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This absolutely is my heart.
Are you implying that being sinister and supportive are mutually exclusive? What if my sinister activities are actually supporting a dear friend of mine?
THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART. ENGAGE IN LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE ACTIVITIES INSTEAD.
(An image of Kris in the Yamcha death pose)
I get it, this is a fractal mall that doesn't give a shit about logic. But five auntie anns right next to each other is a bit overkill ain't it. In other news I have a bucket of pretzel nuggets to munch on now.
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
✨ I had such a fun performance!! Thank you everyone, i hope you all enjoyed your autographs!!! Thank you to all my little monsters who showed up for eridanweek!! #eridanweek #autographs ✨
If I posted a recipe or two woukd anyone be interested in that?
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
#sfw Kittyposting. I know, what a shocker. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d47706ce91ef.png
Your Guess Is As Good As Any Of Ours Dearie,
why the fuck is lord junior's chit pinned?
i bear more cultural relevance than caliborn ever will.
#caseyweek begins now. shes gonna do a little jig!
Stop.
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
GREEN MARKIPLIER I MISS YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU BACK IN MY LIFE ILL EVEN PUT YOU IN A LITTLE CAGE JUST COME BACK TO ME
good moooorniiiing....... did u miss me :3
only let vibes choose what i wear youll never catch me checking the weather. if im too hot or cold thats on me for not having the right vibes
asking the real questions here
Every hundred years or so, I am required to take classes again to maintain the sharpness of my mind and fullness of my knowledge. Today I am "relearning" about Enhanced Entity Relationship diagrams, as if I would ever forget.
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
HOLY SHIT JUST GOT A POUND OF FREE COKE SHOUT OUT RICH PEOPLE WHO I GASLIGHT INTO BELIEVING IM MORE UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING THEN I ACTUALLY AM IT IS A PERFECT PARTY TIME AND NAP TIME FOR MY KID #substances
ugh. back t𖦹 my w𖦹rk ....
I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif
not in front of my kid though man that would be fucked up
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Whoever hated my worm the messiahs will get your motherfucking ass… watch your slimy thinkpan…
Hay chittrs wat are we posting today XoO
there are beauififul wormmenn onn this website you innow who you sre #specificpostinng
7he number of reacts to that is moderately concerning. #vagueposting
#vaguepissing .
i wonder how far they're gonna get through the alphabet before someone names their planet something that isn't Earth.
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neigh or whatever ponies say
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
uh budweiser #substance
@coolSkeleton and @legendaryFartmaster are currently fighting over which is the prime primary color. Red. Or blue. I am intervening with the hopes of reaching a steady resolution. I offered to combine to broker peace on both sides. Much tinkering and compromise proved necessary. But I give you Superred Ultrablue. A brand new color. Featuring all the best parts of red and the red-grettably tolerable aspects of blue. Intermixed into a finely brewed concoction. https://i.imgur.com/WtrwSIB.png #WitchChittr #TheOccult #ColorTheory #SuperredUltrablue #NoBonesAboutIt #BestColor
i said uh soda and everyone liked it the key is to be tired
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If slick hooked up with her, hes being disowned from the Noir line
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okay i need to know why this pizza rosemary bread ive been getting at market is so freaking addicting ive had to start keeping it at the cabin to keep the guys out of it and im still going through it way too quickly
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
saying you got a "hit chit" just rolls off the tongue.
LET'S ALL RANK PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. AND THE STEREOTYPES ATTACHED TO THEM. #YAY
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"THIS ONE MUTANT I KNOW" IS KINDA CRAZY
stealing meenah peixes' ideas is what keeps me going in these trying times.
hehehe, that is a classic! kind of in line with the general idea.
im really proud of you for taking some time during your break to actually enjoy yourself rather than thinking about doing more work sollux! 0v0
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XB LOL Intentional penis wordle world record when
i get s0 much game they call me the super mari0 h0e. #recyclingmy0wnj0ke
Update My Wife Is Making Me Listen To Weezer So Our Daughter Does Not Lose Her Ganderbulb And Wow This Is Mediocre. Sorry To All The Weezer Fans Out There Im Too Not Human Male For This
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THE TYPE OF PERSON THEY'D WANT WATCHING. I DONT KNOW, SOMETHING ABOUT /NOT LIKING MEN/.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Ap𝒫arently I𝄒ve 𝄬een 𝒫r𝅝n𝅝uncing Eri𝅗𝅥an wr𝅝ng this ♫ wh𝅝le ti𝆐e.𝄽 I𝄒ve been saying it like "Ari-Dan" I𝄒ve 𝄬een calling hi𝆐 the fu𝄴king Ga𝆐e 𓆏 Gru𝆐ps this ♪ wh𝅝le ti𝓂,𝄾e 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you and only you. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. The circumstances of your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. You’re own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your credentials.
crazy how acTTually rememberiing 2 u2e my iinhaler make2 my lung2 work agaiin and 2uddenly ii have energy ii am noTT learniing from TThii2
V^ J0y is underrated as an artistic 0bjective. ^V
((They are few and far between but they're here somewhere :o)
world is beautiful (sometimes)
♯50likes & ill ♯kill my ♯neighbor ♯onstream
Gamgam, you old coot, if you saw two birds sitting on a fence, you'd bet money over which one would fly off first, you would! Just about the curiosest woman I know.
dont listen to her gamgam u keep it up hit it BIG
man i hope this old lady that is clearly senile doesnt notice me breaking and entering and stealing all of her shit
thats cute. i like that vwere all livwing in your gorgeous head rent free.
#whoswithme
IM PROBABLY GOING TO ADD A BANNER SOON. I FORGOT IF I WAS GOING TO BEFORE
john chose to be allergic to peanuts on purpose because he wants to be catered to by everyone
Pledging your allegiance to elder gods from the furthest rings for Eldritch magic has absolutely no downsides whatsoever and is purely profitable just hopped over to Midnight City through multiverse shenanigans and hid roughly 50 fake pages throughout #ForgePagesFriday