we do! im sorry for #venting. but this #vent is important to me. its so important to me to get off of my chest. because, its kind of a flashbang. chittr, that is. to join a website and try to see what all of my other selves are up to. and then i get told and shown day in and day out how terrible we are! like! on a moral scale! i think i can forgive some of it... we didnt always have control, you know. so. like. get over it. right? i should just get over it. but it eats at me. it digests me. i spend my time being ritualistically dissolved by thoughts of jealousy. i want to make it right. i want to make everything weve done right! but, but, but i cant! i just! cant! does anyone understand how i feel about this? seeing your alternates? just waste? everything? okay. ill shut up now.
i dont know which is worse... if she just skipped me, or if she did me and i just cant figure out which one i am #vague
jaaade..... :c do you need me to come over and do it for you?
literally how
yeah um you are going to have a bad week :( bark... DO NOT trust your brain to make any big decisions for the next several days!
bro used to love pride month every year when i was growing up actually he said it was the best time of year cause all the queers were more open about it easier to spot them for #hate #crimes #happypride
i dunno wvhat mental illness its for but all the hottest gals i knovw are on that so keep it up babe ;)
And every day, us women weep in joy, honored that The Chosen Feminist is here to save us from the cruel sexism of today.
coffee shop closed since that fucking juju wrecked the vibes ill serve up more later
that a threat or a promise? #suggestiwve
Is this fucking Cbat.
▲what like ‘bad girl’ or would ‘mutt’ count▼
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feel so pissed off i might throw up actually
does it SOUND like im fucking *good*
duh treat before treat afterwards treat during and belly rubs afterwards before and during too and puppykisses actually really nothing beats being a dog yall have it made
boot7 shorts that sa7 https://64.media.tumblr.(om/bb2d6fb2b89b0e527(b080e72ae01425/d95d(b5967dd0b37-68/s500x750/1(fee8d343f(1ab4696e(48feda40(7e300(b901.jpg #nsfw
do not pity me.
gosh dang!!!! im always barking this!!!!!!
caw
Jades are also on my mind, naturally. But they aren't typically terrible and evil so including them in that post wasn't necessary.
Oh! Uhm, maybe some music?? Like uh, heavy rock! I've heard screaming is a great stress relief!
...talk to me when youre ready ok? ive been through this becs here to help though i promise :)
These drawings are coming along so slowly, I apologize.
𝗠🅾ve o𝐧 α𝐧𝕕 𝙖¢ƈﻉṕ𝖙 ᶜhanﻭﻉ. T𝔥e tⓞｒmｅⁿ𝖙 𝖈oᴎt𝗶nｕｅ⒮.
Ї 𝖈ań ｷɘ𝙚ɭ 𝙩𝐡ﻉ f🅞ɭ𝐝⒮ 🅾f my mɨᴎ𝔡 𝔰ɭ🅾ʍɭy ᶜ🄾ｍɘ αｐ⒜rẗ rɨṗṕ1ｅ ｂ⒴ ɼｉṗ𝙥ɭɘ 𝙚veｒ𝕪 𝖙𝗶ｍ𝙚 I 𝙩ⓐ𝚔𝙚 𝙖n🅾t𝙝ｅr 𝕝o🅾𝙠 a𝙩 t𝐡𝙞𝐬 ｒ𝙚a𝕝𝗶ẗሃ. Ｉ𝙩's 𝙖𝙡𝗆🅞𝔰𝖙 νomɨt iᴎ𝙙𝘂ᶜ𝗶ng, ẗh𝙚 𝔴𝙖𝕪 ʇɦ𝗶s uń𝙞v𝙚r𝐬𝙚 𝔰⒜v⒜ｇﻉ1ｙ eα𝖙𝐬 iʇśﻉɭf αɭｉνɘ. 𝘓𝗶kﻉ α 𝙝🄾ｕń𝐝 biʇｉ𝐧ﻭ αwa⒴ ⓐ𝙩 𝙞ẗś ⓞw𝐧 𝔴🅾ｕnd, ᶜ𝐡ｅ𝔴inﻭ aשa⒴ ｉẗś aｒ๓ t🅾 𝔟ﻉ 𝕗𝕣ɘɘ ⓞｷ α ƈɦⓐｉn, ｅ𝖝𝖈𝙚pẗ ｖ𝗶ᴠ𝙞d𝙡ｙ ᶜ🅾n𝐬u𝗆ińƃ 𝙞𝖙⒮ 🄾wⁿ b🄾𝙙ｙ. в𝔲t ẗ𝔥e ๓ⓐ𝙙ⁿﻉ𝔰ś 𝙩𝐡e𝘳𝙚𝙞n 𝐝oeś n🄾ẗ 𝕗𝘳ee 𝙞ẗ f𝘳ⓞｍ 𝖙hɨ⒮ 𝙥𝘂ᴎiś𝙝ｍɘnʇ 🅾ｷ iᴎᶜⓞ๓𝙥𝙚ʇeń¢e; it o𝐧l𝕪 𝙝e𝗶g𝐡ẗｅn𝔰 ẗ𝔥ﻉ 𝕝ɘvɘl 🄾𝒇 𝔡a๓ⁿ𝙖𝖙ɨⓞ𝐧 ʇⓞ 𝐧ｅw 𝔥ｅｉ𝙜𝙝𝖙𝐬.
A shame about the ring, though. Still, things can always be kept in mind for future use.
https://storage.homestuck.com/story/homestuck/media/images/inline-text/shehaswhat.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
ask from a jade! dunno which one LOL "On a scale from one to ten how cute and/or girl are you?" cutest girl ever, girliest girl to girl NEXT question..
:33< okay <3 :33< YAY!!! <3
aNother early day, aNother ratioN. gotta catch some rest, aNd catch my favorite persoN streamiNg live tomorrow.
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No, she's much 8etter. She follows orders!
@arachneanGambit has a planet full of killable npcs!! it might help...
:33< sgrub is already haunted by ghosts :33< of mewrself, of mewr friends, mewer family... ://< *ac frowns at gc* ://< i dont want to think about this anymore actually
If only more understood this.
Oh. Oh. Oh this hits too close to home.
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
im open
₍^. .^₎⟆ #tonguethehom!esSSSstueSsday #nsfw꠹
Perhaps I just need to go back to sleep.
Hint taken... Ssorry..
This binder will be the death of me. I am already battered and bruised, I truly do not need to have the extra pressure on my body currently, yet I have errands to run. #nsfw perhaps?
Do any of you have ANY fucking idea how 8ORING it is to sit around and w8 for something to happen while hearing DIRK FUCKING STRIDER'S VOICE PRATTLING THE FUCK ON ALL THE TIME?