♣ mediated by @servingProctor
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DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WERE ENTIRELY WITHIN MY OWN CONTROL, AS DAMNING AS THAT ADMISSION IS, I AM SPENDING AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME ON BEFORUS. IN AN ACT OF #CULTURALINSENSITIVITY AND #ALTERNIANPRIVILEGE, I WILL BE GROSSLY FETISHIZING THE #CULLERXCULLEE DYNAMIC. IF YOU, READING THIS, ARE A SICK FUCK WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN TASTELESS RPF, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR ONE ROLE OVER THE OTHER, I AM ONCE AGAIN TAKING VOLUNTEERS. IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY WILLING PARTICIPANTS, IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT @twinArmaggetfucked AGAIN.
BREAKING NEWS: Recently a petition to make The Purge a real holiday has started up on make a change .org we have already signed it and we encourage you to as well! I just really want a holiday dedicated to #violence and #murder THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 have updated my bio due to a lovely suggestion @~,@
I'm not sure I care enough to dig through over a month of chitts just to find the original chitt, but all you need to know is that a sword went up someone's ass that day, and that someone could be theorized to be me.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @servingproctor your Y. Es Are Too.. Diffe Ent. Hy Do Th9ey Look Like That? You Aren't Su3re. Most Of Of Of Don't Get Their Eye Color Until They're Adults- Y. Ou Have Ad Your Es Like This Passion Forever. You Felt Along Yr Cales And Covered Your Gills. You Are Suh.. An Di. Ty. Your Bl O O Is As It Should Be But You Are An Mutant. You Are One. You Are E And Your Tenncies Are Ho I. Ble. Your Sc Feel Dry T E Air But You Tolerate It. It Fels Wrong. You Hate The Feeg. Ignore It. Ptend That It Is All M. Keup. Simply Pren. D Like It S Nhing. It W Nhing. You Have Seen Other Trolls In Different Castes. Why D. 't They Alo Have S Ales..? If There Was A Ren, You Ould He Been Culled Sooner Than This- Drool Pools Onto Your Head As A Split Jaw Ope- Y Ou Balh Have Tom Before Yur Friend Screams In Terorr At A Beast Larger Than Er As She Calls It An Witsed Mo Nstrr But It Wa S Yo Ur Lu Us On E Snp- This Memory Seemed Eroded Greatly Even To Remember It In The Current State Is A Miracle. #horror #existentialdread #violence apologies For Digging This One Up. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
should be the last one i think! @servingProctor (mild #substance warning) https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/locksickDoodle.png
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8
Maybe you all should consider “NormalMaxxing.”
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[NOW$ YOUR #HAN#E TO BE A BIG $HOT!]
i have so much money i wish i could give it to someone to beat me senseless (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
something something. #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/uCJsV6L.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/AQe5TTV.jpeg
at his own house at his own house DAMN okay actually done
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Then bein' happy means somethin' else fer you, and that's OK too! Far be it fer me t'tell ya what ya should er shouldn't mark on your map...that's YOUR course to chart... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But havin' locked arms 'n blades with many a FLARPer in my heyday...I can say with confidence, ya got a bit more tinkerin' t'do with your backstory's unfoldin' arcs t'be focused on the happiness o'now...! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Feelings like that...are a status condition. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Often rooted in fear! Or uncertainty! You don't wanna be happy, 'cuz you don't feel like you've enough Happy EXP t'multiclass into somethin' that brings you joy...could be a form of self-sabotage...where you roll a D4 on your turn, confused enough to head just 'bout any wayward which way 'cept where ya wanna be goin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But don't lose hope! Even if happiness comes t'ya by another name, another shape, another sort...it's still yours!!! Not everyone gets, or even wants t'be happy go lucky...! Sometimes their happiness is a quiet afternoon, twiddling thumbs! Somber acid rainstorms! Or even just a bit 'o quiet solitude...! YOU decide what YOUR active quest is!